Where's Dunk?

Dunk has been absent from Koptalk for more than a week now, and finally one of the members dared to ask where he is. He didn’t get any useful answers though, as Dunks little helpers clearly has been intructeed to not tell anyone, and not mention that he’s away.

#103697 – December 10, 2007 19:28 WHERE IS DUNK
The Punisher The Punisher
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Registered: June 11, 2004
Posts: 23655 Where is he? supermarkets are set to post record losses in the build up to xmas as stocks of Pies,Crisps and Cider are piling up [only joking] .Cmon Dunk haven’t seen you around for a while mate,Katie is telling everyone she’s the guvnor and steve is her gopher
#103698 – December 10, 2007 19:32 Re: WHERE IS DUNK [Re: The Punisher]
richt71 richt71
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Registered: July 09, 2003
Posts: 20874 Originally Posted By: The Punisher
Where is he? supermarkets are set to post record losses in the build up to xmas as stocks of Pies,Crisps and Cider are piling up [only joking] .Cmon Dunk haven’t seen you around for a while mate,Katie is telling everyone she’s the guvnor and steve is her gopher

He’s in a hole mate!

#103699 – December 10, 2007 19:35 Re: WHERE IS DUNK [Re: richt71]
The Punisher The Punisher
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Registered: June 11, 2004
Posts: 23655 A hide a way hole,but seriously is he on holiday or something

#103701 – December 10, 2007 19:37 Re: WHERE IS DUNK [Re: The Punisher]
richt71 richt71
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Registered: July 09, 2003
Posts: 20874 Originally Posted By: The Punisher
A hide a way hole,but seriously is he on holiday or something

Nope..just avoiding you!
Seriously I’ve no idea as I’m not his keeper.

#103860 – December 11, 2007 00:39 Re: WHERE IS DUNK [Re: richt71]
Katie Katie
Community Manager
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Registered: July 21, 2007
Posts: 10972 Unfortunately I am not at liberty to divulge this information otherwise I would tell you

The last time Dunk was away for several days, was just before Christmas last year, when he pretended to go to New York to do some property business. But as we showed then, he was just hiding so he’d be unable to go to Alder Hey. Since then, he has learned that he can log on from his laptop or other equipment on various wireless access points, and he has hardly missed a day on the site. He has been bragging about how he’s logging on, even at matches, just to keep an eye on the forums.

So, where is Dunk? He’s been away for 8 days now. Has the police finally put him in the slammer? Has he been rushed to hospital due to his extreme overweitght?. Is he hiding from someone? Has he left Koptalk for good? The only certain thing is that when/if he’s back, he will be telling a lot of porkies about his whereabouts the last few days.

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35 Responses to “Where's Dunk?”

  1. Tubby Says:

    It’s not like he’d be difficult to spot. Anyway, let’s hope its for good.

  2. 1892 Insider Says:

    Maybe, like thousands of ‘former members’, he’s also got fed up and has left.

    More seriously, the news updates still read like him, so I suspect he’s around to an extent. He’s also been posting as Sckair within the past day.

  3. paul g Says:

    Dunk’s been posting frequently as ‘Sckair’. I can’t believe that there’s still so many members who believe that Sckair/Dunk is connected to G&H.

    He’s even alluded to the fact that he’s a very wealthy US businessman, but yet he’s posted all day on Koptalk for about a week……. the same week that Dunk hasn’t posted at all. Give me strength…………..

  4. xxx Says:

    Dunk’s away, preparing for the CL game with Marseille. He is getting the team ready. Give the guy a break, you really can’t expect Rafa to do everything now.

  5. Koptalk Outsider Says:

    I’m not so sure Sckair is Dunk. I think he could just be someone who was blinded by the sudden fame when someone thought he had insider information. Besides, Dunk was still posting when Sckair was most active.

  6. paul g Says:

    I’m absolutely 100% certain that it’s Dunk. If you look at a lot of the posts they are purposely written to wind people up and generate debate, not to express an opinion and there’s only one person who benefits from that.

  7. song to the siren Says:

    maybe he’s banned himself

  8. Laugher Says:

    Where’s my book?

