by Rupert Insider
Duncan Oldham hid from the camera for years. Even when he appeared he wore a hat, dark glasses, a wig or a woman’s dress.
But in March and April 2007 he was desperate enough to believe that videos and podcasts might save his dying website. But they didn’t. In fact they put off some who were previously willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.
A picture is worth a thousand words and a moving picture is worth a million.
How he’d like you to see him
How he really is
How he would like to be
How his Ma sees him: his current avatar with hand hiding chin
Laughing/crying/trying to move his bowels.
Greeting a new £30 member from Asia
Listening to his Insider voices
Raffling his Ma in the street for charity
With hitman – “£500 for the bloggers to push up daisies”.
Spreading his arse on the only two cushions in Canada
At the USA Bone Idol audition with his backing vocalist
Caught on cam denying he has the same DNA as a hippo.
Aunty Dunk feeling a bit frisky.
Designated penalty-taker scores for Newcastle UFC
Clare auctions her knickers to military cadets
Clare again, dogging in the snow, meets a fit young lad.
Dunk Driver in Scarborough (just outside Wallsend)
Missing Warren terribly
Peasant boy with biggest Guppy fish he’s ever caught
In character for sick benefits – “depression-anxiety disability”.
D.I.S Fraudster of the Decade – Wallsend and Scarborough branches
Does this make me look (a) fat or (b) stupid?
KT Moderators on 24 x 7 watch for bloggers.
100% pure blood English and No. 1 purveyor of porn to the Royal Family
Clare drinking blood of her latest victim
” I could’ve been a contender, could’ve been a somebody!!
Favourite members of the Koptalk Kult
Del Boy with suits, big cheese & Insiders -Wallet, Horse & Anfield Mole
“Katie wants to live abroad with me, don’t you Katie?”
Studying to be a messiah
The Morning After the Night Before
Hello Sailor, its Clare again, remember me?
The S*N always shines at Koptalk – 24 x 7
* This is the first draft of the sticky MUG Shots found in the tool bar at the top of the page. Better ideas welcome!