Desperate Dunk lets one in

I don’t know what it is about this tiny little conversation, but it makes me feel sickly. Very sickly. I get the feeling Dunk’s after another threesome, but he’s inviting this guest to join him and Steve this time. “We’re missing you upstairs” he says, probably wearing his mum’s negligee as he writes it.

Right, is everybody back now? You’ve all finished being sick? Good.

One other thing – look at how pathetic Duncan’s signature looks, especially when compared to Valoi’s.

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Well, it’s not Liverpool-related, but I didn’t know where to post it.

I used to be a gold-club member, but can’t log in to the Gold Club. Why is that? I thought I paid for another year up there with the Queens

Oh, and you can delete the thread when I’ve got my answer, before one of the others is having a go at me

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Kopites party with Turkish delight
Jose, Sir Alex… London press
All choking on sweet success
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Just spoke to Steve mate. Can you call him on 07962 475020 or open a support ticket at – he’ll be here until midnight and then back again about 7 or 8 in the morning UK time.

We’re missing you upstairs

Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius…

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Seems Dunk assumes Valoi is a safe person to let into his forums. He desperately needs the visitors. He must think Valoi doesn’t blog. Hmmm – I wonder…


8 Responses to “Desperate Dunk lets one in”

  1. rupert Says:

    “Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius…” Fatty’s new signature on KT.

    I knew it was coming – but did not expect it so soon – and not from someone who said he was converting to Islam. But yes, Fatty is now comparing himself to Jesus Christ.

    That quote is from the American Catholic TV Evangelist – Bishop Fulton Sheen. It’s a reference to Christ.

    But Fatty probably doesn’t know that. The other day he advised his Apostles in the Shoutbox not to mention this blog because “silence breeds contempt”.

    In his fuddled state, he was probably reaching for “familiarity breeds contempt” – but who knows what he means – we’ll have to wait for his book for the full text of his philosophy of life.

  2. honorarymembercome good Says:

    Another Sheen quote would be more appropriate for Dunk’s signature “The large print giveth and the small print taketh away”

  3. univofchicago Says:

    doesn’t fatty have anything else to say apart from “jealousy, comes with the territory” diatribe?

  4. cleetus awreetus Says:

    Another Sheen quote would be more appropriate for Dunk ‘The large print giveth and the small print taketh away’

  5. rupert Says:

    What do you suppose he thinks we are jealous of? He’s 22.5 stone, ugly, uneducated in poor health, with a drinking problem a dysfunctional marriage and at least a 12 year reputation as a small-time spiv and conman unable to shut up about his perverted sexual needs. He lives with his mother and a teenage boy in Mansfield – not even Newcastle. He is detested by many. He lives in fear of his customers coming to get their money back and is constantly lying to avoid the tax man and dole. He lives from scam to scam constantly begging for pity from total strangers.

    Or – alternatively – depending which of his multiple personalities he is wearing that day – he is a succesful conman who has his family and other young volunteers working for him for free, doube-billing total strangers and foreigners for stolen intellectual property and false pretences – and as a result has been able to buy himself an X-Box some TV’s and computers second hand cars and get the mortgage of his his Ma’s house. The only price he pays for this successful career is that he has to stay out of the public eye and has no friends.

    I suppose its a measure of his small world that he thinks someone could be jealous of this? Is there any wonder there is a communication gap between him and us ?

    If he would just stop exploiting LFC players, management and fans and sullying the reputation of our club he would probably be happier.

  6. univofchicago Says:

    that first paragraph pretty much summed it up for me rupert.

    i wouldn’t want to be in fatty’s position even if someone PAID ME a million bucks.

  7. Former Koptalker Says:

    In his fuddled state he was probably reaching for a doughnut.

  8. The Platinum Club Says:

    I’ve not seen him refer to any part of this blog as being lies though. Anyone else?

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