Duncan gets his wallet out again. No, not his real one.

One of the biggest days at Anfield in weeks saw Liverpool sign Jermaine Pennant. Where’s all Dunk’s photos? Where are all the videos? (Apart from the ones he nicked from Sky – maybe somebody would like to send an email to corporate.communications@bskyb.com and corp.responsibility@bskyb.com to check if it’s ok for him to put every snippet involving LFC on his site. Even if it is for 48 hours only.) We expected so much from Koptalk from days like today, what with all the money he spent on his new video camera, the easy access to Liverpool FC he gets from his house and personal gateman at Melwood (he’s not mentioned that for a while) and of course his many contacts at the club.

Actually, we didn’t expect anything. He’ll not move to the North West of England, never mind move across the road from Melwood. He’ll not get footage with his video camera other than his back-yard fire-lighting and his own moments of wearing drag pretending to be Katie.  (He’s promised us a photo of “Katie” once the new Adidas shirts are delivered to him. So he says. And did you know, he didn’t order the shirts for himself off his own affiliate link to Kitbag, he tried to order off the official site?) In fact that means he finally has got a contact at Anfield – the person from the online shop who sticks the shirts in the post for him.

Even the “Koptalk Photographer” hasn’t sent Duncan any photos yet. And Duncan’s not got any of his photos on his front page now either. Perhaps Mr Rawcliffe read our email and put Duncan straight. We’ll keep an eye on things for now.

Now for some Duncan Oldham comedy. He’s talking to himself again – but that’s not the funny bit…

wallet
Silver Member
Reged: Jul 22 2004
Posts: 459
Latest update..
#1571598 – Wed Jul 26 2006 04:30 PM

Hi

Sorry, I found myself “locked out” for the last 3 days. Steve, if you’re reading this, thanks for sorting that out.

I obviously haven’t been able to read any threads so if i’m repeating any information then apologies in advance.

1. Alves – Rafa made a decision while in Spain to put this transfer on hold. The price is too high, the budget he has too low and we haven’t sold enough players to raise the desired funds for his final 2 transfers. However, he hasn’t given up hope in bringing Alves to Liverpool. From what I’ve been told this signing will happen in the future. When??

2. Pennant, Rafas second choice will sign instead / too!!

3. The remainder of the transfer budget will be used on a striker. Rafa is now looking at 2 options, the first being Kuyt and the other being Klose which was a bit of a surprise to me. Kuyt will be approx £2.5 more expensive but is a few years younger. A bid for Kuyt is expected later today which Parry believes is fair.

4. Dudek will leave the club this window to raise funds. He was informed last night that Carson would be the clubs no.2 and was being offered a new long term deal. He took it like a professional and wants to get the best fee he can for Liverpool. Top bloke..
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Dunk    KopTalk Daddy
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Loc: KOPTALK
Re: Latest update.. [Re: wallet]
#1571601 – Wed Jul 26 2006 04:31 PM
HA HA HA… they locked you out? Classic

Sorry mate, I was unaware.
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wallet
Silver Member
Reged: Jul 22 2004
Posts: 459
Re: Latest update.. [Re: Dunk]
#1571617 – Wed Jul 26 2006 04:36 PM
Yeah, I can see the funny side now. I wouldn’t mind but I got a call on Monday and I was busting to post re the Klose news!! That was a bit out of left field..

In any case Dunk, Steve was a gent and sorted it all out today! You’ve got a nice staff working for you there..
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wallet
Silver Member
Reged: Jul 22 2004
Posts: 459
Re: Latest update.. [Re: RichWilks]
#1571646 – Wed Jul 26 2006 04:44 PM

From what I’ve been told Rafa will not give up on Alves. It will either happen once / if we get investment or in the next windows. He wants to join us so the price should drop as his contract runs down. I see it like the Agger situation last summer. Now might be a good time to find a bookie as with Pennant signing the odds should soar..
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wallet
Silver Member
Reged: Jul 22 2004
Posts: 459
Re: Latest update.. [Re: mazchauhan]
#1571679 – Wed Jul 26 2006 04:59 PM 

ha ha, can you imagine my frustration?? I usually make the calls but my contact was in Spain so I decided to leave it until he called me on Monday!! All this information with nobody to tell…apart from my PA who feigned an interest and only knew of Klose as she had Germany in our fantasy football comp..
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Good one Dunk.  Pretending that even “wallet” got locked out. You are “wallet” – you wouldn’t ban yourself. Well actually you probably would, you’re daft enough and paranoid enough.

Just a very quick overview from me of how I recall the last two days’ of activity involving Liverpool and transfers.

Tuesday morning, Daily Mirror, David Maddock, LFC have bid accepted for Pennant.

Tuesday lunchtime, Liverpool Echo, Chris Bascombe, LFC will put in £5million bid in for Pennant.

