Fat-fingers adds another teenage “bird” to his roll-call

Dunk had a comment to make about his dodgy Alder Hey appeal…

Finally, thanks for supporting the 2006 Christmas Appeal for the Alder Hey kids. I have informed Irene that we will do another one this year but I have specifically asked if donators can make donations online directly to them providing we can track the amounts because it took up a lot of our time recording everything and we’d prefer not to handle the payments in view of the conspiracy theorists.

Well it’s not much to ask is it? Get those Argos receipts, scan them in, don’t cut them up – just scan them in. If you had nothing to hide you wouldn’t have cut them up the way you did. You had something to hide, and you’ve still not corrected that. In some ways I should really get onto Irene at Alder Hey and ask her about those Argos receipts – but it’s not me who needs to clear my name. And the statement that “it took up a lot of our time recording everything” – well you didn’t. You “recorded” some of it, then hid it! You deleted it all, because you knew it didn’t add up. (The picture to the left is Koptalk’s “Katie” (Katrina) with a friend, outside the Argos store that seems to give out receipts in a confetti format).

Is Lecter a liar too?

Time for another update. I spotted this next post yesterday. Someone posted some nonsense about a bust up at LFC, and Lecter tried to refute it.

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Re: A snippet [Re: Geraldo]
#1680491 – Mon Oct 23 2006 06:53 PM

Quote:
Hi All,
Dont usually post but just heard a rumour off a fairly reliable source about why Liverpool are currently fairing so badly. Apparantly Gerrard and Carra have had arguments with Rafa over the rotation policy. The pair have insisted that it does not work in England and that Rafa should play the same team every week. Apparantly things are now so bad that Gerrard and Carra are no longer on speaking terms with Rafa.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news just passing on the info

According to my source (member of the first team) there is no problem between Carra / Gerrard & Rafa

Ha haa! Excellent comedy there Lecter. What? You didn’t mean it to be funny? You were being serious? So you read a post on Koptalk about a bust-up at the club, then rang your mate in the Liverpool first team and asked him about it? I can imagine that one too. “Hi Carra, I’ve just seen on that Sun-loving Koptalk site that you and Stevie have had a bust-up with Rafa – is it true?”.

Bullshit Mr Lecter. Bullshit. Apart from that particular tale being extremely far-fetched in itself, which current Liverpool player would have the kinds of friends that would knowingly use Koptalk? Koptalk is the site that has launched attacks on Liverpool players in the hope of stirring up shit for them – Crouch, Bellamy and Fowler for example. Which Red with the length of service needed to match your length of pretending to know things would remain your friend despite your support of a site so contemptuous towards his employers?

Still, at least we now know why you stick around at Koptalk despite knowing all about the scams, theft and the rest about Koptalk. You love the fact that the remaining gullilble members think you know something about what’s going on behind the scenes! Well enjoy it while it lasts – you’ll have to find a new username if you try and take part in any discussion elsewhere now. What a div.

Someone who did manage to find out all about the real world outside the Koptalk bubble is “Needles”. He posted a “goodbye” message, the type that Dunk pretends he loves to see. He was less reserved than “SilverFox” the other day, but he still wasn’t as outspoken as some. And more of those big fish in Dunk’s small pond had to attack him. They love being an important part of Dunk’s small world…

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The time has come…
#1681215 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:18 PM

I may have been a lurker but the time has come to say goodbye to Koptalk.

I’ve come to my senses and moved on. Why pay for something I can get for free else where.

