What's the first sign of madness?

I had a good chuckle at Koptalk last night. Owner Duncan Oldham was trying hard to get some conversations going. He thought he’d got a reply, but it turned out it was just the echo of his own voice, resounding around the vast openness of a site that used to have some members. It is said (by someone or other) that the first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second sign is answering yourself back. Fatty started a match thread, Liverpool legends were playing against Celtic legends for charity, surely this will get some activity going on his site. He starts it off with the teams…

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Celtic v Liverpool – MATCH THREAD/UPDATES
#1664056 – Wed Oct 04 2006 08:02 PM

CELTIC: Pat Bonner, Danny McGrain, Peter Grant, Tom Boyd, Derek Whyte, Joe Miller, Brian McClair, Murdo Mcleod, Andy Walker, Tosh, McKinlay, Darren jackson.

SUBS: Willie McStay, Mark McGhee, Billy Stark, Peter Latchford, Owen Archdeacon, Tony Shepherd, Frank McAvennie.

LIVERPOOL: Bob Bolder, Mark Lawrenson, Phil Thompson, Alan Hansen, Ray Houghton, Jim Beglin, Steve McManaman, Nigel Spackman, Gary McAllister, Peter Beardsley, John Durnin.

SUBS: Alan Kennedy, Ronnie Whelan, Ian Rush, John Barnes, Garry Gillespie, Paul Walsh, Mark Walters.

Live on Channel 5 now.

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Re: Celtic v Liverpool – MATCH THREAD/UPDATES [Re: Dunk]
#1664059 – Wed Oct 04 2006 08:03 PM

Barnes has an injury, a groin strain. He did it last night in Gibraltar… so he says

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Echo… echo….


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Re: Celtic v Liverpool – MATCH THREAD/UPDATES [Re: Dunk]
#1664064 – Wed Oct 04 2006 08:07 PM

Celtic Score.. Darren Jackson

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Hello! Anybody there?


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Re: Celtic v Liverpool – MATCH THREAD/UPDATES [Re: Dunk]
#1664068 – Wed Oct 04 2006 08:11 PM

Liverpool score.. Durnin!!

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Even Steve wasn’t talking to him. It was so, so quiet…


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Re: Celtic v Liverpool – MATCH THREAD/UPDATES [Re: Dunk]
#1664073 – Wed Oct 04 2006 08:13 PM

Celtic 2-1 Jackson !

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I know, thinks Dunk, I’ll just wait a bit. Someone will reply soon surely…


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Re: Celtic v Liverpool – MATCH THREAD/UPDATES [Re: Dunk]
#1664080 – Wed Oct 04 2006 08:27 PM

Beglin off, Hansen off, Thompson off, Whelan on, Wark on, Thomas on for Liverpool.

(Subs line-up are different to earlier confirmations)

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Hooray! That’s done the trick. “aop27” arrives and finally Dunk has someone to talk to…


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Re: Celtic v Liverpool – MATCH THREAD/UPDATES [Re: Dunk]
#1664081 – Wed Oct 04 2006 08:28 PM

Can we bring on Stevie G?

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…except that the fat one doesn’t actually bother to talk back. Maybe he’s gone to count his money, or what’s left of it, to see if he can get some other gimmick to try and entice people in. He’s not going to reply to the one person who made the effort. Later on there were some more replies. “thesilverfoxlfc” replied at 8.42, “MarkyMark” at 8.45 and “aop” back again at 8.46. Even “Kop_5” appeared, he of 11000 posts in two years. I expect he knows the facts about Oldham, but loves his post count so much he doesn’t want to have to start again somewhere else. Or maybe he approves of Oldham’s S*n-loving Crouch-bashing ways. A post from “mazchauhan” is soon followed by one from “Barosx2”. In fact followed by a load of posts from the Selby-based poster who joined on 6th September and has posted 152 times. Barosx2 is probably one of Dunk’s relatives, if not the overweight conman himself…

In fact Barosx2 mysteriously took over from the now hiding fatman to give us the updates that fatty had given in the first half. Probably just a coincidence though. A few replies followed and then Oldham is back, with some of his illegal distribution of stolen video footage alongside some no-doubt stolen photos.


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Re: Celtic v Liverpool – MATCH THREAD/UPDATES [Re: youngie06]
#1664194 – Wed Oct 04 2006 11:36 PM

(embedded video – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUuG4MsSCd0 )

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Re: Celtic v Liverpool – MATCH THREAD/UPDATES [Re: REDSCOUSER]
#1664224 – Thu Oct 05 2006 12:37 AM

(embedded video – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP-QT3ePJHQ )

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Re: Celtic v Liverpool – MATCH THREAD/UPDATES [Re: Dunk]
#1664230 – Thu Oct 05 2006 12:47 AM

This pic is possibly stolen - do you know the owner of the copyright?

This pic is possibly stolen - do you know the owner of the copyright?

This pic is possibly stolen - do you know the owner of the copyright?

This pic is possibly stolen - do you know the owner of the copyright?

This pic is possibly stolen - do you know the owner of the copyright?

This pic is possibly stolen - do you know the owner of the copyright?

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All those pictures are likely to be stolen. A rough guide price for photos of this size is £200 each for use on a website, not on the home page of the website. So that’s about £1200 for those he’s used above. Or 40 memberships (60 cash-in-hand memberships). I doubt very much that he’s paid for them of course, or that he’s got an agreement with the photographer to pay the £1200 directly to Kenny’s wife’s charity. He’s just not like that.

And in case you didn’t know why Koptalk was so quiet, here’s the answer from the “man” himself…

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It quiet here
#1664211 – Thu Oct 05 2006 12:11 AM

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Re: It quiet here [Re: thesilverfoxlfc]
#1664215 – Thu Oct 05 2006 12:20 AM

Tell me about it… we’ve been like that in here all day… BORING BORING INTERNATIONALS!

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Ah, so that’s why. We’d not realised…

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7 Responses to “What's the first sign of madness?”

  1. RedinSweden Says:

    It’s almost painful to watch. You do realise that this time next week it will be Insider Insider and Dunk left as the only people logging in and then he will KNOW and he will send a hitman. I can imagine the conversation when he is hiring the hitman:

    “Yeah, there’s two of them, maybe three, maybe four. There’s some of them. The one I want is called Insider though.”

    “His address? You got a pen? It’s wordpress dot koptalk insider… “

  2. rupertinsider Says:

    This is probably more appropriate place for this than the article format. Ignoring the title, it makes me laugh every time I look at it.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6428233108896679183&q=gay&hl=en

  3. Fat Geordie Conman (FGC) Says:

    Makes you cringe, he should have called the post “Somebody please talk to me”.

    Notice now that his sites down, hopefully the hosting company have realised what a cheating conman they were actually dealing with!

    FGC

  4. An Observer Says:

    Anyone know why koptalk.com is down?

  5. fat_boy_fat Says:

    has the final nail in the KT coffin be delievered? Or has he not been able to pay his hosting bill? Or more likely is that McDonalds have opened up a new place by Swan Avenue and there are having 50% off specail offers, so both the lard arses at KT have gone round there for the day

  6. Kopwank Says:

    Bailifs?

  7. Marcos Says:

    Mark Walters a Liverpool Legend…..?


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