Get well soon Lauren

First of all, for the few people who don’t already realise this, the blog has the upmost sympathy for Lauren, the girl who so many Koptalk readers got to hear about after she became suddenly paralysed as a teenager. Prior to being hit by this awful disability she had been a keen ladies footballer and is a lifelong Liverpool supporter. Her plight touched the hearts of many Reds who heard about her through Koptalk – and through other websites too.

It’s the fact that Liverpool fans are, in the main, decent folk that an appeal for Lauren raised so much money. To start with donations went straight to Lauren’s family, but soon this stopped and cheques had to be made out to Duncan Oldham’s mum, card payments went straight into the Koptalk pay pal account. Early contributors who’d donated directly to Lauren’s family got receipts or thank you notes – these stopped once the money was being sent to Koptalk instead.

Tens of thousands of pounds were collected for Lauren. Dunk sold FA Cup tickets for £1600 a pair “for Lauren”, sold fake LFC memorabilia, lots of it for hundreds of pounds a time “for Lauren”, had people paying money “for Lauren” by standing order. Lauren’s family would actually have been able to start getting help to deal with the situation they were in very quickly after Lauren’s condition began. Dunk’s admitted this was the case already, speaking of how the council paid to have the family’s garage demolished and replaced with a purpose-built specially adapted bedroom for Lauren.

Even so, nobody would begrudge Lauren getting some extra money to give her a better life than she would have had without that money – you can’t put a price on losing the use of your legs. Even though Duncan Oldham had tried to make out the money was needed so Lauren and her family could survive, it was still acceptable to people to donate, because they wanted Lauren to be happy. They’d have preferred to be told why they were donating, and of course some may not have donated if they’d know that Lauren’s family were getting plenty of help from the state, but many would still have wanted to do something to help her.

We feel for Lauren, she deserves every penny that was collected by Duncan Oldham for her. The problem we have is that she never got every penny. Nowhere near. Duncan Oldham got all kinds of new gadgets for his home, an expensive car upgrade, new gadgets for himself, a second-hand car for his step-brother – a long, long list of stuff around the time he was raking money in “for Lauren”. But Dunk is “unwaged” – all the money Koptalk makes goes towards keeping the site going! It doesn’t add up. At all.

We’ve asked Dunk to try and show us some proof that the money went to Lauren. He refuses. He says we are attacking Lauren – we aren’t! We are trying to get him to either pay her the money he collected for her, or pay it back. One or the other.

I was saddened last night when I read a post from Dunk that Lauren had now contracted another illness, which he said was suspected pneumonia. I’m hoping it turns out to be something much more minor and soon fixed, or that it was just another of Dunk’s moments of bullshit.

As Dunk announced it though he wasn’t at all concerned about Lauren. He was concerned about using it to try and garner some sympathy for himself. How much of his comments were actually talking of his concerns for his cousin? How many were just talking about how hard done to he was?

Dunk – if you are concerned about Lauren, even a little bit, you’ll come clean about the money you stole from her. Pay it to her now. Pay it back now. If you’ve got to sell your car to do it then so be it, but you can’t possibly pretend to be concerned about Lauren after stealing from her like this.

Read on, and remember – nobody has “targetted” Lauren from this blog – and only one person has made himself fatter and richer on the back of her illness…

#64412 – Yesterday at 09:44 PM Lauren
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On her way to hospital as they believe she has pneumonia.

Shame on those so called Liverpool fans who have targeted her as part of their agenda against me. Wo betide you if you ever cross my path
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#64417 – Yesterday at 09:47 PM Re: Lauren [Re: Dunk]
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Had it myself mate, on both lungs – not nice at all.

I feel for that lass, I really do.

Hope she gets better soon.
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#64418 – Yesterday at 09:49 PM Re: Lauren [Re: fabio]
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Thanks fabio. I got the call a few minutes ago. It’s kind of pissed on my fire as I was having a great night.

Poor lass. I’m gutted. FFS.

Me mam was all negative “you can die” etc but I said not to worry. There’s hope right? You’ll know? I don’t know much about it.
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#64426 – Yesterday at 09:57 PM Re: Lauren [Re: Dunk]
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I’d be lying if I said you couldn’t die, cause you can.

However, as I said I had it on both lungs – that’s as bad as it gets!

And I refused to go into hospital, even with the ambulance on its way.

