Paranoia on Koptalk continues

A big thank you goes out to Duncan Oldham this evening. After us having so little material to use in recent weeks things were getting a little stale in many ways. Thankfully, after reading the blog, he’s decided to give us a great big chunk to use on here.

It all started with a drunken Canadian posting at 5.11am.

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FAO Katie…
#1685604 – Sun Oct 29 2006 05:11 AM

My gf and I are sitting here after our 3rd bottle of wine, looking at the site, and she was asking why there was a barcode working for the best LFC site there is? (BEST site? Told you he was drunk.)

I couldn’t give a solid answer except “Blood is thicker than team support”.

Could you shed some light on this?
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: Loco_Law]
#1685750 – Sun Oct 29 2006 11:11 AM

Who is a Barcode?
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: Katie]
#1685767 – Sun Oct 29 2006 11:44 AM
I think that he means that Dunk has a Newcastle season ticket. ( Oops AF. I think you’ve got the wrong end of the stick here. Possibly. Nice to know you read the blog too anyway.)
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: af]
#1685775 – Sun Oct 29 2006 12:03 PM
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I think that he means that Dunk has a Newcastle season ticket.

…for Robbie (his son!) (You know Rich Tea, if you’d had a bit more luck with those dodgy slimming tablets you’d have been able to afford a shirt for that party Dunk sent you to. Do you actually still believe him about that text he said he’d been sent about investment when you were at York races with him? Do you? If you do, after all this time, it doesn’t surprise me you thought you’d get rich from some slimming tablets. If you don’t, then why do you keep sticking up for him?)
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: richt71]
#1685785 – Sun Oct 29 2006 12:27 PM

Yes but why FAO Katie? I presumed he was asking if I was a barcode?! (Now everyone’s getting mixed up. This is going to cause problems.
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: Katie]
#1685790 – Sun Oct 29 2006 12:33 PM
Someone looking for problems where there aren’t any? Perhaps they’ve been reading too many blogs on other sites. And which blogs would they be? This one? The one that exposed Dunk for being a fat thieving anti-Red liar? Or are there others that tell the world how bad he is for our club?
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: Katie]
#1685799 – Sun Oct 29 2006 01:02 PM
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Yes but why FAO Katie? I presumed he was asking if I was a barcode?!

I don’t know my lovely…just trying to work out why he asked TBH! (Even Rich Tea’s as paranoid as Oldham now.)
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: richt71]
#1685804 – Sun Oct 29 2006 01:11 PM
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Haha ok then!
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: richt71]
#1685809 – Sun Oct 29 2006 01:29 PM
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I think that he means that Dunk has a Newcastle season ticket.
…for Robbie (his son!)

Does Robbie go on his own? (That’s torn it. There’ll be trouble now. You mark my words.)
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: ste]
#1685837 – Sun Oct 29 2006 02:50 PM
Nobody would know about his allegiances unless I’d revealed them myself. He usually goes with Charlotte or my next door neighbour not that it’s anyone elses business. Truth be told, from the behaviour of some Liverpool fans, he’s probably better off doing his own thing as there’s some right tossers on here. (Now I told you that you’d cause trouble. He’s not happy at all with that is he? He’s lost most of his customers through his extreme dickheadedness, now he wants to get shut of a few more. He’s right though, there are “some right tossers” but even now there are a lot of members who are from “right tossers”. How great they must feel today as part of the infamous Koptalk community. I can feel there’s another outburst on its way.
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: af]
#1685839 – Sun Oct 29 2006 02:53 PM
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I think that he means that Dunk has a Newcastle season ticket.

I’ve been a Liverpool season ticket holder since around 98 and I got married at Anfield in 99. If my lad wants to be a barcode, a decision he made when he was 5, that’s his choice.

