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Steph has posted 25 times on Koptalk since signing up in February. She (or he) wanted to know why everybody was lurking as much as (s)he was.


Steph
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8 out of 22 Dunk Guys show some support
#1666353 – Sat Oct 07 2006 08:55 PM

I cant believe I just looked at the website site and 8 out of 22 posts were Dunk. Thats nearly half and we should be posting. Dunk is doing too much talking and should only have to moderate. where are you all. there is so much totalk about. our dodgy start, reina, kuijt, gerrads position, but no one is talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: 8 out of 22 Dunk Guys show some support [Re: Steph]
#1666355 – Sat Oct 07 2006 09:00 PM

It’s Saturday night.. those with lives are out on the lash

To be honest we’ve done most of the topics to death. I can’t wait for the Premier League to return, then we’ll all be fighting again
(You don’t really believe that do you Mr Oldham? Yes, the lack of Premiership football will have an impact on any site that is based on Premiership football, but your site is just way too quiet to blame it purely on that. And as for saying that the lack of posts are down to people being out on the beer, shall we say the Sunday 11.30am stats of 61 registered users on the site is down to the hangover that followed? Your site has died Oldham, anyone with a heart would put it out of its misery now. Or will you not stop until LFC make it even clearer how unwanted and despised you are – officially?)
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Re: 8 out of 22 Dunk Guys show some support [Re: Steph]
#1666356 – Sat Oct 07 2006 09:00 PM

Ahh but its not just about the moderating as im sure Dunk will agree, its about getting involved with the community and sharing our opinions aswell as reading everyone elses.
Good post though
(Open your eyes Kate – Dunk only cares about the money he can make from this “hobby” he talks about. I bet you aren’t getting paid anything like you would get if you got a part-time job elsewhere. And don’t kid yourself that he cares about you – look for another job then ask him to match the pay. He won’t, he’ll just find another of his relatives to do it for him instead – on the cheap.)
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Re: 8 out of 22 Dunk Guys show some support [Re: Dunk]
#1666358 – Sat Oct 07 2006 09:02 PM

To be fair i’m going to fabric tonight in london and will be doing my fair share for exceeding RDA of everything!!!(You’re probably banned by now anyway for pointing to the neverending tumbleweed rolling through the place. The infamous “AUP” has a hidden section, with rules like “Don’t mention the tumbleeweed” and “Don’t ask why Koptalk were completely ignored by the official site last week”. )

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Re: 8 out of 22 Dunk Guys show some support [Re: Katie]
#1666359 – Sat Oct 07 2006 09:02 PM

Beat me to the post Dunk fair play big man
I’ll catch you out one day though
(Well done Katie – Dunk’s gonna be pleased with you now for adding more posts to the forum. Speaking across the portakabin to each other would be too difficult I suppose. I wonder who’ll post next in this vibrant community… )

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Re: 8 out of 22 Dunk Guys show some support [Re: Steph]
#1666361 – Sat Oct 07 2006 09:03 PM

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To be fair i’m going to fabric tonight in london and will be doing my fair share for exceeding RDA of everything!!!

I was gonna go out but C——–‘s computer (my daughter) needed sorting… and here I am, still doing it (But not until he read through all of his daughter’s emails first no doubt, carefully copying any to himself that he might be able to use later.)

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Re: 8 out of 22 Dunk Guys show some support [Re: Dunk]
#1666379 – Sat Oct 07 2006 09:17 PM

(Now this poster is from Kirkby unless their username means nothing. Now if this user is in full knowledge of how Koptalk has been proven to be anti-LFC anti-Liverpool (the city) scum then he ought to start packing his bags now and looking for somewhere to stay in Newcastle. He might not know about how Duncan Oldham reads the S*n every and uses it to get more hits and more money. He might not know about how Dunk feels the boycott us unimportant. He might not have realised that Oldham does his level best to screw things up for Liverpool and its players. If he does know and thinks it’s OK then he’d better, as I say, move house pretty quickly. Not because I or anyone else from this blog is likely to seek him out and do anything to him. Purely because any Liverpool-supporting citizen of Merseyside who thinks it’s a good idea to condone Dunk and his S*n-loving anti-LFC ways is sooner-or-later going to talk their way into some serious trouble. “kirkby1red” – wake up and look at what Oldham is doing to your club and your city. If you really think that’s ok then seriously, move house before you say something to someone that you’ll wish you never said. If you know about Dunk and still support him you’ve got problems. )

I think a lot of regular posters have left recently, and that did seem to upset the balance on here a bit, as they were the ones a lot of the time that started long threads etc.

