Dunk’s been going mental with made up lies this past few days. With him being the starter of 90% of the posts on the insider site (watches tumbleweed passing by), we thought we’d give you a roundup of the ramblings of a madman.
Oldham has been up a ladder all day peering over the walls of Melwood, desperate for that insider exclusive that he’s been dreaming of for the past 7 years. Nothing yet though, so apart from watching a few players train, he’ll have a few stabs in the dark, hoping that one hits its target.
Lucas Neill deal 90% done
#1627059 – 30/08/06 08:25 PM Reply Quote
The deal is 90% complete. It should be resolved overnight.
RP is still in the office, RB has gone home.
Why not 99.9% Dunk? That’s your magic number. This deal is going ahead before the deadline, whether Neill buys out his contract or not, no need to be a rocket scientist to figure that out.
It didn’t go down too well with Bolo when I asked him if he was interested in Spurs! I thought he was gonna smack me one. He was furious. Said it was all bull… I’ve upset a few people in my time but this was a corker
Shame he didn’t smack you one fat boy, it would have put a smile on our faces. And if he knew you started the rumours yesterday then he probably wouldn’t have thought twice.
#1627119 – 30/08/06 09:08 PM Reply Quote
Momo was running and doing stretch exercises today. He worked at a steady pace alone during the late session. He looked very well and showed no obvious signs of injury. He covered a lot of distance on his various jogs. He didn’t train with the ball.
He probably also thought, “Who’s that fat c*nt up the ladder taking photographs? Security!”
Update from Melwood
#1626856 – 30/08/06 04:40 PM Reply Quote
Diao is packing his jeep with his stuff (!), Kromkamp and Zenden are present so too are Fowler, Warnock, Aurelio etc.
I will know if anyone of interest arrives.
Maybe the crooked gateman will let him know. No, didn’t think so. Obviously no one of interest arrived then.
Celtic and Kromkamp
#1625551 – 29/08/06 06:52 PM Reply Quote
Internet rumours suggest that Celtic may be in for the player who could leave before Thursday’s deadline.
It’s only gossip… roll on Friday I say
He posted this yesterday, but it’s very relevant because what is suppost to be his record summer for signups has turned in to a nightmare. So the ‘roll on Friday’ comment must have come with gritted teeth. Thanks to the exposing of his lies on the blog the summer has been a monumental disaster, and at the current rate he’ll need to start thinking about getting a real job before the summer is out. But what job could the loon from the toon actually be capable of doing? Maybe the time is right to start work again on his Newcastle, Spurs and Nottingham Forest websites.