Tuesday evening, PA Sport, staff reporters, LFC have had £6.2m bid accepted (claim sources close to Birmingham).

Wednesday. All day. Liverpool actually are having talks with Pennant and his agent, Sky Sports News spot the pair at Anfield. Sky Sports report Pennant having medical at around 11am.
Wednesday 5pm – LFC official site announce Pennant has signed.

(Apologies if I’ve missed anything or got the order wrong, that’s just off the top off my head).

So at 4.30pm this evening I think it’s pretty safe to say that everybody watching Sky or reading the main websites on the net knew that it was just a matter of time before Pennant signed. The fact he was at Anfield was proof enough that Liverpool weren’t likely to be signing Alves in this transfer window.

So after a whole day of no real official news from Anfield, Dunk gets bored and sticks his “wallet” update on.

1. Alves – Rafa made a decision while in Spain to put this transfer on hold. The price is too high, the budget he has too low and we haven’t sold enough players to raise the desired funds for his final 2 transfers. However, he hasn’t given up hope in bringing Alves to Liverpool. From what I’ve been told this signing will happen in the future. When?? (Ah – the old ‘this is a long way off’ nonsense. If Liverpool can’t agree a deal now then nobody can use words like “will” – unless a deal like the one for Cisse has been struck.)
2. Pennant, Rafas second choice will sign instead / too!!
(No kidding! Really? B-b-b-but how did you know this?)
3. The remainder of the transfer budget will be used on a striker. Rafa is now looking at 2 options, the first being Kuyt and the other being Klose which was a bit of a surprise to me. Kuyt will be approx £2.5 more expensive but is a few years younger. A bid for Kuyt is expected later today which Parry believes is fair.
(The remainder of the budget will be used on a striker.  No! Again I am astounded at your knowledge. I’d not read any such things in anywhere else. Such inside knowledge can’t be questioned.)
4. Dudek will leave the club this window to raise funds. He was informed last night that Carson would be the clubs no.2 and was being offered a new long term deal. He took it like a professional and wants to get the best fee he can for Liverpool. Top bloke..
(Again, I am astounded. I hadn’t read the story of Carson getting a new contract on many other websites well before this wonderful piece of exclusive revelations from the inner sanctum at Anfield. I take my hat off to you. (Not a Sun hat BTW). I don’t know how you do it.)

Oh yes Duncan, you seem to be getting your sites mixed up. You are a season ticket holder at Newcastle. Your local paper is the Newcastle equivalent of the Echo (the Chronicle?). You have a website, upthetoon.coN. Well, you did, until we told the people who you’d stolen the forum software from to keep an eye on you. Some people say this is OK, some don’t. Some say as a businessman you are allowed to have websites of as many clubs as you like. No need to dispute that here – just stop giving your Liverpool fans all the Newcastle transfer news.  You should read the comments left on this site. I left some, pointing out that ALL the news stories on Google News on searching for Mr Klose were related to….

Newcastle United.

Duncan, you are more than a liar. You are a lazy liar. A lazy, lousy liar.

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21 Responses to “Duncan gets his wallet out again. No, not his real one.”

  1. Bob Says:

    So Dudek is going this transfer window but they have let him keep the number 1 shirt?

    Try again fat boy.

  2. DuffMan Says:

    Bob, as much as I hate Dunk everyone knows that Dudek is leaving, otherwise Carson would not have signed a new 5 year contract.

    Its pretty much common knowledge

  3. univofchicago Says:

    let me just add that “Elisha_Scott” of ynwa, along with Mr Maddock of the Mirror, was the first in with the Pennant news.

  4. The Oracle Says:

    And remember, for £30 you get all this “insider” news….

    News which I had read about way before I had read “wallet’s” post.

    Surely, for £30 Dunk should be the first one to post this information, not wait until EVERYONE ELSE has reported this news, and then tell you what’s happening!!

    Oldham = conman

  5. Right Insider Says:

    Just to let you all know that I took an hour out of my time today to send the following to Fatty…

    1) A brochure for a Craftmatic bed
    2) A Persil ball for putting in his washing machine
    3) A brochure for a hearing aid
    4) A brochure for plastic surgery
    5) A free brochure on how to deal with constipation.

    They’ve all been sent to:

    Mrs Duncan Oldham, PO Box 556, WALLSEND, NE28 7WZ, ENGLAND.

    Hope he enjoys em.

    Right Insider

  6. fat_boy_fat Says:

    The ironic thing about point 1 Rupert is that last week i was watching that bbc1 programme Rogue Traders (KT) and it was about the methods and lies Craftmatic use to sell their beds.
    Anyway they had secret cameras and it showed their salesmen (oldham) putting the old and vulnerable people (overseas fans and young ones) under pressure to buy the bed.
    Also they tell them lies (KT and Oldham again) about the bed, e.g it helps your heart and shit, but they had a indpendent view (this blog) saying that the claims that craftmatic make and total lies and not proven.

