Looks like there’ll be a lot of stuff made up on Koptalk today. How it can be see easy to see through something so big, so dense, so thick is surely one of the modern mysteries of science. But we can see through Mr Oldham every time. And this will only be the start of his fantasies for today.
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LFC Press Conferences and European Travel
#1552955 – Mon Jul 17 2006 01:07 PM
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I’m unable to reveal too much at this time but as from the 2006-07 season we will have an official representative at every first team competitive fixture. This will include all European fixtures regardless of location.
We will also have every major LFC press conference covered e.g. parading of new signings etc.
Until now we have had to rely on friends in the local and national media to drop us snippets of info in return for a few pints on a Saturday night but as from next season, we will be stepping up our coverage as you will see.
I have spent all morning holding talks with the suits and have come to an arrangement that will benefit the site.
It’s taken me a few hours to sort things out so I’m gonna have a cup of tea and return to the normal site duties such as the news, emails etc.
So we have a dig at Dunk for not finding out about the trip overseas by Rafa. We had a dig over the weekend about the lack of the promised photos and videos from the first day back at pre-season training. We mentioned our disbelief of his claims he knows and meets CEO of LFC, Rick Parry.
This post is his response. He can’t help reading the blog, can’t help answering us back with some more lies. He has a season ticket so he claims – now he’s had to speak to “the suits” to get someone to be able to attend all the LFC games. Who’s that going to be then Oldham? Your mam? Steve? Chris Waddle?
This blog will still be here when the season starts Duncan, and we’ve still got a record of all of those claims you made about the coverage you’ll be providing for the new season. We’ll be making sure you stick to it.
Anyway, now we know we’ve still got your attention Mr Oldham, why not answer our other questions seeing as you’re in the mood?
Why did you wear that Sun hat when you knew about the boycott already?
Where is the Peter Crouch tape you claim to have?
Why did you lie and say you’d been talking to Steven Gerrard?
As someone who hates foreigners, how do you justify pretending to be their friends whilst fleecing them for their money?
Why did you lie about meeting Rick Parry.
Why do you rip your users off by banning them without reason?
Why are we jealous if we aren’t running another LFC site?
How can sites be your rivals if you have no rivals?
Why do you create misleading headlines for News Now?
Why do you hate Fowler so much?
Why do you hate Crouch so much?
Why do you pretend to be “The Informer”, “wallet”, “Anfield Mole”, “barry” and “Pat McCat” amongst others?
Why do you say and do so many anti-LFC things if you support LFC?
Why do you make up staff members?
Why do you lie about abuse of your kids from others?
Why do you not have custody of your kids all week – is that because of abuse from you?
Why do you steal domain names?
Why do you pretend you’ve got more visitors than you really have?
Why do you pretend to have season tickets at Anfield but refuse to provide any proof?
Why do you pretend to have competitions for XBoxes when you’ve not actually got one to give away, never mind three?
Why do you ban people for asking questions like “Where’s my Book?”?
There’s more, see how many of those you can get through and we’ll send you the rest. Email the answers to us, or leave them as a comment below (we know your IP addresses). Replying on your own site and glossing over bits here and there won’t work really, but we’ll keep our eyes open.
And if anyone’s in any doubt about Dunk, try asking him some of those questions on his site and see where it gets you. If he’s innocent he’ll answer them. If he’s not he’ll skirt around them, ignore them, delete them, lie about them. Try it – ask him on one of his forums – but be ready to be banned if you do.