Comp for tickets could help Reds fans spread the word

The night before last I managed to post on here about the departure of Johhny H without realising his exit had already been covered by Sawyer Insider. After days of reading all about coffee and TV (mainly coffee though) I’d not wanted to waste any time in getting the news onto the blog. I went straight to the page for new posts, and only saw Sawyer’s post later.

Tonight I nearly did it again. Two juicy bits of Duncanisms in one night. Dunk thinks his site is big, but he doesn’t base it on hits, he bases it on the fact that we blog about him. Before I could write something about how he got it wrong in so many ways, I found Sawyer Insider had already got it covered. All I can add is that Dunk says he doesn’t “see players as heros now” – well we knew this already Oldham. A few weeks back you were saying you’d be happy if Anfield was knocked down and replaced by an Asda, and that rather than being a Liverpool fan you are just a neutral, or impartial. Maybe that’s what it is. Maybe what’s happened is that you supported Leeds as a kid, Liverpool in your early twenties, Newcastle in your late twenties, and now as you head towards your mid-thirties you’ve given up pretending and don’t support anyone.

Thanks to Sawyer for getting that on the site tonight though, I hope everyone enjoyed it.

The other bit of classic Oldham pea-brained stupidity for today was when he shot himself in the foot yet again. In fact he blew both his legs off this time. All our recent efforts to persuade his honorary members to leave his site were wasted. We didn’t need to say a word. He’s done it for us. Or at least he claims he has. Thanks to Rupert this time for spotting it and getting onto the site. The main contributions on his site these days are from Honorary Members, but now he says he’s ditched them all unless they’ve paid. Then again, he’s claimed he’s done this before, so why’s he doing it again? Was it bullshit last time? Is it bullshit this time? Are the honorary members really being removed? (It’s not quite true of course to say honorary members are the only members contributing heavily to his site. The real heavy posters now are Dunk, Steve and Katie.)

I’ve said a few times now that Duncan Oldham does not have season tickets for Anfield. He claims he has them, but he hasn’t. He did have them once, he used to go in the “Flat Iron” near the ground because people have told me they used to see him – but that was years ago. He doesn’t dare show his face there now of course.

So either he’s dumped the tickets altogether, or he touts the chance to use them just like he touts certain cup tickets. The waiting list for season tickets is long – people will pay to jump the queue, and Dunk likes the idea of people who’ll pay over the odds for things.

At the moment though he can’t do that too openly. He can’t possibly let his tickets go through an auction on Koptalk or eBay like he’s done in the past. If he’s got season tickets (and it’s a big “if”) then he sold those secretly. For cup tickets he’s decided to give them away in “competitions”. And the poor winner of this latest one, for a Carling Cup tie, gets to sit with Katie. Yes, Katie…


COMPETITION: Go to the Arsenal match with Katie!

Fancy attenting the Liverpool v Arsenal match with us (free) on Tuesday 19th December (7.45pm)? Ok.. well read on.

JMG went to the last match with Steve but this time we’re going to send Katie and Steve although the winner will be sat with Katie only as Steve will be in one of the boxes as he has his own invite. Now she’s only 18 so you have to behave yourself if you win!

The last winner (JMG) flew in from Sweden and Steve picked him up from Manchester airport, so if you are coming from overseas, we might be able to assist in collecting you and dropping you off.

Now to enter this competition all you have to do is predict the time of the first goal – by either side – in minutes and seconds from the match between Liverpool and Galatasaray on 5th December. In the event of no goal we will go by the first corner (the exact second the player takes it).

Your entry will look like this:

xx minutes xx seconds

The winner will receive a free match ticket, free programme, free slap up meal and drinks (from the chip shop) and our excellent company 😉

All you need to do is reply to this thread. We will post the winning time after the match is played and it’s up to you to work out if you’re a winner as it took ages last time! If you win, shout up within 24 hours or we’ll move down the list.

Katie has tried to limit the age to male under 25’s only but we’re not having any of that

Good luck!