  9. Tubby Says:

    lol @ siren

    Maybe he had a fat attack.

  10. red from oz Says:

    he`s just thinking up his next lie,like “i`ve just got back from a whirlwind tour of the states which included a chat with G+H, and i have some secrets i can`t tell you. i think we may or may not be interested in signing some players in the transfer window.and rafa may get the sack,or he may not”

  11. Tom Says:

    He’s selling up in spain in spain is he not? Probably busy with his next move.

    Where to next dunk? North Africa?

  12. Koptalk Outsider Says:

    Looks like he’s back now. at least he (or someone with access to his account) has posted this, twice:


    #105777 – December 12, 2007 20:37 Re: WHERE IS DUNK [Re: sunrise]
    Dunk Dunk
    KopTalk VIP

    Registered: July 21, 2007
    Posts: 2354 Truthful answer? The recent friction at the club got too much for me, to the point where I didn’t want to discuss these matters. I’ve been here every day as normal.

    Great game last night, I knew we’d qualify.

  13. Tubby Says:

    he’s probably pissed off Rafa will not be getting the sack.

  14. red from oz Says:

    the recent friction at the club got too much for him?
    he lives on that sort of stuff.
    more like he couldn`t come up with any lies about it.

  15. xxx Says:

    BULLSHIT DUNK
    BULLSHIT DUNK
    BULLSHIT DUNK
    BULLSHIT DUNK
    BULLSHIT DUNK
    BULLSHIT DUNK
    BULLSHIT DUNK
    BULLSHIT DUNK

    If lies were measured as continents you’d be America, no wait you are big as both American continents. Shut the fuck up and go drown yourself..

  16. Hertsred Says:

    Perhaps Dunk has banned himself for breaking his own guidelines!

  17. Tubby Says:

    He must be busy writing that book.

  18. Laugher Says:

    He’ll claim he’s been secretly tagging along with GG trying to persuade him to save Rafa and advising him on how to secure the right finance to buy the real stadium, not the Parrybowl we look to be ending up with.

  19. fantastic five Says:

    maybe dunk will be providing the finance and is just haggling over the rate. Watch out for the biggest lie we have ever had. To be quiet when all this is going on means he really is cooking up the biggest tale he can think of. mediator between the owners and benitez!, interview for the ceo role in citigroup! who knows

  20. Nigerian Scammer Says:

    “Where to next dunk? North Africa?”

    He would be at home with me and my scamming friends.

  21. Homer_jay Says:

    Well if you are fit young lads i’m sure he will love to scam with you!

  22. 1892 Insider Says:

    Well, he’s back now with some prime bull.

    #109052 – Mon Dec 17 2007 02:40 AM Not Convinced
    Dunk Dunk Administrator Offline
    KopTalk VIP

    Registered: Sat Jul 21 2007
    Posts: 2378
    Having spoken to executives and non-executives at the club and having read all the reports, I remain unconvinced that the “issues” at Anfield have been resolved.

    Sorry, it’s just my opinion, and obviously it doesn’t mean that it’s the right one.

    An outright lie. He continues to fantasise about ‘insider’ contacts, but it’s been documented here many times that he doesn’t have access to any employees of the Club and that the owners ordered him to cease and desist after his wild claims of intimacies with them.

  23. Laugher Says:

    Just his opinion, after speaking to executives and non-executives? What a prick. He doesn’t even read his bullshit back to himself any more to check it sounds feasible.

  24. Ron Nasty Says:

    What he meant to write was ‘Haven’t spoken to……..’

  25. Johnny Tightlips Says:

    Recent friction at the club got too much for him – how the fuck would he know? He’s probably never set foot inside Anfield in his life. No doubt someone will pick up on my non attendance at the match for the past two months but that’s for my own personal reasons and I won’t detract from the key issue here which is that fat North-East cunt.

    Maybe he’s considering his options:

    1) Spin more sensationalist bullshit that some clueless Thai supporter will pay £30 for.

    or

    2) Whore out Katie and Steve on the streets of Wallsend/Spain/Malta or wherever he’s existing now.