I’m thinking of handing my Liverpool season tickets in at the end of the season. I’m getting too old for playing with kids. I miss my family. (Wow, that’s some statement. Or it would be, if you had any season tickets. You got rid of them ages ago, probably sold them on to someone, because you’ll not get anything for just giving up your right. Given your past record of touting it wouldn’t be a surprise. And “getting too old for playing with kids” – you are realising that you’ve screwed up more like. You’ve lost your site, just admit it. Go and start the Newcastle one up again and dump what remains of Koptalk. Nobody will be bothered. Nobody will miss you. Well, not for the reasons you’d like them to miss you for anyway.)
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: Dunk]
#1685841 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:00 PM
FFS guys just pack it in a give the guy a break! He’s doing us a service here! Have a bit of respect Just a touch of an overreaction there barmy. Read back at what’s been said – nobody has actually had a go, it’s just the fat one and his escorts who’ve misread what was said. Paranoid you see.
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: Dunk]
#1685845 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:06 PM
dont take any notice dunk,considering it was gone 5am and hes said he was drinking id put the question down to drink.
im sure hes woke up this morning and asked himself why he asked such a stupid question.
(It wasn’t 5am in Canada Markie boy. It wasn’t a stupid question really either – was it. And it’s time you woke up too. Take a day off Koptalk and read this blog thoroughly. If you still support Dunk at the end of it try and tell us why. If you still want to defend him then try and do it with some good reasons. Be your own man for one day and stop taking Dunk’s side blindly. You’ll be surprised at how wrong you’ve been.)
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: Markb1]
#1685870 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:24 PM

I’m alright. I was responding in general. It’s like Kindergarten. (Alright? I don’t think so. You are thoroughly pissed off that you’ve screwed your site up through your own stubborness. What did anyone actually say that really could piss you off so much? )
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: Dunk]
#1685929 – Sun Oct 29 2006 05:18 PM
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wow, this went in a direction that was totally not meant. Apologies if anyone was offended.

Dunk, you didn’t tell me that Robbie was a Newcastle Fan, I had heard awhile back that Katie was a secondary supporter, (behind Liverpool, and obviously the info was wrong), but in all honesty, this was meant in jest, not to dusrupt anyone or turn it into a fiasco.

*Note to self, stay off the beverages when posting. Humour isn’t as funny the next day*

Again, apologies. Not intended as anything, and delete this post if it’s an issue.
(You did nothing that they can complain about though – not really. Rich Tea is so infatuated with Dunk that he jumped to his defence when it was barely needed. Reminds me of that character on Little Britain who is the assistant to the Prime Minister, his name escapes me. Although the character on Little Britain isn’t portly and does have a shirt.)
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Re: FAO Katie… [Re: Dunk]
#1685932 – Sun Oct 29 2006 05:31 PM
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….there’s some right tossers on here.

Your paying customers?
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That’s a good point from the “ste” who isn’t Dunk’s missing step-brother. These “tossers” have paid to be called “tossers”. £30 to be called that by a five-bellied half-brained sicko.

Dunk goes through phases in his attempts at rescuing himself from himself. He’s now in the phase where he hears violins playing as a backing track to his pleas for sympathy. The full cycle includes many contradictions, like claims of poverty being followed by claims of extreme wealth. Claims of not being at all bothered by criticism, thriving on it in fact, being followed by desperate claims that it’s all too much and he’ll pack it all in. So today’s pleas for sympathy were hints that it’s all getting too much for him to keep running the site and he’ll pack it all in – one of his old chestnuts. Add to that, in case anyone missed it in the other thread, a whole new thread devoted to him having to give up his season tickets. The ones he’s not got…


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Giving up my LFC season tickets
#1685842 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:03 PM

For the first time ever I’m considering giving up my season tickets.

It has nothing to do with form, results, success on the pitch or lack of it, I just feel that I want to spend more time with my family.

I don’t get excited any more watching football and I’ve felt like that on and off for a few years now.

