Thanks to the many people who leave comments on the site – and if you are one of those who doesn’t really read them then I suggest you do. Some interesting stuff gets said in those comments! We found this one earlier.
This is what awaits ‘members’ who’ve been locked out as I found this morning:
If you cannot find your email confirming your entitlement to a life-time sub or competition prize, don’t panic. I have asked Steve and Co. to draw me up a list of those of you who have lost your info and I promise you I’ll try and find a sensible way of locating your details etc but it could take a bit of time.
Because there are so many idiots lurking around we need to get on record who’s who and how they got here.
I will personally see that everyone who should be in gets in. This may though require you to provide some form of ID or proof of address.
Please note that not everyone has been affected. Those who have provided what we have requested have been let straight back in.
Anyone who is abusive or awkward to any member of KOPTALK who is trying to help you via the ticketing system or telephone support will not be allowed access regardless. Fortunately 99.9% of those locked out have been great but you always get 1 who thinks they can talk to people like sh*te.
We are doing our best to help ya
More than likely, FatBoy has read comments from me on here and decided to lock my account.
Well, I’ll tell you this Fat F*ck: I don’t need to prove who I am because I have a 1yr subscription to your Krapfest which doesn’t run out until Sept, and it’s all documented on PayPal, a service you seem very keen on abusing. Don’t worry Fatboy, I’ve emailed them too. Like I emailed Hotmail for you hacking passwords and like I emailed Adobe and Macromedia’s anti-piracy departments. And like I will be contacting anyone else whose products/services I see you abusing. Just like many, many other people here.
And you know what it’s all about for me? I’m not some internet geek on a crusade. I’m a scouser and your protection and vindication of THAT rag has really fuckin rattled me. Conmen come and go and a fool and his money are soon parted, but i think you’ve picked on the wrong f*ckin crowd this time, Fatty. I hope you’re scared, cos me, I’d be f*ckin terrified.
I changed some “u”s to “*”s. Other than that it’s as it was found in the comments. An angry customer of Koptalk. Not a former customer, because he’s still owed a few months of his membership. At least a quarter, if not a third. So that’s maybe eight or ten quid’s worth.
It’s not the only place where Fatty has admitted he is quite happy to keep paying customers from receiving what they’ve paid for. No matter how poor the product, they are still entitled to it if they’ve paid for it. Trouble is, Koptalk policy is not that the customer is always right, Koptalk policy is that Duncan Oldham is always right.
Truth is, he’s rarely right.
Look at this – not only do you have to pay, but you have to post as and when the dictator tells you –
KopTalkInsider.com KopTalk Staff
Reged: Jul 28 2003
How To Keep Your Username Etc.
#1536115 – Sun Jul 09 2006 05:31 PM
Any account that shows no sign of activity (no posts) will soon be deleted from the database. If you wish to keep your membership open, please post at least one message or comment in any of our forums.
While we encourage participation, we understand that some members like to lurk. However, there is now an auto-delete feature on the forum software which will delete inactive accounts over a set period of time. This is also applicable on the koptalk.org/forums
If your account is deleted, your membership would remain active but we would need to create a new username for you.
A simple post every now and then will ensure you do not experience any kind of lockout.
Thankyou for your co-operation.
Remember RoboCop? “Thank you for your co-operation” was his catch-phrase. Dunk would make a crap robot though when you think about it. You’d need more steel than the new Anfield needs for starters. When Anfield is built, will be have new nets to score in or will we re-use the old ones? If we are re-using the old ones then Dunk could get that Anfield job he dreams of after all. Here he is talking about his moving of goal-posts again.
Dunk KopTalk Editor
Re: So what is the truth? [Re: GREENHEY]
#1537141 – 10/07/06 01:31 AM
I’m not confident at all on the finance front at the moment. Either people are deliberately keeping me in the dark because I drop snippets to you guys or they’ve made a u-turn.
We saw several approaches/links in April/May but none were what I expected. I was told they were holding back until July. No news since.
As the person who sent this to us points out – maybe he was never in the know. Actually get rid of the “maybe”. He’s not even able to make stuff up now because he’s being watched. Hi again Dunk, we know you’re reading… Will this be Jeana’s job when she starts today – reading our blog?