"The Wallet" tries to explain why he made stuff up

fat_wallet_300.gifThe insider website had a restless native. “Whitey85”, probably a 21-year-old with a surname of White, but we are guessing, was being brave.

He confronted Dunk. “Hey Dunk, what’s all this about Alves being a done deal, you liar, it’s all over the press that it’s not going to happen. Liar.” Sorry, I did paraphrase a little there, but you get what I mean. And he actually confronted “The Wallet”, not Dunk.

And “Penman” – write yourself some sense and see through the nonsense. As for you “Liverfool”, don’t live up to your name. Actually if both members find this blog they’ll probably feel a little sheepish at how naive they’ve been. If you know them, tell them we’ll forgive them.

Whitey85 Silver Member

Just heard about the Alves deal being a non starter.

Has your source confirmed the deal is dead? or are these just stories coming from Seville to let us know no matter how many players we are linked with they wont budge on the price?

I think hed be a cracking signing but as each day passes the likelihood of it happening seems less and less likely.
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marcus50bucks  Gold Member

The wallet knows just as much as the rest of us, which is poo.
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thecoconut
Silver Member

The wallet is counting his change.
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Penman
Gold Member

That’s not eally going to encourage people with inside information to post, is it?

Just becuase a deal falls through doesn’t mean the inside info was wrong. It’s a negotiation. Things change. Quit calling down the people who try to help us.
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Liverfool
Silver Member

Damn right , we’ve lost too many insiders upstairs because of goons having a go at them when a deal doesn’t happen. This is life, deals collapse every day. The info we have had from the Wallet so far has been excellent, he’s a genuine insider, and I hope he continues to share what he knows with us regardless of whether the deal happens or not!

I’m not big fan of Alves anyway, I’d prefer Simao!
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LeoNo_8
Gold Member

Don’t question Marcus – or he goin pop a cap in yo ass homie…
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wallet
Silver Member

I haven’t posted anything over the last few days because there has been no change. The deal is still on the table at an agreed price (they are not attempting to jack it up as reported elsewhere) but they want a greater sum paid upfront than we are willing to give. Rafa wants Alves make no mistake, it’s how we fund the deal without effecting the rest of his kitty that is causing the delay.
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RichWilks
Gold Member

I can see this. Obviously if Rafa can get him with just paying £4-5 million upfront it can free more funds for this summer. Obviously Seville want as much as they can get.
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ShaggyAlonso13
Gold Member

Quote: I haven’t posted anything over the last few days because there has been no change. The deal is still on the table at an agreed price (they are not attempting to jack it up as reported elsewhere) but they want a greater sum paid upfront than we are willing to give. Rafa wants Alves make no mistake, it’s how we fund the deal without effecting the rest of his kitty that is causing the delay.

Makes perfect sense.
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Sarby
Gold Member

Thanks Wallet … needed to hear that. Lec’s source is claiming that Seville now want £15m!!! Another Simao situation.
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wallet
Silver Member

Parry has been working on two deals simultaneously for the past 8 days…I don’t know anything of the Sky Andrew news so add this to the equation and there is a lot of ifs, buts and maybes…
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jozza
Silver Member

Do you think there’s serious room for compromise?
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wallet
Silver Member

My contact certainly does. Seville have already bought a replacement and Rafa wants him desperately.
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Ariman
Gold Member

Any ideas of the other deal?

And where does Trabelsi fit in?

Good stuff, as usual
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honourablegeorge
Honorary Member

Quote: I haven’t posted anything over the last few days because there has been no change. The deal is still on the table at an agreed price (they are not attempting to jack it up as reported elsewhere) but they want a greater sum paid upfront than we are willing to give. Rafa wants Alves make no mistake, it’s how we fund the deal without effecting the rest of his kitty that is causing the delay.

Figaro seems to go along with that – “Alves still hasn’t said anything publically – what Del Nido actually said was that he hadn’t heard anything from LFC for a week so he ‘thinks’ the deal is on hold.”
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Lecter
Honorary Member

I wouldnt worry too much

He’ll be about as gutted as he was over Simao

Rafa treats his transfer kitty as his own

Sevilla are d!icking around and more than anything Rafa doesnt like people trying to screw him
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Fredo
Honorary Member

Alves will be signing as soon as we got some money from the Barragan (or other) sale.
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The_Milkman
KopTalk’s Milkman

Quote: Alves will be signing as soon as we got some money from the Barragan (or other) sale.