    They start at a price if around FOUR GRAND and pester the poor people into buying, eventually after 3 hours the salesman gets on the blower to his boss and reduces the price by about 30%.

    The point is they use smoke and mirrors and target the vulnerable and niave to sell their produts too. They make out that their product is the best and you should not be without it and if you are without it your a fool. Also people who says it does not work are stupid and dont know the facts! ………………………. Sounds familiar.
    One thing you are good at Oldham is being a CON MAN!!!!!!!!!!

    OLDHAM listen to me……… you know what im going to say dont you……………. YOUR GETTING BROUGHT DOWN FROM THE INSIDE FATTY!!!!!!!!

  7. univofchicago Says:

    Fat_boy_Fat:

    Is “right insider” rupert? I thought they were different people….

  8. Chunky Says:

    The Klose story is pure fiction.

  9. fat_boy_fat Says:

    Just to clear up, aint sure if my last post has gone on because my connection went down as i clicked submit.

    I naturally presumed a post like that was from rupert. Didnt bother to look at the name.
    Even rupert would admit thats the kind of quality stuff he does 😉

    Sorry right insider. 🙂 and sorry again for any confusion 🙂

  10. rupertinsider Says:

    One of the other little curiosities in this fine mess Oldham seems to have got himself into, is that he was saying a couple of weeks ago, that David Maddock of the Mirror was a member of his Gold Club.

    I said it was not true and wrote to David Maddock to inform him about that bit of slander.

    If any proof was needed Oldham just gave it. David Maddock scooped all other journalists with Jermaine signing. Yet there was not a peep of it in the Gold Club – just some incoherent ramblings by johnny_h about LFC and Birmingham squablbing over Pongolle, in part exchange. OK, Maddock would hav to give it to the Mirror first, but don’t you think it would have been in his interest, too, to tip off Fatty so Fatty could prove his links with “respected journalsits” and point his worldwide readership to the Mirror?

    Oldham is caught out in more lies – Maddock is not a member of his GC – Oldham hadn’t got a clue about when and if and what terms the Jermaine deal was going through.

    He would have been better off just linking to the Mirror instead of putting on another Punch and Judy show in his Gold Club.

    No wonder he locked himself out for three days.

  11. rupertinsider Says:

    No “right inside” is not rupert. Right inside introduced himself some time ago.

  12. txtoto Says:

    Just out of curiosity, what did the “wallet” post in the past?,because i remember him (surely FAT CON) predicting all sorts of transfers and deals.

  13. Ian Randyman Says:

    Johnny H is the only poster with info. He posted this week saying we dont want Kuyt. As for Klose, thats pure crap!

    I could have written the Wallets post today, its guesswork.

    The best one I think is the point 2
    “Pennant, Rafas 2nd choice will sign instead/too!!!”

    Covering his ass incase Johnny H’s orignal prediction is right. For those who missed it Johnny predicted that our ins would be

    Alves,Aimar,Pennant,Aurelio,Gonzalez,Pauletta and Defoe

  14. rupertinsider Says:

    He also posted that Pongolle was to be part of an exchange deal for Pennant and they were sqaubbling over the value to put on him.

  15. chapeau du soleil Says:

    donaldlp
    Gold Member

    Reged: 06/05/06
    Posts: 231
    Loc: USA

    Wish I could claim reports like that after players had signed!
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    heh a decent change from the “thanks for the great info” bollocks that people feel compelled to put after every made up/copied post

  16. ba75 Says:

    Another ban on the way 🙂

  17. paidupbut lockedout Says:

    At about five yesterday, the top 5 Top Stories on SewsNow were all from Koptalk.

    What’s that all about ? is there some link worth investigating there ?

    At the moment – it’s only the top three!

  18. DammRed Says:

    Does anyone remember the VIP club on the old KT a few years back?

    You paid a tenner or thereabouts and basically it was to support the site but you would get ‘extra’. Lasted about 10 minutes and most people (me included) never claimed a refund or anything!

  19. Koptalksucks.com Says:

    This just confirms Dunk is “wallet”.

    Would Dunk really ban a genuine member who has inside info whether he had paid his subs or not? No he wouldn’t. So there is noway in hell that “wallet” (If he was a genuine member would ever be banned). Sounds like a load of shit from Mr Oldham.

  20. univofchicago Says:

    hats off to “donaldlp” who is, like everyone else, starting to realize that fatty has NO INSIDE SOURCES.

  21. Bob Says:

    “So Dudek is going this transfer window but they have let him keep the number 1 shirt?

    Try again fat boy. ”

    Looks like I was right and yet again Fatty is wrong. Carson has just gone on loan which means unless we sign a new keeper as cover, Dudek is pretty much staying.


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