Iron is missed and someone's got a wig on.

A lot of people asking what’s happened to Anfield Iron.

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FAO Anfield Iron
#1562410 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:00 PM

Sort out your problems and get back on here
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Re: FAO Anfield Iron [Re: rnm]
#1562419 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:02 PM

he has already gone
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Re: FAO Anfield Iron [Re: The_Milkman]
#1562423 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:02 PM

you never know are you next milky?

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Re: FAO Anfield Iron [Re: rnm]
#1562425 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:03 PM

Whatever it is, I hope it all works out quickly for him,.

Top Bloke and will be missed.

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Re: FAO Anfield Iron [Re: rnm]
#1562427 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:03 PM

no
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Re: FAO Anfield Iron [Re: The_Milkman]
#1562434 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:05 PM

Iron….come back!!!
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Re: FAO Anfield Iron [Re: tomasjj]
#1562439 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:06 PM  

you’re right he will be sadly mist

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Re: FAO Anfield Iron [Re: rnm]
#1562451 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:08 PM

He will be back in his own time.
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#1562453 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:09 PM

does that mean that the NHS clocked on to all his posts during working hours?
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Re: FAO Anfield Iron [Re: rnm]
#1562456 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:10 PM

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does that mean that the NHS clocked on to all his posts during working hours?

as has said in another thread he has stuff going on so wont be on here for a while.

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Re: FAO Anfield Iron [Re: JD]
#1562466 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:14 PM

Quote:

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does that mean that the NHS clocked on to all his posts during working hours?

as has said in another thread he has stuff going on so wont be on here for a while.

G has asked Dunk/Ste to delete his account and all info that KT has on him. He will not be returning in the near future.
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Re: FAO Anfield Iron [Re: The_Milkman]
#1562469 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:14 PM     

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G has asked Dunk/Ste to delete his account and all info that KT has on him. He will not be returning in the near future.

Bugger
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Re: FAO Anfield Iron [Re: The_Milkman]
#1562479 – Fri Jul 21 2006 04:17 PM

well up to him whatever he does and not really for you to be telling everyone that.

People can email him if they so wish still and he will email people still no doubt to say how he is doing.
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Tom left a comment on an earlier post about what’s happened to Anfield Iron.

After that, it will no doubt lighten the mood to have another of Duncan’s unintended comedy moments. He tries, I’ll give him that.

He posted a video of Steve’s “new toy” – the thing he was calling Prozac earlier in the week. It’s some sort of whiteboard, but it’s green and has a football pitch marked on it. He got Steve to stand at that board, pretending to be working out tactics. He got his mum to stand at another thing on the wall, no idea what – some kind of year-planner? Then he got another person to stand just in front of the camera. After filming Steve for around 10 to 12 seconds he zooms back out to a wider shot of the office, the video cuts out just after. Here’s a still from the end of the video.

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And here’s Dunk talking about it.

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Re: Steve’s new toy [Re: Rhodri]
#1563142 – Fri Jul 21 2006 11:15 PM

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any pictures of the rest of the koptalk crew

Katie is the one in front of the camera bending down.
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Re: Steve’s new toy [Re: REDSCOUSER]
#1563144 – Fri Jul 21 2006 11:16 PM

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never mind that who’s the two mingers standing behind him..

Cheeky! That’s me mam (far end) and Katie nearest.

It’s so obviously not an 18-year-old college student called Katie stood at the front of the shot, bending over, but who is it? Has Dunk’s new camera he bought for all his coverage of Premiership games (as if he goes to matches) got a remote control and a tripod?  Or a remote control and he propped it up on a cupboard? Or is it Steve’s dad wearing the wig?

Duncan – thanks for giving me, and thousands of readers of this blog, a BIG laugh.

Nearly as big a laugh as your mention of hosting costs rising to what was it? TEN GRAND a year? You even say you  “negotiated” for that price. Judging by the visitor levels you got I’m prepared to make you an offer. I’ll do it for five grand.  Send me an email. I’ll even thrown in a scarf of any premiership club of your choosing (allow extra time for Spurs or Newcastle scarves to be delivered).

This could be funny. Will it go ahead though? Has Dunk got the bottle to allow one of his members to visit him? Will he really let us into his wonderful headquarters?

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Koptalk HQ
#1563073 – Fri Jul 21 2006 10:39 PM

Dunk I have just read your post about the changes to Koptalk. I will admit that I am a doubter but would love the opportunity to visit KopTalk HQ.

I am travelling down Newcastle way in a few weeks with my young daughters (1 & 4) and would greatly appreciate the chance to put some of my doubts to rest.

This is an honest request and perhaps some pics of us visiting on the site would help sway other doubters?

What do you say? Are you up for allowing my family and I to visit?

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Re: Koptalk HQ [Re: McWar]
#1563077 – Fri Jul 21 2006 10:40 PM
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You just want to see katie :OP

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Re: Koptalk HQ [Re: McWar]
#1563089 – Fri Jul 21 2006 10:50 PM
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If you do go Mcwar can you get Dunk to do the truffle shuffle and take pics?

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Re: Koptalk HQ [Re: McWar]
#1563091 – Fri Jul 21 2006 10:50 PM
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Anyone can come visit. You’re most welcome.

Don’t see what you can doubt personally. We’re a website, not MI5. Justification isn’t for me so I don’t think taking snaps of two young kids sat in our office will appease the enemy – sort it via Steve

JD, just gonna post a clip I’ve just filmed.

