KopTalk's Naughty Knickers Sale

Ever fancied owning Dunk’s thong? How about Steve’s BBQ apron? Those really are items he’s now selling. Seriously. Laugh? I nearly wet myself, especially after how dull the ever-quiet KopTalk has been lately. Fortunately, we’re spared the sight of Dunk modelling the thongs, because they only go up to Large.

So, are you tempted yet? No, nor me. Never mind, however, because you could always buy a Smoove-branded t-shirt or maybe even a KopTalk badge or two. I’m sure those will be all the rage around Alicante this season, though probably not at Anfield. KopTalk’s not too popular there.

I couldn’t resist highlighting the return of the KopTalk shop. In fact, Dunk actually asked us to, so it’d be rude if I didn’t.

kt-shop-returns

All publicity is good publicity, after all, which doubtless explains why there is an article called Anti-KopTalk on the front page of his site, complaining about his ‘jealous rivals’, and why private messaging is disabled, and why ‘WordPress’ is censored on KopTalk, and…

Just remember to dig deep, folks, because every penny of profit is ploughed back into KopTalk’s running costs and most certainly will not be spent on pointless and desperate foreign trips designed to make him look relevant.

Frankly, I don’t mind giving his tat a plug, because anyone purchasing it is clearly far beyond any help this blog can give them. I’m sure any real fans would prefer to buy genuine LFC clothing and merchandise from the Club, which you can do from here.

For those who prefer KopTalk to the real thing in other ways, Dunk’s got an alternative to the new LFC TV channel that the Club are launching on Setanta.

KopTa1k.TV
by Dunk on Tue 07 Aug 2007 14:29 BST
During the first half of the season we will be launching KopTa1k.TV which will feature informal and brief LFC news updates several times a day, news permitting. Pie-eaters in command myself and Steve will be reviewing the morning’s news and also commenting on anything that transpires later on during the days.

It should make car-crash viewing. I think I’ll stick to Sky Sports News, so feel free to drop me a line if you fancy keeping an eye on their broadcasts.

As regular readers will be aware, Dunk’s expanded his child labour force to include a 14-year-old cousin, SeaDog, who is a Leeds fan, no less, and will be acting as a moderator. A unique selling point indeed, which I look forward to seeing on his list of services offered to ‘mature, die-hard’ fans, who are already delighted to find threads deleted in case under 18s see them.

#3230 – 03/08/07 07:12 PM what happened to my shaving post?
wezo23 wezo23 Offline
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Registered: 25/07/07
Posts: 4027
Loc: carrickmacross,co monaghan
i titled it over 18s …where did it go?
_________________________
liverpool will rule again

#3240 – 03/08/07 07:17 PM Re: what happened to my shaving post? [Re: wezo23]
LFCBarmyArmy LFCBarmyArmy Offline
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Registered: 01/08/07
Posts: 42
yeah that thread was quiet interesting…

#3242 – 03/08/07 07:18 PM Re: what happened to my shaving post? [Re: LFCBarmyArmy]
JD JD Moderator Offline
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Registered: 12/12/04
Posts: 15136
lol bit close to the edge mate and kids might read it.

#3249 – 03/08/07 07:21 PM Re: what happened to my shaving post? [Re: JD]
wezo23 wezo23 Offline
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Registered: 25/07/07
Posts: 4027
Loc: carrickmacross,co monaghan
hense the over 18 title. bring back the over 18 forum then
_________________________
liverpool will rule again

#3268 – 03/08/07 07:37 PM Re: what happened to my shaving post? [Re: wezo23]
JD JD Moderator Offline
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Registered: 12/12/04
Posts: 15136
lol mate that forum was a disaster.lol

#3276 – 03/08/07 07:41 PM Re: what happened to my shaving post? [Re: wezo23]
Dunk Dunk Administrator Offline
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Registered: 21/07/07
Posts: 327
Originally Posted By: wezo23
i titled it over 18s …where did it go?

An 18+ title doesn’t make something exempt from moderation. We have to have a little decency around here, especially during the school holidays

#3277 – 03/08/07 07:41 PM Re: what happened to my shaving post? [Re: JD]
LFCBarmyArmy LFCBarmyArmy Offline
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Registered: 01/08/07
Posts: 42
ahh come on now. It wasn’t like it was doing any harm and to be fair they will learn about these sort of things some day. If we have to censor anything slightly controversial then it loses the mature atmosphere that we have here.