I’m sacrificing the 30 odd quid that was automatically taken from my Paypal account and going to over to all the regulars. Use google and you can find them too! (See – really reserved. He hinted but didn’t broadcast it. He didn’t say – go to www.est1892.co.uk to meet all the members that left long ago. He hinted but didn’t point out that Dunk secretly set up his subscription to be drawn out annually. Reserved.)
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Re: The time has come… [Re: Needles]
#1681216 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:19 PM

ah well…best of luck.
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Re: The time has come… [Re: Needles]
#1681217 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:20 PM
See ya
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lukep (What does the “p” stand for Luke? Another one who knows the truth but continues to support the greedy overgrown conman. You should be ashamed.)
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Re: The time has come… [Re: Needles]
#1681221 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:21 PM

bit confused as to why you needed to post this if you are a lurker?
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Re: The time has come… [Re: Needles]
#1681222 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:23 PM

It’s like why people buy a newspaper when it’s free online, on tv or in a free paper. It’s called choice. (Choice? Like people who choose to waste money on fake slimming pills on eBay hey Rich? We all know you’re hanging around because you think Dunk’s your mate and you hope to learn some tricks from him. TIP: Learn from his mistakes, he’s made loads this summer with his scams.)

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Re: The time has come… [Re: Needles]
#1681230 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:31 PM
Trying to get a section to yourself on a certain blog methinks but good luck mate see you around (Which blog? This one? Close – but he had to share his section with Hannibal Liar.)
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Re: The time has come… [Re: Needles]
#1681231 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:32 PM

Yeah but that free site is absolute [oops].(Each to their own Gaz, but as someone in your mid-thirties you can’t possibly deny knowing about why Koptalk is acting out of order with its continued support of the Sun. Unless you’re as bad at Dunk and his conman equal you must know it’s wrong to rip people off, including demanding money for “charity” and pocketing it yourself. Yet you decide that the other site is so crap it’s better to carry on supporting the odious conman. You’ll be an honorary member before you know it. And how proud you’ll be to know what you stand for. HINT: There are lots more free sites out there. All of them are better than Koptalk, even the ones run by spotty schoolkids are better than Koptalk nowadays.)
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Re: The time has come… [Re: liverpoolfan]
#1681232 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:33 PM
ive been to all the free sites and they are all crap in my opinion. koptalk is well worth the 30 quid and is so easy to navigate around. you get plenty of help and the likes of steve can never do enough for you. i have met up with a few people thru koptalk and they are all sound . so ill be stayong with koptalk . thank you
(ALL of the free sites? Open your eyes Wezo. It’s going to take a bit of effort to get used to another site for some people, effort you clearly can’t be arsed putting in. What’s so easy about the Koptalk navigation compared to any other forum? That’s all Koptalk is now, a great big crap forum. I notice you can’t be arsed to press “SHIFT” when typing though, so it’s no surprise that you’re too lazy to make an effort to join another site. Who’ve you met up with on Koptalk by the way? Any of them still using Koptalk? Doubt it, unless it’s one of these other anti-reds.)
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Re: The time has come… [Re: Needles]
#1681233 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:34 PM
Last word freak. Why couldnt he just fcuk off without giving us his two cents. Good riddance
(Clearly you either know nothing about Dunk or aren’t much of a Red. Stop calling others “freak”! You paid to join a website that attacks Liverpool FC! Freak. And if you didn’t know (which I doubt) then I apologise.)
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Re: The time has come… [Re: JazzmasterRed]
#1681237 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:35 PM
Goo luck, safe home
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Re: The time has come… [Re: JazzmasterRed]
#1681240 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:37 PM
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Last word freak. Why couldnt he just fcuk off without giving us his two cents. Good riddance

Would that go for me too
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Re: The time has come… [Re: thesilverfoxlfc]
#1681243 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:40 PM

Can I ask what blog? (You can ask, but nobody will answer. Far too frightened to tell you. Plus some of them are enjoying being one of the most prominent things floating around in Dunk’s bowl.)
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Re: The time has come… [Re: house]
#1681246 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:41 PM
Best not mate, have fun in here there all sound expect for this guy called Dunk turn around and your pie will be gone
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Re: The time has come… [Re: house]
#1681247 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:42 PM

Est1892 Newbies.