My book’s out this season and I’m looking forward to you reading the last chapter if everything goes to plan over the next few months.
(Amazing isn’t it? This blog doesn’t bother Dunk, as he’s told us many times. Yet as soon as we mention him not going to the game he comes up with this excuse. “I want to spend more time with my family.” The dope talks like he’s a cabinet minister trying to find an excuse for resigning from office. They say this after some scandal has forced them out and they say it to avoid having to admit to their role in that scandal. The thing is, when they resign from the cabinet they resign from a pretty much full-time job. As a result they also get the chance to spend less time in London and more time in their own town. Dunk talks like he’s going to see oh so much more of his family by not going to the home league games. Liverpool play home league games for 19 days out of 365. His daughter is a Liverpool fan, so she could go with him to those 19 games. He can use his Newcastle season tickets too to take his son to watch their other team. So without ditching season tickets he still gets to see his family. We know he’s only allowed to see the kids occasionally, as he’s told us before during a rant about fathers for justice, but he can still see a lot of them if he takes them to a game. If he had season tickets to give up, spending more time with the family would not have been a reason for it.

Oh yes – we also mentioned the book in the last couple of days and before you know it, he’s suddenly talking about it all over again. Dunk – stop pretending, you’ve not written a word for it yet. There will be no book.)
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: Dunk]
#1685844 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:06 PM
Keep hold of them. You’ll be able to watch Ronaldihno play for us soon when we get £1,000,000,000,000,000 investment!

It’s just around the corner! Honest!

You shouldn’t ever leave Koptalk HQ anyway! We want updates 24 hours a day god dam it!
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: Dave100]
#1685853 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:16 PM
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LOL.. oh in that case! Nah mate, it’s not about big names, big results etc. It’s just boring. It’s just the same thing every week… investment, stadium, formations, tactics…. blah blah blah… I just want to watch 11 v 11. Every season is the same. It’s doing me head in. (Translation: Football is shit, I’ve never really liked it anyway, and now I can’t make money out of it what’s the point in pretending?)
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: southafricanred]
#1685865 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:22 PM
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I understand why you would consider it. I mean football isnt the only thing in this world and some things are more important. But in saying that i think if you gave up your season tickets.. After a few seasons you will want them back!

I don’t think I would. I’d rather watch the box. I miss the days of standing, I miss the roar and the old skool. (He misses the days of standing? This is the person who claimed that in 1998 he was wearing a S*n hat because he didn’t know about the boycott. He claimed that was because he wasn’t a local. Yet he hints at being a regular on the standing Kop. That version of the most famous part of our ground was demolished in 1994 to be replaced by the seated version we have now. There’s no way Oldham was a regular on that Kop if he didn’t know about the boycott. We already have proof he knew about the boycott, but he still hasn’t owned up to his error of judgement in flouting the spirit of the boycott by wearing that hat in 1998 – and he now want us to believe he was going to Anfield for some time prior to the 1994 closure of the old stand. As always, something just doesn’t add up.)
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: Dave100]
#1685866 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:23 PM
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Its the atmosphere more than anything that lets the match day down. European nights seem to be better, maybe because different people can get hold of tickets and want to sing.

League games are so quiet now you might as well watch it on tv. I blame the women!

With my state of mind it helps keep me impartial and not arsed so I think it’s a good thing in one way. (What’s your state of mind then? Impartial? How can you be impartial about the club you claim to support. Why do you need to be? What are you on?)
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: Dunk]
#1685868 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:24 PM
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For the first time ever I’m considering giving up my season tickets.

How about selling them Dunk, I’ll have em (He’s not got any – sorry.)
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: Luke]
#1685872 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:27 PM
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I don’t know what the club would let me do. Guess I’d just hand them back. If I could transfer them to someone I would but didn’t they block all that off? I wouldn’t sell them. (You already have. Ages ago.)
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: Dunk]
#1685873 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:28 PM
I’ll gladly take them off your hands mate.

I’ll even chip in a ‘sweetner’.
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: anfieldanfield]
#1685874 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:29 PM
I’m your mate now? (You wish)
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: Dunk]
#1685875 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:29 PM
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I’m your mate now?

Not really, no. (Never mind Dunk. Looks like you’re stuck with Rich Tea and Smooch.)