I feel that it is starting to get back to normal now. The debates in the Gold Bar have been great recently, as have some of the ones on footy.

I mentioned in a thread earlier that I did start to visit some of the other sites but don’t bother now because I don’t feel any of them are as good as this one (you can send me that money under plain brown wrapper Dunk!).

Once the Prem footy starts again you’ll see the talk get into full flow again.
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Re: 8 out of 22 Dunk Guys show some support [Re: kirkby1red]
#1666396 – Sat Oct 07 2006 09:39 PM

I’d agree with that. I’ve seen it happen over the years on all our forums. It happens every 3 or so years I’d say. You lose a bunch of friends and then new faces come in. It’s sad to see some people go but it’s also exciting that new members come in.

Thanks for the positive feedback… I’ll get Steve to sort you a bung out

(I think you’d be more accurate if you admitted that you’ve seen this kind of thing before, but never on this scale. You’ve never had to close your free site down before due to losing so many members. You’ve never had a situation where your viewing figures during the day have been under 100. You’ve never had so much hassle from the authorities over your theft of copyright material, or your other illegal activities. You’ve never had to endure someone speaking out against you more than once really. Have you ever had to pretend that Duncan Oldham isn’t your real name before? That was a funny one. You’re screwed Oldham, and it could all have been prevented had you just held up your hands and agreed to some reasonable methods of putting right all of your wrongs. Stubborness has cost you your freedom to sit on your arse all day and pretend to support LFC. Go and get a real job.)

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Remember the other day when we posted Dunk’s pretend plans to move to a country where it turns out they do know all about his corrupt ways? He’s had a few people replying a bit more and added more crap to the pile of manure…


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FAO Malta Reds
#1663926 – Wed Oct 04 2006 04:21 PM

Who’s the internet service providers in Malta for residents? What’s the situation regarding broadband i.e. costs and availability?

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Re: FAO Malta Reds [Re: Dunk]
#1664094 – Wed Oct 04 2006 08:46 PM

Before you ask dunk i ain’t in malta,but just thought i’d see what i could find out hope this helps.
web page

web page

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Re: FAO Malta Reds [Re: Kop_5]
#1664571 – Thu Oct 05 2006 01:58 PM

Thanks mate. I wasn’t having much luck searching. (You hadn’t searched, that’s why. You aren’t moving to Malta, you’ve no need whatsoever to know anything about residential broadband in Malta, you didn’t need to search. You put the question on as part of one of your regular let’s-pretend sessions.)

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Re: FAO Malta Reds [Re: Dunk]
#1664588 – Thu Oct 05 2006 02:05 PM

i just entered a few words into google and then used 2 links,but heres the main google page dunk.
web page
(Careful “Kop_5” – you’ll be banned under one of the other hidden sections of the “AUP”, namely “Users must not make Dunk look more of a dickhead than he makes himself look”.)
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Re: FAO Malta Reds [Re: Dunk]
#1666070 – Sat Oct 07 2006 02:54 PM

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Who’s the internet service providers in Malta for residents? What’s the situation regarding broadband i.e. costs and availability?

You off Dunk? Weather not good enough here eh?
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Re: FAO Malta Reds [Re: dbphase]
#1666073 – Sat Oct 07 2006 02:55 PM

Strange request methinks
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Re: FAO Malta Reds [Re: dbphase]
#1666113 – Sat Oct 07 2006 03:32 PM

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You off Dunk? Weather not good enough here eh?

