Malta beware – someone fat wants to pretend to live there

It’s great to know that Dunk reads this blog, because the more he reads it the more chance there is that he’ll accept our still open offer of giving him a chance to explain why he does what he does.

How do we know he still reads it? He still reacts to it. Last week he was asking his few remaining visitors if they knew of anywhere they can get cheap flights to Malta. We’ve had it down as a theory for a long time that when he decides that enough is enough that he’ll be scarpering off to somewhere like Malta. So it’s mentioned on the blog that he was thinking of going to Malta. Next thing you know, he’s starting threads (someone has to) to ask how he’ll be able to access the net if he goes out there to live.

Remember, in the past Dunk has told readers that he loves Malta and they love him. He’s boasted of having loads of contacts out there, loads of them. So if that’s the case then why doesn’t he just ask them? Because he’s got to make a big show of the pretence. And because he’s not got any contacts out there now, if he’s ever had any. He’s not got enough money left now to go and live out there, even if he sells that big van he claimed he was going to be buying.


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FAO Malta Reds
#1663926 – Wed Oct 04 2006 04:21 PM

Who’s the internet service providers in Malta for residents? What’s the situation regarding broadband i.e. costs and availability?

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Re: FAO Malta Reds [Re: Dunk]
#1664094 – Wed Oct 04 2006 08:46 PM

Before you ask dunk i ain’t in malta,but just thought i’d see what i could find out hope this helps.
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Who is this Kop_5 character? He’s popping up a lot lately, although as one of the few active remaining members that’s hardly surprising.

Anyway if anyone is bored this evening why not find out who the people are behind the Maltese branch of the supporters’ club and let them know that Oldham is trying to pretend he’s moving to Malta. If they don’t already know about him it’s time they did, and if they do know about him they can make sure he doesn’t get that hospitality he’s had previously. Back in the days they thought he was a decent bloke who did a lot for charity etc.

Apart from Kop_5, the rest of the people talking to Dunk on his Koptalk site are new members, old members who’ve had to post because they probably feel sorry for Dunk (not knowing the truth about the anti-LFC), Dunk (including his family and his aliases) or moderators. One of those moderators is Rich Tea. He knows all about Dunk, yet he sees nothing wrong in it. He still believes that text message sent from old Ma Oldham at York races came from a real “insider”. He reads the blog. He reads other sites where it’s ok to talk about the truth about fatty. He sees what so many people are saying yet still sides with gis overweight “friend”. The one who now won’t speak to him unless he goes through Steve first. Come on Rich Tea – wake up and smell the coffee. You mean nothing to Dunk, despite all you’ve done for him…


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Is that Dunk on tv tonight??
#1662354 – Mon Oct 02 2006 07:36 PM

I see other sites mention Dunk is on channel 4 @ 11pm tonight!

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Re: Is that Dunk on tv tonight?? [Re: richt71]
#1662359 – Mon Oct 02 2006 07:39 PM

didnt know there was a horrot film on!

Is he appearing in the never ending story based on his book.
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Re: Is that Dunk on tv tonight?? [Re: richt71]
#1662421 – Mon Oct 02 2006 08:56 PM

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I see other sites mention Dunk is on channel 4 @ 11pm tonight!

I love the celebrity status they give me. I enjoy the attention
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To be honest I didn’t have a clue what they were talking about when I read that. All I knew was that someone somewhere was having a laugh at Dunk’s expense. I also know that Rich Tea has probably also got a couple more members to wonder “What other sites?” and that the comment about Dunk’s book was very funny. Not as funny as Dunk’s claims that he enjoys the attention. He hates it really, which is why Malta is so appealing. Somehow he feels that if he goes there all of his worries will be forgotten. He’d be better going to live with his only friend Smooch in New York. People over there generally don’t have a clue about football (soccer as they call it) so Dunk could start some gridiron sites up instead.