But I’ll still take them off your hands.
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: Dunk]
#1685878 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:31 PM

Midlife crisis Dunk? Get a mistress! (He’s not got a wife any more though, and if you’d read his chat-up routines on this blog then you’d know he’s not likely to pull anyone new in the near future. Seriously, have a look on here for his advice on how to pull the birds. You’ll cry with laughter, but he’s being serious!)
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: Dunk]
#1685886 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:38 PM
Don’t get reed of them as you may well change your mind in the future. I believe the waiting list to get a season ticket at Anfield is the length of the Sahara desert so keep hold of them even if you are a bit fed up. I am sure you’ll want to go to a game once in a while.
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: cisse09]
#1685888 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:43 PM

I can’t deprive someone though. I’ll review it later in the season. Just pissed with it.
(So is that the end of peeping through holes in the fence at Melwood too? What about the house next to Melwood, Chrissie Waddle’s one? Has he stopped letting you use it now as a base? And the hotel? Where’s that up to? Have you still got that van you pretended you were going to buy too? You’ve come out with some crap this year haven’t you? Even by your standards.)
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: Dunk]
#1685891 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:50 PM

Why not retain them for members to use? As another added bonus for membership?? (He’s not got any. He got rid long ago. Watch his excuse…. )
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: kopdawg]
#1685896 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:56 PM

no I wouldn’t do that. it would be nice but I wouldn’t go against club rules. (A corker! Did you hear that? He wouldn’t go against club rules. No of course you wouldn’t. You wouldn’t do anything to hurt our club in any way would you? Apart from the smear campaigns against players. And the claims of striking deals with our Chief Exec, a bit of blackmail. And so on. Bullshit Oldham – if you had season tickets and you thought you could make any money out of them you’d do it. You hate our club and everyone who works for it.)
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Re: Giving up my LFC season tickets [Re: Dunk]
#1685897 – Sun Oct 29 2006 04:00 PM

sounds like you need some r&r you need that holiday dunk. (Has he sent you that satellite system yet? I bet he hasn’t.)

He really wanted to make sure his members had a chance to fall for his attempts at getting a bit of sympathy. He started another thread in case anyone missed the others…


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Proud as punch
#1685847 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:11 PM
My cousin Donna (Lauren’s older sister) went to Anfield yesterday for the first time in years. The last time would have been when she was about 10 I guess when I would have taken her.

She went with her boyfriend after I got them some tickets. I didn’t go to the match and I also chose not to watch it on satellite which is a first for me.

Instead I watched Sky Sports News and just watched the updates. I was so happy to hear that the Reds had won and that me cus had enjoyed herself.

After the game they had a stroll around a few of the pubs. Then they had a night out and stayed in a hotel down the docks.

They had a great time and as they’re only a couple of kids (late teens) I felt dead chuffed for them. I guess I looked back to when I first started going with me bird.

Just thought I’d share that… pretty boring eh (Not totally boring. I’m sure a few of the blog’s readers will laugh at it.)
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Re: Proud as punch [Re: Dunk]
#1685850 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:13 PM
You are going soft in your old age!
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Re: Proud as punch [Re: Dave100]
#1685852 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:15 PM
Yeah whats going on with you Dunk? All this sentimental talk.. So why didnt you watch the game dunk?
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Re: Proud as punch [Re: Dave100]
#1685854 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:17 PM
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You are going soft in your old age!

I’ve always been a big softie
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Re: Proud as punch [Re: southafricanred]
#1685861 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:20 PM
I spent the day at me mams. Steve watched it. I guess we won coz I didn’t watch it! (His mam lives in the house which Steve lives in which is also where the infamous Koptalk shed is. And he didn’t watch it?)
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Re: Proud as punch [Re: Dunk]
#1685869 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:24 PM
i dont want to rub it in or anything but this was by far our best performance all season and you missed it! Lol. Where have you and steve been? Everything ok? (Steve’s probably run away again.)
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Re: Proud as punch [Re: southafricanred]
#1685871 – Sun Oct 29 2006 03:26 PM
Everything’s not ok mate. Steve’s ok and is here as normal. I’ll be back tomorrow hopefully with a podcast.