But remember this….. I’m a 20/30-a-day smoker, and I have asthma….. and I’m still here to tell the tale.

There is hope; she’ll be fine mate.

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#64428 – Yesterday at 09:58 PM Re: Lauren [Re: Dunk]
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That’s actually what did my mom in. Healthy as hell, then one day BAM got hit with a rare strain of it and it riddled her lungs to the point of no return.

Be strong Lauren. YNWA
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#64430 – Yesterday at 10:01 PM Re: Lauren [Re: Loco_Law]
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Happy New Year right. Same old [oops]. This is why I don’t celebrate it.
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#64431 – Yesterday at 10:02 PM Re: Lauren [Re: Dunk]
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Mate I hope she’s OK; my dad has had Pneaumonia a couple of times in the last 12 months, and he keeps coming through it and he also has asthma; so it’s not all as dark as some people paint it.
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#64437 – Yesterday at 10:08 PM Re: Lauren [Re: woodyp]
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Fingers crossed. She’s done [oops] all to anyone. As if losing your legs and other stuff isn’t bad enough. And then I have arseholes on the net coming out with all kinds of [oops] about her. I can handle that but the poor lass. 3 days in to 2007. Same [oops] every year.
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#64438 – Yesterday at 10:09 PM Re: Lauren [Re: Dunk]
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Relax chief, she’ll be in the best place for it.
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#64440 – Yesterday at 10:10 PM Re: Lauren [Re: Dunk]
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I look at it a different way Dunk.

We are all here, with no purpose whatsoever, and can either be negative about it, or positive. I was down a bit after my mom passed because she was seriously one of my best friends, (I’ve no parents now) but you will kill yourself asking the “why’s” and saying the “it’s not fair’s”.

Anyone that knows me well enough on here knows I’m not a “Everything is rosy” kind of person, but every day that you wake up you make a choice to be happy that you woke up, or be a miserable git because you wanted to wake up somewhere else doing something (or someone) else.

You’re the only person that will change where you are in life, some people are just too lazy to do it.

For someone like Lauren that has no choice, we all feel for her and give our best. The ones that don’t can take it up with me personally in a back alley.
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#64442 – Yesterday at 10:11 PM Re: Lauren [Re: fabio]
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Dunk, I’m devastated to hear that about Lauren. Those scum peices of [oops] ‘fans’ make me sick. She’ll make it through mate don’t worry. You and your family are in all the Koptalkers and all TRUE Liverpool fan’s minds at the mo!
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#64443 – Yesterday at 10:11 PM Re: Lauren [Re: woodyp]
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Oh sorry Dunk! Poor Lauren. She’s young and a fighter. She’ll come out to the golden sky!
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#64444 – Yesterday at 10:13 PM Re: Lauren [Re: Loco_Law]
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If I didn’t have two kids I wouldn’t be here mate by now. That’s just my outlook on life. It’s pretty pants sometimes.

BUT I’m fine… perfectly fine. I’m not bothered about myself, I just feel for Loz and her mam and dad 😦
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#64450 – Yesterday at 10:16 PM Re: Lauren [Re: slugfest]
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Thanks. Steve has gone to bed incase he needs to take anyone to the hospital through the night. I’ll update everyone accordingly.

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#64451 – Yesterday at 10:17 PM Re: Lauren [Re: Loco_Law]
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That sucks Dunk. All is not lost though mate. She is alive and in hospital being treated so as far as I’m concerned, she is half way to a full recovery. She is a young person so she should be able to respond to this setback very well.

YNWA Lauren.
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#64452 – Yesterday at 10:19 PM Re: Lauren [Re: Joelkeeper]
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Like I said, I’m ok. I’m not looking for any heads up, just think about her
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Nice of you to think about Lauren a little bit in there Dunk. But imagine what the difference would be if you’d not stolen all that money from her. Perhaps she’d have been able to pay for a private room at the hospital. But you stole the money didn’t you? You are scum, and I hope Lauren isn’t suffering more than she would have been had you given her the money you collected in her name.

From everyone at this blog and I’m sure most (if not all) our readers – good luck Lauren, get well soon.

And if any of Lauren’s family are reading this, a personal note from me about pneumonia. Last Christmas (2005) a member of my family came down with pneumonia – it was a worrying time but he soon recovered, and he’s in his sixties. We also had a family friend hit by it, she was in hospital for a week and only came out the day before Christmas Eve – again it was a worrying time but she came through it. All being well Lauren will be given good treatment and will get through this without any lasting problems.

