What to expect if you sign up

In case you’ve been considering signing up to koptalk, I’d like to show you what you can expect there. This is the entire Match thread from what was probably Liverpools best performance of the season, the 4-1 win against Chelsea. My comments in BOLD.

CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA
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Reina, Carragher, Agger, Skrtel, Johnson, Henderson, Maxi, Downing, Shelvey, Suarez, Carroll.

Doni, Coates, Kelly, Spearing, Sterling, Bellamy, Kuyt
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#1002875 – May 08, 2012 19:28 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: KopTalk Team]
Replicant
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No Gerrard. Last home game of the season too.

Give Sterling a whole half!!
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#1002877 – May 08, 2012 19:29 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Replicant]
Si the Red
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Posts: 101 Guys, just come in. Seen team above. Wtf is stevie gerrard?

#1002887 – May 08, 2012 19:45 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Si the Red]
simon100
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Back injury.

#1002894 – May 08, 2012 19:49 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: simon100]
Pob
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Another [oops] team, players should have been dropped for that performance.

Hopefully it’s carraghers last ever game and he goes on a high.
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#1002895 – May 08, 2012 19:50 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Pob]
Pob
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I’m so annoyed that we never give youngsters s proper chance. Looking forward to seeing shelvey.
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#1002896 – May 08, 2012 19:50 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Pob]
YNWAinscotland
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Carra. Jesus Christ. PLAY COATES!!!!!!!

#1002897 – May 08, 2012 19:50 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Pob]
Fandango
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Does anyone have a confidence in that midfield? Hendo and Shelvey in the centre and Maxi and Downing on the wings. Can’t see us winning this one.

#1002900 – May 08, 2012 19:51 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: KopTalk Team]
Ej
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Enrique injured?

#1002901 – May 08, 2012 19:52 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: YNWAinscotland]
Paul Jackson
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Originally Posted By: YNWAinscotland
Carra. Jesus Christ. PLAY COATES!!!!!!!

Carra’s final home game maybe so I can understand – our season is done so this result matters not one bit.

#1002903 – May 08, 2012 19:53 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Fandango]
Paul Jackson
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Originally Posted By: Fandango
Does anyone have a confidence in that midfield? Hendo and Shelvey in the centre and Maxi and Downing on the wings. Can’t see us winning this one.

If we were up against this we would be laughing our tits off.

#1002904 – May 08, 2012 19:58 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Paul Jackson]
boliviared
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Originally Posted By: Paul Jackson

Originally Posted By: YNWAinscotland
Carra. Jesus Christ. PLAY COATES!!!!!!!

Carra’s final home game maybe so I can understand – our season is done so this result matters not one bit.

the only thing i can think of apart from pride, is that if we beat them it is more damage to their chances of CL spot and they can only get it by winning the final , which I dont think they will do. Which will of course effect them money wise and their ability to attract players which is better for us.

#1002905 – May 08, 2012 20:00 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: boliviared]
Rick_alessi
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Posts: 5443 Maybe a silly question, but what is seeing is believing about?

13 POSTS. KICK OFF

#1002907 – May 08, 2012 20:01 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Rick_alessi]
Paul Jackson
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Originally Posted By: Rick_alessi
Maybe a silly question, but what is seeing is believing about?

A home win :flmao:

#1002908 – May 08, 2012 20:02 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: boliviared]
Paul Jackson
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Originally Posted By: boliviared

the only thing i can think of apart from pride, is that if we beat them it is more damage to their chances of CL spot and they can only get it by winning the final , which I dont think they will do. Which will of course effect them money wise and their ability to attract players which is better for us.

To be honest mate the Chavs can offer the wages to get players even without CL.

#1002912 – May 08, 2012 20:08 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Paul Jackson]
AlanHard
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Megs!!

That’s Terry embarrassed by both our forwards. Typical of Suarez to not finish it tough!

#1002915 – May 08, 2012 20:16 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Paul Jackson]
Rick_alessi
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Originally Posted By: Paul Jackson

Originally Posted By: Rick_alessi
Maybe a silly question, but what is seeing is believing about?

A home win :flmao:

:flmao:

#1002916 – May 08, 2012 20:16 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: AlanHard]
Ej
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Anyone know what the seeing is believing logo is about?

#1002917 – May 08, 2012 20:17 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Rick_alessi]
Ej
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Originally Posted By: Rick_alessi

Originally Posted By: Paul Jackson

Originally Posted By: Rick_alessi
Maybe a silly question, but what is seeing is believing about?

A home win :flmao

:flmao:

:biggrin:

#1002918 – May 08, 2012 20:18 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Ej]
Gatsbyesque
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Shambolic counter attack. Everyone looked clueless and Carroll was nowhere to be found
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#1002919 – May 08, 2012 20:20 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Gatsbyesque]
AlanHard
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Lol. Megs again on Terry. I love to see Terry red faced. What a [oops]!!