This is where all you current Koptalk members familiar with this blog come in. Enter the competition! Even if you can’t go. Then if you win it, either you or someone who’s willing to go in your place can pass information to Katie (and Steve) about why their fat boss is best to be avoided. If a blog-reader wins, we’ll be able to sort out something for the pair of them to read. Something that might make them stop and think. Steve’s missing out on getting any kind of real job by sitting in a shed answering phone calls from people Dunk’s upset. And now Katie’s doing the same. If you remember about when she was first set to join Koptalk it was as a moderator on evenings, and as a locker-outer at the same time. She was doing this part-time to fit in around college. Well she’s full-time now, college has obviously not worked out for her. Has working for Koptalk caused that?

So – enter the competition and if you win, get in touch with us and we’ll find a way of getting the word to Katie and Steve. If they know full well that they are a key part in Duncan Oldham’s continual frauds (especially Steve, who is always the one with his name against things when there’s any heat from anywhere) then that’s their look-out. But, and I mean this, I don’t think they actually realise what they are a part of. I don’t think Steve realises that he’s in line for a possible criminal conviction if victims decide to push Koptalk over various thefts they’ve been victims of. Yes Steve – a criminal record awaits you if you don’t separate yourself from Koptalk. Ditch Dunk.

Another reason to enter the comp? Well once we know the seat numbers for the tickets we can quickly report Duncan Oldham to the club for breaching the rules on giving tickets away as a competition prize as an enticement to join his pay site.

So what else has been happening on Koptalk? Has Dunk got any news for us Liverpool supporters? Sort of. He read this on the sports pages of his local paper, maybe even on his other favourite club’s website. A Newcastle player has had a car crash…

#41340 – Today at 10:59 AM
Liverpool fan takes out striker
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A Liverpool fan was yesterday involved in a road accident with Newcastle United striker Albert Luque.

The player’s £80,000 Porsche was wrecked when a lorry kitted out with Liverpool flags and shirts ploughed into it.

Neither driver was seriously injured.

That was in the news section would you believe? The bit of the site he’s supposed to use to report Liverpool news! Tomorrow on Koptalk – Cilla Black fan trips over loose paving slab near Tyne Bridge.

So what else can we learn as paying members of the worst football pay-site in Britain? We can learn that Duncan Oldham, its owner, is feeling sorry for himself. Again…

Reds to get relegated or Reds to win Champions League
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If you criticise the side it means you want Rafa out or you play Championship Manager.

If you praise the side you’re looking through rose tinted specs.

Is there a central viewpoint?

Why if someone has a different view to you do you them try to put them down without listening to them? It doesn’t make sense.

We win a game and we’re world beaters, we draw or lose a game and we’re going down. It seems like people use the opposite viewpoint to try and put down someone.

I think our league situation is a crisis by Liverpool FC’s standards. It is not a crisis for clubs around the same points because they’re supposed to have different standards to us.

If we’re a mid table side or only seen as a top 5 side, then our league position is acceptable. If we’re going to retain our historic standards then anything outside the top 2 is a crisis. I say top two because we have to be realistic and look at Chelsea’s wealth so I’ll say top 2.

Now because I have this viewpoint doesn’t mean I want Rafa out. It doesn’t mean I feel we’re going down or that the season won’t be a success somewhere along the way. What it means is I’m a fan that’s really concerned about our league form. I also acknowledge that everyone connected to the club is concerned and I also accept that there is no magic wand.

I’m not paid a few million each year to find the answers or to put in the performances but as a fan, surely all of us are entitled to voice either a positive or negative view providing it’s done so sensibly.

Nobody’s had a pop at me mind, I’m just defending those members who are made to feel like **** just because they’re prepared to speak up about a non-acceptable league position and also those members who don’t want to hang (insert LFC employee name here).

So what Dunk’s saying is that people have been falling out with him.

Maybe someone had been taking the piss out of a member like this next one. “NICK1969” joined in June and now wants to spread this sort of bullshit. His sixth post in five months and it’s a big lie. To be fair to him he may have been told this by someone who he trusts. Stop trusting him Nick. Alternatively it’s just Dunk spreading the shit again using one of his aliases…

#41194 – Today at 09:12 AM
New Ground – The Esso Stadium
NICK1969
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A rumour from last night that I heard is that the new stadium will be sponsored by ESSO and work will start second week in January – source head groundsmen?