Dunk was so concerned about her, by the time midnight had passed he was posting the contents of his spam folder. Yes, in these exciting Koptalk times of few members and little conversation Dunk really was scraping the barrel. His post about Lauren only got him a bit of sympathy (yes – HIM, he doesn’t care much for anyone else, as you’ll have read above) so he had to try and get something else going as a way of persuading people to post.

#64529 – Today at 12:37 AM
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Post your latest spam email:

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#64530 – Today at 12:38 AM Re: Share your spam [Re: Dunk]
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Hoodia — The newest and most exciting fat Ioss product available – As scen on Oprah

(snipped)
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#64531 – Today at 12:38 AM Re: Share your spam [Re: Dunk]
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(and again)

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#64532 – Today at 12:38 AM Re: Share your spam [Re: Dunk]
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(yet again)

#64534 – Today at 12:45 AM Re: Share your spam [Re: Dunk]
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Men’s Pillls (from $70) (Viiagra, Leviitra)

Aha! That explains things 😉
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#64535 – Today at 12:46 AM Re: Share your spam [Re: Katie]
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How come they know I need a penis enlargement and that I need to lose weight?
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#64536 – Today at 12:48 AM Re: Share your spam [Re: Dunk]
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Spam knows all 😀 Why the pain relief???

I’m not that bad 😉
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#64543 – Today at 02:10 AM Re: Share your spam [Re: Katie]
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Loc: York In all seriousness I saw on the news today doctors saying there’s been a huge and worrying increase in people buying cheap drugs on the net…making them very ill as they are fake but the doctors not knowing how to sort them as many have no description or foreign descriptions on them!
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That’s a bit Rich coming from Rich Tea, with all the negative feedback he got on eBay for selling his dodgy slimming tablets!

Before I go on, earlier in the day, before Lauren’s latest illness was mentioned, Dunk was finding it quite funny to joke about the death of Rich Tea’s mum…

Someone (Dunk) had posted the article from the BBC website about whether readers had been at the 1971 FA Cup final between the Reds and Arsenal, Rich Tea replied…


#63929 – Yesterday at 02:24 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Dunk]
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Think I was probably on my mums knee sucking a tit…..

I was 3 months i’d like to point out!
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#64199 – Yesterday at 06:00 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: richt71]
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Richt, you still do that, so it’s no biggie.

In fact, most of us do. Say hi to her for me, it’s been awhile.
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#64204 – Yesterday at 06:06 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Loco_Law]
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You might want to edit that, I think she’s no longer with us.
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#64348 – Yesterday at 08:33 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Loco_Law]
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Have you crossed over mate? My mum’s been dead over 14 years mate!
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#64352 – Yesterday at 08:35 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: richt71]
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Owned
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#64365 – Yesterday at 08:50 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Dunk]
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Shiiiiiiiiit son. I got severely pwnd there.

My mom passed 2 years ago as well, I should know better.

Well in.
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#64368 – Yesterday at 08:51 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Loco_Law]
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richt just emailed me. he was in tears. i don’t think he’ll be on for a few days 😦

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#64378 – Yesterday at 09:03 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Dunk]
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Wow, I had no idea you could read tears in an email. Must be an add on to Office that I’m missing.

And please, we all know rich is weak, but he sure as hell knows better than to cry on your shoulder. HAHAHA
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#64382 – Yesterday at 09:05 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Loco_Law]
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And it sucks that I wasted my 500th post kissing rich’s ass for dissing his mom.

I need to go back to bed. And not with his mom this time. 😦
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#64384 – Yesterday at 09:06 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Loco_Law]
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No it’s what he said mate. I didn’t speak to him
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#64392 – Yesterday at 09:14 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Dunk]
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to make sure this is settled properly…

rich, it was all in good fun mate. My mom has passed and I told all my friends that if they stopped making jokes about it, it would be worse for me, so they all bag on me even more about it now. If you don’t see it that way, I apologize. I mean it. The best quote I have read that covers this is…

Quote:
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

– George Bernard Shaw
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#64393 – Yesterday at 09:16 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Loco_Law]
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For the benefit of anyone looking in.. I’ve just been telling Loco on MSN that Rich had been in tears… rich on the other hand has been exchanging emails to the contrary… basically I’ve just stitched Loco up…
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#64401 – Yesterday at 09:31 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Dunk]
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Loc: Left Coast of Canada So far, every post in the 500’s has been purely crap. I am going to continue that trend until I hit 600 thanks to you Dunk.