As for the TV programme, I am guessing from stuff I’ve seen that it was celebrity wife-swap. The following post from Dunk mentions a celebrity who was due to appear on that show, which isn’t about the type of wife-swapping Dunk is famous for…


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Channel 4 now
#1662458 – Mon Oct 02 2006 09:26 PM

John McCririck… he is SOOOOOO me

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Re: Channel 4 now [Re: Dunk]
#1662461 – Mon Oct 02 2006 09:26 PM

this is so funny
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Re: Channel 4 now [Re: mikek1984]
#1662462 – Mon Oct 02 2006 09:29 PM

It must be hell to live with you then Dunk

The man has such a chip on his shoulder and a very ignorant guy how she puts up with him i dont know!!
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Re: Channel 4 now [Re: thesilverfoxlfc]
#1662466 – Mon Oct 02 2006 09:34 PM

As soon as he said get me a coke, everyone here went it’s you! and then when he said bring me coke as the ice will be melting they said it again!!!! (Everyone? He means ‘Steve and me mam’)
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Re: Channel 4 now [Re: Dunk]
#1662471 – Mon Oct 02 2006 09:47 PM

and he supports newcastle too
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Re: Channel 4 now [Re: mikek1984]
#1662473 – Mon Oct 02 2006 09:47 PM

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and he supports newcastle too

(There was probably a smiley here, but I’ve forgotten what it was. It should have been a head nodding to signify how true the last comment was, but it was probably something else. But look who replies next…)
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Re: Channel 4 now [Re: Dunk]
#1662493 – Mon Oct 02 2006 10:39 PM

Do you walk around in big womens pants as well Dunk??
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Re: Channel 4 now [Re: richt71]
#1662496 – Mon Oct 02 2006 10:48 PM

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Do you walk around in big womens pants as well Dunk??

Oh come on Rich.. you know more about me than me (Is Rich Tea starting to turn against Dunk? Doubt it. Not yet.)
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Late on Monday night Rich Tea was watching the telly (he seems to watch a hell of a lot of telly) and posted this view of it. Dunk’s reply tells you a lot about him…


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m25 rapist program…
#1662511 – Mon Oct 02 2006 11:21 PM

Anyone else watching the program talking about the m25 rapist that was found guilty of 10 counts of rape, indecent assault and kidnap on women and children. His family have disowned him but his wife still loves him and visits him. She believes he should be forgiven and they’ll be together soon even though he’s serving 7 like sentences!
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Re: m25 rapist program… [Re: richt71]
#1662516 – Mon Oct 02 2006 11:23 PM

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Anyone else watching the program talking about the m25 rapist that was found guilty of 10 counts of rape, indecent assault and kidnap on women and children. His family have disowned him but his wife still loves him and visits him. She believes he should be forgiven and they’ll be together soon even though he’s serving 7 like sentences!

Is this some kind of dig at me?

Channel? (Why would it be a dig at you then Dunk? Feeling paranoid aboot something? Is there something in the person that Rich Tea describes that could be similar to you? I read Rich Tea’s post and didn’t think anything at all about it relating to you, until you pointed it out. Perhaps you are a wife-beater and Rich Tea knows about it. Perhaps your paedo jokes are what you are referring to. Perhaps you read it and it reminded you of how some users know just how much of a shit you are towards their club and their fellow fans yet keep coming back for more. Or was it for some other reason?
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Re: m25 rapist program… [Re: Dunk]
#1662517 – Mon Oct 02 2006 11:25 PM

No Dunk…itv…you’re on channel 4 ‘the biggest penis in the world’ (Seriously – is Rich Tea turning? Does he mean he thinks Dunk has the biggest penis in the world (not that Dunk would actually know, having not seen it since 1997) or does he mean that Dunk IS the biggest penis in the world? Sounds like Dunk is getting seriously worried…)
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Re: m25 rapist program… [Re: richt71]
#1662534 – Mon Oct 02 2006 11:42 PM

You know what they say about men with big cars

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Re: m25 rapist program… [Re: Dunk]
#1662541 – Mon Oct 02 2006 11:51 PM

They have no knob??
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Apologies Rich Tea if you have seen the light, you certainly do seem to be making life difficult for Dunk lately. If you’ve emailed me then I’ve got to apologise again because I’ve not had time to check my email for a couple of weeks. No need to ban him yet Dunk – as far as I know he’s not decided to turn against you. Most of your other major victims have got in touch with me one way or another in the past, but I’ve not (AFAIK) had anything from Koptalk’s favourite biscuit.