Its a fcukin joke (They can actually say that word properly on there you know.)
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Re: The time has come… [Re: lukep]
#1681259 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:56 PM

so he will instantantly be one of the boys when he goes over and lets them all know hes come to his senses and left
koptalk,sad really.
im sure you already know needles but if you dont,what you do is go straight to koptalk talk and announce youve just left koptalk,slag dunk off a bit,tell them all how great it is over there and how crap it had gone on koptalk and that will make you an instant hot shot. (You also get to hold your head up high, safe in the knowledge that you aren’t subsidising a Newcastle season ticket holder in his quest to rip off as many Reds as possible whilst trampling all over the principles all good Reds hold dear. Far better to be on any of the other sites than it is to stick to your big mate’s anti-LFC site. Why is it OK in your view to stick with your fat friend?
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Re: The time has come… [Re: Markb1]
#1681260 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:59 PM

Comical isn’t it, Ego1892 (You really have got a grudge haven’t you Gaz? Were you banned from there or something? You’ll be so happy as part of the dirty dozen left behind when Koptalk finally dies.)
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Re: The time has come… [Re: Markb1]
#1681261 – Tue Oct 24 2006 04:59 PM
Go where??? What the hell is everyone talking about? And getting worked up about? Am i missing something here? (Do a search! We’re everywhere on any search you do with “Koptalk” in it. )
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Re: The time has come… [Re: house]
#1681262 – Tue Oct 24 2006 05:00 PM

No, you are not missing anything mate! (Thousands of true Reds disagree with you there Gaz. That’s true Liverpool supporters, not idiots like you.)
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Re: The time has come… [Re: house]
#1681265 – Tue Oct 24 2006 05:01 PM

trust me mate you dont wanna know,its full of bitter twisted ex koptalkers. (I think it’s more accurate to say that Koptalk is now full (well, not full, but you know what I mean) of bitter twisted rejects from all kinds of decent Liverpool websites. Why not join bluekipper or redcafe? Even they aren’t as anti-red as Koptalk! Mark – you really are an arse. Are you just blind to what Koptalk stands for or are you just so selfish that being a part of a site that claims (falsely) to have dirt on Liverpool officials gives you a thrill?)
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Re: The time has come… [Re: Markb1]
#1681269 – Tue Oct 24 2006 05:06 PM

hehe….convincing argument…..now I definitely don’t wanna know! (What is it that makes me think that “house” won’t be able to resist having a search to find out what’s really going on? Hi there “house”. Read the stuff along the toolbar at the top and find out now why you have to ditch Koptalk now.)
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Looks like you’ve still got a bit of an audience Lecter. For now.

Identify the Koptalk Mugs

by Rupert Insider

Click on picture for individual photos.

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Have you ever wondered what the Koptalk stalwarts looked like – the richt71’s of this world? No, neither have I.

But why should we? Oldham posted today that he doesn’t know, nor does Katie. Steve met a few of them recently, but he can’t tell us because he’s missing again.

It is appropriate that the only “prize” that Oldham has actually delivered in recent memory was a dinner at Goodison Park. He got hold of some tickets – probably for nothing – and advertised he wanted to give them away. Originally he suggested he would be there, but he managed to find an excuse not to be, and sent the 17 year old Steve to drink himself silly with men twice his age. (Apparently, Steve spoke at the event and claimed to be 18 years).

Karlj from Cheshire has identified himself as “the second from the right” in the above photograph. My first thought was that he did alright for himself blagging a free dinner considering he has only 220 posts in three years. But then I thought about it – that’s ₤90 in membership fees and its about time he got something back for it.

Richt71 from York admits to being “the slim and sexy one in the polo shirt”. A fat lot of good that description is. He might just as well have said he was the one in Calvin Klein undies. He has also been there three years and has 12,575 posts. It’s impossible to tell whether he paid for his dinner with membership fees because his profile says only “moderator” – oh I get it, that’s how he paid.