Going on holiday soon yeh but I’m thinking of buying a house there for me mam. (Ah yes, you are buying a house for your mam. The same mam who had to lend you money about a year ago so that you could pay to redesign your now abandoned koptalk.coN forums? You can’t afford to pay your mam’s taxi fair to the airport, never mind a house. And if anyone’s bored one day this week why not pretend you actually believe the rotund liar. Make a phone call or send an email to tip off the Maltese immigration people that a family going by the name of Oldham are possibly arriving there on what they will claim is a holiday soon, but are secretly planning to settle down in that country, using their ill-gotten charity skimmings and other such funds they shouldn’t have. If they do arrive on holiday there it should make for an interesting time for them.)
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Re: FAO Malta Reds [Re: Dunk]
#1666167 – Sat Oct 07 2006 04:12 PM

Dunk, this is the number as I knew it from the Maltese Supporters Club. They are great lads (made me an honorary member) and I’m sure they will help you, it’s in Valetta and the mumber is 79939646. I’ve lost some numbers because my mobile was lost earlier this year but the LFC official web site may have a registered address and number. If I can help further contact me at PtKth@aol.com I’ll get you a contact.

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Re: FAO Malta Reds [Re: kopite.keith]
#1666176 – Sat Oct 07 2006 04:18 PM

Cheers mate. I’ve got loads of lads from Malta that visit the site, they’re great. Is that club different to the one in Mosta then? When I was last over they treated me like a king.. took me out for meals, drinks and so on (As you’ll know if you read the comments on this blog, it looks like the Maltese supporters’ clubs are now onto Dunk and his conning ways. I doubt they’ll take him out now. Well, not for a meal anyway.)

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Re: FAO Malta Reds [Re: Dunk]
#1666196 – Sat Oct 07 2006 04:35 PM

My memory may be playing me up, it might have been Mosta I went too on reflection, Mathew has a lot to do with the running of it or used to. I also spent time in Gozo with little Charlie who has also stayed at my place, he has very good friends in Kensington where they have often stayed when over here. You are right, they treat you very well. I haven’t spoken to Charlie for a while I’ll have to finally call him. really I’d suggest you call them, you know they’ll help all they can. If you want me to ask, no problem.

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Re: FAO Malta Reds [Re: kopite.keith]
#1666198 – Sat Oct 07 2006 04:39 PM

I went to Charlie’s in Gozo. The exterior of his house is amazing isn’t it! I haven’t kept in touch but they were good lads

I’ll have to have a word. I am meeting half a dozen Reds so there’s plenty of BBQ’s to go to (I have to admit that the thought of Dunk meeting half-a-dozen Reds in a foreign country, all of whom actually know all about his con-artist anti-LFC ways makes me chuckle quite a bit. And I expect “haven’t kept in touch” means “I was told to get stuffed”.)

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The “Dunk pretends to do a runner to Malta” fantasy was Dunk’s Wednesday afternoon “let’s pretend” game. On Thursday afternoon his mam went to bingo so he was probably wearing her clothes again pretending he was boss for a couple of hours. Friday afternoon’s “let’s pretend” is “I’m pretending I’m going to buy a pub in Liverpool”…

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The George pub
#1665556 – Fri Oct 06 2006 03:14 PM

It’s up for auction this month

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Re: The George pub [Re: Dunk]
#1665564 – Fri Oct 06 2006 03:20 PM

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It’s up for auction this month

Used to live round the corner. Strippers every Wednesday night.

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Re: The George pub [Re: gpo1971]
#1665568 – Fri Oct 06 2006 03:21 PM

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Re: The George pub [Re: Dunk]
#1665573 – Fri Oct 06 2006 03:24 PM

Quote:

Saw a stripper have a fight with another woman one Wednesday. Easily in the Top 5 nights of my life.

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Re: The George pub [Re: gpo1971]
#1665574 – Fri Oct 06 2006 03:24 PM

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Re: The George pub [Re: Dunk]
#1665576 – Fri Oct 06 2006 03:25 PM

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You bidding?

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Re: The George pub [Re: gpo1971]
#1665581 – Fri Oct 06 2006 03:30 PM

If I was to say yes or no my words would be twisted and circulated before I hit refresh (TRANSLATION: “Am I hell”.)

I just noticed it was up for auction and it’s in a great location. Many a night I’ve staggered out of there.
(TRANSLATION: “I went in there once and got twatted when someone recognised me. I ran (like fat people run) as fast I could. My mam went mad at me”.)
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Re: The George pub [Re: Dunk]
#1665591 – Fri Oct 06 2006 03:35 PM

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If I was to say yes or no my words would be twisted and circulated before I hit refresh

I just noticed it was up for auction and it’s in a great location. Many a night I’ve staggered out of there.

