Love-in at Koptalk (don't worry, no pics on show)

Koptalk’s continual struggle against this blog means users are having features taken away from them on a daily basis. Fatty’s desperate, how can he keep the last remaining visitors happy? He’s tried asking them about their Liverpool FC memories, and even though he put it on his front page it’s not really bringing them in.

So, he offers them a new feature. A “quick reply” option. Like they’ve had elsewhere for years. It does reduce the number of page loads for the site though, so don’t be surprised if he removes the feature soon. Then again he may not realise why his hits have dropped even more – as he admits later in this very blog post, he’s not the brightest. And they predicted we’d post that too.

Dunk
KopTalk Daddy
Posts: 1863

Age: 31
Loc: KOPTALK.COM
26-06-06 04:32 PM – Post#242806

Everyone can now use the quick reply feature (look at the bottom of the page you are reading).

Normally you have to hit reply, then type your message and then add post. With the quick reply function, you just type your message at the bottom and hit add post.

I’d appreciate some feedback on this feature. Do you like it?

Note to moderators: You have always had this feature.

Ryan20
KopTalk Legend
Posts: 6195

Loc: Belfast
26-06-06 04:38 PM – Post#242812
In response to Dunk

Free porn, a shoutbox, 700 seperate forums including ones for the 3 French and Italian users this site gets, and now a ‘trendy’ quick reply feature.

All this, and yet you still can’t be arsed writing your bleeding book.

Dunk
KopTalk Daddy
Posts: 1863

Age: 31
Loc: KOPTALK.COM
26-06-06 04:39 PM – Post#242814
In response to Ryan20

Book, what book?

furyoo
U-19 Player
Posts: 428

Age: 22
Loc: At the end of the storm
26-06-06 04:40 PM – Post#242816
In response to Ryan20

I have a question. Everytime someone uses the quick reply function it’ll automatically be assumed to be in response to the last poster at that time?

Ryan20
KopTalk Legend
Posts: 6195

Loc: Belfast
26-06-06 04:40 PM – Post#242817
In response to Dunk

Dunk Said:
Book, what book?

Get Steve to write it.

Dunk
KopTalk Daddy
Posts: 1863

Age: 31
Loc: KOPTALK.COM
26-06-06 04:41 PM – Post#242818
In response to furyoo

furyoo Said:
I have a question. Everytime someone uses the quick reply function it’ll automatically be assumed to be in response to the next to last poster?

Just experiment. You can still use the normal reply feature and the quote reply feature.

Dunk
KopTalk Daddy
Posts: 1863

Age: 31
Loc: KOPTALK.COM
26-06-06 04:41 PM – Post#242819
In response to Ryan20

nah…. he’s thicker than me.

Ryan20
KopTalk Legend
Posts: 6195

Loc: Belfast
26-06-06 04:44 PM – Post#242822
In response to Dunk

Dunk Said:
nah…. he’s thicker than me.

‘DUNK IN “I’M THICK” SHOCKER’ has just appeared on www.weall8koptalk.com

Dunk
KopTalk Daddy
Posts: 1863

Age: 31
Loc: KOPTALK.COM
26-06-06 05:41 PM – Post#242853
In response to Ryan20

Ryan20 Said:
Dunk Said:
nah…. he’s thicker than me.

‘DUNK IN “I’M THICK” SHOCKER’ has just appeared on http://www.weall8koptalk.com…

Best register that domain

Good idea Dunk – register it. You’ve registered everyone else’s domains, why not take that one just in case?

Ryan20 (what does that number mean?) isn’t happy with this blog. We’ve pointed out how his nose is browned daily from Dunk’s meals of yesterday, but he’s doing his job well tonight. Every night he stares at his photo of his fat leader and dreams that one day they’ll meet in real life. For now though, he has to be content with showing how tough he is on the internet. A quick attempt at a plug for KT, but somehow it seems to show most people that maybe it’s not what they want from an internet site: “Free porn, a shoutbox, 700 seperate (SIC) forums…” Shortly after this we get a bit more brown nosing – “All this, and yet you still can’t be arsed writing your bleeding book”. Nor can he be arsed telling you how much he finds you tiresome, because he still has plenty of use for you.

Trouble is, will he still have plenty of use for you when he realises just how much you show new visitors to the site how unwelcome they are? Far be it for us to tell Dunk how to ru(i)n his site, but surely this sort of conversation in the “shoitbox” isn’t what will bring the missing hits back.

<Ryan20> What the fcuk is ‘gippo’ you thick cnut?
<rafael_turtlepower> u dont know what a gippo is u stupid arab
<Ryan20> And it’s Guinness too.
<rafael_turtlepower> have u got a beard and dreadlocks ryan
<Ryan20> It’s ‘you’ you fcuking retard. If you type ‘u’ one more time, I’ll come round to ‘wateva’ job seekers slum you’re residing in, and smash that fcuking atari over your be-sovereigned pikey swede.
<rafael_turtlepower> do u smoke weed with your little cousin
<rafael_turtlepower> ryan i have a job and i dont finish until 5, then im off home to my £250k house
<Piedro> “Wanted, Coco the clown. He appears to have quit the circus”
<rafael_turtlepower> i am a graphic designer i keep telling you
<Piedro> How old are you Son?
<rafael_turtlepower> 23
<Ryan20> And when the rightful owners of the 250K home retrun and find you swigging their fairy liquid in the corner of the kitchen ,they’ll beat you round your pikey fcuking teeth.
<CheshireDave> HAHA Ryan
<rafael_turtlepower> lol i aint a pikey, far from it
<Piedro> You might be a graphic designer, but you certainly aint a fcuking English professor are you?
<Piedro> Im not being funny Rafa, but with your spelling, you are coming across as being about 12 on here.
<rafael_turtlepower> is AINT good english piedro
<singlerider> ain’t is an acceptable colloquialism, but not good english
<rafael_turtlepower> EXACT A MUNDO
<singlerider> however, text speak is generally frowned upon as it makes you sound like an illiterate reject from the special school
<Ryan20> Rafael, have the owners of this ‘graphic design’ company who reportedly pay you ’20K’ ever actually MET you?
<singlerider> (no offense)
<rafael_turtlepower> yes ryan they have, im actually pretty normal lad, if u dont pick on me first
<stevieisback> haha, aww
<rafael_turtlepower> and i aint a fcuking pikey
<Ryan20> I didn’t pick on you Rafael. I merely pointed out the glaringly obvious, which was that you’re a thick, immature, pikey, lying cnut.

No idea what prompted it, but imagine a new visitor seeing that! Especially the last bit from RyanTwoZero – “you’re a thick, immature, pikey, lying cnut”. We thought he was talking to his boss and idol at first.

One other thing Ryan – thanks for the extra plug. As fatty says, there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

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4 Responses to “Love-in at Koptalk (don't worry, no pics on show)”

  1. alan Says:

    like the way the twat says book?what book? the one you have been taking money for years for you cunt

  2. Toby Says:

    “www.weall8koptalk.com… Best register that domain”

    Now why would he want to do that? One less flatterer, surely.

  3. rupert Says:

    Ryan is the best-read poster on KT. He reads every word on the walls of the public lavatory he visits every day near the Belfast dump where he works. KT is privileged to get it all ripe, steaming and fresh every day.

  4. Old Skooly Pete Says:

    Hoe hoe hoe…You think he’s bad….check out that Mascara wearing Dj Sydney twat. You can post in an Afghani ladies menstral forum and the twat will be in there replying to you. 30,000 posts on a Scum site…..Hahaha….Fuckin Hermit.

    You gotta see some of the blogs written about that wank, you’ll cringe with tears.


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