Introducing… Koptalk Katie

kt_k-t.jpgSome more lies from Duncan Oldham for you to read. This is only a very, very minor lie. The whitest of white lies by his standards. He’s set himself up another alias, and is now pretending to be…

Koptalk Katie. Well, just Katie actually. She’s an 18-year-old he says. Poor Steve has to pretend he fancies her. She’s been promised for a couple of weeks now, and blamed for all the “lock-outs”.

We’ve got an exclusive photo of her, in Del’s car.

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Hello
#1558889 – 20/07/06 07:57 AM
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I know that this is the maybe the wrong forum to post to but I just wanted
to say hi to you all and explain why I am here.

My name is Katie and I’m working at koptalk until September on a daily
basis. When I return to college I will be moderating in the evenings and
helping out in the office at weekends.

My main role is to:-

# Maintain the membership database and keep it up to date

# Maintain the SMS membership database for the Gold Club keep and keep it up
to date

Each day I check every username against our main database. If we have no
address details for example, I then lock your account – sorry

This then prompts people to contact Steve who gets you back in again once
your profile is up to date.

The reason we have a membership database is so that if anyone calls us we
can verify they are who they say they are.

If you are locked out at any time, a quick call to Steve should see you let
back in within minutes providing everything is in order.

The only email addresses you can ever email are as follows:

support@koptalk.com
editor@koptalk.com
steve@koptalk.com
office@koptalk.info

If you ever receive an email claiming to be from us, when you hit reply,
make sure that one of those email addresses is where you are actually
sending your reply. If in doubt open a support ticket at http://www.koptalk.info or
call us.

If we need to discuss anything regarding your membership we open a support
ticket on your behalf. You will then receive an email from
support@koptalk.com

If you ever need support, do not copy all of those email addresses into your
TO:, CC:, or BCC: fields as the system will reject your email and nobody
will be able to respond.

The only address you can obtain support from is support@koptalk.com

It is best to call us if you need help because we can help you much more
quickly. Our contact details can be found on the support site at
http://www.koptalk.info

I hope you go easy on me as I’m a blond

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pacman
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Re: Hello [Re: Katie]
#1558897 – 20/07/06 08:00 AM
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I’ve just got one question If I may.

Are you fit?

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“Game well and truly over. And I hate saying that” Andy Gray after 43
minutes and 36 Seconds of the 2005 Champions League final.

Kop Talk World Cup Sweep – No:8 – BRAZIL
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YNWA_IRE
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Re: Hello [Re: pacman]
#1558899 – 20/07/06 08:01 AM
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lol beat me to it!!

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”People can talk about having a lot of money to buy players but we’ve just
signed a player with a passion and a heart for this club that no amount of
money can buy”
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KatieAdministrator
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Re: Hello [Re: YNWA_IRE]
#1558902 – 20/07/06 08:02 AM
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Hell yeh!
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Tribute
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Re: Hello [Re: pacman]
#1558905 – 20/07/06 08:03 AM
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Wind me up, put me down, start me up and watch me go…
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Re: Hello [Re: Katie]
#1558906 – 20/07/06 08:03 AM
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Quote:
Hell yeh!

Hi Dunk

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He’s a scumbag don’t you know.
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Liverpool are magic
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KatieAdministrator
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Re: Hello [Re: dom9]
#1558908 – 20/07/06 08:03 AM
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Well im not as big as Dunk and you can call me if you want to verify I’m all
woman.

Edited by Katie (20/07/06 08:04 AM)
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pacman
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Re: Hello [Re: Katie]
#1558913 – 20/07/06 08:05 AM
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Quote:
Well im not as big as Dunk and you can call me if you want to verify I’m
all woman.

Neither’s Africa

Any pics to prove your not a fat yorkshire man with with a jug eared
sidekick

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“Game well and truly over. And I hate saying that” Andy Gray after 43
minutes and 36 Seconds of the 2005 Champions League final.

Kop Talk World Cup Sweep – No:8 – BRAZIL
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TheElephantMan
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Re: Hello [Re: Katie]
#1558917 – 20/07/06 08:06 AM
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Welcome to Dunk’s Home For Imaginary Friends.

Ian.
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KatieAdministrator
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Re: Hello [Re: TheElephantMan]
#1558922 – 20/07/06 08:07 AM
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Whatever. If you listened to koptalk radio you would have already heard me
as i was introduced on Saturday.

As someone pointed out in the comments – is “Katie” just another way of saying “KT”?

Poor Steve.

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10 Responses to “Introducing… Koptalk Katie”

  1. Dickster Says:

    It’s bordering on the surreal and self-parody. Which is probably a ploy from the Fat man to reduce the heat on him and his beleagued KT.

  2. Chris Says:

    Hahaha what a loser the man is, even his own sussed him out straight away. Seems like things are falling apart at the seams. No one believes his drivel anymore

  3. lobster Says:

    what is it inside the vehicle? blow up toy? or a pumpkin?

  4. The Outsider on the insider Says:

    I’m all woman!

    I’ve just vomitted in my mouth a little

  5. HaHS Says:

    Notice how Katie the “Blond” cant spell Blonde

  6. rupertinsider Says:

    He’s had lots of practice on re-making himself on MySpace.

  7. tj Says:

    Apparently some pictures are going to be put up of her on the site.. any pics? Wouldn’t surprise me if some pics of another family member or family friend are put on and paraded as the new ‘KT employee’.

  8. Makody Onestop Says:

    Koptalk otherwise known as “KT”, which phonetically is “KATIE” ….

  9. Makody Onestop Says:

    Oops already been done, sorry.

  10. rupertinsider Says:

    Oldham – the S** lover – knows how to appeal to the basic instincts of his readers.

    He’s probably got more hits from this mention of Senorita KT than from his “wallet” posts.

    I wish him well in his future career as Community Manager of Porn-R-Us.


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