Koptalk to consider buying Chris Waddle's Merseyside home. And other gems.

Newcastle United season-ticket holder Duncan Oldham today claimed he’d been talking to Geordie Chris Waddle about moving into Waddle’s house near Liverpool’s training ground at Melwood. At this stage we aren’t sure whether this is a poor joke to which only he knows the punchline, or if he actually seriously wants people to believe it’s a true story. We’ll have a better idea soon if he claims to be buying a hotel in the Anfield area in partnership with David Icke.

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Chris Waddle’s house
#1526276 – Tue Jul 04 2006 03:00 PM

Former England ace Chris Waddle has offered to sell me his house. It’s located close to Melwood and is on the market at £300,000. We’re going to go and see it within the next week.

With the happy pills seemingly up to their peak he posted this “update” too. It’s making more and more of a mockery of his site, which he charges users £30 a time for. It seems he’s in with painters at Anfield (not Melwood) now too. Not any old painters though, painters who know what a football agent looks like. (Maybe he had a high-vis jacket on saying “Football Agent” on the back).

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Sky Andrew update
#1526291 – Tue Jul 04 2006 03:04 PM
He’s over at Anfield now. He’s just had a 10 minute chat with the painters that are doing the railings but he wouldn’t spill the beans. One of the lads put him on the blower to me but he just kept laughing and saying he was at Anfield for the museum tour 

Honestly, he really is posting this. He followed it up with this…

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Re: Sky Andrew update  [Re: pacman]
#1526306 – Tue Jul 04 2006 03:10 PM    Quote: I hope you gave him the big I am Mr Oldham

I remember when there was a former players golf tournament on. Dalglish, Roy Evans, Ronnie Moran were all there (Ireland) and one of them called me and put Stan Boardman on… man he was sooooo funny. “Is that koptalk dot dot dash dash dot dot com dot dash”

Eeeeh… those were the days 

Are there any shrinks in the house? He’s also decided to let us all know that he’s sent an email. In a cunning move, he also tells us he’ll only be able to tell us what is in the reply when he gets it.

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Investment Enquiry
#1526311 – Tue Jul 04 2006 03:12 PM

I don’t like the investment forum as the whole topic does my head in, so mods, please feel free to move this if need be.

Anyway, it’s just a quick note to say that I have today sent off a few emails regarding investment developments. I was told that things had been delayed until July… if you remember said source had previously quoted the end of May.

So basically I’m trying to get an update no matter how brief.

As soon as I hear anything I will let you know what I can. If you don’t hear anything I haven’t received a response yet.

Finally he decides to see how his readers feel about the idea of selling Jamie Carragher, asking them if they thought Carra would get into the side at other clubs…

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Jamie Carragher – would he be first choice….
#1526406 – Tue Jul 04 2006 04:00 PM
… at Arsenal, Manchester United or Chelsea?

Discuss…

(Pulls pin, throws grenade into forums and wanders off whistling)

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Re: Jamie Carragher – would he be first choice….  [Re: Punjabi1]
#1526442 – Tue Jul 04 2006 04:10 PM
Quote: Not a better defender in the Premiership.

Really, he’s that good?

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Re: Jamie Carragher – would he be first choice….  [Re: Zlatko]
#1526449 – Tue Jul 04 2006 04:12 PM

How much would everyone sensibly value him at i.e. price you would sell?

Barking mad.

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25 Responses to “Koptalk to consider buying Chris Waddle's Merseyside home. And other gems.”

  1. rupert Says:

    All that stuff including the Carragher thread is designed to drum up hits.

    If the hits keep falling expect the following threads:

    (1) Apple Pie – with or without Custard – A KT Poll?

    (2) Is the concept of motherhood a good thing?

    (3) Is the world flat or round?

    (4) Capital Punishment –
    – for English born and bred
    – for foreigners?

    (5) Which LFC player has the biggest dong?

  2. bigf00t Says:

    (6) Do you prefer to view my gut from this angle… or this angle

  3. rupert Says:

    Fatty knows when to keep his mouth shut, though. He’s never revealed to anyone the call he got from Saddam Hussein when he was holed up in that rat hole in Iraq.

    Saddam didn’t like the tone of the KT news alert on his mobile and said he would feed Fatty to his dogs and sell his Ma out to camel drivers.

  4. chapeau du soleil Says:

    Speaking of Sky Andrew, does anyone remember that classic when he was going on about the “Where will Sol Campbell go” saga.
    It went something like ” ‘we’ know the EXACT whereabouts in Liverpool of Sol and Sky Andrew at this time”. Didn’t disclose it like!
    Am I right in saying also that Campbell was actually in London at the time or have I done a Mr Creosote and made that bit up?

