Welcome to Koptalk.coN

Dunk’s probably in his element that two of his favourite teams have visited Anfield in the space of just days.

After deciding to hide most of his site from the onlooking eyes of those who are investigating him (as if a thirty quid fee would stop them) there’s little need to tell you what happens at Koptalk in many ways. However we don’t want anyone hoodwinked into joining, so let’s see what he’s saying on the ten-grand-a-year server that hosts about a dozen pages.

WELCOME TO KOPTALK.COM

(Photo taken from over the fence at Melwood).

Pennant returns – Riise plays in 5-a-side match + more from inside! (LIAR. Inside? Oldham you are now the proud owner of industrial-strength ladders and scaffolding and that’s what you use to peer over the fence at Melwood. It’s from the outside looking in – not from inside. You are misleading readers in an attempt to secure some members. Again – you are lying.)

LIVERPOOL 2-0 NEWCASTLE

Liverpool secured a 2-0 victory against visitors Newcastle United on Wednesday evening. Dirk Kuyt celebrated by scoring his first goal for the club and Xabi Alonso followed up with an amazing goal scored from inside his own half –>> (Links to reports cut and pasted from the websites of the newspapers. Or the first two paragraphs to be accurate, which is quite acceptable – an improvement on the wholesale theft of articles which is what the case was with Koptalk before this blog came along. Unfortunately he still insists on publishing the full gossip column from the BBC, including the bits that mention The S*n. Under those pages he writes, “The above content is prepared by BBC Sport. We are unable to edit it.” Well if that’s so how come you can edit the pages from the other papers? LIAR.)

LATEST LFC NEWS

Log-in for the very latest LFC news around the clock. (It’s not “around the clock” as in “all the time all around the clock” – it’s just that the random nature of the site means that you cut and paste at various times of the day. It can be days between items, so don’t mislead people.) We don’t just have news, we have numerous discussion forums for die-hard, mature Reds which are moderated 24/7 to ensure a sensible atmosphere. (The 24/7 moderation is purely to stop people pointing out to other members the truth about Koptalk. It wasn’t 24/7 before this blog came along. And the discussion forums are all slow-moving, with most threads started by Koptalk to try and get people talking. In short – they’re crap.) You won’t be subjected to abuse on our forums, nor will you have to endure rival fans. (Very few forums make anyone “endure” rival fans – but they do accept fans of other clubs if they are sensible. Dunk likes to direct “rival fans” to his spursarmy.coN and upthetoon.coN sites. Or at least he did prior to the start of this blog, since when he’s dumped those other sites. Even though Steve was set to “interview” people for the job of editor for the Spurs site this summer! Bullshit of course.) Thousands of members have already joined (how many are left though Dunk? I’ve not seen more than 120 users online at one time in the past month, and the average is around 80, even at “peak” times. “Thousands of members have already joined but have since left, feeling disillusioned or angry” would be more accurate) and we’d love you to support us by signing-up. We’re confident you won’t regret it. (We’re confident you WILL regret it. Most have.)

LFC V SPURS – LIVE

This match should be available to watch online (free). Our members should be able to educate you as to how to tune in but such info may not be available until Saturday. The game is live on various satellite networks including ART and Canal+ Norway etc. Any free satellite feeds that we discover we will post accordingly. Select WATCH LIVERPOOL in the left-hand column or use the appropriate link below.

Members… | Non Members…

There’s the one – the big draw for people – free football. It’s still used as a way of selling memberships at £30 a pop. Well look what you get once again. THE SAME LINK AS EVERY OTHER WEEK. Somebody else’s website. “Tullimore” (who may be an alias, we’ll see) starts off asking the question that gets the feeds brought into conversation on the site…

Tullimore
Gold Member
Reged: Aug 23 2006
Posts: 25
Loc: Co. Armagh, N.Ireland
Liverpool vs Tottenham (Any Links Yet)
#1652629 – Fri Sep 22 2006 06:48 AM Reply Quote

Hi,
Anyone heard of any links yet for the Liverpool vs Tottenham live online. Would appreciate some direction. Thanks!
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Smoove
The Bouncer