#1002920 – May 08, 2012 20:21 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: AlanHard]
AlanHard
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Hat trick of megs!! Brilliant.

#1002922 – May 08, 2012 20:28 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: AlanHard]
keeper
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Carroll is torturing Terry

#1002924 – May 08, 2012 20:29 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: AlanHard]
Watdog
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Seeing is believing is a charity for the blind.! Although I am not sure I believe what I am seeing.

Edited by Watdog (May 08, 2012 20:30)

#1002925 – May 08, 2012 20:29 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Gatsbyesque]
Gatsbyesque
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GET IN

WHAT? WAS THERE A GOAL? ACTUALLY IT’S 3-0 BY NOW, BUT YOU MAY HAVE MISSED IT.

11 MINUTES LATER:

#1002927 – May 08, 2012 20:40 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Fandango]
Mars0634
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Originally Posted By: Fandango
Does anyone have a confidence in that midfield? Hendo and Shelvey in the centre and Maxi and Downing on the wings. Can’t see us winning this one.

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#1002928 – May 08, 2012 20:44 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Mars0634]
AlanHard
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Granted they’ve hit the woodwork twice, and Mata isnt playing, and neither is Drogba, but WHERE has this performance come from.

Carroll making a massive difference.

#1002929 – May 08, 2012 20:44 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Mars0634]
razor
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Originally Posted By: Mars0634

Originally Posted By: Fandango
Does anyone have a confidence in that midfield? Hendo and Shelvey in the centre and Maxi and Downing on the wings. Can’t see us winning this one.

Spearing is not there, and it shows.
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HALF TIME. 28 POSTS. NO MENTION OF THE PENALTY.

#1002932 – May 08, 2012 20:47 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Pob]
sjglfc
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Originally Posted By: Pob
Another [oops] team, players should have been dropped for that performance.

Hopefully it’s carraghers last ever game and he goes on a high.

How do you feel now
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#1002933 – May 08, 2012 20:50 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: sjglfc]
YNWAinscotland
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Who is the big lad playing up front for us? Another awesome 45 minutes from Andy Carroll. Absolutely battering them. Get in there!

#1002934 – May 08, 2012 20:50 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: sjglfc]
Replicant
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Carroll is class.
Suarez is class.
Henderson is doing ok in the middle.

Downing…hahahaha. Nah, he’s been playing well but he should have scored the pen.
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#1002935 – May 08, 2012 20:51 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Replicant]
Replicant
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Am I the only one who is angered that we are playing this good? Because it’s too late and there’s no point.
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#1002936 – May 08, 2012 20:51 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Watdog]
boliviared
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Originally Posted By: Watdog
Seeing is believing is a charity for the blind.! Although I am not sure I believe what I am seeing.

ahh, i thought it was a message to the FA linesman

#1002937 – May 08, 2012 20:52 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Replicant]
JPMalta
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Where did this performance come from?

Shame it didn’t come on Saturday!

Though granted, Chelsea haven’t really turned up, and they still managed to hit the post twice..

#1002939 – May 08, 2012 20:53 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Replicant]
Ej
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Downing hit the woodwork twice but to be fair he has shown some good play this half.

Shelvey has done well so far too IMO.

#1002940 – May 08, 2012 20:53 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: boliviared]
Shanklys
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Posts: 2606 Let’s not get carried away , this is a Chelsea reserve team with those playing trying hard not to get injured ahead of the CL final.
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#1002941 – May 08, 2012 20:53 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Mars0634]
simon100
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Originally Posted By: Mars0634

Originally Posted By: Fandango
Does anyone have a confidence in that midfield? Hendo and Shelvey in the centre and Maxi and Downing on the wings. Can’t see us winning this one.

:flmao: :flmao: :flmao:
Love it, well played by the boys, just a pitty we only do it in the league against the big boys. If KK gets the stick for every loss….. we have to give him praise if we win.

Would love a few more and a cameo from sterling.

#1002942 – May 08, 2012 20:53 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Replicant]
Ej
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Originally Posted By: Replicant
Am I the only one who is angered that we are playing this good? Because it’s too late and there’s no point.

It’s never too late to kick start the season….

#1002943 – May 08, 2012 20:53 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: YNWAinscotland]
Mars0634
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Originally Posted By: YNWAinscotland
Who is the big lad playing up front for us? Another awesome 45 minutes from Andy Carroll. Absolutely battering them. Get in there!

Lol how opinions change hey
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#1002944 – May 08, 2012 20:54 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Shanklys]
boliviared
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Originally Posted By: Shanklys
Let’s not get carried away , this is a Chelsea reserve team with those playing trying hard not to get injured ahead of the CL final.

true, but we are certainly showing more urgency that the FA final – does my head in. Its like players have been told anyone that doesnt score is getting sold.

