KT: Foreigners rule, we want to play soldiers.

Koptalk's attempts to keep those lucrative foreign visitors happy aren't getting obvious at all. The editor of the site is no fan of foreigners, as we've mentioned before. He does like their money though, so he has to devote his latest editorial to them.

Dunk – Happy for Harry! – Thu Jun 22 2006 10:16 PM

Well I'm happy for Harry and our Australian readers after the Socceroos qualified for the knock-out stages of the World Cup for the first time in their history this evening following their 2-2 draw with Croatia.

The Liverpool winger scored a crucial equalizer to send the Aussies through in a match that had everything. Never mind boring yourself to death watching England, watch Harry and the boys instead! This was a great match.

Despite his recent injury and fitness problems, Harry played a blinder so to see him score the all important goal for his country was absolutely fantastic.

Dunk – you forgot to plug the insider. Thirty quid for a lifetime 12-month membership.

Meanwhile, fresh from revealing his army past, *cough*, he's now looking to buy himself an army jeep. You couldn't make this up to sound more far fetched.

Dunk – Any ideas where I can get an ex army/military Land Rover? – Fri Jun 23 2006 11:19 AM

…without having to break into an army camp?

I'm thinking of buying my lad one for Christmas.

Exchange and Mart?

Would you trust someone like Dunk with an army jeep? Of course the use of a camouflaged vehicle may be part a plan he has to sneak into Melwood undetected.

And there's no 'insider' news on his sites today from what we can see. Maybe the pub's been beckoning him again.

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5 Responses to “KT: Foreigners rule, we want to play soldiers.”

  1. rupert Says:

    Which lad is this?

  2. rupert Says:

    He talks of shopping when he is in one of his manic moods. Its always followed by a depressive whinge – how he can’t afford anything.

    The manic-depressive swings are becoming more freqent.

  3. KT Veteran Says:

    that site is so so boring. The mods are a load of hitlers with no personality and there seems little to talk about on there apart from world cup players they would all love to sign.

    aaaaahhhhhhhhh

  4. Insider Insider Says:

    Hitler – probably a hero of Dunk’s when you think about it.

  5. rupert Says:

    Maybe someone should tip off MI6 about Dunk’s search for an ex-army Land Rover. We know he has a suitcase full of false identities and that he had a personal ads – using a false name – looking for the Koran and Islamic “cloaks and turbans”. Maybe he’s going to start a wilderness camp in Mansfield for disaffected El Quaeda Everton supporters.


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