Bank holiday bullshit from KopTalk

The bank holiday has seen Duncan Oldham return to his bullshitting worst. He seemed to have lost interest in KopTalk completely over the past month or two. You could hardly blame him.

We were beginning to suspect that he was trying to bore us into submission. Even someone as thick as Oldham must realise that being shown to be a pathetic, repugnant liar every day for more than a year can’t be good for business. So he had really been trying to behave himself lately – but we knew it couldn’t last…

Now KopTalk’s “Melwood sources” have once again reported a story which has already been on NewsNow for 24 hours. A full day after the appearance of this article – “Liverpool go for Leiva pal Carlos Eduardo TribalFootball 11:39 26-Aug-07″ – Oldham came out with the following laughable nonsense:

27/08/07 10:13 AM Interest in target increases
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Liverpool’s interest in Gremio ace Carlos Eduardo appears to be increasing.
The link returned again over the weekend and according to KopTalk sources, Eduardo is a player that the scouting department are monitoring on a weekly basis.
At 20 years of age, Eduardo is one of Brazil’s top prospects. He is a left-sided attacking midfielder who is also attracting interest from Real Madrid.
A source at Melwood, Liverpool’s training ground, told us: “Eduardo is a player that the manager rates highly.
“The scouts have been watching him and continue to do so whenever he’s in action. DVD reports of his progress have been dropping in on a regular basis but there hasn’t been an approach [from Liverpool].”

Next we were treated to another Oldham favourite – we may or may not sign someone, depending on whether or not we make a bid for them. Well worth £30.

Newcastle fan gets his Crouch story wrong. Again.

Earlier today I bought a copy of the Liverpool Echo and had a good read of an article which gave a totally different interpretation of the leaked document Mihir Bose had claimed to have seen earlier this week. He wrote a complete doom and gloom article about the DIC investment deal, but it didn’t come as a surprise really. I’ve read a few of his “stories” in the past, and my bullshit detector twitches like crazy. As he is someone who’s written books on Manchester United, probably one of their supporters too, I wouldn’t expect him to write anything positive about LFC, and I’ve seen many completely incorrect stories of his about LFC’s investment prospects over the last couple of years.

In fact Bose is now joining the BBC, where he’ll be stable mates with the despicable Kelvin MacKenzie, possibly the most well known bullshit spreader when it comes to Liverpool FC. I hope they’re happy together, and I’ll be watching out for more lies, but hoping I don’t see any. When it comes to spreading bullshit about LFC there’s nobody does it more regularly than Duncan Oldham of course.

The Echo article spoke about how DIC would be giving Rafa Benitez transfer funds, contrary to what Bose was claiming in his swansong article for the Telegraph. It also explained what the document really said about selling the stadium in seven years – it was part of a list of options in a business plan, not an actual intention. Anyone reading it as being a definite plan to sell the club and/or the stadium in seven years is either very naive or a shit-stirrer.

Further inside the paper is the pink “Football Echo” section. I’ve not read it all yet (it’s always good for a chuckle to read the bits by the blue journalists) but I’ve read the bit on Peter Crouch. It was written by Chris Bascombe, and included quotes from Rafa Benitez saying that Crouch wasn’t going anywhere.

Common sense tells you this. Why the hell would Liverpool sell one of the three strikers they have been using this season without first bringing in a replacement? Most games Liverpool will start with two of the three on the pitch, and depending on how the game goes will bring the other one on at some point. If we’ve got two games in close succession one of the two who starts on the weekend game will be on the bench for the midweek game. If Robbie Fowler gets his fitness back he should start getting involved more too, but Rafa’s not going to be relying on that at the moment. And just to underline this a little more for the slower fat people, we lost one of our strikers to injury during today’s match, hopefully he’ll be fit for the New Year’s Day game, but we can’t be sure.

Also today (on one of the forums) I saw mention that in the printed version of two broadsheets there were articles talking about how Peter Crouch’s agent was responsible for trying to stir things up with the media. Crouch’s agent is also Ashley Cole’s agent in case you didn’t know, so he hardly has a reputation most of us would be proud of. Google for “tapping up”, “Chelsea”, “Ashley Cole” for more on that. The two broadsheets in question did not carry this story on their websites – either an accidental ommission or perhaps a demand had been made by the agent not to carry the story. The same forum carried a comment later from the owner of the forum, someone who has contacts at the club (he’s got Jamie Carragher’s mobile number for example), saying that Crouch’s agent had indeed been stirring things up. He also spoke about how Crouch was still as down to earth and genuine as he’d always been. Crouch may have been having some troubles on the pitch recently, and the vultures who looked daft for calling him when he first joined have been circling in wait, but he’s not been trying to leave the club at all. He wants to stay, Rafa wants him to stay, only shit-stirring agenda-driven people with no love for LFC would claim otherwise.

Which brings us onto Dunk – Duncan Oldham, Koptalk owner and all-round Konman.

