by Stannard Insider and Rupert
(Click on photo to see the entire estate)
Some breaking news from the Koptalk shoutbox. In reply to a question Oldham confirms that he has bought a house at Melwood and even suggests he might be living there.
[LPLFC1892] or should I say Kia ora
[Dunk] Kia ora
[liverpoolfan] ye can say whatever you want mate…good news about Mascherano if it’s true
[LPLFC1892] Kia kaha
[LPLFC1892] farewell all im off to bed. take vare and have a safe day
[DMHPioneer] Morning all, Good night Dave A! <!–[if !vml]–><!–[endif]–>
[Dunk] hola and adios
[LPLFC1892] still here watching NZ give England a thrashing in the cricket
[whitters] Thinks are starting to get lively eh Dunk?
[LPLFC1892] Im surprised you are not camped out at melwood. Waht happened with the house by the way ?
[Dunk] yeh it’s hotting up
[Dunk] how do you know we’re not <!–[if !vml]–><!–[endif]–>
[Dunk] we bought a house but because of the stalkers, we’re keeping the location quiet
[mbfakhry] Hi Dunk, is this house “By Koptalkers to Koptalkers” <!–[if !vml]–>
But look carefully! Oldham may be too thick to know that many of his “members” are now taking the piss. But I’m sure even he noticed that the person who asked the question had “1892” in his user-name.
Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt – and assume his reply is intended as wind-up for us so that we will give his dying site some more much-needed publicity.
In any case, its laughable.
The entire point of the Melwood house project – when originally announced – was that it would overlook Melwood training ground, and be equipped with video cameras to capture training sessions and all the goings and comings, and that it would be available as a kind of free bed-and-breakfast to Koptalk Gold Members, especially those from overseas.
In his fevered imagination the original concept escalated into an interest in Chris Waddell’s £300,000 property.
The idea that this unwaged, uninsured, social benefits-cheat who doesn’t pay taxes, and daren’t be seen in Liverpool – he even needs a burkha to go around Newcastle – bought a Liverpool house while continuing to live next to his Ma in a semi-detached in a low-income, low-employment area of Wallsend, and then kept the Liverpool house a secret, is a measure of the absurdity that is Koptalk.
The Melwood house was supposed to be an annex to the Koptalk downtown hotel with a themed Kop bar, also available for free to Gold Club Members. I guess he bought that too, but is keeping it under wraps.
All these grandiose schemes, including his interest in buying a getaway home and other real estate investments in New York and a house in Malta for his Ma and cars and vans and high tech gadgets – all of this came after he received a generous infusion of cash for the Lauren charity appeal. The cash-flow seems to have gone to his head!
However, a few weeks ago, Oldham did claim that Koptalk has moved its HQ. So here’s a challenge for our sleuths out there, especially any who can get to Wallsend.
Is it true? Is KT still run from the garden shed or, for example, from his bedroom. Is it in Wallsend or Scarborough. (Scarborough would explain the goings-on with Katrina and her crowd).
I know that complaints were made to Tyne-and-Wear environmental department that the Koptalk shed was an eyesore, and in breach of planning regulations in a residential neighbourhood and rather than being a shed for residents to potter about in, it was used as an office for several 24 hours businesses including porno.
Fellow travellers on Koptalk, you know who you are, keep taking the piss out of him!
Happy stalking, everyone.