#1002945 – May 08, 2012 20:54 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: boliviared]
Replicant
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Essien should be off by the way!! One of the worst tackles I’ve ever seen.
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#1002946 – May 08, 2012 20:55 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Replicant]
Mars0634
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Originally Posted By: Replicant
Essien should be off by the way!! One of the worst tackles I’ve ever seen.

As should Ivanovich
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#1002947 – May 08, 2012 20:55 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Shanklys]
simon100
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Originally Posted By: Shanklys
Let’s not get carried away , this is a Chelsea reserve team with those playing trying hard not to get injured ahead of the CL final.

Who’s missing, fat frank, cole and the goalie all the rest are the same, we’re missing Lucas and Adam. Chelsea have been poor but they are playing hard as I’m sure they want momentum to keep flowing.

#1002948 – May 08, 2012 20:55 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Shanklys]
Shanklys
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They are missing :
Cech, cole, Cahill , luiz, fat frank,mikel,mata,drogba, meireles,have I missed anyone?
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#1002949 – May 08, 2012 20:56 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: simon100]
Mars0634
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Originally Posted By: simon100

Originally Posted By: Shanklys
Let’s not get carried away , this is a Chelsea reserve team with those playing trying hard not to get injured ahead of the CL final.

Who’s missing, fat frank, cole and the goalie all the rest are the same, we’re missing Lucas and Adam. Chelsea have been poor but they are playing hard as I’m sure they want momentum to keep flowing.

Were also missing Gerrard and Enrique
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#1002950 – May 08, 2012 20:57 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: boliviared]
boliviared
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there is neer a better time to bring on sterling than now – no pressure with us being 3 nil up, we are at anfield so friendly atmosphere and we are playing with confidence against a team he shoudl be able to shine against. Give him a full half I say

#1002952 – May 08, 2012 20:59 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Mars0634]
Donkey
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Originally Posted By: Mars0634

Originally Posted By: simon100

Originally Posted By: Shanklys
Let’s not get carried away , this is a Chelsea reserve team with those playing trying hard not to get injured ahead of the CL final.

Who’s missing, fat frank, cole and the goalie all the rest are the same, we’re missing Lucas and Adam. Chelsea have been poor but they are playing hard as I’m sure they want momentum to keep flowing.

Were also missing Gerrard and Enrique

and lucas

#1002953 – May 08, 2012 20:59 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Shanklys]
simon100
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Originally Posted By: Shanklys
They are missing :
Cech, cole, Cahill , luiz, fat frank,mikel,mata,drogba, meireles,have I missed anyone?

not all regulars mate, shows how big a squad they have full of quality yet they are only just ahead of us………….no pleasing some on here, I suppose if we win we can thank Rafa :laugh:

SECOND HALF STARTS. 48 POSTS.

#1002957 – May 08, 2012 21:05 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Gatsbyesque]
Pob
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Il hold my hands up……best performance from the boys this season – a bit late but Kenny still gets my kudos as do the boys that let themselves down at the weekend.
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CHELSEA SCORE. NO MENTION.

#1002961 – May 08, 2012 21:07 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Mars0634]
Shanklys
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Originally Posted By: Mars0634

Originally Posted By: simon100

Originally Posted By: Shanklys
Let’s not get carried away , this is a Chelsea reserve team with those playing trying hard not to get injured ahead of the CL final.

Who’s missing, fat frank, cole and the goalie all the rest are the same, we’re missing Lucas and Adam. Chelsea have been poor but they are playing hard as I’m sure they want momentum to keep flowing.

Were also missing Gerrard and Enrique

Drogba , mata, cech, mikel & fat frank are 1st choice
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4-1 TO LIVERPOOL. NO MENTION.

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#1002966 – May 08, 2012 21:23 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Shanklys]
liverpool_dave
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Ok. Who is this team in red??? And what have they done with our team??
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#1002967 – May 08, 2012 21:23 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Shanklys]
Mars0634
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Originally Posted By: Shanklys

Drogba , mata, cech, mikel & fat frank are 1st choice

AND SO IS GERRARD, LUCAS, ENRIQUE, ADAM…….support your team and stop worrying what opposition players are missing mate
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#1002968 – May 08, 2012 21:27 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Mars0634]
Shanklys
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Sterling for downing now please
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FULL TIME. 53 POSTS. A STAGGERING 5 IN THE SECOND HALF!