One of his members, “seanrogers100″ did him a service. He gave Koptalk’s readers the nearest thing to exclusive insider information they’ve had in months. None of the members who had any slight insider information or contacts still post on Koptalk, long since gone from a site so repulsive to genuine Reds and decent people once they know the truth. Dunk has no contacts himself, not even a gateman (as he sometimes claims) and certainly not Rick Parry as he also used to claim until we proved how much that was complete nonsense. Sean might know all about Dunk’s anti-Red ways, and about Dunk’s hatred of people who have real contacts at the club, and so could have been posting the Echo articles as a way of getting up Dunk’s nose. I hope so, but it’s also possible he was just trying to be helpful to his fellow (few) Koptalk members. Whatever it was, fat Dunk didn’t like it. Picture the scene as Dunk spits pie in twenty directions at mention of one of his arch-enemies (the articles from Saturday’s Echo don’t go on the net, meaning fat Dunk can’t rip them off and use them as his own. He’s only got access to the Newcastle equivalent)…

#60898 – minutes seconds ago
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for a few of you who i know dont get access to the football echo on a saturday.

in the football echo today chris passed on some comments which have probably been said off the record by rafa – i actually agree with them and have been saying them for a while:

he basically said – “since crouch came back from the world cup he seems to be entirely focussed on goals but is not getting the performances he did when he was on his goal drought and last season. Rafa backed him to the hilt when he was playing well but more importantly working hard and it is clear his application this season has not been what it was. Rafa quotes” he knows that i supported him last year when he missed chances because of his all round performances. I will continue to back him”

Now i agree with chris/rafa/both as i noticed mainly at homne to portsmouth this year how annonymous he was. Think back to that chavski game in the cl at anfield last year. he was awesome all round the pitch. Almost unplayable. This season he has scored some good goals but taking them away when was the last time you saw him play really well?

I want to keep him and chris makes the point that rafa has been trying to tell crouch that he does not need to move to progress his carear which suggests the stroies are coming from newcastle/his agent/or both.

there is no chance of him being sold this season but i think rafa is losing a little faith in him. We bought him due to his performances away from home and this year in 11 starts away from home he has only started three times.

Next games he plays wlets hopoe he plays well outside the box as well as in it!!!

come on the crouch!

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#60901 – minutes seconds ago
Re: bascombe on crouch [Re: seanrogers100]
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Thanx for that sean,if crouch is still at liverpool next season i would be very surprised
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#60904 – minutes seconds ago
Re: bascombe on crouch [Re: Kop_5]
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Crouch will be hear next season.
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So far so good. Kop_5 – it’s time you stopped helping Dunk out by being one of his few non-moderating posters. He’s hardly got any posters on his site who aren’t either admins (i.e. family) or mods (i.e. people who should know better, like Rich Tea and JD).

Now for the real fun. As we said, picture fat Dunk’s pie getting spat at his computer screen, picture the can of cider falling to the shed floor. How dare someone post Chris Bascombe’s real insider knowledge on his site.

Dunk doesn’t do insider news. He does bullshit – and how well he does it….

#60908 – minutes seconds ago
Re: bascombe on crouch [Re: seanrogers100]
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Crouch is available. Newcastle have offered £7million, Liverpool turned it down. Word was put out that £12m was what LFC had told Newcastle, this was leaked to the media to tempt people to come in a little lower thinking they’re getting a bargain. He’s definitely up for sale if someone comes in. If we say he’s for sale then potential buyers will lower the price. Newcastle, Villa, Pompey etc all want him.

Oh dear Dunk. This is worse than your bullshit about Noel White. (For anyone new to the blog, Oldham claimed Noel White wasn’t the board member quoted by the Mirror slagging off Rafael Benitez. Even though many other sources and informed LFC websites were saying otherwise. And even when David Moores forced White to resign Oldham tried to make out it was still someone else who’d gone to the Mirror. Dunk is that stupid!) So Dunk, who told you this then? Earlier in the day you were using a clip you’d stolen from Sky of Phil Thompson talking about Crouch. Thommo is a former Red. A former coach. He works for Sky. He talks about what he thinks he knows. Is he going to betray a confidence on national TV? He’ll only do it once, because next time he’ll not have anyone’s confidence!

Duncan – you looked an idiot with your Noel White lies, now you look an idiot with your Crouch lies. You want him out, and if your voice had any kind of influence you’d be trying hard to get him out. Maybe you’re still trying hard, but you’ve no credibility. You’ve got a few members left who maybe still fall for your crap, but that’s all. You can’t get rid of Crouch – you’ve not got the power. Like you never had that tape of him talking to the S*n in the summer.

I think one of the funniest bits of the bullshit is “Newcastle, Villa, Pompey etc all want him” – who’s “etc” then? Come on – you can’t actually use “etc” in this kind of story! Who else wants him?

Newcastle may well have been sounded out by the agent, but Dunk you’d not know that. You may be a season ticket holder and fan of Newcastle, but you’ve no contacts there either. You’re not actually a Geordie, you’re someone who was drummed out of Scarborough, probably frightened to death of who you might bump into round there. And the Geordie’s don’t like being compared to a piece of scum like you. They’re actually decent people in the main, even Ant and Dec aren’t all that bad!

I also enjoyed this next bit of vintage Duncan, posted in response to someone pointing out that Kuyt hadn’t scored for a bit. Perhaps hinting that Kuyt was as likely as Crouch to be sold, seeing as both were Rafa’s own signings, both were playing quite well without scoring:

#60916 – minutes seconds ago
Re: bascombe on crouch [Re: Rborhara]
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Kuyt has been a bit iffy recently which is a shame but we all know that it takes time to settle, plus his old man is seriously ill which is a distraction. I’m sure he’ll come good.

Dunk tries hard to make his bullshit fit any facts people throw at him – and he bans anyone that really makes him look a dickhead. Which could explain why Kop_5 and JD post replies as if they actually believe Dunk – they don’t want to be banned. I hope it’s that, rather than them actually being so gullible as to believe Dunk really does have knowledge from inside the club! How gullible can anyone be to actually believe Dunk knows more than Chris Bascombe? Chris is a qualified journalist who went to Uni to study journalism and actually gets to speak to Rafa Benitez just about every day of the week, and other players and officials from the club at very regular intervals. Dunk is a lazy Konman who left school without any qualifications and got kicked out of the army (probably for being lazy) before setting off on his career to rip anyone off he could. The closes he gets to Melwood is to stand on a bin looking over the wall. He no longer has his season ticket for Anfield so doesn’t even get inside Anfield that way any more.