The following article appears here merely to prove that Koptalk are determined to confuse all five of us remaining members. I saw the headline, “Rovers prepared for fresh O’Neill bid”, and wondered what the hell it had to do with us. Why do Liverpool supporters want to know if Martin O’Neill is about to make a raid for a player from one of the teams with “Rovers” in their name? Then I thought it might be that one of those Rovers teams were trying to make Martin O’Neill their boss. Or has Dunk secretly started another website for another team without us noticing. I had to check it out…


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Rovers prepared for fresh O’Neill bid
#1664247 – Thu Oct 05 2006 01:49 AM
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Blackburn Rovers expect Liverpool to make a fresh bid for Lucas Neill when the transfer window re-opens.

Newspaper reports in the UK will claim on Thursday that Reds boss Rafa Benitez is planning to return for the Australian hardman in January.

If a deal can’t be reached, it is claimed that Rafa will wait until the summer when the player will be out of contract.

Should Rafa swoop, we’d expect him to clinch the signing in the New Year as Rovers would at least get some kind of fee.


So it wasn’t Martin O’Neill. It was Lucas Neill. He who is represented by one of those agents. The one from Newcastle that Oldham rang up once. No doubt Peter Harrison has more important things to do now than chat to a website owner from a site that used to get visitors. Especially after we wrote to him a while back to warn him.

But what does Dunk think he’s doing? “Newspaper reports in the UK WILL claim…”? It’s nearly 2am Oldham – the newspapers have already been printed, most of them have already published their stories on their websites. The likes of Sky Sports News often review the back pages at night, sometimes the News channels do too. It’s probably also done by TalkSport at night too. In other words Dunk found out from the mainstream media about this story, which let’s face it doesn’t exactly come as a surprise, and doesn’t exactly mean it will happen anyway. People pay thirty quid for this.

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12 Responses to “Malta beware – someone fat wants to pretend to live there”

  1. rupertinsider Says:

    1. The Lucas story was on News Now as featured in several outlets a few hours before Oldham wrote that.

    2. That Rich T character takes the biscuit.

    3. The sensitivity about the rape story probably arises from our featuring his remarks to his gormless half-brother on his internet radio show that it is understandable why a convicted rapist of young girls did it – he said its frustrating when you get to 32 and they ignore you etc etc .

    3. I think Oldham said several months ago that he wanted to go to Malta for a holiday – again. I suspect he finally found a place where he could get some totty. But, as we have been saying, it might also be a good bolt hole for him until the heat cools from the tax and benefits investigators. We also suggested he could run what was left of his KT empire from there, using his half-wit half-brother as a front man. He’s been grooming him for that role since the blog started to expose him. I wonder if he stashed any of his cash off shore – Malta being a good location for that, too.

    He’ll find it difficult to live abroad – he’s such a Little Englander – and would miss his meat pies, peas and gravy, not to mention Steve , his gormelss back-scratcher. But I think he could get The S** in Malta.

  2. est-er Says:

    http://www.walkonlfc.com/feedback.asp emailed about Dunk. Also asked them to check out this site 🙂

  3. LSM Says:

    I don’t think Dunk will go without a fight. The alternative to his kraptalk “empire” will be to get a proper job, and that motivation is a very powerful one for fatty. However an even bigger motivator is money for pies, no money = no pies. Imagine having to earn a living like everyone else. Thing is, what’s he any good at? Bullshitting I suppose, may be a career in politics for the fat one.

  4. fat_boy_fat Says:

    i Always find his middle of the night posts fucking funny. He makes out that he is getting his insider info from journo’s well before the story has gone to print. His little stupid lie works as well because no-one has ever pulled him for posting this at 2am.

    YOU SOFT FATTY TWATTY THICKY! NEXT TIME YOU DO IT I AM GOING TO USE ONE OF MY ACCOUNTS TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A TIT AND THEN YOU CAN BAN ME!

  5. Chunky Says:

    Don’t you need a work permit to reside in Malta? Surely fat xbox-playing conman isn’t an occupation?

  6. rupertinsider Says:

    LSM “I don’t think Dunk will go without a fight”.