I am sure the £250,000 will help our transfer buget loads
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Fredo
Honorary Member

Quote: I am sure the £250,000 will help our transfer buget loads

It’s more like £ 1.5 million that the amount you’re stating bud.
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“Lecter” and “Fredo” seem to think they know stuff. If they don’t then it could be wise now to disappear before they embarrass themselves. If (as unlikely as it seems) they do know stuff, why not send it on to us? Give it out for free, like we do.

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22 Responses to “"The Wallet" tries to explain why he made stuff up”

  1. String Vest Says:

    I don’t go on Koptalk, even so its blidingly obvious that the Wallet is Dunk – how do they not see it?

    Dweebs.

  2. rupert Says:

    The culpable stupidity of some of those Insiders and Gold Clubbers almost makes me want him to fleece them of 300 not 30! But I guess they’re jsut kids and he’s the candyman.

  3. willrobbo Says:

    This post made me laugh. A lot.

    Keep it up, Insider.

  4. rupert Says:

    Insider – How about some competitions on here with free membership as the prize.

    To kick it off how about this:

    What excuse will Fatso use to explain why he has not bought/rented/squatted in a house or even used a lavatory near Melwood?

    My entry is:

    1. Robbie Fowler bought all the houses.

  5. chapeau du soleil Says:

    My entry is
    “Because Chris Waddle signed up for the Gold club, saw the plans and decided to do it himself because he is so jealous”
    Waddletalk.com – you heard it here first

  6. rupert Says:

    It’s a slow rumour day at KT so I thought I’d draw your attention to this interesting “in depth” piece on the Academy:

    http://www.squarefootball.net/article/article.asp?aid=3357

  7. Insider Insider Says:

    The free membership offer will not be honoured should you lose the email we send cunningly disguised as an advert for viagra.

    My entry in the comp, if I’m allowed to enter, is “Because my mam got this bad illness and now she can’t stop farting. We have to stay in Newcassull until she’s better. Please send money to our air-freshener appeal fund. She makes Steve ill. We need 2000 quids worth of air-fresheners a day. And that doesn’t count the follow throughs.”

  8. univofchicago Says:

    hey string vest,

    ive wondered about that myself…how can some people be so blind and not see all the bullshit that goes on at koptalk even when confronted with piles of undeniable evidence?

    but i think a poster (can’t remember who it was) commented the other day that some of the more decent & intelligent posters who are koptalk regulars defend the fatman because they are “blinded by their loyalty”. they flatly refuse to read the blog with an open mind. das the problem.

    the same poster said he can’t recall a SINGLE valid counter-argument by dunk besides the usual “it comes with the territory, jealousy” bullshit. and neither can i.

    there are lots of intelligent koptalk regulars out there who refuse to accept no matter how good the evidence. but with patience and a bit more educating, im sure they will be smart enough to realize what a con fatty actually is.

  9. rupert Says:

    univof chiccago: “how can some people be so blind and not see all the bullshit that goes on at koptalk even when confronted with piles of undeniable evidence?”

    Its called after a river in Africe – “de Nile”.

  10. rupert Says:

    My second entry is that he couldn’t move to Melwood because the thieving scally kids demanded 2 pounds a day not to trash his Batmobile.

  11. Insider Insider Says:

    It’s a Fatmobile, not a Batmobile. Fatman and Sobbin’.

  12. lobster Says:

    “What excuse will Fatso use to explain why he has not bought/rented/squatted in a house or even used a lavatory near Melwood?”

    – The goldfish he kept for 10 yrs died and fatso got so depressed and dejected that he put all the plans to ice. “cant be arsed to do anything now, i love ‘fatty’ (his goldfish) so much, i will miss him and nothing matter for me now. i declare a 1 month mourning period for my fatty and dont expect me to update the site during the time”

  13. Part Time Poster Says:

    Dunks excuse for not moving to melwood –

    “my favourite pies are not available near Melwood and Sayers pasties just aren’t good enough. I considered having a daily shipment of fresh pies sent from my bakery here down to my new home in Melwood, but decided it would be more cost effective to buy the bakery. so Koptalk Bakery is now open, discount available to 99.9% of gold club members.”

  14. Toby Says:

    Dunk’s excuse for not moving to Melwood:

    ‘We’ were on the verge of buying a place opposite the gates which would have been ideal to record ingoings and outgoings with our new camcorder, but as soon as the seller got wind it was the mighty Koptalk on the other end of the deal he hitched up the price, knowing how desperate we were to get a Melwood base. Rather than pay over the odds for the property ‘we’ decided to keep on the look out for another place. Probably an anti-Koptalker but comes with the territory I suppose. 99.9% certain this move will happen in my lifetime though.