Sean was less worried about being banned, pointing out that Dunk was completely wrong with his bullshit statement. Either he’s not bothered about being banned, or doesn’t realise that he soon will be. Never question anything said by Dunk or one of his aliases. NEVER…

#60917 – minutes seconds ago Re: bascombe on crouch [Re: Rborhara]
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bascombe stated at times last year that lfc will not evolve until crouuch is our plan B and not our plan A. Whether you agree with him or not it appears that rafa thinks the same way.

I just feel that players of his type are very difficult to get hold of and are vital in english football. Would you sign him for la liga? Of course not but here is different.

He will get better with age as he has no pace anyway and i see no reason why he would want to leave.

I hear what you are saying Dunk but bascombe not only used rafa’s quote in the paper but also in his own words said crouch will be going nowhere unless rafa’s mind changes in the summer.

Bascombe normally leaves an issue silent rather than end up with egg on his face e.g. were we to sell crouch in jan i will be sending him an email asking why he printed stuff today!!

No chance of him going in January in my opinion.
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#60918 – minutes seconds ago Re: bascombe on crouch [Re: Kop_5]
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even if we get Big bucks to spend in the summer ?

well every player has their price mate.

Just seems to me that rafa certainly is good at realising if he aint happy with a player he has bought. However, Crouch aint done nothing wrong in my opinion. You need 4 strikers and Fowler aint upto much so think its being hasty to say the least.
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#60925 – minutes seconds ago Re: bascombe on crouch [Re: JD]
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no imo crouch hasn’t done anything wrong to be sold but maybe he has been showing his discontent and maybe rafa is growing impatient with him and if we get money to spend can we do better than crouch,i wonder how jon carew would do for us
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#60930 – 57 minutes 35 seconds ago Re: bascombe on crouch [Re: Kop_5]
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Crouch hasnt done anything wrong. I think its just a case if Rafa is going to get alot more money he wants better quality. However, I hope he doesnt make the mistake of selling him and not having someone else lined up. He did that with Owen and mucked up by not replacing him at all.
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JD, Kop_5 – Dunk is a know-nothing fat conman. Stop believing him over people like Bascombe. And if either of you donated to the Koptalk Alder Hey appeal, are you glad your money paid for Dunk’s Christmas booze order? He’s STILL not shown a single receipt, or a single screenshot, as he promised he would, from the Alder Hey purchases.

Why not? What is he hiding? How much profit did he make from it? It only takes a few minutes to scan some receipts in after all.

LFC squatter doesn’t like taste of own medicine

Duncan Oldham says that this blog doesn’t bother him. He loves the negative publicity because he says there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

He tells anyone who listens how the publicity has done him no end of good. Book sales and memberships went through the roof in the summer, he claimed.

Funny how this surge in memberships was followed days later by the closure of his “free” sites. (“Free” as in no membership fee, not “Free” as in “free speech”). Maybe he Konned a few leftover free-site visitors into paying for his pathetic £30 members’ “service”, but I’d hardly call it a surge. The vast majority of the posts made in there are from Dunk, ST3, Katie and Rich Tea. We get to watch the increasingly sad Rich Tea make a fool of himself with his chat-up lines to Katie. Even he’s started posting less now, realising perhaps at long last that the text message he uses as the basis of his faith in Dunk was actually a fake one. Most of the posts on Koptalk now are from 3 or 4 particular members and the rest are from Dunk, his aliases or whichever family member he’s Konned into helping out. Often times  a thread consists of Dunk saying something dull, then replying to himself as “Koptalk.com” half an hour later, before Katie steps in 20 minutes later, followed by “ST3″ (actually Dunk).  People paid £30 for something they could get for this!

As for the book – well I really can’t see many people forking out the £5 deposit for the book that doesn’t exist, and has failed to exist ever since it was first announced three or four years ago. Not after reading here about this being the case.

The book was promised by Dunk before the start of the new season, but he later changed that to “by the end of the year”. He later changed it again to “by the end of the season”. That’s all well and good, and we look forward to it, but unless he’s got the presses rolling as we speak it looks like we’re all going to get some free memberships to his site…

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What book

I guarantee that it will be out 2006 or FREE Gold Club memberships for everyone for life lol!

I just need Steve to get his arse back.  

S0, four days (including today) to get the book out Dunk. Or it’s “FREE Gold Club memberships for everyone for life”.  LOL!

We look forward to it, we’ll have a lot of fun with our free memberships.

One of the reasons this blog has been a success is because nobody likes a bully. Dunk has been an internet bully for years now. Anyone who stands up to him is banned from his forums, and in the past any forums who allowed members to speak the truth about him were threatened with legal action. He’s also taken great pleasure in buying alternative domain names from other LFC sites and pointing them to his own sites. See Cyber Squatter on here for more about the numerous names he’s taken.

As with all bullies, the thing they really detest is a taste of their own medicine. It’s threats of legal action against him that are probably behind his recent 9-day pretend visit to New York.  As for the domain names, his excuses in the past included “I bought them to protect them for my fellow Reds” or some such bullshit. He later admitted that he bought them because those sites had allowed members to speak the truth about him (although he didn’t put it that way of course). Funny though, when someone did it to him he didn’t like it at all. www.koptalk-insider.com’s secret owner (not connected in any way to this blog) got the following email…

Dear Customer,

We are contacting you regarding the possible cancellation of your
privacy service for koptalk-insider.com.

