Ten bellies and two faces

Mr Duncan Oldham is renowned throughout the Liverpool FC parts of the internet world (and some other clubs’ bits of the net too) for being rather chubby. He admits it. And Newcastle, where he’s based, is home of his fellow Newcastle United season ticket holder and fellow fatty, Jimmy “Five Bellies”. We think he’s probably fatter, so we’ll call him “Ten Bellies”.

As for faces, well he’s at least two, all with multiple chins. Regular readers will recall “The Crouch Tape” – or lack of it. That’s when he said…

Well, well, well… only days after I was told by Rushian that Liverpool players DO NOT talk to The Sun, after I said that they did, I see Crouch was talking to them about his dance… What shall we do? Shoot him? Hang him?

And after others pointed out he may be wrong he then said…

No Brendan, I have the proof right here, I have the tapes. I’m going to lock them away until I decide it’s time for Crouch to be sold… probably next week then.

We’ve still not seen that tape, or for that matter any other proof from the biggest liar in Newcastle.

Now though, he’s trying to act oh-so concerned about the very man whose Liverpool career he wanted to end.

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News of the World
#1550836 – Sat Jul 15 2006 09:04 PM

Big drugs/sex story tomorrow about a WAG.. Crouch’s bird maybe? Hope it isn’t.
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Re: News of the World [Re: Dunk]
#1550844 – Sat Jul 15 2006 09:11 PM

Typical scummy tabloid so who knows could be anything, really hope it isn’t anything to do with Crouchy’s girl but I can’t think who else it might be and Crouchy may have been targeted by gutter journalism as an easy selling-point
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Re: News of the World [Re: Red_Polo]
#1550848 – Sat Jul 15 2006 09:12 PM

I don’t want to wish it on anyone but I just hope it’s not one of ours.

Do Sky News preview the front pages like Sky Sports News do the back? If so, what time roughly?
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Dunk, the News of the World is only more dangerous to Liverpool players because it has such a large readership. If your site wasn’t so poorly run and dropping in visitor numbers at such an alarming rate then you’d have perhaps had more success in your anti-LFC crusades.

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11 Responses to “Ten bellies and two faces”

  1. Ron Nasty Says:

    So Dunk has all these Tvs, internet blah blah blah, and he knows about the media etc but doesn’t know when first editions are out?
    Fuck off don’t you watch all the technology you reckon you need?
    Or is he the person feeding these “news” hungry idiots?

  2. univofchicago Says:

    um…i remember one of fatty’s notorious rants on his radio-show lambasting his readers for criticizing cisse and calling him unpleasant “names”…he really was pissed…

    but the double fat-faced liar was not aware that he was guilty of exactly the same ‘offence’. everyone remembers his attitude towards crouchy last season. some of the name-calling and slandering by fatty were horrible.

  3. insider's outsider Says:

    So Crouch talked to the s*n about his dance? It’s hardly in the Souness league is it? I’m sure Carra and Gerrard would have put him straight soon enough. It’s funny how Dunk also has a real thing about Carra – he recently started a thread suggesting that he wasn’t “very good, and wouldn’t get into any other teams first XI” – after watching Boumsong every other week it’s no wonder he has such high standards. He also claimed to have inside information after Rafa first joined that Carra would be on his way out because “Benitez doesn’t rate him” – could it be that the big boy is jealous of Carra’s friendship with a certain other Liverpool website’s editor?

    One day a big storms gonna wash all the scum off the web.

  4. Insider Insider Says:

    Crouch spoke at an England press conference, Sun reporters were present, there’s nothing more to it than that really.

  5. insider's outsider Says:

    So many other people would also have a “tape” – Crouch must be shitting himself..

  6. Richard S Says:

    It wasnt Oldham who spouted that Anti – Carra shit, it was that sad DJ Sidney prick. That’s the cnut who sits online for 24 hours a day banning people left right and centre. He’s on our side though lads, he single handidly has driven away at least 25% of the KT traffic. LMAO

  7. fat_boy_fat Says:

    Fat Boy tries to make controversy. Then when his fucking stupid comments start to back fire, he tracks back and either a) Denies it b) says it was a joke c) THE biggest thing he uses, is FEAR. Everyone on there knows he talks shit and contridicts himself, but people know he is sitting in his fat man chair with his hand hovering over the ‘boot off’ button. Its to hard to speak up because he controls the forums etc and before your post is common knowledge ….. pufffff……..is gone!
    Hitler and Paul Daniels hasnt got a patch on you Oldham!

  8. alan Says:

    has anyone wrote the to the club, and more importantly crouch telling them what he says he was planning on doing?

  9. insider's outsider Says:

    I’m going to write a letter to Didi (c/o Manchester City FC) this week about the Diouf allegations ( especially as fatty is using Didi to promote his book by quoting him from about 6 years ago ) – anything helps.

  10. rupertinsider Says:

    insider’s outside: I agree. If everyone did a little bit of work and found the email addresses of people he refers to and then send a cut and paste. It’s alays good to tell them that Oldham is norotiosu for ripping off the reputation of LFC players, manager and whoever to make money of of unsuspecting LFC kids and overseas fans.

    Waht’s weird is that he also claims that many of the peoeole disses are also his emmerbs! So he gets it both ways – if you like and admire the person he steals their good name and if you don’t like that person or beleive Oldahm’s lies – then he makes money by getting you tor ead it.

    I wrote today to David Maddox today at the Mirror referring to Oldham’s claim (a) that Maddox is a member of the Gold Club and (b) that Maddox steals “wallet” i.e. Oldham’s “insider” information for his Mirror articles.

  11. rupertinsider Says:

    Sorry should have spell-checked that last post. Here it is in English –

    Insider’s -outside: I agree. If everyone did a little bit of work and found the email addresses of people he refers to and then sent them a cut and paste of what he said it would help.

    It’s always good to tell them that Oldham is notorious for ripping off the reputation of LFC players, manager and whoever, to make money off of unsuspecting LFC kids and overseas fans.

    Also give them the url to this blog.

    Generally, people should not submssibvely assuem that Oldham is their intermediary between LFC and the press. That is his con You puncture it by going directly to the club and the press.

    What’s weird is that he also claims that many of the people he disses are also his members! So he uses them both ways – if you like and admire the person he steals their good name as a member,and if you don’t like that person or believe Oldham’s lies about them – then he makes money by getting you to read it.

    I wrote today to David Maddox at the Mirror referring to Oldham’s claim (a) that Maddox is a member of the Gold Club and (b) that Maddox steals inside information from the “wallet” stories. I also told him that “wallet” is Oldham and his stories are made up or stolen from public sources – including from Maddox’s stories.


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