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Sorry, I’ll leave you to laugh for a little bit longer.

Finished? No? At least you’ve calmed down a little. The clip he posted so that JD could see “Katie” was the one we just spoke about. That’s all you’re going to see of “Katie” – Steve’s dad can’t get the stubble short enough.

Finally (for now) – another bit of a backfire for Dunk’s lockdown – or blogdown.

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#1562875 – Fri Jul 21 2006 08:18 PM    

If PM’s were enabled we could challenge each other… shame people can’t be trusted

We all know the real reason PMs (personal messages) were disabled don’t we? So that he can stop members telling each other about this blog – the one that doesn’t bother him. The one that made him take his forums offline for 15 minutes last week so that he could hide member’s email addresses. It used to be their choice whether they were displayed or not. Some people have suggested members should put their email addresses into one of the other fields instead so that they can be contacted. You can always set up a hotmail or gmail account for that purpose, separate from your usual email account. And if you need a Gmail invite send me an email and ask me for one – I’ll gladly send you an invite (while stocks last, but I’ve got a fair few)

Anyway – any more theories on who was wearing the wig?

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16 Responses to “Iron is missed and someone's got a wig on.”

  1. Phil T Says:

    It looks like a dodgy gay bar in there. Steve with his sleeveless shirt, and two trannies with comedy blonde wigs.

    All this in some two-bit portacabin with the rollers down so we don’t see his ‘mams’ backyard.

  2. fat_boy_fat Says:

    I reckon the wig wearing ‘thing’ is one of those blow up (exploding) dolls Del boy had left over……….ya know because his missus has left him

    What you cant see is Oldham has bits of string attached to the doll which are then tied around his 2 big toes (someone else had to rig it up for him because he cant see his toes) so he can control the movement of the blow up doll while he panned out with his camera.

    Or the only other possiblity i can think of is that a oldish female tax inspector was there, but he told here that you can only get into my shed if you wear a blonde wig (its a religish thing), a quick look through his mums drawers and the tax inspector has a wig on.
    Next while the tax inspector is looking through his filling cabinet (the dustbin on the floor) he gets this quick shot in.

    OLDHAM…………OLDHAM…………OLDHAM!!! WE ARE COMING FOR YOU OLDHAM!

  3. fat_boy_fat Says:

    Also did anyone notice that fatty seemed in a good mood yesterday?
    Probably due to the fact that his team (newcastle) signed Duff.
    What probably made it all the sweeter for him was that story that newcastle beat us to his signature. I bet you he is DESPERATE to bleat about that on KT

  4. Alan Says:

    God that actually looks like one of them man dressed up as women from the bounty advert! (the kitchen paper)

    Also, i like they way they have spelt Hyypia and Carragher wrong on their board.

    FUCKING DUMB GEORDIES

  5. lobster Says:

    is it real we went to bid for duff this week?
    fatso wrote that duff doesnt think too well of Liverpool, is that true?

  6. togga Says:

    That has got to be Danny Alves in the wig.

  7. lobster Says:

    judging by the photo, the one at the front has quite a hip, probably not a fit katie everyone (them) dream of.

  8. rupertinsider Says:

    Do you think that trailer is mobile?

    If that’s not a wig she/he should sue their hairdresser.

    Can you imagine – here is his chance to provide the photo of Katie he has promised. It would really enhance the propaganda value of this photo. She is actually there, even in the shot – but he takes the top of her head!

    The body shape is his, the hair is very wig-like, but the person also is similar, in some respects to his Ma. Another unpaid relative who needs to hide her face?

  9. univofchicago Says:

    how many members do you guys think are *genuinely* left on the gold club?

    when i mean *genuine*, members who are NOT there as aliases (us) and others who have already made up their mind about GC and won’t be
    renewing the sub when the time comes.

    a lot of members have left (tom, fagan, iron etc), but i wonder how many members would be left if we took out all the aliases…

  10. rupertinsider Says:

    The dress does not match the dress of the second photo – does he have a trannie friend?

  11. Blue Sky Says:

    Jesus christ, is this guy serious or are all these surreal things of late just some kind of weird test to see how enormously stupid things his most loyal fans are capable of believing before they fuck off?

  12. rupertinsider Says:

    I was wondering where the Toon and Spurs departments are located in that trailer or does he have other trailers?

  13. Blue Sky Says:

    Katie looks like a landed whale wearing a wig.

  14. rupertinsider Says:

    I notice a few corrections – or contradictions – on his site today.

    In his explanation of reverting to the old forum structure he says that reserves will be promoted to first team on the recommendation of mods (as long as they’re not idiots).

    But at the bottom of the same post he says: “There are tens of thousands of members so we can’t just move everyone over. Each person is moved manually. You don’t need to ask. We will just change your permissions. ”

    “Tens of thousands” and automatic “manual” transfers?

    So is the real reason for reseves that they cannot move them all over? Mods are superflusous in the process? And why manual- doesn’t he have computer programmes?

    Tens of thousands? I think our next focus should be on his membershop and users. Is there anyone out there who could comment knowledgeably about how he counts his members, users and his hits. He uses them to earn advertising fees, doesn’t he?

  15. rupertinsider Says:

    Ps He has also changed the amount of the quote for upgrading the server from 10,000 to 8,000

  16. lobster Says:

    hahahaha……i also noticed that change from 10000 to 8000…and i was wondering if my eyes play trick on me….
    king of lies and pies – del johnson aka duncan fatty oldham


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