  5. Chunky Says:

    Oh dear, he must have sunstroke. All these celebrity contacts and he can’t find any first-hand information. He also namedropped Sky Andrew re: Pennant – maybe he’s the only agent Dunk’s seen on telly!

  6. rupert Says:

    More forthcomign KT threads (keep the numbering system):

    (7) Are British footballers better-looking than Spanish footballers?

    (8) My First Day on KT

    (9) Who is the best wildest, crazy guy on KT?

    (10) KT – The Early Years Part 1

    (11) Which LFC player has the cutest bum?

  7. Toby Says:

    If I remember correctly, within an hour of Dunk posting about Campbell being in Liverpool he appeared in a press conference at Highbury on Sky Sports.

  8. chapeau du soleil Says:

    (12) My Space Conquests

  9. rupert Says:

    (13) Which of the following forthcoming KT projects should be No. 1 priority (please vote for no more than three).

    – KT Ferry on the Mersey with 24 hr gambling and constant supply of hot pies:

    – KT Fanzine to be entitled “The Liverpool Way” with 50% discount coupons for hot pies:

    – KT Metrosexual club entitled “Ryan & Brendan” with male strip-tease and constant supply of hot pies:

    – KT Knackers Yard for Slow Greyhounds and Lurches:

    – KT Hot Pie Factory (adjacent to the KT Knacker’s Yard):

  10. Whois Lookup Says:

    Is this the same Chris Waddle who is currently out in Germany commentating for the BBC on today’s semi-final?

  11. univofchicago Says:

    oh dear…so chris waddle was in germany was he?

    dunk has lied AGAIN…pretending to be well-connected when really he knows jack-shit…

    i know ive been saying this for a while now…but i have never come across a bigger liar than the fat man…sickening…

  12. DelBoyOldham Says:

    All houses around Melwood for miles are terraced houses, mainly three bedroomed. Now, call me cynical, but I cant see former England player Chris Waddle spurning the luxururious suburbs to buy a house in West Derby.

  13. Phil T Says:

    DelBoyOldham – Sandfield Park is only a mile or so away from Melwood. Sandfield Park is a very affluent area, and all the very best people have lived there at one time or another… ;o)

    I was actually born on Town Row, within stones reach of Melwood. Terraced houses they are not.

  14. Ringpiece Says:

    Yo Phil T,
    I used to live in Sandfield Park.
    Souness & Fairclough lived round the corner.

  15. rupert Says:

    Fatso should apply as a rent-assisted tenant in one of Robbie Fowler’s houses. I’ll write him a reference.

  16. univofchicago Says:

    hahahahahaha.

    LOL at rupert.

  17. Phil T Says:

    Ringpiece – Lawler was there too when I lived there.

    Nice place. Whereabouts did you live? And were you a St Edwards lad?

  18. Ringpiece Says:

    No Phil I was West Derby primary & West Derby comp.

    And you’re right Lawler did live there too, on the opposite side to DF & GS.

    I lived by the entrance next to Alder Hey.

  19. Former Koptalker Says:

    That Stan Boardman quote is familiar, didn’t he have that on the start page of his site at one time? The links to LFC goals that INsider membership promises, is that legal?

  20. Chunka Says:

    No its not

  21. Part Time Poster Says:

    HAHAHA – Dunk really has got to be insane borderline genius, how on god’s Earth could you come up with something as elaborate as buying Chris Waddles house in Melwood.

    Fcuk it – I moving next door to Rafa’s barber in West Kirby – i’ve got him in my pocket(slip hima fiver now and then) if I get any inside info send me a cheque for £30 and i’ll tell yo all.

  22. Insider Insider Says:

    Can’t be arsed blogging it just now, but I looked at Chris Waddle’s wikipedia page. As well as being a former Spurs and Newcastle player (two of dunk’s other clubs) he’s also a columnist for The Sun. I suppose fatty thought we’d know that. He seems to live in Sheffield as well.

  23. Fine Loon Says:

    Is this the Chris Waddle who has lived in Dore, Sheffield for many, many years? Perhaps after his spells at Spurs, Newcastle and Marseille he purchased a holiday home near Melwood.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/4486251.stm

  24. rupert Says:

    (14) Shanks Should Never Have Left Fckuning Scotland (one of the threads Brendan is holding reserve for when Fatty needs extra hits).

  25. univofchicago Says:

    im just amazed how many times fatty gets away with all his fake bullshit.

    but then having thought about it, hes probably been lying ALL HIS LIFE, so he must be a near-expert in getting away with these kind of stuff…


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