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#1002980 – May 08, 2012 21:55 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Shanklys]
boliviared
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great peformance, pity stirling didnt get more time and pty carroll didnt get a goal but otherwise well done , enjoyed that. Also pity it doesnt really matter anymore but lets hope we can come above bitters

#1002981 – May 08, 2012 22:04 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: boliviared]
Dudek4
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Looks like Maxi is off then.
Like Litmanen before him a talented footballer ill used by the club.
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#1003025 – May 08, 2012 22:37 Re: CONFIRMED TEAM & MATCH THREAD V CHELSEA [Re: Dudek4]
pjwy
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They seemed to play completely without fear tonight..the confidence was there throughout.We do seem better against decent sides whereas if the battlers come to Anfield we can’t cope with it!

Anyway,much better and a nice high to end at Anfield.Good to see so many supporters staying behind as well.

Big players for me tonight were Shelvey and of course Andy Carroll.On the downside,Maxi looked like he was off and that’s a good player we could have done to keep.

That’s all. A site with supposedly thousands of members only managing 56 posts in the match thread including a few before and after the match. And that’s not the shortest match thread they’ve had.

Dunk begging again

I was wondering how long it would take before he got round to asking people to put their hands in their pockets. Low and behold he pops up with this. He often accuses his haterz of getting personal with his family but the cunt has no worries in the way he shamelessly promotes his mothers illness, which in itself is a very private matter, but like everything in his life, he expects others to pay for it.

Lives and boasts about spain etc etc but the first sign of medical trouble the oldhams run back to england and become a burden on the British taxpayer nevermind taking a bed away from other sick patients. He and the rest of his gypo family are a fucking disgrace. Why doesent he sell the numerous tvs, laptops and other shit he boasts about to fund his own stay in England like any other decent fella would do to be at the bedside of his mother ?  Heres why, cos he is a welfare muthafucker that never pays his own way for fuck all and why would he when he has a bunch of suckers that continue to pay for his lifestyle.

Koptalkers wake the fuck up and tell the fat beast to get a proper job and fund his own lifestyle and if you havent got the balls to do that, perhaps just ask him about the koptalk app. yeah that one that someone put 1500 towards. He really is a sickening pig and its time you all woke the fuck up

His Bullshit begins

I have been asked to keep a thread going about my mum’s status. Because things
have dragged on and because of a new setback today (21st July), I thought it was
unfair to burden you further with my situation so I closed the other thread and
asked for it to be moved. It has since returned following your
requests.

LATEST UPDATES &
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You can post comments on the previous thread (please note
that it has been renamed):

I did remove the thread but I was asked to put it back.

I have deliberately not gone into detail about what I’ve seen, been told and what’s
happening because it’s not nice. It’s horrific and mental torture. I will be
destroyed if I lose her.

OFFERS OF HELP

I’m currently holed up in a hotel which is very close to the
hospital. This means that I can be at ICU (Intensive Care Unit) within 5
minutes. It’s costing £58-a-night just for the room and I think I’ve been here
around 11 days now. I have not asked for any
help but some members have offered to help (see thread below) to keep me
close to mum. If she ever makes it back to a ward then I can stay with family an
hour away, although I’d prefer to stay here but long term I wouldn’t be able to
manage that.

See this thread –>>

I can’t stay here indefinitely,
I don’t know many people who could sustain that. It would be very easy to take
donations that have been offered but I wouldn’t like to do that but I have
compromised and said that if anyone wants to extend their sub earlier than their
renewal then I will accept that. That way I feel like I’m giving something back
too.

You can extend your sub using this link –>>

See here for the membership
offers we have, so you can enter the right amount above –>>

Simply enter the amount and once completed,
please email charlie@koptalk.com that you have extended your sub. She will need
the email address you used and your username.

By using that link, you will not be auto-billed. It is classed as a one-off ‘donation’ but it is NOT a donation. Your membership will be extended by 1, 2 or 5 years as you choose. Obviously some people elsewhere will try and use this against me but there is no donation, just an extension to an
existing sub. I am also only responding to suggestions. As I said, I never asked
for help.

You do not have to renew earlier than expected and I’m not
asking you to help. I’m offering those who want to help a chance to help and at
the same time, I am giving them something back. Under no circumstances will I
accept handouts.

I will also try and do something else for those who do
extend early once this blows over as I have instructed Charlie to keep a note of
who’s who for me.

People are suggesting this and that but the best way to
help, only if you want to, is to stick with the site as a member. That way you
are helping me and I can repay you by extending your time here and by trying to
provide you with a good, safe and sensible environment to follow LFC. Yes the
site is not on form just now but you know that when this passes that my priority
will be getting back to work for you.

YNWA

I’ve run KopTalk for 13 years now
and the last few weeks have shown me what YNWA really means. I really am not
walking alone. I can’t explain what that means to me, especially after some hard
years with the rivals and haters from other LFC sites. I was really starting to
regret supporting Liverpool as I couldn’t believe that some of our ‘fans’ could
be so cruel with the things they have tried to do to me, my family and friends.
Over the last few weeks they have been blown away by the thousands of messages I
have received from all over the world. I have received incredinle
support.