So anytime in the next 96 posts (Gee, what a number, sorry lads) that I piss someone off or write nonsense, just direct them to this post and they’ll understand.

Oh, and this one is for you buddy……

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/3333/dscn5692cropyc7.jpg (a picture of Loco’s other half)

Edited by Loco_Law (Yesterday at 09:36 PM)

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#64406 – Yesterday at 09:37 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Loco_Law]
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I ****ing love Kym
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#64407 – Yesterday at 09:38 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Dunk]
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i’d give up a week’s wages that i don’t get just to sniff… oh it doesnt matter
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#64436 – Yesterday at 10:05 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: Loco_Law]
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No worries mate. I know you were jooking. Sorry about your mum.
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#64445 – Yesterday at 10:13 PM Re: Were you there? [Re: richt71]
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*grumbles at the both of you*
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That little exchange overlapped with Dunk’s announcement about Lauren.

Dunk also told us all this. It was in response to one of his members talking about the death of a British soldier. Again, Dunk trying to use the misfortune of others to garner sympathy…

#64508 – Yesterday at 11:58 PM Re: RIP Graham Hesketh [Re: 5ShinyStars]
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Never mind these footballers, this lad was a hero. And when I read about such deaths I acknowledge this. I do not criticise the Government(s) because he signed up to serve his country, personal opinions shouldn’t come into it.

I served in the Royal Corps of Transport, only as a young lad and not for long due to injury but I wanted to serve my country regardless of the rights and wrongs. This is why I often ignore the parents who have lost loved ones when they hit out. I don’t mean this in disrespect because they’re views are important but if you sign up for your country you are there to do what you’re told to do as hard as it sounds.

I hope that doesn’t sound disrespectful.

My son is only 7 and he is army mad. I do worry about this a little, even now.

I joined the army with the intent of going in the police force later in life but a hip injury following an IRA scare at our barracks put an end to that and here I am now

I’m proud of my country and I would represent it at anytime. I know it’s maybe a view that few peopel share but people like your cousin would probably understand where I’m coming from.

God bless him
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#64515 – Today at 12:10 AM Re: RIP Graham Hesketh [Re: Dunk]
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/01/03/wirq103.xml

However, having read these comments about Tony Blair living it up on holiday – which he is entitled to do, fair play – I must say that I think he’s wrong. He shouldn’t be on holiday during conflict.

I also feel he should have been here when Saddam was executed rather than leaving it to Prescott (sp?).
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That little moment and his spam sharing was about all he could manage – he logged off at about half-twelve and didn’t appear again until this morning at about quarter-past-ten. Someone had to remind him about Lauren!

#64655 – Today at 09:38 AM Re: Lauren [Re: Craig]
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Dunk Mate, do you hsve an update? How’s Lauren? I hope she’s ok.
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#64703 – Today at 10:16 AM Re: Lauren [Re: woodyp]
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I’m going to enquire now.
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#64717 – Today at 10:33 AM Re: Lauren [Re: Dunk]
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Me mam last heard from Lauren’s mum at 5.30. She’s been for x-rays during the night and is now awaiting a visit from the specialist. He was due at 9am but hasn’t showed yet. I’ll update you as soon as I hear more
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#64719 – Today at 10:36 AM Re: Lauren [Re: Dunk]
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Cheers Dunk, heres hoping it all clears up quickly.

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#64723 – Today at 10:40 AM Re: Lauren [Re: Gazami69]
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Cheers mate. Everyone’s knackered today. Fingers crossed.
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“Everyone’s knackered today.” Everyone except you Dunk? You only logged on after 10am and had to ring your mam for an update! You weren’t up all night worrying, so don’t pretend you were. Your posts last night were all “me, me, me”.

Lauren – I hope Dunk made this up or exaggerated it, either way I hope you’re soon well.

Lauren’s family – get Dunk to pass that money over to you for Lauren’s benefit – it’s in the tens of thousands of pounds. Likewise any of Lauren’s friends who are reading this – make sure that the money gets to where it should have gone.

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4 Responses to “Get well soon Lauren”

  1. rupertinsider Says:

    You have to wonder about emotional condition of the few sad sack numskulls on there who humour him. They’re as bad as he is. I know they are a small minority – but still!

