Tough Kop Talk

by Rupert Insider


TODAY KOPTALK WAS BANNED PERMANENTLY FROM NEWS NOW – CLICK HERE

As 2006 disappears in the rear view mirror let’s take a nostalgic look at the list of names Duncan Oldham calls the paying members of Kop Talk, present and past.

They are people he used to build his site and keep him in Mercedes, meat pies, peas and gravy for several years.

A working vocabulary of at least forty-seven abusive insults for his customers might seem a lot, but Oldham has lost thousands of visitors since the summer and he is still working on a name for each one of them.

The list below dates from 9th August, 2006 when I stopped counting. Yesterday he added one more – “divs”. Have I missed any others since August?

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List of names Oldham calls his paying members, and ex-members:

divs
binned-divs
PC crowd
expired
banned former members
unsavoury character
clique
offensive to other members
sulking
old fogies
people who use long words
(people) born with a silver spoon in (their) gob
less desirables
eggheads
clowns
ten-year-olds
too big for their boots
in their second childhood
this internet lark
tree-huggers
grass
Billy no mates
kids
persistent offenders
militants
booted
sorry individuals
zoo members
muppets
numpties
idiots
bell-ends
bitters
girls
wittering girls
bitches
inmates
rejects
trolls
loons
jealous
fecking 6-year-olds
need to take their heads out of their asses
pr1ck
childish
kiddies
split-arses (women)

30 yr somethings acting like teenage girls – this one used by his step-brother and so-called “editor” Steve McNeish (but probably Oldham using his name)

Did I miss any?

Note: On Koptalk “feedback” is now classified as “whinges”. If you provide any you “ban yourself” or “expire yourself”.

Other blog reports today:

Click here: Koptalk Konman to be held to account for charity money.

Click here: David Villa in the Director’s Box at Anfield

Click here Kotpall banned from News Now permanently

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5 Responses to “Tough Kop Talk”

  1. alan Says:

    I see he has cheated another story in newsnow, its been published just over an hour and is already in the top stories at number 8.

    I know newsnow can be cheated, having been shown how by another person on here, so why doesnt every site write the same article about koptalk and cheat it to top so everyone sees what a scumbag he is

  2. Pete Says:

    Who is the white 2pac wannabe?

  3. Sean Says:

    Yeah, that David Villa story was a line thrown into Chris Bascombes match report in the echo. Fairly predictably it appeared in no time on Kocktalk with a typically sensationalist headline, and marched onto the top 10 stories.

  4. Tony Khouri Says:

    I’ve been banned for no reason,I tried to log on to his site just recently only to find that my account no longer exists. I’m a fully paid member,and have been following the events on Koptalk for 6 years now.I’m actually a member of the Talklfc site which was created by several members that was banned from KT.Highly recommended and suggest that if you or anyone else fancy a light hearted chat about Liverpool,I suggest you mosey on over….Happy new year.

  5. rupertinsider Says:

    You mean this site?

    http://talklfc.com/

    I agree – its well written. original and organised.


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