People throw YNWA all over the place but unless you’ve ever had
your fellow fans walking with you, you will never understand how it feels. It is
amazing.

I will put my hands up and admit that I’m destroyed, I’m at my
lowest and I don’t see a way out. Despite my pain and that of my family, I’m
still trying to put the shifts in for you.

Many members can verify that I have been there for them when they have needed help and I don’t just mean about extending or waiving their subs. If someone needs help I will always try to help
someone. Why? Because my mum brought me up to be good to people that are good to
me. Sadly I’m the one needing the arm around me just now.

I have no idea how long I will be here for. Hopefully a long time because that means mum is
still alive. Today was a bad day and I would do anything to end this situation
and make my mum well again.

I don’t know if you know this but we have a
member who is a cardiologist in the States. He has been emailing me every day
answering my questions and offering support for months. He was the first person
I turned to today and there he was helping me, answering my concerns. He makes
me proud to be Red.

I tried to move the threads about this subject today
and I locked them too but I was quickly pulled up by you guys who insisted that
they remain. I’ve tried to move the discussion away but I got slapped down for
it. I understand that, I just didn’t want to burden you with this
problem.

Those of you who are religious, I ask you to continue doing your
thing. I have been touched by people from ALL faiths who have been pledging
prayers. Amazing.

Guys, there’s not much I can do for you just now but
I’m always here.

YNWA

Duncan

EDIT by Koptalk Outsider 25.07:
So now Dunks begging for money, but just two weeks earlier he was out to buy an iPad2, but ended up with Apple TV instead. Also he was going to the York races, spending money on betting. If you can afford that, then you bloody well should be able to afford a hotel to stay close to your mum after heart surgery.

By the way, what happened to his estate empire. Didn’t he claim to own a few houses around this area?

Jordan Henderson transfer rumours

There have been rumours going around the internet at various times that Liverpool are interested in signing Jordan Henderson from Sunderland. About a week ago it emerged again as rumours started circulating on twitter that Liverpool was in for Henderson, and even some rumours we had made a bid and had it accepted. One koptalk member posted this in the forums, but the thread was closed swiftly by Dunk, saying members should not post info from twitter. He also dismissed the rumours and said “Liverpool are not negotiating with the player’s club today. Liverpool have scouted the player several times but today’s claims are untrue and should be dismissed at this time.”

Koptalk’s customer treatment is not what they make it out to be

One of the things Dunk wants his members to think is special about KopTalk is that they care more for their members than other sites. On their signup page it says: Once a V.I.P. member we become your very own Liverpool F.C. P.A. You can call or text us night or day if you need an update! Stuck on the tube or in the car? Text us and we’ll find out what you need to know. As a member you become a part of a very special family.

On several occasions Dunk has said that they will do what they can to help out their members. This is an example taken from an email Dunk sent to a member who had come across this blog and contacted Dunk to find out what was going on:

When things go wrong we try to put things right and we bend over
backwards to help people when we need to. Many people come to us
saying they can’t renew because they are broke, but what the haters
don’t see is the emails I send out saying “Don’t worry, stay with us
and if things pick up, sort your subs out then“. We don’t just kick
someone away.

Well. Let’s take a look at what really happens when someone actually needs their help.

Moar lies from Oldham the Conman

It seems that Dunk now knows what every player, the manager and the owners are thinking. What he is really doing is cooking a story on various stuff he’s reading on the internet, adding his usual bollox and pretending to know everyone. But Dunk still has this problem of remembering his own lies. Yesterday he claimed to have spoken to one of our local players:

I spoke to one of the players who played today within the last week or two and his exact words to me were that last season we could manage carrying a couple of players that weren’t good enough but this season they were carrying more than they could handle. Now that’s coming from a local player.

As you will see below (the bit in bold) this quote is now from a source close to Carra, not a local player. A few days ago he claimed to have spoken to Carras dad on the phone, but we were told that this was not true by someone who plays golf with Carras dad. It was just another of Dunks many lies.

Here’s Dunks latest drivel:

Dunk’s “inside” source revealed

One of the things Dunk does to make it look like he has inside information, is taking news from other websites, add his own spin, and post it as “Koptalk News”.

Today he came up with this:

Is the Koptalk Conman looking for a last big payout?

So the new free site that was supposed to be lauched in early June, late June, July, August, September 10th and September 28th is now IMMINENT? How long will it be imminent? A month? A year? A decade? You’ll never know with Dunk. He’ll probably put up the old one at some point, with a few design changes to make it look new.