I should know within a week or so if things are to pick up so I can find a smile again
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21 Responses to “Paranoia on Koptalk continues”

  1. Chris Says:

    He says “I guess we won coz I didn’t watch it!” but had earlier said “Instead I watched Sky Sports News and just watched the updates”

    So did Sky Sports News fail to report the Liverpool game? Why would that be?

  2. The Red Lion Landlord Says:

    This latest episode sounds like the beginning of a tactical withdrawl on the part of Mr Oldham. I can imagine in a couple of weeks/months it will be a case of “Im shutting Koptalk down because I can’t be arsed with Football anymore, its all about money and investment these days, I long for the days of piss running down my leg in the Kop”.
    If he uses an excuse like this it will enable him to claim (in his own mind) that that was the reason why Koptalk closed and nothing to do with the blog.

  3. Rosco Says:

    He is a joke.

    Surely everyone can see through the charade at this stage ? Poor Rich Tea hasn’t a clue.

  4. rupertinsider Says:

    “Im shutting Koptalk down because I can’t be arsed with Football anymore, its all about money and investment these days, I long for the days of piss running down my leg in the Kop”.”

    RAFLO

    He should snap out of it – get married again – maybe to a bloke – do it at the centre circle in Newcastle –  change his name to Mr. Stadium of Light. He needs a new direction.

    So what’s going to happen in a week that will decide his future? We know he has an interview with Tyne and Wear Trading Standards – not sure if that has happened yet. And maybe he has a couple of others at other of Her Majesty’s offices.

  5. rupertinsider Says:

    “Poor Rich Tea hasn’t a clue.”

    “If you are not happy with my moderating have a word with Steve,” he says a lot. How can a 30 something who started posting when Steve was 14 touch his forelock like a family retainer on the Oldham’s estates?

    Reminds me of Uriah Heep. “I’m just your ‘umble servant Master Copperfield, always willing to serve you young Master. I know I’m not worthy, Sir, just doing my ‘umble best.”

  6. The Red Lion Landlord Says:

    Well, it kept you warm didnt it?

    Have you seen the drivel on the members feedback? Essentially its just a re-hash of what Drunk has said already in his stream-of-consciousness rants:

    “Best of all is the overall low level of buffoons found here, mostly smart, witty and perceptive supporters ….”

    “Having desperately scoured the web for other Liverpool sites I found others just didn’t cut the mustard…”

    “I must admit I’ve been a little taken aback by all the bitterness towards Dunk by other sites (especially .tv)….”

    “I know that IT infrastructure and support costs are not to be laughed at so I am happy to contribute towards these cost via my subscription…”

    “If you want to keep your finger on the pulse of all that is LFC …”

    ” The daddy of all the LFC websites”

    Do you recognise any of the names that this “feedback” are attibuted to? As to me they pretty much read like he has written them himself, repeating his delusions of grandeur, percieved enemies and justifications.

  7. LSM Says:

    Dunk reminds me of Comical Ali, Saddams communications minister before the fall of Baghdad. You remember how he was telling the world Iraq was winning the war, and you could see American tanks and bombs falling in the background.

    Classic. Keep it up insider, this fat thick amoral twat deserves no sympathy. Keep the tanks rolling into Berlin-on-Wallsend until the tyrant in his fat bunker is crushed.

  8. Phil T Says:

    This book of his. Now he’s in a quandary – he hasn’t got enough orders to make manufacturing a book viable for printing (which costs ££££), he’s promised everybody that it will be released within the next 12-14 months (?), he’s in catch 22.

    If there isn’t any money to be made I can’t see him keeping interest. His motivation will be at an all time low. Or, are we going to see a book done on the cheap – a pdf download (from somebody else’s site so that there are no bandwidth costs)?

    It’ll be interesting to see!

  9. The Oracle Says:

    He really is a joke, coming out with all this ‘I’m packing in my imaginary season tickets’ rubbish, trying to look for sympathy.

    What a very sad individual.

