Correction: Target due in at Melwood (possibly)

This is my first article so go easy on me.

Whilst other news organisations were today claiming that Torres would be arriving in Liverpool shortly to take a medical Dunk was claiming that he had already passed his medical.  Inside information or speculative crap??  This insider information was posted at 2:47am this morning (although given that the timing on his site seems to be 8 hours out, in reality it was probably posted first thing this morning).

What blew this comment out of the water for Dunk was when news organisations tonight reported that Torres had passed his medical during his visit to Liverpool today and would now be flying back to Madrid tonight before returning to Liverpool tomorrow.  OK, so who is telling the truth here?  Do we believe Dunk who is about as reliable when it comes to inside information as buses are turning up on time.  Could it be possible that Dunk had got the jump on everyone else or did Torres really have his medical today?

In the same statement he claims that there will be a medical today (not for Torres of course) subject to clearance from the players club.  This comment is important; as it gives Dunk his get out clause if/when the medical doesn’t take place.

Dunk
KopTalk.com
Registered: 20/08/04
Posts: 21111

Melwood is preparing to entertain an incoming target (medical). This is due to take place this evening SUBJECT to    clearance from his club (agreement).  It is NOT Torres who has PASSED his medical

The next response to this is someone rightly asking who it is; the same question is asked further down the thread.  Another user also gives Dunk the opportunity to remove all doubt to the integrity and reliability of his “insider knowledge”.     

Shaun33
KopTalk Member
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 182

C’mon Dunk. It would be massive for the future of this website if you came out  with this one early. Imagine everybody on here telling their mates about this upcoming signing and where they heard it first (before it beacame common knowledge). You’d be beating off the new members with a sh1tty stick mate.      Good news always travels fast mate.

Dunk musters the following and as expected he doesn’t know who it is, he just knows there is a medical happening subject to the clearance/agreement from the players club.     

Dunk
KopTalk.com
Registered: 20/08/04

I have no idea of the identity, all I know is that this evening, when things have calmed down, someone will be whisked in. Maybe, just maybe, we will have an idea tonight. According to the source this will take place SUBJECT to  clearance/agreement from the player’s club. The gates are usually double closed at night anyway but they don’t want them left half open today (which they usually are) in case of any snappers. The player MUST be wanted by another club for us to be so tight. If the club is alerted they may move faster or offer more money I guess. Just a hunch.

Once again Dunk claims to have inside information relating to a new signing, he knows there is going to be a medical taking place and he knows when the medical is going to taking place.  Dunk has a great opportunity to pull his reputation out of the gutter but guess what he doesn’t know who the player is, once again typical insider knowledge from Dunk speculative crap with no end product!!!  And people pay £30 for this!!!

OK, I’m going to make a prediction for this transfer window.  Before the transfer windows closes a player will have a medical prior to signing.  However this will be subject to us agreeing a fee with the players club.  I don’t know the players name I just know it is going to happen.  That’s £30 I am owed!

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47 Responses to “Correction: Target due in at Melwood (possibly)”

  1. lfc_michael Says:

    ” C’mon Dunk. It would be massive for the future of this website if you came out with this one early. Imagine everybody on here telling their mates about this upcoming signing and where they heard it first (before it beacame common knowledge). You’d be beating off the new members with a sh1tty stick mate.”

    And for that exact reason, he would tell you if he knew anything. He doesn’t. Never has.

    “The gates are usually double closed at night anyway but they don’t want them left half open today (which they usually are) in case of any snappers.”

    Is it just me or is that a direct contradiction? He’s good at tripping himself up, but it’s quite an achievement to do it within one sentence.

    “The player MUST be wanted by another club for us to be so tight. If the club is alerted they may move faster or offer more money.”

    Well, thanks, Dunk. If you weren’t actually making this up, you’d instead be recklessly giving away vital information that could tip off journalists or other clubs and ruin a transfer. Just as well it’s imaginary.

  2. BKTD Says:

    Not sure what has gone wrong with the format, it looked ok when I was writing it!!! 😦

  3. BKTD Says:

    Fixed it.

  4. Lloyd Says:

    Looks ok when viewed with the comments thread.