We have received notice that there is a potential legal issue with this
domain regarding trademark infringement and as such, you will need to
contact the complainant listed below in this case for more information
on this matter. We will verify that contact has been made no later
than 2 PM (PST) January 2, 2007. Failure to contact the complainant
and if needed, provide your contact information will result in the
cancellation of your privacy service for the domain in question. We
apologize that we are not able to be of further assistance in this
matter at this time.

Complainant information,
Paul Harper
Email: office@koptalk.info
PO Box 556
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NE 28 7WZ

Kindest Regards,

Rene Saenz
Office of the General Manager

(Remember, this blog doesn’t bother him, he loves the free publicity). I am quite happy to act as an agent for the domain’s owner in terms of the provision of contact details – please supply my email address, koptalk.insider at gmail.com as the contact, and my name, “Koptalk Insider”. My name, “Koptalk Insider” is real as the name provided above, “Paul Harper”.  And I’d also point out that PO Box numbers don’t really count as postal addresses for legal matters so he needs to provide something better for that too.

It would also be interesting for Dunk to point out how the term “Kop Talk”, differs from “The Liverpool Way” and “EST1892″ and other such LFC terms he’s stolen the domain names for. “Kop Talk” refers to conversations amongst Liverpool fans  on the most famous stand in world football. The term “Kop” is used at more than one ground for the home end, and has been since the turn of the last century. If anyone took a trademarked term illegally it has to be pointed out that Duncan Oldham started using the term “Kop Talk” for his site after he’d seen the success of the premium-rate phone service (and, later, a website) called “Team Talk”. I’d be interested in seeing the outcome of his legal actions against anyone using the term “Kop Talk” – because he’ll then be open to the same judgement for his many stolen “trademarks” too.

And he’ll need to skim a lot more money out of his dodgy charity appeals to pay those costs then.  We’ve still not seen a receipt for the Alder Hey appeal. Not one. Perhaps if you send an email to him you’ll have more luck than we have…

“Liverpool” site’s £20m defender claim not what you’d think

Wondering who Liverpool’s £20m defender is? If you read Koptalk’s latest misleading headline then you’d probably be thinking that Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez had put that price onto one of our players. But no, it’s a price tag on someone else’s player, and the headline was designed to attract hits from people who think the word “Kop” in a website title means it’s a Liverpool website. In reality the “KopTalk” website is run by a former Leeds United fan who currently owns a Newcastle United season ticket and gets most of his transfer exclusives from the S*n or the Newcastle Evening Chronicle. The rest he makes up or steals from other LFC sites, without any acknowledgement, even claiming he’s got his own contacts inside the club!

#58301 – Yesterday at 01:56 PM
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Clubs interested in recruiting Micah Richards will have to stump up £20million, so say his club Manchester City.

The teenage right-back who can also play in the centre of defence, has seen his valuation rocket following serious interest from Chelsea and that’s bad news for the likes of ourselves, Arsenal and Spurs who are all keen on signing him.

Manchester United are also keen on the youngster but Sir Alex has reportedly been told that funds will be there to compete with Chelsea if the Old Trafford boss wants to push ahead with a formal offer.

Expect more of the same from Koptalk next month – the transfer windows are  the busiest times of year for Koptalk, the times of year where they can make up more and more misleading headlines in an attempt to Kon people into parting with £30 for “insider” news.

Koptalk have no contacts at the club at any level. That includes gatemen, who aren’t going to be so easily bribed by the fat Konman. (In the summer, Oldham claimed to have persuaded a gateman, through the gateman’s brother, to become the latest member of the payroll for Koptalk. He of course hadn’t spoken to any gateman’s brother, and of course has no payroll of insiders and informers to add the gateman too. On the same day he claimed he’d got the painters at Anfield ringing him up with the identities of everyone who arrived at Anfield – he was at Melwood at the time. He also claimed he was set to move into Chris Waddle’s £300,000 home overlooking Melwood. Yes, that Chris Waddle. The Geordie one who’s never played for any of the Merseyside teams.)

As well as making up transfer stories to get people to part with £30, Dunk has spent a good amount of the last few years selling fake “signed” merchandise, and launching dubious “charity” appeals. Earlier this year he was combining the two, selling footballs with the most laughable of fake signatures on them for £100, similarly fake shirts for over £200, FA Cup final tickets (not fakes) for £1600 a pair – all supposedly for the benefit of his disabled cousin Lauren. Lauren never saw more than a token amount of what was collected at the beginning. Tens of thousands of pounds had been taken from Liverpool fans by the Koptalk Konman. Even now, in full knowledge of the accusations we’ve made, Oldham hasn’t yet confirmed that any of the money found its way to Lauren. Send him an email at support@koptalk.com and ask him what happened to the money. He’ll tell you to ask Lauren!

Just as we got closer to Christmas he launched an appeal for Alder Hey. Surely he couldn’t be about to rip people off again, not in full view of this blog with its thousands of daily visitors. We were worried about him asking for all donations to be paid straight into the Koptalk paypal account instead of him setting something separate up. At the same time I hoped this was finally a sign that he wanted to put things right, start offering something back from all his past cons and thefts.

After failing to show any receipts, after hiding the evidence of who’d donated what and how much it came to, after hiding his list of what he’d claimed to spend his money on, the whole lot was deleted from his forum. No mention of it, no sign of it, and I reported this in my last post on here.

But then I thought I’d got it wrong, I thought I’d missed the latest home of the Koptalk Alder Hey Appeal.