    (sorry for the dull answer but I really really want to win the prize!!!!)

  15. Phil T Says:

    Dunk’s excuse for not moving to Melwood:

    “We’ve received top secret ‘Insider Info’ that Liverpool might be moving from Melwood to a training ground closer to the North East of England. Steve and I were shown the plans by Rick Parry’s car valeters kid brothers girlfriends uncle but have been sworn to secrecy.”

  16. chapeau du soleil Says:

    I need to revise my entry
    “We will not be moving to Melwood because I make sh*t up and we never had ANY intention of doing it. Still, it generated a few hits. Sky card anyone?”

  17. String Vest Says:

    “We will not be moving to Melwood as my assets have been seized by HM Customs and Revenue”

    That would be my favourite excuse.

  18. lobster Says:

    I need to submit another entry.

    Dunk’s excuse for not moving to Melwood:

    “I would like to share with you one good news and one bad news. I know you want to know the good news first so i am telling you the bad one first (being cheeky as i always am 🙂 ). Okay, the bad news is we have decided not to pursue our interests in getting a property near to Melwood, and the decision is final. (wait hold on to your curses, let me finish this). But, the good news is (i am getting excited just by typing this!), over recent weeks, me and steve had discovered that we are developing telepathy skill unconsciously (for those who dont know, it means we can read people minds!!!) We have been honing and perfecting this sudden gift from God and have also decided to make it to good use first to benefit our gold club members and supporters. This gift would be used mainly to further enhance our site and from now on you will be getting really inside stuffs! I mean, whats better and more exciting than being able to read the minds of say like Rafa, or Moores, or Parry or any of the player we choose??? We will know what are in their minds like the back of my ‘fat’ hands! You want inside news, now you have super exclusive inside news! Sod the melwood property, its nothing compare to being able to read your targets mind, isnt it???
    This is really wetting my pants literally, i cant wait to put my new found gift to good use now but me and steve are having a little problem. We have been practising our telepathic skill so intensively that we are hurting our grey materials. We have consulted our family doctor and he advised us to take this special kind of protein powder derived from wild boars testicles to keep our grey materials from depleting, and it doesnt come cheap! 50 pounds a gram the fucker is selling to us but we have no other choice. This is really hitting deep into my pockets and i dont know how long i can afford this to keep our brains working. For the sake our all our dear readers and gold members, i hereby declare an increase of 20 pounds for gold member registrations to keep our gifts alive. All these are not to my benefits, i am earning close to nothing for doing this, i am just doing this to keep my passion alive and to help my fellow liverpool brothers across to globe to get the bestest LFC news ever and the fastest and most accurate way possible. Remember what goes into me and steve brains, go on to appear on your screen. Support Koptalk, Dunk knows best!”

  19. lobster Says:

    Add on for 2nd entry –

    “P.S. The 20 pounds subscription fee increase is a limited time offer only because me ma is also showing signs of developing the same incredible telepathy ability and when she developes into a full blown telepathy psychic like me and steve then we would have to consider charging another 10 quid on top of the earlier mentioned 20 quid increment. So please take this opportunity and SIGN UP now for great savings! Dunk knows best!”

  20. rupert Says:

    “We’ve just got off the blower with the Wallet – blog that!. Its good news and bad news. There’s a nice little self-contained flat been made availabe to us in the Boardroom at Anfield and lots of room to run our dogs. We’ve been asked to help out with communciations – transfers coming and goings, printing out tactical plans for upcoming matches etc etc. we might even get involved in negotiations with agents and what not. Its 24 hr unpaid but we see it as a chance to give something back to the club we love. A nice touch is that the whole squad is behind the idea – Robbie Fowler has written a little song for me to be sung by the squad on the buses to away games.

    The bad news is that we won’t be able to complete our planned moved to Melwood. Its tough shit but sometimes you’ve got to roll with the punches – blog that!

    PS The move will happen before the new stadium is built – or after. We’ll keep you up to date if you’re membership is fully paid up. We know some of you can’t put your hands on 30 quid cash – so write Steve and ask for one of our new covenant forms where you can just sign over 10% of your gross income. Its tax deductible.”

  21. rupert Says:

    Ps Tax deductible if you are a resident of Costa Rica, Sicilly or Nigeria.

  22. lobster Says:

    hahaha


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