KopTalk's On The Move, But Still No Prizes

Dunk’s been on the move again. We knew this already, since it was clear from the video podgecast that he was abroad. As of writing this, a grand total of just 164 people had viewed his video, and each of them probably regrets it, because it’s easily the dullest one to date, with a few indirect digs at the blog and an incompetent demonstration of how their multi-channel satellite system works.

We don’t know where he is, but if it’s Malta, as he said a few weeks ago, then perhaps he’ll meet up with his members there, which was suggested to him. Then again, perhaps not.

At least one member had endured the 8 minutes of inanity.

#251011 – Yesterday at 05:42 PM Re: Dunk……do you….. [Re: Dave100]
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Originally Posted By: Dave100
…live abroad now?

Judging from the latest podcast you do.

If so can i have your season tickets?! 🙂

No, I’m on a summer break while England drowns. As I work hard and spend my life dedicated to this website and not what others do with their websites, I am fortunate enough to be able to move from A to B or A to C as and when I choose 🙂

Flights are as cheap as £30 these days so when I get stressed I can **** off. I’ve set myself a target of attending every home game next season and have accomodation booked up for the first half of the season. I’ve only just got a transfer so that I can now sit with the rest of my family in the Main Stand near the dugouts.

On a night I can currently work outside in the early hours until I go to bed sat in me shorts, drinking an ice cold can of Woodpecker. I laugh when the odd hate mail comes in from the self appointed ‘rivals’ sat in their bedsits freezing to death as they look for another 50p for their meter. If I was them, I’d hate me too.

I’ll be back in the UK from around September 1st once the transfer window has closed and there’ll be plenty of ticket give aways this season. If you’re nice, I’ll get you two
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#251013 – Yesterday at 05:45 PM Re: Dunk……do you….. [Re: Dunk]
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Two tickets for a match, not season tickets!
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Well, I don’t like Woodpecker; I prefer Magners myself or just a refreshing glass of Diet Coke. I don’t know if he means us by ‘self-appointed rivals’ but, if so, I certainly haven’t been sending him hate mail, and I think he needs to buy himself a dictionary and learn the difference between ‘rivals’ and ‘critics’, because we’re not here to promote ourselves or anyone else.

We’re far more interested in his announcement there that he plans to give away ‘plenty’ of pairs of tickets next season. I dug out one of my stubs from last season and here’s what it says on the reverse:

Tickets are issued for the personal use of the purchaser only save for transfer to his/her Guests in accordance with the Terms and Conditions of Entry PROVIDED THAT such transfer takes place in consideration of no payment or benefit in excess of the face value of the TICKET plus any pro-rated administrative cost and such transfer does not take place in the course of any business or for the purpose of facilitating any third parties business.

Dunk isn’t an authorised agent for the purpose of distributing tickets and he doesn’t have the right to use them to promote his site in this way, so we’ll be keeping a close watch on whether it happens. Of course, it might just be an idle promise, quickly to be forgotten, much like his scheme to visit the official shop and buy out-of-stock items at cost price for members, or his plans to buy Chris Waddle’s house next to Melwood.

There’s also the question of how he plans to get tickets, since he’s claiming that he’ll be using his own allocation for at least the first half of next season. We know you hadn’t been going, Dunk, so maybe you could prove this for us by letting us see a photo of you, inside Anfield, holding up a copy of that day’s paper (no, not The S*n).

If you do win tickets in any subsequent competitions, don’t hold your breath on getting them. Dunk doesn’t believe in rushing to give out prizes. Remember David L? I wrote at the start of last week about his never-ending wait for his prize. Two months after promising to buy prizes, Dunk’s still not done it.

#250794 – Yesterday at 11:33 AM Re: Prizes [Re: Katie]
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Sent two more e-mails this week as still waiting for the prize money to be transferred to my PayPal account. Not had a reply.

#250827 – Yesterday at 12:24 PM Re: Prizes [Re: David L]
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We have stacks to do. Katie says she contacted you by support ticket XQO-571670 recently and said it would be dealt with asap.

Both myself and Steve have been busy with moving the site. Sadly you will have to wait until we have a free moment. Opening new support tickets will only delay things further as will creating new posts like this as I’m trying to get the new site up.

When the new site is up I will see they sort you out in time for the new season. If they don’t, please feel free to reply here. Also reply here when you receive the transfer.

Thanks.
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Full marks, Dunk, for variety of excuses. Last time, it was because you were painting the office; this time, it’s because you’re moving the site. Except that won’t wash, since you found time to prat about making a podgecast, that’s watched by next to no-one on your site, and you found time to type a mammoth essay in response to carrsim’s support ticket, so why couldn’t you deal with this? Just how long does a PayPal transfer take? And you did say yourself to ‘keep pestering’, so you can’t blame the man for that.