Reged: Jan 21 2006
Posts: 180
Loc: New York
Re: Liverpool vs Tottenham (Any Links Yet) [Re: Tullimore]
#1652630 – Fri Sep 22 2006 06:51 AM Reply Quote

Check the Gold Club/ Video & Audio Clips

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Mohan
Gold Member
Reged: Aug 11 2006
Posts: 22
Loc: Dresden, Germany

Re: Liverpool vs Tottenham (Any Links Yet) [Re: Smoove]
#1653226 – Fri Sep 22 2006 06:41 PM Reply Quote

You will find the link in here before the match
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akaaron Gold Member
Reged: May 29 2005
Posts: 33
Loc: Alaska, USA
Re: Liverpool vs Tottenham (Any Links Yet) [Re: Mohan]
#1653372 – Fri Sep 22 2006 09:18 PM

http://www.myp2p.eu
check that on match day and it will have all the links you need.
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Mohan
Gold Member
Reged: Aug 11 2006
Posts: 22
Loc: Dresden, Germany
Re: Liverpool vs Tottenham (Any Links Yet) [Re: akaaron]
#1653679 – Sat Sep 23 2006 08:55 AM Reply Quote

LINK http://www.myp2p.eu/Matches/Match1.htm

I do recommend Setanta since the quality is much more better then others
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Now Mohan is someone I’ve had my eye on for a while. It’s not just Dunk who has a “watchlist”. Whilst he’s keeping an eye on members to see if they are going to make him look an arse on his own forums, I’m looking for the aliases Dunk uses to make himself look an arse on his own forums all by himself.

Mohan is one of Dunk’s aliases.

There are others I’ve been watching, but I’m now pretty certain that Mohan is one of them. He is using the username “Mohan” to post information on feeds so that he is fulfilling (he thinks) his claims on his sign-up page about providing said feeds. He’s not going to post under his own name though, instead preferring to either post as DunkenStein (ST3) or as NJRED. Now you can add “MOHAN” to that list.

Mohan joined quite recently –

Member # 9345
Name Rajamohan
Title Gold Member
Total Posts 22
Homepage
Occupation Engineer
Hobbies Football
Location Dresden, Germany
Bio
ICQ Number
Registered on Fri Aug 11 2006 05:38 PM

Just at the very start of the season. He’s posted 22 times since then. His name seems to “Rajamohan” – perhaps there’s meant to be spaces in between some of those letters, with Mohan being his last name.

His first post, three days after joining, was innocent enough. Broken English, but also either too lazy to press “shift”. He knows that caps are needed for “Chelsea” but not “I” or “Liverpool”…

Mohan Gold Member
Reged: Aug 11 2006
Posts: 22
Loc: Dresden, Germany
Re: Chelsea v Liverpool online [Re: ste_gallagher]
#1603947 – Mon Aug 14 2006 06:44 PM Reply Quote

Do anyone know where i can get reply of liverpool Vs Chelsea match or the two goal
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Then on August 20th there’s a bit of a post, one of very few in fact, where he joins in one of the normal threads. It’s an opportunity for him (the homophobic Dunk) to criticise Lampard for non-footballing reasons.

Mohan Gold Member
Reged: Aug 11 2006
Posts: 22
Loc: Dresden, Germany
Re: Are *all* of Lampard’s goals deflections? [Re: wezo23]
#1613352 – Sun Aug 20 2006 08:20 PM Reply Quote

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he is gay thats why

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WE WILL REIGN AGAIN
GOD IS BACK
FOWLERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

you right on the spot mate…he is a gay.

Edited by Mohan (Sun Aug 20 2006 08:21 PM)
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Also on 20th August he’s posting this…

Mohan Gold Member
Reged: Aug 11 2006
Posts: 22
Loc: Dresden, Germany
Re: Man Utd V Fulham [Re: tufty]
#1613358 – Sun Aug 20 2006 08:30 PM Reply

Most of them leave the Stadium even before 90min, that what you call “fans”
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A month later and pretty much all of his other posts have been in the feeds threads. He’s gone from not knowing where to find feeds to actually being the main person who posts the details. After paying thirty quid to join so that he could get the info on the feeds, he’s now the one providing them. Except he didn’t pay of course – he’s Dunk. And Dunk – why are you telling people to do this next thing when it’s banned from being done on your own forums…