Anyone care to deny or confirm if they have heard this or do we put it down as another rumour?
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#41198 – Today at 09:14 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: NICK1969]
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I used to think we might have a sponsored stadium but i don’t think our chairman would do that to us.
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#41215 – Today at 09:31 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: Todda]
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That depends if our chairman is a rich Dubai based oil magnate!
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#41234 – Today at 09:39 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: Sckair]
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Damn it, I’ll have to see if any of the guys I know at Exxon have heard anything!
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#41265 – Today at 09:58 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: robp]
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It will probably be the Dubai International Capital Stadium, as they are the likely investors, or DICS for short.
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#41290 – Today at 10:16 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: Sckair]
Todda
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I meant i don’t think Moores would welcome an invesment that will piss off every liverpool fan around.

If they call it The Esso stadium, or the DICS stadium ther will be alot of unhappy chappys.
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#41306 – Today at 10:31 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: Todda]
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“whats in a name?A rose by any other name …….”
What would it matter what the stadium is officially called ,
Theres no chance on gods earth that the official name is what it will be called by the fans.
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#41408 – Today at 12:05 PM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: TommySmith]
Shaya
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Originally Posted By: TommySmith
It will probably be the Dubai International Capital Stadium, as they are the likely investors, or DICS for short.

I for one wouldn’t be happy about our stadium being named DICS!!!
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#41480
Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: Shaya]
Dunk
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The Fray Bentos Anfield Stadium.
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Oh that’s hilarious Dunk, so funny. It doesn’t make anyone laugh but you, you moron. The “DICS” thing is amusing, but not your tired old “jokes” about pies. And also you’ll find that it’s not your crap “jokes” people have paid for on the investment front – it’s information they want. But you’ve got none, you don’t have a clue. Their request for anyone being able to “confirm or deny” this fell on deaf ears.

This is the closest Dunk is to investment information. He even puts a title of “INVESTMENT EXCLUSIVE: The next LFC chairman” against it. But it’s all a “joke”. Designed to get people looking, but as always they will have been disappointed by what they see. Not an exclusive, not even a funny “joke”.


#40396
INVESTMENT EXCLUSIVE: The next LFC chairman
Dunk
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I can exclusively reveal that the following video is that of our new chairman, providing everything goes to plan. You will need audio to fully appreciate the benefits of what he’ll bring to the club.


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Craig Gold Member
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Loc: “The Office”

I don’t get it 😦
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RED11 Gold Member
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Posts: 177
Loc: Left Field

can’t open it – who/what is it?
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Kop_5 Honorary Member
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the potential investors might be the arab group,so we would get a arabian chairman,have a read in the investment thread
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KOPTALK.COM Administrator Team Member
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDBAu7lw9Zg&eurl= (The video he’s posted for his “joke”)
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TommySmith Gold Member
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Brilliant.
This is a big hint as to who is winning the takeover battle methinks.
(No Tommy it isn’t. Dunk does not know anything about the “takeover battle”. It’s a shite joke from him. Please wake up and see what you are a victim of!)
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Dunk Administrator
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no hint, just trying to make people smile 🙂
(As always, you only make people smile when you don’t intend to thicko. Your attempt at a “joke” seems to have backfired. Again.)
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Dave100
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Well don’t!

You know that all you need to do is fart and someone will take that as a sign that Glade Air Freshener will be our sponsor next season! (That’s because so many members still believe Duncan Oldham has inside knowledge. And I say “so many”, but how many is it really? Do you still believe him Dave? Just because you are from Wigan, the renowned home of “pie-eaters”, doesn’t mean you have to blindly follow the pie eater himself. Wake up – count how many exlusives you got this summer on transfers for example. Reading what you’ve put I get the feeling you’ve also seen through Dunk – I hope so, because I’ve read some good stuff from you in the past.)
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af Honorary Member
(I heard a rumour that “af” had joined another site – est1892. If true then this is good news for “af”, it means he’s got a chance of seeing what’s going on for himself, not what Dunk claims is going on.)
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I never heard of Glade, is he or she any rich?
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#40463 – Yesterday at 01:18 PM Re: INVESTMENT EXCLUSIVE: The next LFC chairman [Re: Dave100]
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Originally Posted By: Dave100
Well don’t!