The Truth – Koptalk still supports The Sun

No updates for a few days? Well with Koptalk and its owner Dunk now banned from News Now and most Reds well aware of what a con-artist he is there’s been a little bit less urgency I suppose. Personally I’ve had a few days of being busy and tired. Then the laptop decided to “blow up”. Actually it stopped working, needed taking to bits and then needed a touch of soldering on a dodgy part, before being put back together. A pain in the arse but nothing too bad. Dunk once claimed his laptop “blew up” – taking with it the almost finished “Anfield Exposed”. That’s the book he claims will lift the lid on all kinds of shameful happenings at LFC, the club he pretends to support. That’s not all he pretends about though – there is no book, never was, never will be. It’s just another item on the Kon list.

Congratulations to all involved at Anfield yesterday in getting “The Truth” to such a large audience. Well in Motty too – the fact you drew attention during the live commentary to the mosaic and the reasons it was there, alongside the chanting, was to be applauded, particularly considering it was your employers who were being criticised. Kelvin MacKenzie is scum and admitted quite happily that he knew he was printing lies when he said Liverpool fans pissed on their fellow supporters at Hillsborough. Kelvin MacKenzie should not be employed by any company or corporation that has any kind of concern about its customers or users. The BBC employed the liar, with public money, and deserve to be fined for it, deserve to have money taken away for it. Kelvin MacKenzie enjoys rubbing salt into wounds that 17 years on are still very much open – and whoever employed him should be sacked, on the spot.

This blog started off, as I’ve said many times before, as a bit of a laugh. A way of sharing with “outsiders” just what you got for your £30 as a member of the “Insider” and “Gold Club” – in particular the transfer gossip that was mainly stolen or fabricated. Additionally, one thing that had got my back up quite a bit prior to starting the blog was Dunk’s attitude towards The S*n. Kelvin MacKenzie was of course the editor of The Sun when he decided to help the South Yorkshire Police deflect the blame for their murderous actions by printing those lies. Like many Reds, perhaps nearly all Reds, I feel a deep sense of revulsion the more I think about that article. How much of a part that played in the prevention of justice ever coming for the 96 is hard to say, but it must be significant.

I can’t bear to see people read the Sun, as I occasionally do when I see people from outside Liverpool. I’m talking about people who aren’t Liverpool fans, about people who may not even be football fans. It might be people sat in a waiting room, on a train, in the pub, in a work environment. If I get speaking to them I point out why The Sun is so bad, and some people are genuinely surprised to hear about it. They didn’t know The Sun had, thanks to Kelvin MacKenzie, helped South Yorkshire Police spread a lie about Liverpool fans so that they could try and make it look like they’d done nothing wrong, that drunken fans were to blame. Great big disgusting lies, and MacKenzie is still proud of them.

What upsets me more about people reading The Sun is that some Liverpool fans don’t feel they need to tell younger Liverpool fans just what the boycott is all about. Or they play it right down, like it’s not important. Like it’s just political and too heavy. Well it is important. I read articles on other sites where the lowest of the low are saying some quite disgusting things about Hillsborough. A lot of this comes from fans of clubs like Manchester United – but it’s actually the exception rather than the norm. A lot of Manchester United fans are disgusted too. If Liverpool fans can’t put their younger fellow Reds fans right about the boycott, what hope is there that this minority of Manchester United fans won’t become a majority over time? An 18-year-old Red may not know about Hillsborough and The Sun – but they should only need telling once. And Koptalk is not a place to learn about the boycott, or to learn about Hillsborough.

Duncan Oldham has decided to start using the latest coverage of the protest, “The Truth” to try and make himself look like a Liverpool fan after all. Yet anyone reading this blog knows that he despises the boycott. He pays to have The Sun delivered to his home every day. He wore a hat in summer 1998 which carried a “The Sun” logo, and after carefully smudging the logo in Photoshop he put it on his site. He used Photoshop later too with the same image, superimposing his own fat head onto the body of a Liverpool player. In May 1998 he was talking on Usenet about how the boycott might be extended to also include The Mirror, yet in July he was wearing that Sun hat in France, and getting someone to take a photo of him wearing it. He later lied about why he was wearing it, saying he didn’t know about the boycott!

A lot of his stories we found during the writing of this blog came from The Sun. It was quite a simple test to see how he did this. A story would appear on his site that we’d not seen anywhere else. I’d go onto Google News and search for the names mentioned in his story. Google News would show it had originated in The Sun. No need to read The Sun’s website for the story, Google News did enough to prove to me that’s where he’d got it from. How can any Liverpool supporter buy The Sun? How can any Liverpool supporter take stories from The Sun’s website? He doesn’t even have the decency to remove the gossip from The Sun that MacKenzie’s BBC employers include in the column Dunk steals from them.