  10. rupertinsider Says:

    The moment he says he is not writing the book is the moment he has to repay all the 5 quid deposits. I know this matter is one of the potentially illegal practices being looked at by Trading Standards, so he can’t admit he is not writing it or has not made progress – it would be fraud.

    More likely he is postponing until he does not have a site anymore in which situation it will be much more difficult for those who paid a deposit to know where to contact him.

    Anyone who has paid membership in his site would be well advertised to cancel and ask for the balance of their money back now, informing him at the same time that if you don’t get it in ten days you will inform Trading Standards (address in 5. Shop Oldham) or Small Claims Court.   You won’t get anything once he decides to cut and run or his closed down by the authorities.

    He now admits that his site is not an LFC supporter’s site but an impartial site. He took your money under false pretences on that matter and others.  (This explains how he could also run sites for Newcastle, Spurs and Forest).

    Everyone who has ever paid him by PayPal should check again that they have cancelled the automatic renewal. Despite our several reminders, I continue to read how people have been surprised to see their PayPal account raided.

    Its already two years late and he admits again he has not written the book (although he tries to fudge this by saying he is on the final chapter. That is a remarkable achievement considering that he admitted in July he had not even started it).

    That said – its laughable that he has allegedly written the last chapter first.

    We all know the conclusion – that he invented football forums, he has built the No.1 Fan site against the machinations of the “suits” at LFC and the “other side – the evil Official Site – and jealous rivals, that he was offered millions for it and turned it down because he does it for a hobby and is is red through and through (got married at Anfield etc just a year after he changed his name to Mr. Manchester United) and would miss the interaction with his world-wide friends if he stopped.

    Trouble is he has queered the pitch with his latest true admission – that he has been tired of football for years (since his childhood when he claims he travelled by train alone across the Pennines from Yorkshire to stand on the kop – and eat meat pies, no doubt ) and that his so-called “red” site is actually “impartial” and that he cannot be bothered even to watch LFC matches on his TV in his office let alone use his season ticket.

  11. dataimaginary Says:

    He’s said in the past I’m going to pack it in – many times in fact – we’ll see if he means it this time.

  12. An Observer Says:

    Lets get thir right.

    Dunk, by his own admission has only supported LFC since 1998. Dunk seems to have a season ticket, where has he got that from and when did he get it, back in 1998 there was already a huge waiting list.

  13. An Observer Says:

    Or did the fat one mean Newcastle season ticket when he typed LFC?

  14. An Observer Says:

    Ahh ignore the above, I read it wrong.

  15. rupertinsider Says:

    He has written before of his travels as a boy by train and walkign from Lime Street to Anfield to stand on the kop.

  16. dataimaginary Says:

    How old is he? What age would he have been in 89?

    I don’t believe the walking to the ground bit. He’s far too fat and obviously has never exercised in his entire life.

  17. Fat Controller Says:

    Walking?

    From Lime Street to Anfield?

    Dunkin?

    FLMAO.

    I reckon we should start a straw poll as to when Dunk fucks off to Malta or when Koptalk shuts down for good. I reckon it’ll be offline before December 31st. No doubt Dunk will justify it by saying absolutely nothing.

  18. McWar Says:

    Kirkby1Red Said:

    ‘Someone looking for problems where there aren’t any? Perhaps they’ve been reading too many blogs on other sites.’

    Kirky1Red you are a disgrace to all things Liverpool for backing him, you should be ashamed of yourself. Be a man and walk away now.

  19. fat_boy_fat Says:

    Kirkby1Red – I take it your a scouser then being from Kirkby! In which case like Mcwar says you are a ABSOLUTE FUCKING DISGRACE for looking at that site which supports the sun!
    A scouser doing it is just FILTH!! And i know you know the truth about Oldham because i sent you a email from the list of KT email addys i collected months ago!

    KNOB!!!!!!

  20. latestinsider Says:

    Duncan Oldham will be in prison, bankrupt and all assets seized 12 months from now

  21. latestinsider Says:

    Oh…and on his release from prison he’ll be back where he started….back at a cleaning job


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