    I’ve got to be honest, I’ve never understood how the guy got away with conning people for so long. Thank God for the blog which exposes him at every turn. Like many readers of this site, I’ve reported him to the relevant authorities for his countless misdemeanours and I’d urge all Insider readers who haven’t done so already to follow the example set by those who have shopped this slimy excuse for a human being.

    The sight of him and the rest of his mini entourage does make me wish I could track him down and smash a brick right through the face of each and every one of them.

    Although there are many unofficial Liverpool websites, I belive that the club should make their position on Oldham and his KrapTalk empire very public because he is basically scamming fellow supporters and he needs to be put in his place.

    “The last time Dunk was away for several days, was just before Christmas last year, when he pretended to go to New York to do some property business. But as we showed then, he was just hiding so he’d be unable to go to Alder Hey.”

    It’s a small mercy that he has not been anywhere near the Alder Hey. You can’t imagine how bad it is for all those parents with kids in there as it is without having that fat cunt, his chimp-faced rentboy, grotesque-looking slag and his should’ve-been-killed-at-birth daughter turning up trying to fleece them.

    I’m waiting for the next line of exclusives which will no doubt be two days behind every other Liverpool site. There’s currently a topic on the On The Kop site about Rick Parry bieng replaced. What chances that DunCon will dress it up as an exclusive in the next few days? I’d put me season ticket on it to be honest.

    He tried to force out Robbie Fowler and is trying to do the same with Benitez. It’s only a matter of when he does the same to the likes of Gerrard, Carragher and even Torres. The simple fact of the matter is that he hates the fact that despite the mass reporting in the tabloids, Benitez still remains as Liverpool manager and that hasn’t changed. He can’t stomach this fact and is trying to put a spin on it in order to obtain another £30 subscription from another clueless supporter.

    The man’s a dick – simple as.

  26. Dunk knows best Says:

    You guys have given up now I see – whereas my life just keep getting better and I make more and more by the day. Dunk knows best and you should just concentrate on playing with your new toys that Santa brought. Rupert didnt get anything as he was on Santa’s naughty list. RIP this blog. While the Sun shines on me and my gang.

  27. Frog Says:

    Who says they’ve given up?

  28. Laugher Says:

    Pity that’s not really Dunk – “me and my gang” makes him sound like some kind of Gary Glitter wannabe.

    I don’t know if the bloggers have given up or not, but they certainly haven’t got a great deal to work with at the moment.

  29. sospanred Says:

    Dunk knows best Says:
    December 28, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    You guys have given up now I see – whereas my life just keep getting better and I make more and more by the day. Dunk knows best and you should just concentrate on playing with your new toys that Santa brought. Rupert didnt get anything as he was on Santa’s naughty list. RIP this blog. While the Sun shines on me and my gang.

    Even Dunk’s English isn’t this bad…

  30. Redneck Says:

    Apparently, I’m Dunk in disguise … a quick IP check by this blogs administrators would soon resolve that 😉

    http://kop-tv.com/go/headlines/steve-nicol-disappointed-with-americans/

  31. Koptalk Outsider Says:

    As far as I know, Dunk’s in Spain, not Reading, but you could of course be one of his little helpers. 🙂 No, really, having seen your website, I don’t see why someone accuses you of being Dunk.

    Maybe you’re Katie? She’s not posted on Koptalk since before Christmas. She was supposed to be back from holiday 10 days ago, but is still away. Maybe they’ve fallen out? We may have some news on this soon….

  32. Redneck Says:

    lol thanks Outsider — I think it’s all stemmed from one rumour I posted from another LFC blog (german i think it was) (Kuyt/Ashton) – a lot of people have taken offence to the idea of Ashton possibly wanting to play at a higher level than at a feeder club for Chesterfield 😀

    Seriously, has KT really gone THIS quiet?

    If it has it’s fantastic news all round, a real success for the insider team!!

  33. mrmercedesman Says:

    mrmercedesman at livevideo.vom

  34. mrmercedesman Says:

    duncan oldham is mrmercedesman at livevideo.com


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