Duncan Oldham is a Sun-loving piece of scum, and no amount of belated use of the campaign for “The Truth” will change that. If you’re reading this blog for the first time, please don’t take my word for it. There’s is evidence all through this blog about how Oldham loves The Sun. See “SUN-lovers” for an example of how he was paid by The Sun for advertising them on his site. There’s more about that issue at “The Sun comes up yet again at Koptalk HQ“. There’s an old one here – “Koptalk admit daily Sun delivery” too. There’s also “A deleted thread” about what happened when someone tried to point out the boycott to others.

You might find this article is the most revealing – “Response to Oldham” – one where Dunk tries to defend his policy towards The Sun (he was deleting threads if anyone tried to let other members know about the boycott). It was shortly after this that he made up his story about Peter Crouch talking to The Sun, claiming he was going to end Crouch’s LFC career using the tape he had of the interview!

Dunk had visitors on his site for most of the above incidents. His free forums were still thriving. He should have been educating his members, or allowing his members to educate other members, about the boycott. He didn’t want to though – it didn’t suit him. He’d been caught reading The Sun. It had been pointed out how he’d used that Sun hat during France ’98. He had to try and play down the boycott so that his members would think the blog was over-reacting. Like the boycott was a load of crap, promoted by “militants”. The Crouch tape was part of this – we’d proved his love for The Sun, he was trying to make out that was OK!

So why is he now promoting Saturday’s “The Truth” protest? Because he’s desperate for hits, desperate for members. He’s put a video on You Tube of the first six minutes of the game – but he’s made sure he’s emblazoned “Koptalk.coN” right in the middle of it. Desperately hoping other fan sites will put the link on their site and in doing so make it look like Koptalk is part of the LFC “family”. His stolen photos of the protest (stolen from national press photo agencies) are also emblazoned with the tarnished Koptalk.coN name. Again – he wants them spread in the hope people will think KopTalk is for Liverpool fans. Koptalk isn’t for Reds though – Koptalk is for Duncan Oldham. It’s to make him money, and he doesn’t give a shit how he makes it. He doesn’t boycott The Sun himself, he buys it every day and uses its stories as if they are his own. Don’t fall for it, Duncan Oldham still loves The Sun, still admires Kelvin MacKenzie.

Please – Boycott The Sun Loving Koptalk.coN.

And don’t let the BBC get away with employing MacKenzie, and please don’t let the quest for Justice for the 96 ever stop until they get that justice.

“Liverpool” site’s £20m defender claim not what you’d think

Wondering who Liverpool’s £20m defender is? If you read Koptalk’s latest misleading headline then you’d probably be thinking that Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez had put that price onto one of our players. But no, it’s a price tag on someone else’s player, and the headline was designed to attract hits from people who think the word “Kop” in a website title means it’s a Liverpool website. In reality the “KopTalk” website is run by a former Leeds United fan who currently owns a Newcastle United season ticket and gets most of his transfer exclusives from the S*n or the Newcastle Evening Chronicle. The rest he makes up or steals from other LFC sites, without any acknowledgement, even claiming he’s got his own contacts inside the club!

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Clubs interested in recruiting Micah Richards will have to stump up £20million, so say his club Manchester City.

The teenage right-back who can also play in the centre of defence, has seen his valuation rocket following serious interest from Chelsea and that’s bad news for the likes of ourselves, Arsenal and Spurs who are all keen on signing him.

Manchester United are also keen on the youngster but Sir Alex has reportedly been told that funds will be there to compete with Chelsea if the Old Trafford boss wants to push ahead with a formal offer.

Expect more of the same from Koptalk next month – the transfer windows are  the busiest times of year for Koptalk, the times of year where they can make up more and more misleading headlines in an attempt to Kon people into parting with £30 for “insider” news.

Koptalk have no contacts at the club at any level. That includes gatemen, who aren’t going to be so easily bribed by the fat Konman. (In the summer, Oldham claimed to have persuaded a gateman, through the gateman’s brother, to become the latest member of the payroll for Koptalk. He of course hadn’t spoken to any gateman’s brother, and of course has no payroll of insiders and informers to add the gateman too. On the same day he claimed he’d got the painters at Anfield ringing him up with the identities of everyone who arrived at Anfield – he was at Melwood at the time. He also claimed he was set to move into Chris Waddle’s £300,000 home overlooking Melwood. Yes, that Chris Waddle. The Geordie one who’s never played for any of the Merseyside teams.)

As well as making up transfer stories to get people to part with £30, Dunk has spent a good amount of the last few years selling fake “signed” merchandise, and launching dubious “charity” appeals. Earlier this year he was combining the two, selling footballs with the most laughable of fake signatures on them for £100, similarly fake shirts for over £200, FA Cup final tickets (not fakes) for £1600 a pair – all supposedly for the benefit of his disabled cousin Lauren. Lauren never saw more than a token amount of what was collected at the beginning. Tens of thousands of pounds had been taken from Liverpool fans by the Koptalk Konman. Even now, in full knowledge of the accusations we’ve made, Oldham hasn’t yet confirmed that any of the money found its way to Lauren. Send him an email at support@koptalk.com and ask him what happened to the money. He’ll tell you to ask Lauren!