Mohan Gold Member
Reged: Aug 11 2006
Posts: 22
Loc: Dresden, Germany
Re: Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline [Re: pr0ners]
#1651125 – Wed Sep 20 2006 09:08 PM Reply Quote

I always try to open two windows together so that I won’t miss any goal if one of the windows is buffering. This in case Satanta and Guandong
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Something that isn’t illegal is to tell people which legitimate TV stations are showing the games. I can tell you that today’s Spurs game is on Sky, but that’s no use to anyone overseas who’ll be happier to know if their flavour of Canal+ or ESPN is showing the game. Then again, if they’ve got the channels they can probably find out for themselves. Dunk’s happy to provide this info under his own name though seeing as it’s legal; there’s no need to hide behind one of his fantasy names. He did this on Wednesday for the Newcastle game, but his fantasy names were there shortly after with the dodgy info…

Dunk
KopTalk Daddy
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Posts: 10400
Loc: KOPTALK
Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline
#1648641 – Mon Sep 18 2006 01:40 PM Reply Quote

ART 4 and Canal+ Norway etc will be showing the game live.

The game will be shown online also. Details will be added here accordingly no doubt

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SenorButch Gold Member
Reged: Sep 19 2006
Posts: 5
Re: Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline [Re: Dunk]
#1650061 – Tue Sep 19 2006 11:41 PM Reply Quote

any news on where to watch the game tomorrow (SenorButch – 5 posts, joined Sept 19th, easy to see what made him shell out 30 quid. Either another poor bastard ripped off by fatty or another alias of fatty. I’ve just added him to my “watchlist”!)
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Mohan
Gold Member
Reged: Aug 11 2006
Posts: 22
Loc: Dresden, Germany

Re: Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline [Re: SenorButch]
#1650249 – Wed Sep 20 2006 10:02 AM Reply Quote
Online
LINK (See – Mohan, first with the link for the Newcastle game).
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RomBarber
Gold Member
Reged: Sep 15 2006
Posts: 3
Re: Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline [Re: Mohan]
#1650794 – Wed Sep 20 2006 04:36 PM Reply Quote

New Member Help please…I have downloaded pplive etc should it just be a question of hitting one of the play buttons from the links come 8 oclock or do I need to do anything else just dont want to miss any of the game if possible.. (Pretty much what I said about Senor Butch!)
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Mohan
Gold Member
Reged: Aug 11 2006
Posts: 22
Loc: Dresden, Germany
Re: Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline [Re: RomBarber]
#1650826 – Wed Sep 20 2006 05:01 PM Reply Quote

You just need click one of the link in according to pplive that you had download, everything should work find after that (Mohan’s an expert now you see.)
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MouseMan780
Gold Member
Reged: Sep 14 2006
Posts: 8
Re: Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline [Re: RomBarber]
#1650985 – Wed Sep 20 2006 07:53 PM Reply Quote

Hi Guy’s another new member, just so I know I’m on the right channel should I be watching Setanta sports, and will it just switch to the Liverpool game? (Another one – alias or really a new member? Seems a little too convenient really, so I’ll go for alias.)
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Mohan
Gold Member
Reged: Aug 11 2006
Posts: 22
Loc: Dresden, Germany
Re: Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline [Re: MouseMan780]
#1651001 – Wed Sep 20 2006 08:01 PM Reply Quote
Yup, Satanta Sport showing liverpool match. (Hardly speaks English a month ago, now using words like “Yup”.)
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Here’s a list of all of Mohan’s posts so far.

