Thanks once again to the powers of email we've got another of fatty's updates on his blog. From what we've been told, that's the only update he's done – once again he's neglected his Insider subscribers.
This of course underlines how much of an amateur set-up he has. England play, he goes out and gets drunk, the site doesn't get updated. He offers no discount to his subcribers for this though of course.
We know he went to the pub, thanks that blog of his. However, he's claiming that he wasn't going to let Steve go with him this time. Maybe his local landlord saw our blog and barred Steve for being underage.
We doubt very much that Steve's stayed in. For starters Dunk would have nobody else to drink with. And he mentioned it first of all in an attempt to have us believe he's rich and generous and Steve had to stay in to earn his new car.
Another reason he mentioned Steve staying in (answering emails) was to try and calm some of his punters down, as we believe he's had a few complaints from people who aren't happy they've had their insider access revoked. Especially seeing as they've paid for it.
In his attempt to stop us he's alienating more and more of his subscribers, some of whom might still have believed his hype until he upset them this way.
Another funny bit in his blog – he claims to have once been in the army. The army! Don't make us laugh Dunk. They wouldn't even let you in the Brownies. Still, if you thought that the image of Fat Dunk looking like Benny Hill in an army uniform was funny, wait until you read his claims about his Judo skills.
Good old Jake
by Dunk (KopTalk Ed) on Thu 15 Jun 2006 12:32 PM BST
Well it's dead. I am officially bored out of my tree. Thank feck England are playing this afternoon. At least I can down tools shortly and head to the boozer.
The bad news is that Big Ears won't be going out. He has tons of KOPTALK emails to deal with and with me buying him a motor which he collects on Monday, if he doesn't earn his keep, he aint getting no car – simple! He's chuffed to bits about his car but what he doesn't know is that once he gets it and passes his test, he'll be driving all over the country on KOPTALK business. Just don't tell him!
17-years of age and a cosey little number pressing a few keys on a keyboard, travelling all over the place watching LFC at my expense and he gets a free house, a free car and all his bills paid for? Christ, at 17 I was in the bloody Army… no, not the Salvation Army, HM Royal Corps of Transport. Yes, I could run.. in fact I still can… you should see me when the Ice Cream van goes by.
Anyway, nothing much to report really. Everything's quiet on the LFC front. I'm still excited about the transfer possibilities. Although it's quiet, I remain convinced that Rafa's going to pull a big one out of the hat. And with Parry on the move this week, at least we know there's activity of some description.
Before signing off, take a look at this article about 12-year-old Jake Oliver who broke the nose of some bloke who tried to mug him. He was 15 stone and wearing a balaclava but Jake soon sorted him out. I was that chuffed for the lad that I cut the article out of today's Mirror newspaper and pinned it on the office wall.
Both my kids do Judo so I'm looking forward to showing them the importance of self defence. It took me years to get a black belt in Judo (1st Dan) but it was well worth it. Charlotte's been doing Judo since she was 5 and Rob started when he was 4.
Charlotte's 13 now and she's progressed really fast through the ranking system. She's even fought in Belgium along with Big Ears who's also handy at Judo but he gave it up a while back due to a lack of time. Admittledy she wasn't keen on it at first but I stressed to her the importance of looking after yourself especially when young. Some lad tried pushing her around at school last year and she soon took him out… that's my girl!
You don't have to be fighting fit to be involved in martial arts. Christ, take one look at me and you'll soon work that out. It's about movement and timing as young Jake has proven.
If you've got kids, I'd really urge you to get them registered at a local club. My kids have a great laugh. They also play games and have BBQ's throughout the year and if there's an excuse to attend a BBQ, you just know I'm gonna be there!
Big Ears says I'm more suited to sumo wrestling these days…. well I guess I do look like a sumo wrestler when I've got me thong on… oh my god, what a terrible, terrible thought