This appeal had first appeared as a sub-forum of its own, under the “Executive Lounge’ bit of the tumbleweed-infested Koptalk members’ site.

Then it moved to be a sub-forum of its own, this time under the “Chill Out Room” section of the same very quiet website.

All along there’d be different, important, threads related to the appeal disappearing on Dunk’s whims. Threads that showed evidence of how the money had come in. Members would leave a message saying how much they had pledged, “Katie” would list each pledge, then when it was received would show how much came through after the Pay Pal charges had gone out. Those threads were deleted as soon as it got close to the time to add it all up.

Later the forum was deleted altogether, and Dunk put just the threads he wanted his readers to see, and put them in various places throughout his site.

As we got closer to Christmas the only thread left for his members to see showed an email from Alder Hey and some photos from the “Imagine Appeal” offices at Alder Hey. More importantly was a promise that the receipts from the purchases would be scanned in and put onto the site, “over Christmas”. The fact that these receipts were, according to previous promises by Dunk, supposed to have been handed straight to Alder Hey “for guarantee purposes” at the same time as the goods were handed over was just another example of how Dunk continually goes back on his word without explanation.

On Christmas Eve all references to the appeal were removed, as far as I could tell.

The idiot running Koptalk, Duncan Oldham, had spent a week pretending to be in New York, when he was clearly still in Wallsend. Yet he couldn’t be arsed to spend five minutes scanning in those receipts to prove how he’d done all of this above board for the first time in his Internet life.

This morning I looked at the site and spotted this…

So the forum is almost certainly still there, just hidden from members.

What are you hiding Duncan?

Lie after lie as Koptalk Konman starts to hide the evidence

For the past few days I’ve had people pressing me to know what’s going on “behind the scenes” regarding KopTalk.

Some people are still trying hard to cling on to a hope that Duncan Oldham isn’t the conman we’ve painted him to be this past nine months or so. They feel sure that he’s got to have some redeeming qualities, that his cons aren’t all that bad. I wish that were true.

Various arguments are used to defend him, none of which really carry much weight I’m afraid.

He can’t even run this Alder Hey appeal, one which he knew he was carrying out under deep scrutiny, without being deceptive, without changing the rules and hiding things.

Last Friday he claimed he was on his way to New York. He was even pretending to be on the plane as he was typing messages (on his forum) to his odd friend Smoove. It was one of the funniest lies he’s told, and he’s told some funny lies. Somebody left a comment on here pointing out that he’d not be able to access the internet from on the plane. Poor Dunk – too thick to check a few facts before making up these outrageous lies.

Once he’d told the lie though he had to keep on playing at it. So at around 9pm on Friday he stopped posting as Dunk. I’ve no idea why he decided he’d better stop posting as Dunk. He was quite happily posting as Dunk at the time he was pretending to be on the plane, so why stop on Friday night? Let’s face it, if he’s got the money to have a dedicated internet connection system fitted into the plane just for him, he can surely pay a few quid to get some WiFi access in one of the world’s busiest cities. Not to mention the fact he could have borrowed Smoove’s internet access for half an hour – Smoove was picking him up from the airport…

It was all a pantomime though of course, at least this time it was in season. The Fairytale of New York goes on for nine days though, because that’s what he claimed in his moment of fantasy on Friday.

On Sunday he used his daughter’s login to post – after a while though he realised this wasn’t really appropriate. At least I hope that’s what happened – his 13-year-old daughter should not be posting – as an Administrator – next the threads containing “jokes” about the Ipswich murders.

So on Monday he had to resort to his old favourite when he’s hiding behind the couch – pretending to be ST3. Oh and also using the “Koptalk.coN” login.

All this deception at a time when we’re supposed to believe his Alder Hey appeal is all above board. So stupid and unneccessary, unless there’s another reason he’s got to pretend not to be around…

The shoutbox was the only active place on Koptalk this past few days (it’s getting quieter and quieter by the day). In there Dunk was posting as “koptalk.coN” to start with. He wasn’t happy that there had been a thread about his cons on the front page of the official site all day, but pretended not to be too bothered.

Istanbul05] I see KT is being slated again on .tv
[KOPTALK.COM] what a surprise, who cares
[KOPTALK.COM] a couple of sptty teenagers
[Istanbul05] who the hell is Rupert Insider? how can you take anything seriously with a name like that, lol
[KOPTALK.COM] lol
[southafricanred] where you see that name?
[Istanbul05] in the article, the whole thing seems pretty childish, dont know why they have it on their home page
[KOPTALK.COM] i’ll let you try and work that one out
[kenny_lfc] You CON MEN!!!! \:D
[kenny_lfc] oh and women… \:D
[kenny_lfc] nah only kidding but its quite amusing to see it on the official
[KOPTALK.COM] we appreciate the publicity, they’re all nuts
[KOPTALK.COM] katie please can we have the alder hey figures finalised so that we can close that forum and buy the rest of the stuff
[KOPTALK.COM] this needs doing asap
[Mabs_Miah] is there a new mobile No. for steve?

We’ve been told the next comment was quickly changed from “him” to “me”. (And I’m not a teenager Dunk, I’m in my mid-thirties. You’re the one pretending to be a teenager silly! Do keep up.)

[ST3] not yet, cant you get me
[hocko] Dunk any news on Koptalk badges
[Mabs_Miah] no problem steve, just remember seeing something about a new number.
[ST3] hocko, we’re waiting for stock, could you email me steve@koptalk.com and I will put it on my priority list. apologies/
[ST3] ok mabs, as soon as it changes it will be on site
[Craig] Ste, don’t forget to enable my goal & news alerts (a,b,c,d). rang you on fri about it
[Murielson] Have we got goal alerts back yet?
[ST3] we do teams, half time update, full time update and major lfc news

A quick mention there of the new goal alerts service – not as many texts being sent as they claimed they’d send.

