MUG Shots

 

by Rupert Insider

A picture is worth a thousand words. That’s why Duncan Oldham hid from the camera for years. Even when he appeared he wore a hat, dark glasses, a wig or a woman’s dress.

But In March and April 2007 he dropped his guard. Desperate to force his bizarre trip to Canada and the USA down the throats of members of KopTalk, he forgot that videos can be freeze-framed and still shots taken from them.

He wanted the videos to sell his site. But the evidence is they have turned off some who were willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

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How he’d like you to see him

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How he really is

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How he would like to be

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How his Ma sees him: his current avatar with hand hiding chin

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Laughing/crying/trying to move his bowels.

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In Love

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Greeting a new £30 member from Asia

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Listening to his Insider voices

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Raffling his Ma in the street for charity

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With hitman – “£500 for the bloggers to push up daisies”.

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Spreading his arse on the only two cushions in Canada

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At the USA Bone Idol audition with his backing vocalist

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Caught on cam denying he has the same DNA as a hippo.

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Aunty Dunk feeling a bit frisky.

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Designated penalty-taker scores for Newcastle UFC

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Clare auctions her knickers to military cadets

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Clare again, dogging in the snow, meets a fit young lad.

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Dunk Driver in Scarborough (just outside Wallsend)

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Missing Warren terribly

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Peasant boy with biggest Guppy fish he’s ever caught

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In character for sick benefits – “depression-anxiety disability”.

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D.I.S Fraudster of the Decade – Wallsend and Scarborough branches

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Does this make me look (a) fat or (b) stupid?

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KT Moderators on 24 x 7 watch for bloggers.

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100% pure blood English and No. 1 purveyor of porn to the Royal Family

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Clare drinking blood of her latest victim

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” I could’ve been a contender, could’ve been a somebody!!

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Favourite role-models

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Favourite members of the Koptalk Kult

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Obsessive masturbatory fantasy

Kitchen Queue

Del Boy with suits, big cheese & Insiders -Wallet, Horse & Anfield Mole

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“Katie wants to live abroad with me, don’t you Katie?”

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Studying to be a messiah

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After 17 Woodpecker Ciders

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The Morning After the Night Before

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Hello Sailor, its Clare again, remember me?

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The S*N always shines at Koptalk – 24 x 7

* This is the first draft of the sticky MUG Shots found in the tool bar at the top of the page. Better ideas welcome!

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17 Responses to “MUG Shots”

  1. Koptalksucks.com Says:

    He really is a fat bastard isn’t he.

  2. hideous Says:

    Looking at him physically and knowing his character I have one question…

    Is he the most outrageously hideous human being in history?

  3. KOPTALK.CON !!!!!!! THE BEST UN-OFFICIAL LFC WEBSTIE ON THE NET Says:

    Dunk is a great guy, why you doing this, it prooves you are as sad as you make him out to be ! I really dont think he scams people hes genuine & a really positive person. It just prooves you have nothing better to do with your life at all ! So go shove your Kraptalk website where the sun doesnt shine ! Nearly all the images & voice recordings you have have been edited in one way or another also, what has Dunks life got to do with you ? You sad b*****ds !! Really grow up dude !!

  4. Ian Says:

    It just goes to show there’s one born every minute.

  5. vincent (melbourne) Says:

    thanks for your post dunc i’m sure everyone will take note and disbelieve what their eyes, ears and nose tell them and have sympathy for you, you thieving sod.

  6. Andy Says:

    Can somebody remove the link to KT contained in the name field of the above comment:

    KOPTALK.COM !!!!!!! THE BEST UN-OFFICIAL LFC WEBSTIE ON THE NET Says:
    July 8th, 2007 at 12:29 am

    This isn’t the first time Oldham/his minions have tried this one.

  7. gazza Says:

    what a fat ugly mofo he is, he almost certainly deserves a slap or two amazed no one has caught up with him yet robbing fucker.

  8. Martin Says:

    Yeah can’t believe someone hasn’t rearranged his deformed limbs yet, but i’m sure it’s only a matter of time.
    He can’t escape his Karma…….

  9. doesntmatter Says:

    Duncs fave hangout now is http://www.livevideo.com he is mrmercedesman What a nice guy he is there. Gag

  10. Koptalk Outsider Says:

    Well, that just shows that he’s totally lost interest in his site now. And confirming that he’s moved to Spain, if any of the koptalkers still don’t believe that!

  11. felix Says:

    Thanks so much for posting the link to the live video site. Currently trapped at home with a broken ankle and it has been so interesting to see what fatty (or triple m to his friends on LV) has been up to recently.

    Today it appears that his channel has been hacked by a woman he gave his password to. So perhaps he is not as clever as he thinks he is.

    So hoping he leaves LFC for his new community. Thanks again for giving me something to do.

  12. Paul M Says:

    Only just come across this site after recently visiting The Liverpool Way.

    I was a fully paid member for years on Koptalk up until last summer. I have to admit I believed almost everything that the site posted. I also paid the £5 for the book which I forgot about until now, I imagine most people did.

    I remember seeing stories about ‘Dunk’ from time to time but he always came out and said it was jealous other websites trying to undermine their status as most read supporters site.

    I decided to leave the site after seeing that he did support the sun and also from hearing other peoples stories about him. IF most of them are true it’s fucking unbelievable that he can get away with it.

    It’s good to see there is some people with morals.

    Well done on the site.

    PM

    In Rafa we trust

  13. kraptalk_addict Says:

    very funny and cringeworthy. It’s the same feeling I get when watching David Brent from The Office.

  14. nufc_baz Says:

    this is brilliant.. they used to live next door to me in wallsend. wor kid searched steve mcneish and found this.. told me straight away and i decided to have a look.. cant believe it..Dunc is a really nice bloke.but then he didnt rip me off hahaha.. steve on the other hand is a freak.. no friends,no life and a serious crush on dunc.. he worships the ground dunc walks on..

  15. ben sanders Says:

    http://www.paranoiavideo.com/

    dunks friends from live video have turned on him. this is shit funny.


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