It doesn’t look like a polo shirt but I guess this one is richt71 with Steve. Is there something about posting to excess on Koptalk that piles on the calories?

Anyone like to identify the others before KT does?

De plane boss, boss! You’re back!

After 8 days in hiding, Duncan Oldham was finally able to escape from his toilet and post a message on the remains of his site. Since he disappeared, all of his bullshit-spouting had been made for him by the DunkenStein, a strange monster who sounded like Duncan and probably even smelled like Duncan (although I have not currently got a sense of smell, I can guess how awful that must be). It wore a badge saying ST3.

Now though the ego had escaped and was glad to make what was clearly an attempt at humour. Clearly an attempt, nothing more.

He wanted to congratulate himself it seemed…

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My 10000th post
#1640112 – Mon Sep 11 2006 06:30 PM

I would like to congratulate myself on creating KopTalk and the numerous other LFC websites around the internet that have spawned from friendships made on the main site forums and here over the years.

I would also like to thank and congratulate everyone that has placed their support in us including those who continue to do so year in, year out. It’s sad to see some members leave every now and then but I’d like to thank those who can do so without having to act like 5-year-old spoilt brats.

It would be impossible to list everyone that I’d like to thank. All I can say is ‘THANKS’ and if we can ever do anything for you be it football related or not, you only have to ask. Email my side-kick Steve on editor@koptalk.com if you ever need to get in touch with me.

Will there be another 10,000 posts? Of course. Where there’s pies, there’s posts.
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So the odious liar from Scarborough wanted to congratulate himself not only for creating Koptalk (he didn’t, he took it from somebody else a long long time ago) but also for all those other, decent, honest sites out there. It’s easy to spot a site that hasn’t been infected by Oldham though – look for heavy amounts of bullshit and broken promises and you’ll be there.

He’s also thanked the members who left quietly. A few have left in a fun way, others were banned for no reason and left without being able to say anything, other just left. A hell of a lot more are still members, watching and waiting. Watching Oldham make a bigger and bigger prick of himself each day; waiting to see if they need to say anything. Oh and also waiting until what is their final subscription to Koptalk has run out again.

Remember how Steve was supposedly over at Melwood this morning for 9am to see the players arrive (all at once the way he said it, and without him taking even one photograph of them. Not one)? Then how he followed them to John Lennon Airport? Then how he missed the players getting on the plane? And how he told us all of this logged onto his laptop at the airport at 10.30? Well it was 4.20pm before he actually got round to uploading half a dozen photos of planes to the 30-quid-a-go members’ site. And in this thread we see Dunk speak to DunkenStein. There’s not much for me to say, just read on…

DUNCAN OLDHAM Eliminates Koptalk’s Longest Thread

DUNCAN OLDHAM Eliminates Koptalk’s Longest Thread

By Rupert Insider

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Koptalk: Senior Forum:

Thread title: You Really Can’t Can You? Author: DJ Sydney

Responses: 260 written – several hours of work by KopTalk contributors.

Terms of Judgment from the Bench: “Just found this post… been busy. Will move to it to the Board Room and it will be reviewed on Friday. Then we’ll either ban or demote people. I don’t want any nonsense on these forums. If you want nonsense there are plenty of LFC communities out there that will let you do what you want. That won’t be allowed here.”

Action Taken: Thread locked by Judge Oldham.

“All be upstanding for de Judge “

De Judge Exits

Final Sentence: The thread is eliminated in secret after the courthouse closes – by the application of lethal software from the de Judge’s chambers.
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I read the entire thread all 260 posts. It started with a post by DJ Sydney which said Rafa has limited funds. He bought Pennant rather than Alves because he needs to conserve some cash to buy a striker. People on KT should give Pennant a chance.

That was it – that’s all he said. He presented it as a 1,500 word essay on metaphysics. It was painful to read – like watching an elephant at a circus do counting tricks with its paws (do elephant’s have paws?). But DJ said nothing remarkable or objectionable.

