Save your money

One of the reasons we set this blog up was because we laughed at some of the stuff Dunk put on his site. Some of the so-called inside information that was so clearly made up. However if you posted about it on his site, you'd be banned. If you posted about it on some other Liverpool FC sites, they'd delete it because the fat one would complain to them.

If we post any so-called inside information we find on here, then we can save you all some money. No need to subscribe to the insider because we can assure you that you aren't missing much at all. 

For anyone who has access to the insider and wants to point out things we miss, either leave a comment (you can do this anonymously) or email us (again we won't share your email address with anyone else unless we've had a chat to you about it).

More and more former Koptalkers are realising the truth about Dunk.

We noticed a lot of people asking on the main Koptalk site about Dunk's latest "teaser". He has a picture showing the hands of two people, one holding a large wad of cash and handing some over to the other pair of hands. Is it a picture of him and Steve? Who knows? On the picture he has added captions to suggest it's Rick Parry handing money over to somebody called Hans. Well it's not just the main Koptalk site where people ask – Dunk's also got one of his insider members to ask what the picture means…

ElRobbie
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         Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site??
#1470558 – Mon Jun 05 2006 03:52 PM          Reply      Quote

The guy with the wad of cash picture on main site, don't get it, can anyone explain?
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Dunk
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: ElRobbie]
#1470563 – Mon Jun 05 2006 03:54 PM          Reply      Quote

Had an interesting email in about an agent by the name of Hans. No idea what his second name is (yet). He's meeting parry midweek. You're quick aren't ya? Gis chance to see what this is about lol!
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irishred
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: Dunk]
#1470573 – Mon Jun 05 2006 03:58 PM          Reply      Quote

Robben's Da is an agent. First name Hans. Would we need him down the left with speedy and harry tho?
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richt71
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: irishred]
#1470601 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:10 PM          Reply      Quote

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Robben's Da is an agent. First name Hans. Would we need him down the left with speedy and harry tho?

Yes according to info on the web. Robben Hans (father of Arjen) represents his son. He only appears to represent him.
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Dunk
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: irishred]
#1470605 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:12 PM          Reply      Quote

Quote:

Robben's Da is an agent. First name Hans. Would we need him down the left with speedy and harry tho?

We've only got a first name at this time, there could be tons of them.
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richt71
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: richt71]
#1470606 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:12 PM          Reply      Quote

Here's what he said last month:-

Chelsea winger Arjen Robben wants a move to Real Madrid. Robben's Dad and agent, Hans, told AS: "We have not spoken with anybody, but Madrid are one of the greatest clubs of Spain and of the world. "By all means that is a good option, because if we left England it would be only for the Spanish Liga." He added: "He has not played many games from the start. All players like to always be on the field. But you can't do anything about it."
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Biff
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: irishred]
#1470607 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:13 PM          Reply      Quote

I'd be surprised to see Robben as surplus to requirements at the Chav's so soon.

I think ultimately they will line up 4-3-3 with Dogbreath, Chavchenko and Kalou as their 3 pronged strike attack with Ukele, Bollock and Fat Fwank in the middle and their usual kick everything that moves in front of them merchants at the back.

Cole, Robben, SWP as backup squad players next season whilst Roman goes on his quest for Champions League domination.
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DeeGame
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: Biff]
#1470612 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:15 PM          Reply      Quote

Its Robben 

Quote:

Arjen Robben (born January 23, 1984 in Bedum, Netherlands) is a footballer for the Dutch National Team and Chelsea F.C.. Robben is known for his excellent ball technique, his game-breaking speed and his precise dribbling skills. He was the 2000/2001 player of the year for soccer club F.C. Groningen and the 2002/2003 Talent of the Year for football club PSV Eindhoven, both in the Dutch Eredivisie. He was also the November 2004 player of the month for Chelsea F.C. in the English Premier League.

Contents [hide]
1 Early Football Life
2 Club Career
2.1 F.C. Groningen
2.2 PSV Eindhoven
2.3 Chelsea F.C.
3 International Career
4 Controversies
5 Quotes about Robben
6 Personal life
7 References
8 External links

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Early Football Life
Born in the town of Bedum in the province of Groningen, the Netherlands, Robben took to football from an early age. He began playing with local clubs C.V.V.B and V.V. Bedum. Robben became an adherent of the Coerver Method, created and popularized by Dutch football coach Wiel Coerver.[1] Coerver's method focused on ball precision ball control and fast, technical footwork. Robben's skill in these areas made him a valuable commodity, and he was quickly signed by local club FC Groningen.