    So he has answered my post about his army service (he always takes the bait eventually).

    “I served in the Royal Corps of Transport, only as a young lad and not for long due to injury but I wanted to serve my country regardless of the rights and wrongs.”

    It might be worth contacting them and finding out the truth.

    Well in case you think he was 13 yr old soldier or something – he left Tech College when he was into his 17 th year. He couldn’t get a regular job. So he joined that army when he was 18 or 19. He got booted – which is why he hardly ever mentions it – until I did recently. He says due to “injury”. But knowing how he cheats on everything he does I would not be surprised if he pulled a con on the army, too, to get out because it was too hard : (whiplash, flat feet – or something) and tried to fiddle himself a disability pension.

    Then having succeeded at that he thought he’d try it again. So he parks his Mercedes to hide it, then waddles around to the Benefits Office to fiddle his Disability Allowance – hiding from them that he works full-time on KT from which he makes enough tax-free money to make big bets, take foreign holidays, buy cars and gadgets and properties. So much for his love of his country!

    After his war record, he returned to civvy street to continued his glorious career as an office cleaner and security guard and internet spiv selling illegal satellite cards. It was only after distinguishing himself at that that he became the trusted confidant of Rick Parry, Robbie Fowler, Kenny Dalglish, Steve Gerrard and most of the press establishment and a major player in the investment plans for LFC and the author of a phantom book exposing Anfield.

    The idea that he joined the army to qualify for the police is another lie. He could have joined the police cadets when he was 15 or 16. And if his father had a good record with the force he would have had especially privileged access.

    Notice the way he tries to massage this short, dodgy stint in the army to associate himself with real soldiers who are engaged in real wars and tries to steal their honour. He refers to an IRA scare at his barracks. Every barracks and airfield in the country had not one but many IRA scares – even London hotels had them regularly several times a week – but most of us would not refer to it to build our personal profiles. I wonder if his being shit scared of a routine IRA warning is the root cause of his scamming Irish members?

    He reminds me of bums who sit on street corners wearing fake war medals to garner sympathy. Street corners are out now as locations for begging – fake footie sites are were its at.

    His Lauren stuff is maudlin self-serving rubbish. Pneumonia? Too bad the young woman has it , if she has, but is this suitable content for a football site? I’ve had double pneumonia and through my work know literally thousands of people who have had it.

    Tomorrow we’ll probably have another “they’re attacking my kids” play for sympathy.

    I was half way down your post and was thinking we’ve had everything – dying mums, religion, war – but no complaints about a recent reference on the blog to his possible impotency – and then he started on about Viagra!

    Why would someone interested in football pay 30 quid to read the self-pitying drooling of that sad individual?

  2. rupertinsider Says:

    To add one more comment on the Lauren Appeal – contributors to this blog, all of whom no longer use KT, and users of other sites other than KT, have donated more to the appeal than all the current members of KT. Nobody contributed less than Oldham. Nobody – not even Lauren – benefited from the appeal more than Oldham.

  3. Jon Paul Says:

    Mate I read your website most days and generally agree with what you say, but tracking down Oldham’s teenage relatives’ pages on social networking sites, leaving comments on them, and then publishing the details is going a bit far in my opinion – what purpose does it serve? No wonder the pages were closed down (“It’s aimed at teenagers from what I can gather…I’m actually older than the fat one”). You risk undermining your very valid message.

  4. Insider Insider Says:

    Jon Paul,

    I found Lauren’s Bebo address months ago – when I was searching around for anything that told me she was the subject of any real appeals or anything.

    I found Katrina’s page the other day – and until I did I assumed she was an adult (18, but an adult) – I didn’t know she’d been lying about her age on Koptalk until then.

    As for leaving comments on these sites – I haven’t. Not once. I’ve not got a Bebo username and I’m guessing I’d need one to leave a comment.

    As for publishing the details – Lauren’s wasn’t published by me, it was left in a comment and I did consider removing it. Katrina/Katie’s is fair game, considering she’s now a member of Koptalk “staff” and plays an important part in his scams. She was the one who locked everyone out until they’d provided personal details. She knows about this blog and what we’ve accused Dunk of. She’s 17 (we now find), and she needs to wake up to what she’s part of.

    And she’d not deleted her “piczo” site last time I looked.


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