    So the official site is saying that Torres signed today, but KT says he signed yesterday – who on earth should we believe? 🙂

  5. Raftastic Says:

    Nice opening artical BK,you will also have noticed that since it was mentioned in here that the Medical team and staff would not have to wait at Mellwood incase a transfer could happen DUNK put on his frontpage (yes i do check thatand yes it makes me feel dirty) that the Medical team & Staff were on stand-by tonight.
    You couldn’t make it up (forgive me for that)

  6. btb Says:

    BKTD, good read and kept to only facts, good to see on. Thought it was a good point and good read. Keep it up mate, I’ll try and pay the £30 at some point for the quality insider gos.

  7. lfc_michael Says:

    Just a thought that occurred to me: remember, last week, how he was talking about changing hosts (again)? And that he seemed to be considering a US host? Maybe that’s why there was downtime yesterday, when it was being moved, and why the clock’s out. He’s probably too dim to realise how to change it.

  8. Ron Nasty Says:

    A mate of mine just said to me ‘there’s a rumour from a good source that there’ll be a medical tonight.’ Now I’m thinking this mate (who I don’t see too often) is a member of KT. I shall have words……..

  9. DAVE the BRAVE Says:

    Good first article BKTD, especially the last paragraph. Love it! 😀

  10. Sinbad Says:

    Good start BKTD.

  11. Aaandy Says:

    The blog returns to form. Good stuff BKTD. Normal service is resumed.

  12. fatboyfat Says:

    Well done mate. Good 1st article. Keep em comin 🙂

  13. Johnnyk Says:

    Well done with your 1st article.I would love these daily just to laugh at that sad site.Keep em coming.

  14. sawyerinsider Says:

    good work fella

  15. dunkfattwatknowsfuckall Says:

    Dunk does not get anything right,with regards to information he posts..i am starting to really dislike the fella,
    just recently found this site,i have been a paying koptalk member for the last 3-4 years,but dunk knows fuck all,he guesses it’s becoming boring!!

  16. dunkfattwatknowsfuckall Says:

    the melwood crap he posts,its all made up,medical tonight,activity this evening,bloody medicals pencilled in,christ a 5 year old can make these things up..anyway rant over :0)

  17. Lloyd Says:

    Just picked up on this little gem in the article entitled ” We need more than Torres”.

    “”And what about Lil Luis? I’m sad to see him go. He was a star out in Athens when Big Ears (Steve) had a good natter with him as he and KopTalk member Mike Jefferies and other prawn sandwich munchers tucked into their exotic foods in the UEFA Village or whatever it was bloody called!””

    Steve sharing lunch with Luis in the UEFA Village? But Steve didn’t have a ticket, we saw him via ITN scouring the streets of Athens for a ticket (see this post by Rupert)
    https://koptalkinsider.wordpress.com/2007/06/13/help-cuff-steve-macneish/
    ….yet we’re expected to believe that steve took time out from his busy schedule of ticket-hunting (or should that be ticket touting?) to share a prawn sandwich with “Lil Luis”?

  18. Raftastic Says:

    More to the point the fat cunt would’ve had the video up on every file sharing site known to man.
    The guy’s a fucking retard and Steve is now 18

  19. tubby Says:

    Well done BKTD, effectively showing up Dunk for the lying scoundrel he is. Why pay Dunk when you can get his bullshit free right here?

    Classic.

  20. dataimaginary Says:

    Well done mate. Thanks for the article.

    *Waves at Dunk* can we see the videos of steve and garcia? While you’re at it, any photos or video of steve and macca too? I can’t believe that at least one of you didn’t snap this auspicious meeting with at least a camera phone. C’mon dunkin give us a sweet.

  21. Harold Insider Says:

    BKTD – nice one fella.

    And as for Dunks “”And what about Lil Luis? I’m sad to see him go. He was a star out in Athens when Big Ears (Steve) had a good natter with him as he and KopTalk member Mike Jefferies and other prawn sandwich munchers tucked into their exotic foods in the UEFA Village or whatever it was bloody called!””

    I’m sure he would’ve shouted this from the rooftops and posted millions of pics and videos had this really happened yet I don’t remember him mentioning Luis at all at the time. He is such a bad liar he forgets what he’s previously said.