    He’s been fighting for several months. He’s accused us of attacking his children, set the police on us (allegedly), talked to his underworld friends about us, discussed bumping us off with a “hitter” for 500 quid the lot, called the Head of Press at LFC (allegedly but a lie) started new initiatives like buying property near Melwood and a Kop-themed hotel in Liverpool, announced the publication of his book, (sometime never) and many other initiatives. Probably his biggest fighting tactic is to ban everyone from Koptalk in the hope of banning us, or any mention of us. He’s running out of fighting tactics.

    He should know that when faced with a more powerful or more persistance adversary flight is often wiser than fight. He should disappear off – and leave LFC alone.

  7. Fat Tax Says:

    I’m jst relieved we’ve given up on Lucas Neill. Lucas O’Neill sounds like he’s a far better option to me. I’m still surprised we’re not going in for Lucas McNeill though.

    Not only is he a grotesque swindler and shitbag of epic proportions, he’s also either an incompetent writer or so utterly desperate for hits that he’ll churn out deliberately misleading headlines.

    Also, friends in Malta, udnerworld friends, friends in the backroom at the club, friends among the playing staff, friends within the management of the official site. He’s got more imaginary friends than the average infant school.

  8. LSM Says:

    rupertinsider, yes I am familiar with his tactics to date, but the problem with delusional people like Dunk is the inability to recognise sensible decisions. He wouldn’t be in this situation if he had the abilities required to make reasonable judgements. Seems to have some wiring malfunction in the head that prevents him from seeing the truth and admitting fault. If he does a runnner, it will probably be with the intention of setting up and do the same thing somewhere else, rather than with a sense of defeat.

    Classic case of self-delusion. The fat conceited s*n-loving geordie lying pie-scoffing git.

  9. univofchicago Says:

    I followed est-er’s link to the official Malta fan club website…

    Has a nice links page to other LFC fansites. Koptalk is a notable absentee, which is funny considering fatty has claimed on numerous occasions that he has real contacts with the Malta supporters club.

    It did have a link to http://www.kraptalk.com though…

    Someone should add a link to this blog as well!

  10. scouse Says:

    On last nights podcast he says they are going away on holiday ‘soon’.

    Apparently they’ve had loads of invites for stuff, what BS – wonder if they’d still accept them after reading this blog?

    Do people think this is going to be an extended holiday and the Koptalk exit strategy?

  11. rupertinsider Says:

    LSM I agree that he will always look for easy money. For him that means making a living from his bedroom. In his ideal model the work would be done by others – they would provide the content, or volunteer their services, or pay in advance sight unseen with no legal comebacks. He needs a product that causes people to suspend their normal critical faculties and make them believe almost anything he says – or at least be intriguied enough to keep coming back . Football is one of those products, religion would be another and porn yet another.

    If he had his druthers he would run a porn site. But he is attracted to the idea of mixing footie and porn because it taps into two markets for the same population of boys, and young or youngish men. Also football gives him a cover of respectability.

    What I meant was that he has been fighting the blog (and the allies of the blog) in the arrogant belief that all he has to do is wait it out, like he has in the past. The years of fleecing the gullible has made him incautious – he now believes he is entitled to live off LFC fans. He finds it increasingly difficult to listen to his customers, indeed, he does not regard them as customers anymore, but followers who have to comply with the rules of his cult of “Dunk or Daddy knows best”.

    Add to that is the real possibility that he will be investigated for tax evasion and benefits fraud, and the other pressures being brought to bear on him by a circle of businesses who object to his theft and re-sale of their intellectual property. His judgment is shot – you can see that in the wild gyrations of his plans and his statements and his bad business decisions – do people really understand just how deranged it is to claim that you have spoken to hit men about killing your critics?

    He’s not bright – but he has cunning and street smarts. I believe he understands very well that the option of running is increasingly attractice. It will stem the damage and give him space to set up another scam..

  12. SteveO Says:

    A quick google for richt71 shows that name registered in a number of place, it certainly is him on digitalspy.

    The ebay one looks interesting too, he appears to have sold diet pills of dubious quality sometime not even sending the goods – him and the thick fat geordie should get on well.

    Anyway, my point is that is should be easy to contact him if someone is registered on any other the other forums.


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