You know that all you need to do is fart and someone will take that as a sign that Glade Air Freshener will be our sponsor next season!

Sorry boss 😉 (At last an apology from Duncan Oldham. Although he’s not really sorry. And it’s not for any of the things we’ve exposed about him. Pity really, an apology will go a long way towards building bridges for him, but he’s too arrogant to do that. His ego won’t let him “lose” any battles. He still thinks having just the leftovers of a once popular site is “winning”.)
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Dave in shock KopTalk takeover 😮
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Dave100 Honorary Member
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No probs. Don’t let it happen again! 🙂
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Originally Posted By: af Dave in shock KopTalk takeover 😮

Sssshhhhhhhhh! Keep it quiet! It’s not a done deal yet!

I’ll trow out some spin first via Zico then do the deal on the quiet!

I value Koptalk at 3000 Steak and Kidney Pies but the big man is holding out for 10,000 pies, 3,000 pasties and a vanilla slice!

On yeah, and he also still wants me to build that Takeaway adjoining Koptalk Head Quarters as part of the deal! He got planning permission for it 5 years ago but couldn’t be bothered doing anything else with it since! 😀
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Dunk, that’s brilliant..

However, does this mean the Dubai will win the takeover?

or you were just joking? (Porch – when I first read your comment I felt so so sorry for you. You’re probably one of the few on Koptalk who’ve not seen the blog and don’t know about other sites. You probably really do think that Duncan Oldham chats to Rick Parry a few times a week and gets texts from Rafa Benitez. He doesn’t of course, doesn’t even have a gateman on his payroll as he often claimed. But your post made Dunk make a characteristic stupid mistake. See his reply…)
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Sorry Porch, I’m only messing mate, I have no idea 🙂 (SEE! Duncan, we know you’ve got no idea. We know you are clueless. We know you’ve no contacts. We just haven’t often heard you admit it. Now stop bullshitting and go into more detail as part of an apology to your remaining members. You never know, they might stay with you. It’s the only hope you’ve got now, because every single day more and more of them are learning the truth about you. The blog knows best?)

Look who’s here – Zico! Yes, the current holder of the title of second-biggest bullshitter on Koptalk…

#41434
Met Steve Morgan tthis week
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Met him as part of my business. Reminded me what he’s like and what people on here think.

He get’s a lot of stick on KT but let me tell you, he started Redrow with a £5k loan and must be nearly a £ billionaire now – talk about self made. He is a stickler for perfection. He won’t accept anything less – ask the contractors who built his new house in Cheshire !!! Rumour has it they haven’t made any money out of it as he’s had them back and forth demanding perfection. Ask his former employees at Redrow if they rue the day he left – the answer is a resounding yes.

Ask yourself why the name is REDrow, why his son’s first name and his jet both have ‘Red’ in their names and why the offices of his new company, Harrow estates – are decked out……in red. I have never met a more avid supporter. If you met him, you’d find him an opinionated but humble yet determined man. He may not be involved in the successful bidder but, for those who think he’s a big mouth who knows nothing, you are so wrong. respect to the fella. I like him !!
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#41446
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I agree entirely. Self made. Total respect due. His mistake is he cares.
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#41447
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Every time I think of Steve Morgan, I think of his wife at that AGM a few years ago.

Can’t seem to like him since.
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#41478
Dunk Administrator KopTalk.com
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Ah come on. She was defending her husband. You can’t judge someone by their wife or girlfriend 🙂

While it may have been embarrassing to him, it was just emotions spilling over through a very stressful period (in time, not period as in her… oh it doesn’t matter).
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And with that, once again completely awful “joke” from Duncan Oldham, I bring this entry to a close.

Don’t forget – enter the competition for a ticket for the Arsenal game!

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One Response to “Comp for tickets could help Reds fans spread the word”

  1. rupertinsider Says:

    He would have been better staying with the “kiddies” – which is how he describes his former members – if the new “mature adults only” policy at Koptalk produces such weak fart jokes.


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