Fair enough. Prime spec.

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Re: The George pub [Re: Dunk]
#1665599 – Fri Oct 06 2006 03:46 PM

i was gonna say put a bid in,then we could have koptalk quiz nights and you could dress up as bet lynch! (Ah – Bet Lynch. Is that another of Dunk’s dress-up fantasies we didn’t know about?)

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Re: The George pub [Re: Kop_5]
#1665624 – Fri Oct 06 2006 04:15 PM

Its a gay bar in Dublin (Secret AUP sections again – don’t mention anything to do with gays on Dunk’s site. It gets him very paranoid. He worries that some people might think he is gay himself. Perhaps it goes back to his requests for threesomes with his wife in the nineties, perhaps he got to make use of the other male too.)

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Re: The George pub [Re: barryp]
#1665642 – Fri Oct 06 2006 04:33 PM

It is a Gay Bar in Dublin… don’t they have a drag queen on Sunday nights called ‘Shirley Temple Bar’??? You could twin the 2 pubs and get Shirley over for ‘special’ nights!!! (Tut tut!)

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Re: The George pub [Re: Pwillis]
#1665650 – Fri Oct 06 2006 04:52 PM

I dont think the madonna tribute nights would go down too well across the water.This twining wouldnt be a good idea.Be more of a case of “you’ll never walk straight again”

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Re: The George pub [Re: Pwillis]
#1665698 – Fri Oct 06 2006 06:10 PM
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It is a Gay Bar in Dublin… don’t they have a drag queen on Sunday nights called ‘Shirley Temple Bar’??? You could twin the 2 pubs and get Shirley over for ‘special’ nights!!!

Yeah she does the bingo to. Used get dragged in there by a good friend of a sunday evening years ago. Always had a laugh.
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Re: The George pub [Re: Dunk]
#1665745 – Fri Oct 06 2006 08:19 PM

you talking about the george pub on breck road?
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Re: The George pub [Re: revo]
#1665978 – Sat Oct 07 2006 01:25 PM

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you talking about the george pub on breck road?

Think we were originally until we moved onto the Blue Oyster.

And before anyone comments that we are scraping the barrel to find content, we really aren’t. It’s pretty much all that you’ll find on Koptalk right now. He really has killed his site.

And if you look at what he describes as an “upgrade” to his site – at http://www.koptalk.com/members/ – you’ll see just how determined he is to kill it off. It’s his “great new red skin”.

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5 Responses to “Let's pretend we've got visitors and are moving.”

  1. LSM Says:

    You gotta feel sorry for the family and others still caught up in this k*ptalk disaster. Does none of them have the sense to have a word?

    It’s over Dunk. Pull the plug and move on, plenty of scams out there waiting for your plucky expertise. Just stay away from anything to do with LFC and you’ll be left to get on with whatever it is you choose to do. That has to be an appealing option, even for a big fat dopey cunt like you. We won’t even mind if you make out it was all planned, or any other story to save face. Just pack it in and walk away.

    Koptalk is dead.

  2. M Says:

    I know this is somewhat off topic but here I go anyway.

    I am sure you are aware that all the ex-Koptalk members that were wither banned or simply didn’t want to pay for the ‘free’ upgrade are now receiving mountains of spam to their email accounts.

    I am sure this is no coincidence, after all there is a lucrative market for contact data, especially good quality up to date information.

    Which reminds me of the other coincidence related to this matter? It centred on the fat ones threat to ban anybody who didn’t fully update their profile/contact details. It happened about 6 months ago I think.

    Preparing for the big payday fat boy? I guess so!

    He should have just asked, I would have given him a fiver to spare my inconvenience.

    Shouldn’t have bought those TV’s on Hire Purchase should you!

  3. Fat_boy_fat Says:

    BYDFTI OLDHAM!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. paulcooper4 Says:

    I hope to fuck fatman buys the george. Im sure he will be given a wonderful reception. Obviously its a load of bollocks, like everything the fat greasy twat says, but it would be fuckin hilarious if he did. Well, for about 5 minutes anyway, until his face was turned inside out under the flurry of blows.

  5. geeko Says:

    I think the obvious question that needs to be asked is, why is it that every 3 odd years alot of posters tend to leave?


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