Then it started. First the toadies – crawling on their knees to kiss the feet (or is it paws) of the great scribe. “Great post DJ….that’s why I clock into KT everyday DJ….finest post I’ve ever read DJ….you speak with the tongue of an angel DJ (I made that last one up).

The opposition warmed up slowly. It was eerily polite at first: point- counterpoint: point-counterpoint: point-counterpoint. It droned on like a tennis match on geriatric day. But it was all very disciplined and worthy.

Then Brendan arrived. Not the OLD Brendan but the NEW emasculated, blog-cured Brendan, with nary a swear word, not even in dyslexic-style spelling, and no exclamation marks. Just normal sentences with subject, objects and verbs – so boring!

It was left to Ryan to enliven the proceedings. But even he started off in his altar boy mode talking to the parish priest Father DJ. “Excuse me Father, may I make a confession…..”

And to be fair to Ryan, even when he inserted a couple of “fcukings” in his first response to DJ it was no worse than gentle suppressed coughing during a long sermon in the Cathedral.

However the Right Reverend DJ Sydney was in no mood to have anyone break his spell-binding control over the congregation. Placing his belly on the edge of the pulpit and leaning over like an eagle searching for its prey, he fixed Ryan with his beady eyes. He said Ryan was the only one who used naughty words, the only one who had not made a perfect act of contrition the only one showing disrespect for the House of God.

Ryan struggled to make his point. After several failed attempts he got it out. He was against the Pennant signing because we need a striker not a right winger. We have other players who can fill the RW position, especially his darling Garcia. And if we were going to spend so much money on a right winger why spend it on a “criminal”.

Brendan tried to take the spotlight from Ryan. His first gambit, as always, was to try to turn the conversation from Pennant to “Lurch”. But nobody was interested.

Then the NEW Brendan overcame the OLD and he decided it was more prudent just to throw Ryan a lifeline.

He said that this time (as opposed to all the other times?) Ryan really was angry – not just pretending. Ryan sent him a kiss, and told everyone that Brendan was gorgeous. Brendan simpered and modestly admitted that it was no longer true (no longer?). Lack of sleep had turned his hair grey and he had become twitchy (no mention of his weight?). Ryan, now desperate for a hug from someone, even Brendan, said he really fancied older men.

But in some ways Ryan had the best post. He characterized the thread as the same programmed responses from the same old names (including his, I suppose?).

That was the signal for the devil in Ryan to appear – like in the “Exorcist” when the girl starts vomiting green sick and her head turns around and she swears blasphemously in a deep rasping voice?

It usually happens to Ryan when he’s jealous. He doesn’t like to concede that anyone can write or controvert on KT better than he, especially DJ.

He became restless – you know how when kids decide a bloody good commotion is called for and they dig themselves deeper and deeper in nihilist frenzy? Well that was Ryan. But not like the OLD Ryan. He did maintain some control, carping on about how posters on KT always follow the party-line.

In fact there was only one post where he said “fcuking” more than three times. It was a jeer at his nemesis, DJ. And it was the first glimpse of the OLD Ryan – the pre-blog, pre-happy-clappers Ryan. But that one post was his undoing.

The Boy Scout Troop in the front pew gasped, their hands flying to cover their mouths as though they, themselves had used the word. And then they started tut-tutting.

And that’s where we came in. Go back to the top of this article to find out what happened to KopTalk’s longest, and perhaps most “sensible”, best-argued, on-topic thread in years when de Judge arrived.

Rupert Insider

 

FOOTNOTE: Do you want to see more or less articles like these? I’ve added it as a different category – Koptalk Zoo! It serves a purpose in that it shows how Duncan Oldham doesn’t like to see his members have too much freedom, but it also shows how, in Rupert’s eyes, the members the “Zoo” (Duncan’s description) have started to change, if only slightly, in the time since this blog began. It’s also quite funny. That’s only my view, I do invite your views too.
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