The liar from Yorkshire stepped over a line tonight by making unfounded accusations against what we can only assume was us. So we’ll be stepping up the campaign against him now. He’s still got the right to reply – email us at koptalkinsider @ gmail.com – but we’re no longer guaranteeing that we’ll go so easy on him.
Send us anything you know about him. Official bodies are already on his tail from the actions of some of our readers, but now it’s time for all of us to show him we won’t tolerate any more of his nonsense.
Still, we like to try and keep things as much fun as possible on here, so click the thumbnail above for the latest “Where’s Dunk?” photo. This was sent in to us by “a friend of the blog”. Thanks – and keep ’em coming.
After the ton o’ lard’s mummy let him back out of his bedroom for being naughty he sneaked back onto his computer and posted this. It also included a video which was taken by a man with very very nervously shaking hands. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_hKeOLW2c if you really want to see it.
Dunk KopTalk Editor
Post: Melwood trip (Topic#17003)
03-07-06 08:48 PM – Post#252349
We’ve been at Melwood today trying out some of our new gear and also checking out properties that overlook the training facilities with a view to purchasing one. One particular property would enable us to have CCTV on the main gates this would mean we’d never miss an in or an out guaranteed – however it’s £250k but I’ll speak with the bank this week to see what options we have. There was one at £150k which overlooked the actual greens (rather than the car park and entrance) but I did prefer the bigger one. There’s others I haven’t checked out yet. I think they’ll say “no chance” fatty, you’ve no proof of earnings and your name is mud (google “Duncan Oldham” to see what we mean).
We didn’t concentrate that much on the players today as most of their work was done indoors (it was roasting). However we will be back when all the players are present. (You managed to film a bit from over the fence, but you’ve not got an x-ray camera.)
One good result today was that we have now recruited a gateman. I’ve been trying to do this for years. Basically that means he’s in our pocket but we’ll leave that there as to not give his I.D. away. We’re now in touch with him via his brother but at a price! (Two things. 1 – You are lying and it’s yet another slur against LFC or 2 – you’ve found someone as corrupt as you. Quite a serious offence depending on the details really.)
A LOT of paparazzi were there today. (Pretty much what you are really, although you’ve less integrity.) I spent an hour or so chatting with them and they said they were there to try and get some decent photos of Craig Bellamy. It’s funny because everywhere I went, they went… they’d then pull up and say “Have you seen him yet?” – I told him he’d left (he hadn’t) and they were gutted. Not sure if they finally caught up with him. (In other words, you’d not seen him either.)
While most of the players rushed off, Robbie was one of the last ones out. He looked shattered though. He called in at the newsagents up the street and was still in his shorts… he bought two bottles of gin, 60 Regal, 4 Mars bars… only joking… he just needed some juice (Sounds like someone’s proud of his attempts to cause trouble for Robbie a few years back.)
He exchanged a few words with the old dears, jumped in his 4×4 and did one. (If he’d recognised you he might have had a few words with you too, but not quite an interview.)
Jerzy attracted a lot of attention today with everyone wanting to speak to him about his burglary. He looked real well and very, very happy.
Gary Ablett that was there as I revealed on my PDA earlier. Ever tried viewing never mind posting to a website on when of them? Jeez… it took ages! (I’ve not tried myself to be honest, but I’m sure it’s not that difficult if you buy a decent one). Anyway, I thought it was funny when we were linked with him but I tell you what, they can’t speak highly enough of him and he looked the part today big time. (Who’s “they”? You claimed you’d chatted to Ablett earlier too until someone told you they knew his family and they’d ask about it. That thread was deleted then. Why? Hiding something? Barnpot.)
(Remember – Dunk’s still riding around in old van but also gets to use his teenage companion’s (Steve’s) Ka.) So who do you think had the nicest car today? Well apart from me obviously…. NEIL FECKING MELLOR! How much is he on like?! I was shocked.
Anyway, like I said, we were there just to test out the new camcorder (which doesn’t have tapes or disks so can be hooked up to a laptop for quick transfer to the site) and to see some of the properties currently on the market. This wasn’t one of our normal recon missions. But you can look at the clip if you like although it’s hardly exciting. (Wonder if it says that in the user manual – “to test the camcorder please drive a few hundred miles. Then drive all the way home again to upload the videos. Zoom in and out a lot so that nothing much can be seen.” I somehow can’t see any offers for properties in Melwood being put in by fatty. Ever.)
All the way from Wallsend to Melwood for what? Not a lot really, and still no insider news for his paying customers.