Just as we got closer to Christmas he launched an appeal for Alder Hey. Surely he couldn’t be about to rip people off again, not in full view of this blog with its thousands of daily visitors. We were worried about him asking for all donations to be paid straight into the Koptalk paypal account instead of him setting something separate up. At the same time I hoped this was finally a sign that he wanted to put things right, start offering something back from all his past cons and thefts.

After failing to show any receipts, after hiding the evidence of who’d donated what and how much it came to, after hiding his list of what he’d claimed to spend his money on, the whole lot was deleted from his forum. No mention of it, no sign of it, and I reported this in my last post on here.

But then I thought I’d got it wrong, I thought I’d missed the latest home of the Koptalk Alder Hey Appeal.

This appeal had first appeared as a sub-forum of its own, under the “Executive Lounge’ bit of the tumbleweed-infested Koptalk members’ site.

Then it moved to be a sub-forum of its own, this time under the “Chill Out Room” section of the same very quiet website.

All along there’d be different, important, threads related to the appeal disappearing on Dunk’s whims. Threads that showed evidence of how the money had come in. Members would leave a message saying how much they had pledged, “Katie” would list each pledge, then when it was received would show how much came through after the Pay Pal charges had gone out. Those threads were deleted as soon as it got close to the time to add it all up.

Later the forum was deleted altogether, and Dunk put just the threads he wanted his readers to see, and put them in various places throughout his site.

As we got closer to Christmas the only thread left for his members to see showed an email from Alder Hey and some photos from the “Imagine Appeal” offices at Alder Hey. More importantly was a promise that the receipts from the purchases would be scanned in and put onto the site, “over Christmas”. The fact that these receipts were, according to previous promises by Dunk, supposed to have been handed straight to Alder Hey “for guarantee purposes” at the same time as the goods were handed over was just another example of how Dunk continually goes back on his word without explanation.

On Christmas Eve all references to the appeal were removed, as far as I could tell.

The idiot running Koptalk, Duncan Oldham, had spent a week pretending to be in New York, when he was clearly still in Wallsend. Yet he couldn’t be arsed to spend five minutes scanning in those receipts to prove how he’d done all of this above board for the first time in his Internet life.

This morning I looked at the site and spotted this…

So the forum is almost certainly still there, just hidden from members.

What are you hiding Duncan?

Surprise pie for Liverpool-hating domain thief

Newer readers of the blog may not be aware of one of the subjects we’ve not covered for a while. Cyber-squatting.

This article is a brief pointer to the existing article we have on it here – Cyber Squatter. Read that page and you will see the long list of domain names “stolen” over the years by Duncan Oldham in an attempt to drive traffic back to his site.

He buys alternative domain names that morally don’t belong to him. Legally too in many cases. Like the “.co.uk” version of a site that’s using “.com” for its address. He sometimes pointed them to the genuine site for a while, taking them back again to point to either his own site or a pathetic holding page instead on a whim. Or shortly after being “attacked” by that “rival” site. Earlier this year we all had to hold back laughter when we found ourselves redirected from one of these stolen domain names.

He’d set up a holding page, called it “lol.html” (comic genius) and had a picture of a pie on a table with the title of the page set to “You’ve been pied” (outstanding talent). Some nonsense about looking after members when they’ve been spammed was written alongside it. I forget the details because it was just standard Dunkie Drivel.

This list of pinched domain names is long. One of the gems is www.kraptalk.co.uk – he bought this in recognition of the original Koptalk spoof site, www.kraptalk.com.

The most recent ones were this summer when he took alternative (and highly unlikely to be used) names for the www.est1892.com website. The site had just launched yet he felt it was ok to take these names and point them at his crap joke. That site has just celebrated getting its 2000th registered user, quite some going really. As far as I know he didn’t bother trying with www.sixcrazyminutes.com, which is now up to over 500 members in a short space of time.

Have a read of “Cyber Squatter” for the full list, including some that might be a surprise.

But first, please, have a look at a domain name that doesn’t belong to him. It used to, but he’s let it slip out of his greasy palms. It used to be home to his “Insider” site at one time in the distant past. No more.

Please visit – www.koptalk.tv – and enjoy the thought of Duncan’s face as he also visits and spits his five-sugars cup of coffee all over his computer screen.

Duncan Oldham – You’ve Been Pied. L O L !

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* A big thank you to the blog supporting Liverpool fan who bought the domain and set all of this up. You know who you are – thanks from most web-reading Liverpool fans. Maybe Dunk will hand over the others now?