Disappeared

We were getting worried for a while. Big fat Dunk had gone AWOL. Well, that's what he calls it – AWOL. And to say we were worried, well, actually that's not true. We pretty much guessed he'd gone out on the pop and couldn't tear himself away from his second best friend. His second best friend is booze of course – his best best friend is money. Yours.

On the insider, there have been no updates whatsoever. 

One the ".com" site was this update.

Normal updates will resume Monday A.M.     
 
Hung over from Saturday… normal updates will return on Monday morning.

Now stop laughing. Dunkie turned down millions for this kind of high-quality professionalism. Millions.

His poor insider subscribers, some of whom don't venture out of the insider into the .com world are totally unaware of what's going on. No message for them you see. Nothing since Friday, at school kicking out time. The latest updates are these:

  • Membership Lockouts / Dunk / Fri Jun 09 2006 03:20 PM
  • Liverpool transfer bid rejected / KopTalkInsider.con Fri Jun 09 2006 03:06 PM
  • Liverpool agree to Hamann exit / KopTalkInsider.con Fri Jun 09 2006 09:08 AM

So the last thing he said to his insiders was that he was annoyed with them all and was going to lock them all out of the insider site. They'd have to then make a call to his teenage mate Steve to get themselves back in. But only if they gave him a load of personal information. And more money.

Read some of the comments we've been getting in fatboy, people are finding you very funny.

And we've also had some people telling us they decided against subscribing to your site – thanks to this blog! You'll see that in the comments. We'd say that's at least partial success. Added to the reduced hits at the busiest time of the year we aren't surprised you've spent most of the last week in the pub.   

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2 Responses to “Disappeared”

  1. Alan Says:

    Makes me laugh how he says “i work for 18 hours a day on this site, if you can find one more lfc site on the net who puts more work in than me id quit ”

    18 hours a day? his first update was about zapater which is old news anyway, if i was a paying subscriber and i got “updates will resume monday” id go nuts

  2. Toby Says:

    I predict one of those ‘I’m sick of all this aggro – it’s only a hobby and not worth the grief. It’s making me ill and I don’t profit from it. I’m going to call it a day’ editorials brewing…


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