  22. BKTD Says:

    The faithful have got a little restless this morning. In response Dunk posted:

    Dunk
    KopTalk.com

    Registered: 20/08/04
    Posts: 21174

    There will be a fresh update later today

    So what will Dunks reponse be?

    Parry screwed up again? Club wanted more than we were willing to pay? Plane had a flat tyre whilst sat on the runway?

    Can’t wait for the update!!!

  23. Lloyd Says:

    Just noticed that Dunks latest story which purports to be about the imminent arrival of Torres, actually mentions the word “Torres” four times – fair enough you might say. But in the very same article Dunk uses the the words “I” or “I’m” i.e. Dunk, a magificent 24 times.

    Self-centred Dunk at his finest.

  24. jon Says:

    good work BKTD.

  25. BKTD Says:

    In response to questions asked by his members, dunk has confirmed the following. As predicted we failed to agree a fee with the other team. Dunk does no the name of the player (he claimed he didn’t yesterday) but he’s still not revealing much.

    Re: Dunk- Any news yet ? [Re: RogerZA]
    Dunk Dunk
    KopTalk.com

    Registered: 20/08/04
    Posts: 21178

    I have a name of who was supposed to be coming in but from what I hear, both clubs have so far failed to agree on a fee. I want to get today’s Torres stuff out of the way, then I’ll follow it all up tonight for you

  26. The Oracle Says:

    Good 1st article, BKTD. Keep up the good work.

    Dunk, you are a dumbass.

    That is all.

  27. Raftastic Says:

    I have a name of who was supposed to be coming in but from what I hear, both clubs have so far failed to agree on a fee. I want to get today’s Torres stuff out of the way, then I’ll follow it all up tonight for you…….

    Did you notice what he did there ‘I want to get today’s Torres stuff out of the way, then I’ll follow it all up tonight for you’
    What Torres stuff does Dunk have to get out of the way ? has he had to meet him at the Airport or is he putting him up in his Mellwood house,whatever it is it must be time consuming and very very important if he cannot find the time to JUST FVCKING NAME THE PLATER

  28. Redz Says:

    BKTD,well in mate great first article.

  29. Nick Says:

    I cant resist reading this site. I dont know if I am entertained or appalled. Cant make my mind up. It really is very sad.

    On this thread:

    Steve sharing lunch with Luis in the UEFA Village? But Steve didn’t have a ticket, we saw him via ITN scouring the streets of Athens for a ticket (see this post by Rupert)

    But I have been reading on here for the last month that Steve was “touting” (selling) or in other posts he wasnt even in Athens.

    As a paying member of Koptalk I can see occasions when (I think) Dunk makes up a story. You guys are doing that on here quite a lot as well.

    Lets face it The mantra of the media is “Never let the truth get in the way of a story” I think Dunk sometimes operates in that way, but he who pays for such gossip has the right to stop paying. It doesnt need exaggerated righteous indignation from folk doing the same.

    Which brings me to my question. I read in the thread below this one (or the the 3rd thread) that the infamous criminal mastermind rupert had managed to get Police investigating Dunk over a year ago for one of his so called illegal activities. So why did nothing happen? Could it be that Dunk, while not the most pleasant individual on this planet isnt really quite as bad as many say he is?

    heaven forbid.

  30. Koptalk Outsider Says:

    Nick. As one of those who were at Hillsborough, have you read through the “Sun-lovers”-article in te top menu here? Do you still think Dunk pulled the Sun ads as fast as he could? Have you read the blog article that shows Dunk confessed to have the sun delivered? Have you read about his lies about not knowing about the boycott before WC1998? If you haven’t read it, I suggest you do that now.

    In your posts a few days ago you said “If he reads that rag he is a pilac.” and If he wore a s*n hat that is just plain stupid and as a Liverpool fan I would never do it, so he is a pilac.

    How come you still want to be a member of his site then?

  31. Red Lion Landlord Says:

    He’s got the Sun ads back.