It always cheers me up when Dunk says he likes the publicity, because then I know he’s got no problems with us carrying on posting.

Later on and Dunk had dropped the “Koptalk.coN” username and was just posting as ST3. The fairytale continued…

[ST3] yeh we’ve lost some good posters but every day new people come in. we rarely ban anyone but if people act like idiots what can we do? we always ask people nicely to cool it for the benefit of everyone and if we do ban someone they’re always welcome back.
[ST3] and at the end of the day they’re still around on other sites and we dont have a problem with other sites, some just seem obsessed with us
[ST3] katie will be back soon
[pacman] Exactly I’m a member of 1 other site and I can still speak to them there however I always go to Koptalk 1st because it’s the best site for stories and talk about Liverpool football club.
[ST3] people seem to think we dont like other sites, its crazy

It’s actually quite funny listening to Dunk ramble on, pretending to be ST3, but forgetting himself. People know you don’t like other sites Dunk – except RAWK. I know you like RAWK because I’ve now worked out how you’ve been making use of their picture thread. You’ve not got access to any photo agencies hi-res photos yourself after all. As for all other LFC sites – well I’d say the domain name “thefts” (see Cyber Squatting here on this blog) are proof that you are frightened of the threats other sites pose to your cosy con-filled world.

Pacman defended Dunk a little too, although for all I know he might not be as gullible as he sounds – he could be on a bit of a wind-up with the fat one, enjoying a bit of fun before he gets round to leaving once and for all. He does know about the blog, but he seems to think it’s ok to keep supporting the so-called Liverpool site that supports the S*n. As I say though, he might be pretending – I hope so, because otherwise he’s not much of a Red really is he?

“ST3″ was still going on and on about how hard done to the angels of Koptalk were…

[ST3] well we don’t debate anyone which is why we wont have debates about former members, there isnt one person that we dont like (Panto voice: Oh yes there is…)
[ST3] i think some people just see it as a joke which is fine but behind the scenes dunks family have been suffering (Panto voice: Oh no they’ve not…) , he’ll rise above it but i know some people have been hurt (Panto voice: Oh no they’ve not…)
[pacman] At first you think it’s someone with a gripe against Dunk but when you see they seem to be dedicating their whole life to Dunk it’s just downright scary. My bro was a member of Koptalk years ago and tbh he warned me off when I 1st joined.
[pacman] he’s not Dunks biggest fan but I have my own mind and still wanted to join
[ST3] thing is dunk treats people like they treat him (Panto voice: Oh no he doesn’t. Panto voice off: In fact he treats most people like shit, stealing from them and threatening them. He threatened to rip my face off.)
[pacman] I spoke to him last week about what’s been going on and although he still has issues with Dunk (each to their own) he thinks what has been said on the net is taking it all to far. (Dunk can stop this today. I’ve emailed him and offered him the chance, again, to try and put things right. BEFORE IT GOES ANY FURTHER! He’s not replied, not even acknowledged the email. Pacman – stop taking sides and try to be open-minded about it. Read the signs on this site of Oldham stealing from your fellow Red and his attitude towards a “newspaper” boycotted by Liverpool fans. He’s a Newcastle-supporting former Leeds fan who latched onto the Reds because the world-wide fan base makes it easier for him to rip people off. Ask him about the shirts he’s sold that were either fakes or didn’t exist. Ask him about the way he’s ripped off so many Irish Reds. Ask him – and don’t give up until you get a good explanation.)
[ST3] people often misunderstand that the site has always tried to be controversial to make people talk (And that’s ok is it? The controversies that concern us aren’t the ones where people discuss if Jermaine Pennant was good value for money or not. The controversies we don’t like are the ones where Koptalk try to ruin the careers of LFC players by spreading complete bullshit about them. Or the ones where Koptalk add S*n adverts to their site just to piss off former members. Or the many, many examples of theft from Liverpool supporters. Silly Dunk – you’re running out of people who believe you.)
[ST3] in terms of news that is!
[ST3] dunks sound, hed do anything for anyone (Panto voice: Oh no he wouldn’t…)
[martinf] i was sad to see the informer go

The Informer was of course Dunk pretending to be someone else. (It sounds like MartinF’s on a wind-up, but he might not be.)

Then came the funniest lie since the New York one. His wife booted him out months ago, he’s already told us about this when he spoke of only getting access to his kids at weekends, and he’s dropped other clangers giving it away too. Now, all of a sudden, he’s going to be a dad again!

[ST3] but he wont be around much longer because hes worried about the kids and he has another on the way

So who’s having it for you Dunk? It’s not Maria, is it one of the myspace birds you claimed you managed to shag in the summer?Dunk deleted this section of posts from the shoutbox shortly afterwards, no doubt realising that this was another lie too far. Now that we’ve blogged about it he can’t pretend it wasn’t said, so expect some rather sick explanations about why this baby didn’t arrive in the end. He’s done it before, I’ve no doubts at all he’ll try and do it again.