Re: Liverpool vs Tottenham (Any Links Yet) TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Sat Sep 23 2006 08:55 AM
Re: Liverpool vs Tottenham (Any Links Yet) TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Fri Sep 22 2006 06:41 PM
Re: Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Wed Sep 20 2006 09:08 PM
Re: Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Wed Sep 20 2006 08:01 PM
Re: Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Wed Sep 20 2006 05:01 PM
Re: Liverpool v Newcastle – online & offline TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Wed Sep 20 2006 10:02 AM
Re: Anyone want to go to the Galatasaray match with me? Executive Lounge – 1st floor Mohan Mon Sep 18 2006 08:00 PM
Re: Chelsea v Liverpool TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Sun Sep 17 2006 12:39 PM
Re: Chelsea v Liverpool TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Sun Sep 17 2006 08:43 AM
Re: Everton v Liverpool TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Sat Sep 09 2006 09:00 AM
Re: Everton v Liverpool TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Fri Sep 08 2006 08:05 PM
Re: Liverpool – West Ham TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Sat Aug 26 2006 01:51 PM
Re: Liverpool – West Ham TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Sat Aug 26 2006 01:06 PM
Liverpool – West Ham TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Wed Aug 23 2006 08:05 PM
Re: Maccabi Haifa online TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Tue Aug 22 2006 08:16 PM
Re: Maccabi Haifa online TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Tue Aug 22 2006 08:07 PM
Re: Maccabi Haifa online TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Tue Aug 22 2006 07:48 PM
Re: Man Utd V Fulham Executive Lounge – 2nd floor Mohan Sun Aug 20 2006 08:30 PM
Re: Are *all* of Lampard’s goals deflections? Executive Lounge – 2nd floor Mohan Sun Aug 20 2006 08:20 PM
Re: Are *all* of Lampard’s goals deflections? Executive Lounge – 2nd floor Mohan Sun Aug 20 2006 06:05 PM
Re: Sheff Utd vs Liverpool, Live on TV TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Sat Aug 19 2006 12:18 PM
Re: Chelsea v Liverpool online TV / Sat / Online Coverage Mohan Mon Aug 14 2006 06:44 PM

Pretty much all of them have been about feeds. Except for a couple in August, and one on Monday that might stand out. That was in this thread…

ST3 KopTalk Editor
Reged: Sep 12 2003
Posts: 8191
Anyone want to go to the Galatasaray match with me?
#1648680 – Mon Sep 18 2006 02:11 PM Reply

Dunk’s given me four tickets for the match and I have one spare. I’m taking a couple of mates and I was going to take a lass I know with me but he vetoed it saying that would be a waste of a ticket

What I thought was maybe I could take one of the members from here? You don’t have to pay for the ticket! Dunk says he will give us some money to dine out which from experience this will mean a couple of pints and/or some chips and gravy!!!

Would anyone like to go? I can meet you outside the ground and if you have to travel some distance I’m sure I can get some petrol money for you!

If interested just reply to this thread and if I manage to get more than one interested person we’ll perform a draw.

You do not have to be male to enter

(Wed 27 Sept)
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ST3
KopTalk Editor
Reged: Sep 12 2003
Posts: 8191
Re: Anyone want to go to the Galatasaray match with me? [Re: Sean_Ell_Eff_Cee]
#1648702 – Mon Sep 18 2006 02:27 PM Reply

Quote:

Too fackin slow I was

We’ll do a draw for people who enter
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What a treat. Go to the game with DunkenStein. Will it happen? The draw of course will be watched by an impartial observer. Of course it will. Won’t it? A few days later….

ST3 KopTalk Editor
Reged: Sep 12 2003
Posts: 8191
Winner of the Gala draw
#1653251 – Fri Sep 22 2006 06:58 PM Reply Quote

I performed a draw at HQ today and the winner is:

muaddibalonso

Please contact me by email steve@koptalk.com so we can make arrangements for the match.

Chips and gravy on the Big Man

I need to know that you can definitely make the match a.s.a.p. – thanks to all who entered. Sorry you didn’t win but we’ll do some more of these this season! (So it wasn’t watched by an impartial observer. And so also we now add the name “muaddibalonso” to our watch list. Well let’s face it – do you really think DunkenStein will trust just anyone to go to a game with him?)
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muaddibalonso Gold Member
Reged: Apr 05 2006
Posts: 509
Loc: Edinburgh, Scotland
Re: Winner of the Gala draw [Re: TheRedDragon]
#1653542 – Fri Sep 22 2006 11:47 PM Reply Quote

YOU GUYS THIS IS ACTUALLY AMAZING…was out with the gf when steve called…and i looked at my mobile like wtf whos number is this?! SO i answered it and steve goes, hi this is steve…i immediately thought it was my gf’s ex bf i was thinking, why is this [oops] calling me…then he says its steve from koptalk…first thought was WTF why is this [oops] calling me… justr playing, my gf is actually annoyted because i was jumping around and she thought something was wrong…told about 8000000000 people at the pub…[oops] ace…you guys have made me so happy and im not even there yet!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!!