    Theres a current screenshot on est

    http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=28701&page=5

  32. sawyerinsider Says:

    he started another blog yesterday
    koptalkblog .com

  33. Nick Says:

    KT Outsider,

    I said he must be a pilac (seems I cant spell), pillock if he did that and I accept he did wear a s*n hat while supporting England. I did however see the s*n advert on Koptalk and it was pulled immediately. Thats what happened. I know that because I saw it.

    While for me thats something I could never have done, its not enough to condemn him forever. If I remember rightly I said if he had been a s*n hack or a senior police officer I would not be so forgiving.

  34. Nick Says:

    Red Lion Landlord,

    I spend at least an hour or more on Koptalk every day at the moment and I havent seen an ad for the s*n. Why would he be so stupid as to put an advert up and play into all his detractors hands?

    Again a story made up and those that hate Dunk just want to believe it.

  35. Lloyd Says:

    Exactly Nick, there we have it in a nutshell.

    On the one hand we had Steve pictured proudly clutching his Athens ticket, for all the world to see. And on the other we see Steve on national TV, full of self-pity and indignation because he can’t get his hands on a ticket, despite having the best part of 6 (or was it 8?) HUNDRED pounds to spend on a ticket. Would the real Steve please stand up.

    Yet, in the midst of this apparent doppelganger crisis, Steve finds time to munch on some prawn sarnies, and brush shoulders with the stars. You couldn’t make it up.

  36. Red Lion Landlord Says:

    So in your 11.32 post you say “I did however see the s*n advert on Koptalk and it was pulled immediately. Thats what happened. I know that because I saw it.”

    And by 11.35 its “I havent seen an ad for the s*n. Why would he be so stupid as to put an advert up and play into all his detractors hands?”

    I guess your first post refers to the sun ad several months ago?

    I saw the screenshot on est around 9.30ish tonight, I then visited koptalks homepage. The ad was there. It appears others on the thread I linked to saw it as well.

  37. Koptalk Outsider Says:

    Nick. Look at this post to see how long it went on. Read the comments as well.
    Sun ads
    Then read this post:
    Sun delivery

  38. Lloyd Says:

    Nick, you’re probably the type of blinkered person that Fatso just loves having on his site.

    Try this for size – it was captured at around 01:15am TODAY.

  39. Lloyd Says:

    ….better one.

  40. Nick Says:

    All I see is a Blue Sq bet advert where you folk show the s*n advert.

    Same one everytime I have logged on over last few days.

    Difficult for me to believe what you are showing on here when it differs from what I see when I log onto the site. Who do I believe? You guys posting a possibly doctored screenshot or the evidence of my eyes everytime i log on. Any fair minded individual would have to vote for the evidence of their own eyes.

  41. Warren Says:

    Nick,

    If its all lies and doctored pictures, why not show a screen grab of what you see when you log in.

  42. BKTD Says:

    Where abouts is the Sun ad? When I login all I get is the blue sq bet ad?

  43. lloyd27 Says:

    BKTD – you have to keep on refreshing the page – which generates a new ad each time. I captured this at around 1 o’clock this afternoon.

  44. Ian Says:

    Guys leave him, he’s the type of person that makes me glad the likes of Oldham are around if he wants to pay £30 to a website then let him. If he wants to ignore the fact that he can get the same information elsewhere without paying a premium then more fool him. If he thinks the blog are doctoring images he can report it.
    The only people worth worrying about are the people who get conned from the poorer countries were £30 is a lot of money. If Nick wants to support a site like that then it’s his call.
    P.S. Nick who is your brother on RAOTL.

  45. Koptalk Outsider Says:

    Nick: If you’ve finished reading the two articles I put up for you above, here’s another:

  46. Koptalk Outsider Says:

    And the link:
    response to Oldham

  47. koptalkexposed Says:

    @Nick

    “Steve sharing lunch with Luis in the UEFA Village? But Steve didn’t have a ticket, we saw him via ITN scouring the streets of Athens for a ticket (see this post by Rupert)

    “But I have been reading on here for the last month that Steve was “touting” (selling) or in other posts he wasnt even in Athens.

    Err, no Nick, the posts on here are about Steve touting, Dunce was not in Athens.

    Dunce is obese and stupid, Steve is fat and big eared, they are different people. Which one are you?


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