That thread was then locked. Dissent isn’t allowed at KopTalk. As Dunk says, it’s the school holidays, and he has his young relatives working (unwaged?) on the site. Naturally, those same rules don’t apply when he makes his own foul-mouthed podgecasts, despite them being freely available to non-members and on iTunes. He also seems to have forgotten boasting that he allowed Steve, when he was 16, unlimited access to porn and that he took him to sleazy bars in Canada when he was just 17.

Finally, congratulations to the team of 8 for excelling themselves yesterday and breaking into three figures for the first time, with 108 members transferred over!

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20 Responses to “KopTalk's Naughty Knickers Sale”

  1. silent but deadly Says:

    One of the t shirts has the liver bird on it – presumably that’s trade marked?

  2. Scouse Says:

    The delayed moving of members is simply another PR stunt. Wouldn’t suprise me if the majority of the moved accounts are fake to bump up the numbers.

    Also surely wearing a Koptalk t-shirt around Anfield is a death wish!!!

  3. Tom Says:

    He’s breaking copyright using the clubs liverbird on the chest of that shirt.

  4. Toby Says:

    Just let CafePress know its copyright and they’ll have it removed

  5. Ronald McDonald Says:

    I’m not sure a simple Liverbird is trademark, I seem to remember that was once of the drivers for the Club badge change… Might be wrong.

  6. Andy Says:

    Another update from Oldham about kopta1k.tv

    Dunk Site Editor
    We’ll just break off from the site at various points and park ourselves in front of the cam to provide updates to people at work etc who don’t have time to browse the net. Just the same usual rubbish really.

    So it will be an internet-only service aimed at people who don’t have time to browse the internet. And it will be rubbish. Can’t wait.

  7. Dr Proctor Says:

    More false promises of things ahead on Kraptalk, it will never happen.

  8. chapeau du soleil Says:

    >> Also surely wearing a Koptalk t-shirt around Anfield is a death wish!!!

    Wearing a Koptalk t shirt anywhere is a sign of being brain-dead. Besides, I doubt many on Koptalk have ever been near Anfield

  9. terry terry Says:

    Seadogs is the nickname for wait for it…Scarborough Football Club.

    Die-hard Reds every last one of them.

  10. Scouse Says:

    Koptalk.tv – next scam

    If someone from the blog can embed every youtube video and we all click it the blog will show up in the links section (nothing KT can do about this)

    Since they disable comments on every video this is a good way to get a link back to the blog on all KT vids

  11. Raftastic Says:

    He’s scammed the search engine AGAIN…..

  12. Toby Says:

    I see CafePress have removed his items with the Liverbird on them.

  13. 1892 Insider Says:

    Which constitutes most of them, haha. There’s very little left now. The entire kids’ range has gone.

  14. DunksNemesis Says:

    ON THE ‘BLOG’

    T-Shirts Update
    by Dunk on Thu 09 Aug 2007 07:35 BST
    Within a few hours of our Cafepress shop re-opening we shifted 80 KopTalk t-shirts. Some of our members have suggested that we use a UK-based supplier to lower costs and also to offer quicker delivery times. We opened the Cafepress shop to see if there was an interest and there clearly is so later this week we will look at developing a proper shop with the products that have attracted the most interest. A member has also come forward to say he can provide us t-shirts and caps at discounted products.

  15. DunksNemesis Says:

    OooPS can someone remove the link please.

  16. Toby Says:

    So he’s trying to say he’s shifted all the knickers and aprons too? Cafepress don’t keep a limited stock, they just print and post. Total bullshit to make his cultees think there’s demand for the stuff.

  17. BKTD Says:

    I wonder if my email to them had something to do with the removal of the items. Oh dear what a shame!!!

  18. Dave Says:

    Isnt the liverbird a symbol of liverpool not the football club?
    You lot most ave alot of time on your hands and BKTD you sad bastard get a life find a bird if its possible.

  19. ForeverRed Says:

    errrr…was there any point to that video? and I can’t really see anyone buying or wearing that stuff sorry.


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