On the subject of the server move, Dunk’s asking again for everyone’s details, so he can move them across to the new server. Apparently, £600 a month (ahum) doesn’t buy you a server that can handle avatars, signatures and provide a ‘blistering fast’ service. This despite the fact that more popular sites can provide that and more (like, say, personal messages) on packages costing around £70. He wants full names, telephone numbers and postal addresses.

As long as you’re paying your subs, I don’t see any justification for every member needing to provide that sort of data, but does it reveal the real reason for the move: are you trying to find us, Dunk? 😉

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Finally, this little exchange made us laugh.

#250354 – 20/07/07 05:15 PM 55m sensation
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anyone see on the last page of the liverpool skytext pages, an add for fansfc phoneline.

“”55m sensation? smash 100m barrier”

wonder who they’re pretending to be in for for 55 mil? kaka?

if only someone was dumb enough to call it 😉

i wasted about £50 of my parents money when i was a kid and phil babb was joining!

#250355 – 20/07/07 05:16 PM Re: 55m sensation [Re: enola]
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Dismiss it. At one time we use to call these for members but it’s such a joke.
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Ringing premium-rate numbers certainly used to be advertised as part of the blurb for the Gold Club, but I’m not sure whether it happened. Dunk probably used to pass off their stories as his own, just as he often does with news he finds elsewhere for free. It all reminds me of when he ran his own rip-off phone line.

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IMPORTANT NOTE: I’ve heard from one or two people who’ve contacted Insider Insider in the past couple of weeks and haven’t had a reply from him. It seems as if he’s currently not checking his mail, so please get in touch with me on 1892.insider at gmail.com if you’ve sent him any information or mailed him about anything important.

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29 Responses to “KopTalk's On The Move, But Still No Prizes”

  1. Andy Says:

    Oldham, it isn’t very often that the blog gives you any helpful advice but please, for all our sakes – watching a halfwit fill up a petrol tank or channel surf is no way to attract new members.

    There are only two possible explanations for him moving abroad – to evade UK authorities or because property there is cheaper and he desperately needs the money.

  2. raftastic Says:

    Is it no illegal for him to be asking for all that personal information?
    Anyone who gives him all that info (enough for him to be able to open bank accounts and get credit cards etc) would seriously need there bumps felt

  3. tubby Says:

    He DOES NOT need all this information to transfer registration data, this is a total load of bollocks. Dunk, if you are migrating systems or whatever the feck you claim you are up to, to then go ahead and tell your members that they must provide you with private details to be sure they are transferred across is a total load of fucking nonsense. The onus on any data migration is on YOU to get it right, NOT on your customers under threat of being locked out. No wonder you are a failure in business.

    Fucking knobend.

  4. gazza Says:

    does the fat fucker know about the data protection act what a fecking tool !!, doubt that fucker would go anywhere near anfield either, should publish his picture in every fanzine to make sure he don’t.

  5. Andy Says:

    You can complain about breaches of the Data Protection Act online:

    http://www.ico.gov.uk/complaints/data_protection.aspx

  6. 1892 Insider Says:

    I did some research yesterday and I’m not sure whether he is breaching the Data Protection Act, as long as he keeps the data confidential and uses it only for stated purposes, which is why I didn’t address that aspect. I’m going to ask a website admin I know if he can shed some more light on the matter.

    However, he still has no need to know someone’s home address and mobile number. I don’t see any other forums demanding that kind of information.

  7. tubby Says:

    too right, after all is said and done thats all kraptalk is, a forum board. and not a very good one at that. Now, if only dunk accepted the fact.

  8. Teessider Says:

    I’ve still got an active membership (only for the laughs and the bits I can feed to this blog) but there is NO way I’m going to provide the info requested by the fat ring-master.

    I’ve read reports of ex-members getting phone-calls on their mobiles and emails from fatty. I don’t need that.

    Dream on Dunk, you’re getting nothing from me!

  9. Andy Says:

    Oldham has just announced on his blog that he will be relaunching the KT free forums. Let the games commence.

    New Non-Members Forums

    by Dunk on Mon 23 Jul 2007 00:11 BST
    We will be re-introducing a free discussion community for the forthcoming season. This will be available to all non-members to discuss LFC matters and it will run independently of our members only areas. Registration will be free and it will be safe for kids as all posts will require approval. The forums will be run by our junior editor. Stay tuned for further announcements!

  10. 1892 Insider Says:

    Can’t wait. Will he be requiring postal addresses and phone numbers from non-member kids as well?

  11. onefinalpush Says:

    “all posts will require approval.”

    Hahahahahhahaahahahahaha what a forum that will be.

  12. spsdjone Says:

    so all posts will be moderated to make sure they are safe to be read by children. but hang on, these posts are to be moderated by the junior editor suggesting somebody not of an adult age. does he read what he writes?