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Do I need to comment on muaddiblalonso’s post? We’re looking forward to the photos though of course.

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11 Responses to “Welcome to Koptalk.coN”

  1. instance Says:

    why don’t you ask him

  2. Ron Nasty Says:

    If you want to watch games go to http://www.myp2p.eu/Matches/Match10.htm they have links all over the place. No need to pay out.

  3. Daz Says:

    I saw steve stood around with another kid near the club shop before the galatasaray game. I’m not saying this is evidence that a koptalk comp has actually produced a genuine winner (highly unlikely if you ask me), but have to say I was slightly surprised to see a KT representative anywhere near anfield on a match day. Knowing the potential for hassle, I don’t think I’d bother.

  4. Armchairkopite Says:

    Total and utter conman

  5. Hansi Says:

    This muaddibalonso is still posting:

    [i]
    #73184 – 12/01/07 12:58 AM rSome tidbits to consider
    muaddibalonso muaddibalonso
    Gold Member

    Registered: 06/04/06
    Posts: 647
    Loc: Edinburgh, Scotland Ever since i went to the galatasa game with steve at anfield ( thanks again dunk/steve that was FRICKIN AWESOME) I have kept quiet on the posting side. So apart from the usual negative attitude and our fickle nature of YAY WE WON to [oops] WE LOST i think things are actually not too bad.

    We lost two games to arsenal, embarassingly both times, in two different cups. Had this been in the league, people would have been asking for rafa’s head. The FA cup is not something you want to lose, but we did…oh well get over it. The carling cup, look at the team that was played, enough said. Look at dudek’s playing…enough said.

    It is better to lose two games VERY BADLY than four games 1-0. This will kick the teams arses a bit more and they won’t want the risk of another loss where as if it had been 1-0 four times, the lads might think they are just on the wrong end of lady luck…

    The left side…garcia out ( were boned IMO) gonzalez out for a bit (not as bad a loss but he was starting to fill the left side and play a bit better). So who plays on the left, warnock/riise? do we have warnock? is he fit? Gerrard?

    What formation do we use? 3-5-2? 4-5-1?

    For those people who detest changing the squad around, this will be a time for you to stand by your beliefs as rafa won’t have that many options to play with garcia and gonza out…

    Lads, i know this is long, i know it’s boring and i suck at posting, but keep your head up high for we have just walked through the storm and are emerging on the other side
    [/i]

  6. laurence Says:

    i wanna watch lfc v newcastle 4 free but i cant

  7. Karl Says:

    Hi,

    just in case you want to find out if Mohan really is who he says he is. I noticed he is in Dresden. I’m reasonably fluent in German having spent the last 4 years in Hamburg. Who ever logs into Koptalk is free to use this simple dialogue in German

    Moin, moin Mohan

    Wie geht’s dir. Ich habe gemerkt dass du aus Dresden kommst und dachte dass ich eine Nachricht an dir schicken sollte. Es ist kaum zu Glauben dass es andere Liverpool Fans aus Deutschland gibt aber für mich ist es besser weil mein English ist eigentlich schlecht und es wäre besser wenn ich über LFC auf Deutsch reden könnte.

    Hast das Spiel gegen Tottenham gesehen. Wir haben so schlect gespielt. Torres hat uns schon wieder gerettet aber uns auf ihn immer zu verlassen ist nicht zu erwarten.

    Gruß

    Name!!!!

    If you try this send me an e-mail and I’ll give you a translation of what I have said. Maybe you can catch him out.

    Good luck. Keep up the good work.

    YNWA

  8. 1892 Insider Says:

    Thanks, Karl, but this was over a year ago! 🙂

  9. john butcher Says:

    im senorbutch, and im most certainly not dunk, just wanted to set th record straight

  10. Koptalk Outsider Says:

    Hi senorbutch
    I can see this was written a short time after you joined koptalk, and was probably just a huch from II based on the few posts you had made. We now know you’re not Dunk 🙂

    Good to see you’re switching sites btw.


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