Meanwhile, Dunk/ST3 was diverted to the question of what had happened to the “Informer”…

[ST3] isnt he still here?
[pacman] My bro has been these forums for 10 years there isn’t anyone he doesn’t know. I think he’s even had a beer or 2 with him
[martinf] I hadn’t seen him and assumed he had left
[pacman] Dunk that is
[ST3] i’ll look and see if hes still here
[pacman] Dunk can still get it up?
[martinf] when i met you at goodison Ste i thought a knne jerk forum would be handy and still do as we have a few too many doom mongers at times
[ST3] flmao
[martinf] people like el mtajo always cheer me up and make a lot of people laugh
[ST3] informer is still here but hasnt been on for a couple of weeks
[ST3] thats what its about laughing
[martinf] Ste are you and Dunk going to the derby?
[martinf] That Goodison Dinner was a piss
[ST3] i know if dunk had ever upset anyone, and he has a few lol, that if they were genuine, he would not only apologise but he’d do what was right by them (Liar – you’ve been asked to do this in my email from last night. Not to apologise to me, I wouldn’t particularly value your apology, but you’ve stolen from hundreds of Reds – apologise)
[ST3] i dont know. tix depend on dunk. (Dunk doesn’t have access to tickets for league games, he’s not got his season ticket any more)
[Istanbul05] anyone think if Arsenal will field a strong 11 tomorrow
[martinf] its only common sense really isn’t it? Some people need to sit back and see the bigger picture and stop taking things so seriously. I have seen some of the anti-koptalk sites and was very cncerned. Som much pent up hate never ever does any good (It’s not really hate though Martin. It’s annoyance, he’s scum. I rarely use that word, I don’t even call Man Utd “scum”, but Oldham is SCUM. I urge you to try reading the blog again, with an open mind, and point out anything in particular that you think might be wrong. I dislike Dunk because of what he does, but I’m still hopeful he’ll finally make an apology).
[ST3] its sad because i could never do that to anyone i didnt like only because i wouldnt waste my time (Says the “man” who claims (falsely) that he’s got enough dirt on the inner workings of LFC to be able to write a book about it. If “Anfield Exposed” did exist in the way it’s been described by Dunk, it would be much more damaging than this blog. Again, Dunk, your stupidity trips you up. You are an idiot).

Later on and the shoutbox was the scene of another change of mind over the Alder Hey appeal. It seems that “woodyp” had read somewhere that Alder Hey were going to be getting their visit from KopTalk today. Dunk had told us that Koptalk would be getting all the gifts together and getting them to Alder Hey – in the presence of other members. There’d be no publicity either remember (although last week Katie let it slip that they planned to take photos of the day!)Earlier on in the evening I’d sent my email to Koptalk reminding them that the receipts from Amazon, Argos and anywhere else had to show that the purchases had been made with cash, not vouchers, and that they had to be dated after the start of the appeal. I was worried that the console and TV might have been ones that Dunk had spent Lauren’s money on in the summer. Now I could be mis-reading this, but it sounds like Dunk might be changing his mind about what he’s bought…

[woodyp] Steve, do you have any arrangements for tomorrow (Alder Hey)?
[ST3] no because we have been inundated with donations so we need to tot up and buy stuff. i’m sending out emails now to people about the handover
[woodyp] cheers mate
[ST3] we’re trying to sort it all out we just didnt want to rush things today
[ST3] we have collected the tv and stand, xbox and stuff but we have a lot more to spend yet
[ST3] e may struggle with stuff ourselves so we may hand over a cheque

Well make sure we see those receipts and screen shots Dunk – before you go to Alder Hey too, we wouldn’t want you to hand them over and “forget” to scan them for us would we?

Then this morning Dunk decided to get rid of the whole forum that contained people’s pledges and details of how much PayPal had taken because of Dunk’s refusal to collect the money properly. Dunk should be matching that amount himself.

Also, did the Argos voucher Dunk claimed to order ever get delivered?

What happened to Marcel’s £26?

It’s a big amount that was collected, considering that last time I checked a lot less than 100 people had contributed. And the total suddenly increased as I was writing this, but no indication was given as to why. The forum had been deleted with all the information about what some of the money had already been spent on. There was nowhere for anyone to say if they’d donated a late amount of money (even though Dunk said the collection closed on Sunday).

Dunk – if you’ve nothing to hide, why are you hiding this forum? Why did you hide the threads last week that had details of people’s donations in? What are you hiding?

First message about the total…

#54914 –   minutes   seconds ago
Alder Hey – Total Received = £1893.00
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Congratulations! The community here donated £1893.00 to Alder Hey by way of vouchers or online donations. Don’t forget that some members sent cheques and gifts direct to Alder Hey also plus another member is dropping off a couple of car loads of new toys. I would say we easily raised over £2000 over the last couple of weeks which is amazing considering this is a private community (non-members were not invited to participate).

We have purchased various goods already but we have a lot more spending to do. Hopefully this will be finished tomorrow (Wednesday). Later today we will update the list of goods purchased and we’ll add it to the site as soon as we can.

Alder Hey staff have been overjoyed by your support. A note from them will be added to the site in due course.

Although we are no longer accepting donations for our collective effort, you may still send gifts and donations direct to Alder Hey. If you have pledged something to our appeal but haven’t send it in yet, please send direct to Alder Hey now and not us as it will be returned.

If you would like to make a donation to Alder Hey, please make your cheque payable to “Alder Hey Children’s Hospital” and send it to:

Fundraising Department (IA/KT)
Alder Hey Children’s Hospital
Eaton Road
Liverpool
L12 2AP

As made perfectly clear on the site, KopTalk has not deducted even 1 single penny from the amounts we received for any form of admin, travelling or delivery costs to Alder Hey. These have been paid by ourselves. All receipts etc will be added in due course with confirmation from Alder Hey of what they received.

Thankyou for supporting Alder Hey this Christmas

Shortly afterwards, the same message was edited with the increase in the total…

#54913 – Today at 10:49 AM
Alder Hey – Total Received = £1913.00
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Congratulations! (snip)
Edited by ST3 ( 19 minutes 12 seconds ago)

Dunk – I feel uneasy about this, you’re hiding something. And I don’t just mean the forums, the threads, the amount from “Marcel” – you are trying it on here, I’m fairly sure of it.