  13. HaroldInsider Says:

    “I’ve set myself a target of attending every home game next season and have accomodation booked up for the first half of the season. I’ve only just got a transfer so that I can now sit with the rest of my family in the Main Stand near the dugouts.”

    Hahahaha I am waiting for the day that Dunk visits anfield

  14. Flagpole Corner Says:

    aye, we should have the club take care of him when he arrives. maybe they can ask him about his various scams whilst they escort him off the premises

  15. Homer_jay Says:

    Is it a secret where he is hiding?!?!?!?
    It seems like he found out the taxman can reach him in most of europe, but if anybody got his e-mail address, can you please ask where to get 30 pound tickets to Mauritius, I would like to go!

  16. deiseach Says:

    “Opening new support tickets will only delay things further as will creating new posts like this as I’m trying to get the new site up.”

    Translation: “It’s YOUR fault for asking questions! Get to the back of the queue as punishment for not knowing your place.”

    Is there some kind of masochistic strain running through each KT member that they are happy to pay good money to endure these indignities?

  17. Jocky Says:

    “I’ve set myself a target of attending every home game next season and have accomodation booked up for the first half of the season. I’ve only just got a transfer so that I can now sit with the rest of my family in the Main Stand near the dugouts.”
    I’ll be back in the UK from around September 1st once the transfer window has closed and there’ll be plenty of ticket give aways this season. If you’re nice, I’ll get you two.
    Is’nt our 1st home game in August?Would he honestly get a beating really if he went?I would hope so myself

  18. McWar Says:

    Right guys…if we all open a ticket a day that will slow him down.

  19. Scouse Says:

    All posts will be moderated so a certain blog can’t be posted there.

    No doubt not one LFC site will link to this new free forum given it’s association with Koptalk. I wonder if they will try and hide this fact or advertise this openly.

    Either way it is doomed

  20. Steve O Says:

    Dunce has lied before about not holding personal information on computer but he held it on paper, this was shortly after the blog suggested he was in breach of the data protection act.

    As ever, dunce cannot even remember his own lies, being a little bit thick.

    Oh, and Dunce, we know you read this blog, why not stop reading and pay your members the prizes you owe them – or is the real reason that we have already pulled you up on the competitions being illegal.

    You really have surpassed yourself in stupidity.

    Oh, if you are unwaged in crap health why would anyone be jealous of you. Where does the 30 quid come from for your flight if you are unwaged, have you told the social about you away trips – don’t worry, we’ll do it for you.

  21. blondinsider Says:

    Another strong post. Am I the only one wearying of this fat useless twat?

  22. Homer_jay Says:

    The Alexa breakdown of the userstats show a decrease in UK users of 20% and an increase in Mauritius users of 20% since the last articel about the subject. Weird coincidence!
    But this could mean that the fat cunt only is hiding behind 20% of the usernames on kraptalk. Thats a surprice!!

  23. Steve O Says:

    Probably not 20% of uses since Dunce will have installed the alexa tool bar on his PCs since the blog started using them.

    If you look, there is an increase when presumably Dunce installed the toolbar.

  24. Concorde Says:

    “I’ve only just got a transfer so that I can now sit with the rest of my family in the Main Stand near the dugouts.”

    Haha. I sit near the dugouts so I will definitely be on the lookout for the fat c*nt. I doubt very much that I’ll see him….I do hope so though. 🙂

  25. Raftastic Says:

    I’ve said many times before that Steve is now fair game for a kicking as he’s turned 18 but fuck me if i ever see fatty around my Church i’ll make him wish he had paid his hit men to be his personal bodyguards.
    And what’s with shittalk today they’ve not put one artival up about the new stadium.
    I wonder why that is ?
    Oh and RAupert i know you still read this site so swallow your pride and make a return please as it’s dying on its arse without you.

  26. Red Lion Landlord Says:

    I imagine there will be a few kt members looking round the free sites for news on the stadium today.

    Hopefully, they’re royally pissed off that their £30s didnt manage to persuade the “editor” to muster an article up on the super soar-away K*pTalk.

  27. tubby Says:

    q. Know why Dunk is so fat?
    a. Cause every time I shag his missus she bakes him a cake.

  28. jugs Says:

    They aint that smart, I filled out all my details, none of which match the ones I registered with , even though my membership is about to expire.

    Now I know he and his lackeys read this site, so here is my challenge to Katie, find out who I am and cancel my membership, see how good that database really is .

    Of course if she doesnt find it then Dunk will be all pissed off at you for letitng one of the bloggers slip through his fat fingers.

    Here is a clue, my membership expires about 2 months from now.

  29. Scouse Says:

    Koptalk fund raiser
    http://www.justgiving.com/koptalk

    Any reason they are now using Justgiving rather than mixing everything into their personal paypal account? Justgiving as great as the gift aid really helps bump up the total, it’s interesting that KT never used this previously despite the scrutiny they were under yet have decided to now?


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