Duncan Mitty Gives us a Pepys at his Diary

by Rupert Insider

Samuel “Dunk” Pepys – Founder, Sole Owner and Executive Editor of the No.1 Sport’s Diary in the World

Now that I have expired the immachure “numpties” from my site, I, Duncan Mitty, can find my true voice as the Samuel Pepys of footie-bloggers. It is a stile more fitting for the heducated type of personage wot frequents my domain.  This is a recent entery from my dairy:

One also imbibed a tasty appley beverage with much gusto and, later, one urinated like a diabetic racehorse which has consumed a hundredweight of lubricated diuretics. One does this for one’s kin. Oh, the vexation one must bring to oneself, why must one inconvenience oneself when one could take and endless sabbatical at one’s pleasure.”

To reed more go two:

http://duncanmitty.wordpress.com

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3 Responses to “Duncan Mitty Gives us a Pepys at his Diary”

  1. The Real WillRobbo Says:

    Duncan Oldham is an anagram of:

    Human and cold

    Quite descriptive, eh?

  2. LSM Says:

    Duncan Oldham is also and anagram of:

    nacho mud-land

  3. Alan Says:

    Duncan Oldham is also a fat prick


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