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Club Career
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F.C. Groningen
(2000-2002)
F.C. Groningen placed Robben in their C-class youth team for the 1999/2000 season. He scored an impressive 50 goals in their competitions.[2][3] It seemed only a matter of time before manager Jan Van Dijk would add the talented winger to the first team. Robben was added to the roster before Groningen's November 2000 away game against F.C. Twente, but he did not play until December 3, 2000 against RKC Waalwijk, as a substitute for the injured Leonardo dos Santos in the 79th minute. Over the winter, Robben managed to play himself into the starting lineup. In 18 starts for Groningen over the 2000/2001 season, Robben scored 2 goals.[3] Robben was named player of the year for his first season with the big club, and with teammate Jordi Hoogstrate, he demonstrated the strength of the Groningen youth academy. Robben stayed with Groningen and improved steadily during the 2001/2002 season, playing in 28 contests and scoring 6 goals.[4] His techniques and skills no longer a secret, Robben transferred to powerhouse Dutch football squad PSV Eindhoven for €4.2 million before the 2002/2003 season.

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PSV Eindhoven
(2002-2004)
During his first season for PSV Eindhoven, Robben appeared to justify the high transfer price he commanded. Just 18 when the 2002/2003 season started, Robben played in 33 matches and scored 12 goals. He was named PSV's co-player of the year along with striker Mateja Kezman. His newfound finishing skills combined with his already formidable passing and dribbling helped lead PSV to their 17th Dutch title, and gained Robben the Talent of the Year award.[3]

After his incredible start with PSV, Robben would finally know disappointment. First, PSV could not keep up with rival AFC Ajax and were forced into a fight for second place in the Eredivisie. Second, transfer rumors swirled around Robben during the winter transfer window. Initially, a rumor linked him to Real Madrid. However, Robben's agent (his father, Hans Robben) said "Real Madrid also want him but he won't go to Real. What is the point? It is not the place for a young boy like my son. And he never liked Real anyway. When we were on holiday in Spain, he only liked Barcelona."[5] Arjen traveled to London and met with Manchester United coach Sir Alex Ferguson. After that meeting, Robben insisted that moving to the English club would be a dream come true.[3] Unfortunately, Ferguson's offer came in much too low for PSV's and/or Robben's liking

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The_Milkman
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: Dunk]
#1470615 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:16 PM          Reply      Quote

the guy that emailed you reliable Dunk ? or is it just some random person ?
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CountOtto
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: Biff]
#1470616 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:17 PM          Reply      Quote

Is Rick saying 'There you go Hans, your boy, a tenner for cash'

Apparently the price could go up based on appearances (of him remaining upright).
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The_Milkman
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: CountOtto]
#1470624 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:19 PM          Reply      Quote

Apparently Hans is going to cut Ricks hair 
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DeeGame
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: The_Milkman]
#1470630 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:23 PM          Reply      Quote

There is also a Hans George HINDERLING on the offical FIFA list.

Not sure who he represents though.
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anfieldforever
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: The_Milkman]
#1470631 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:24 PM          Reply      Quote

Quote:

Apparently Hans is going to cut Ricks hair 

That's ok as long as he pays for it himself, the club can't afford the massive extra costs for something like that.
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RichWilks
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: anfieldforever]
#1470647 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:34 PM          Reply      Quote

It's very unlikely to be Robben given the spat he and Reina had and the grief Benitez kept giving him in the media.

I am sure that there are a few agents called Hans.

What we need is an agent list

Who's Joaquin's agent? What about Malbranque, Pennant, Alves, Victor etc
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Adamgbarnett
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: RichWilks]
#1470652 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:38 PM          Reply      Quote

Quote:

It's very unlikely to be Robben given the spat he and Reina had and the grief Benitez kept giving him in the media.

I am sure that there are a few agents called Hans.

What we need is an agent list

Who's Joaquin's agent? What about Malbranque, Pennant, Alves, Victor etc

The trouble is an agent can either be a certified FIFA football agent, a solicitor or lawyer or a family member.

Could be bloody anyone! 
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RichWilks
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: Adamgbarnett]
#1470656 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:41 PM          Reply      Quote

Exactly.
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Dunk
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         Re: Rick & Hans – Picture on Main Site?? [Re: The_Milkman]
#1470675 – Mon Jun 05 2006 04:52 PM          Reply      Quote

Quote:

the guy that emailed you reliable Dunk ? or is it just some random person ?

No it's not a nobody. Someone associated to club travel. But we have no surname yet.
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So, as is customary on the Insider, the link from the main site to the paid site is a link to absolutely nothing. But at least you didn't have to pay for it by viewing it here. 

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One Response to “Save your money”

  1. Toby Says:

    Keep it up lads.

    Dunk’s problem now the transfer window rules apply, is that his job is now a seasonal one and he has to squeeze in as much bullshit during tranafer window time as he can, so that he can keep filling up his Merc during the winter months.

    Hans Christian Anderson if you ask me 🙂


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