Stop pretending to be in New York, nobody believes you.

Stop pretending to be an expectant father, nobody believes you.

Stop telling people to contact Lauren’s family themselves if they want to find out whether you stole from her or not – tell us how much you collected and how it was spent.

Stop the fairytales Two thousand pounds is a lot of money for you to take without proving how you spent it, without proving you didn’t use it for your own ends. Especially if your usual claim of being about to leave the site finally comes true this time.

Comp for tickets could help Reds fans spread the word

The night before last I managed to post on here about the departure of Johhny H without realising his exit had already been covered by Sawyer Insider. After days of reading all about coffee and TV (mainly coffee though) I’d not wanted to waste any time in getting the news onto the blog. I went straight to the page for new posts, and only saw Sawyer’s post later.

Tonight I nearly did it again. Two juicy bits of Duncanisms in one night. Dunk thinks his site is big, but he doesn’t base it on hits, he bases it on the fact that we blog about him. Before I could write something about how he got it wrong in so many ways, I found Sawyer Insider had already got it covered. All I can add is that Dunk says he doesn’t “see players as heros now” – well we knew this already Oldham. A few weeks back you were saying you’d be happy if Anfield was knocked down and replaced by an Asda, and that rather than being a Liverpool fan you are just a neutral, or impartial. Maybe that’s what it is. Maybe what’s happened is that you supported Leeds as a kid, Liverpool in your early twenties, Newcastle in your late twenties, and now as you head towards your mid-thirties you’ve given up pretending and don’t support anyone.

Thanks to Sawyer for getting that on the site tonight though, I hope everyone enjoyed it.

The other bit of classic Oldham pea-brained stupidity for today was when he shot himself in the foot yet again. In fact he blew both his legs off this time. All our recent efforts to persuade his honorary members to leave his site were wasted. We didn’t need to say a word. He’s done it for us. Or at least he claims he has. Thanks to Rupert this time for spotting it and getting onto the site. The main contributions on his site these days are from Honorary Members, but now he says he’s ditched them all unless they’ve paid. Then again, he’s claimed he’s done this before, so why’s he doing it again? Was it bullshit last time? Is it bullshit this time? Are the honorary members really being removed? (It’s not quite true of course to say honorary members are the only members contributing heavily to his site. The real heavy posters now are Dunk, Steve and Katie.)

I’ve said a few times now that Duncan Oldham does not have season tickets for Anfield. He claims he has them, but he hasn’t. He did have them once, he used to go in the “Flat Iron” near the ground because people have told me they used to see him – but that was years ago. He doesn’t dare show his face there now of course.

So either he’s dumped the tickets altogether, or he touts the chance to use them just like he touts certain cup tickets. The waiting list for season tickets is long – people will pay to jump the queue, and Dunk likes the idea of people who’ll pay over the odds for things.

At the moment though he can’t do that too openly. He can’t possibly let his tickets go through an auction on Koptalk or eBay like he’s done in the past. If he’s got season tickets (and it’s a big “if”) then he sold those secretly. For cup tickets he’s decided to give them away in “competitions”. And the poor winner of this latest one, for a Carling Cup tie, gets to sit with Katie. Yes, Katie…

COMPETITION: Go to the Arsenal match with Katie!

Fancy attenting the Liverpool v Arsenal match with us (free) on Tuesday 19th December (7.45pm)? Ok.. well read on.

JMG went to the last match with Steve but this time we’re going to send Katie and Steve although the winner will be sat with Katie only as Steve will be in one of the boxes as he has his own invite. Now she’s only 18 so you have to behave yourself if you win!

The last winner (JMG) flew in from Sweden and Steve picked him up from Manchester airport, so if you are coming from overseas, we might be able to assist in collecting you and dropping you off.

Now to enter this competition all you have to do is predict the time of the first goal – by either side – in minutes and seconds from the match between Liverpool and Galatasaray on 5th December. In the event of no goal we will go by the first corner (the exact second the player takes it).

Your entry will look like this:

xx minutes xx seconds

The winner will receive a free match ticket, free programme, free slap up meal and drinks (from the chip shop) and our excellent company ;\)

All you need to do is reply to this thread. We will post the winning time after the match is played and it’s up to you to work out if you’re a winner as it took ages last time! If you win, shout up within 24 hours or we’ll move down the list.

Katie has tried to limit the age to male under 25’s only but we’re not having any of that

Good luck!

This is where all you current Koptalk members familiar with this blog come in. Enter the competition! Even if you can’t go. Then if you win it, either you or someone who’s willing to go in your place can pass information to Katie (and Steve) about why their fat boss is best to be avoided. If a blog-reader wins, we’ll be able to sort out something for the pair of them to read. Something that might make them stop and think. Steve’s missing out on getting any kind of real job by sitting in a shed answering phone calls from people Dunk’s upset. And now Katie’s doing the same. If you remember about when she was first set to join Koptalk it was as a moderator on evenings, and as a locker-outer at the same time. She was doing this part-time to fit in around college. Well she’s full-time now, college has obviously not worked out for her. Has working for Koptalk caused that?

So – enter the competition and if you win, get in touch with us and we’ll find a way of getting the word to Katie and Steve. If they know full well that they are a key part in Duncan Oldham’s continual frauds (especially Steve, who is always the one with his name against things when there’s any heat from anywhere) then that’s their look-out. But, and I mean this, I don’t think they actually realise what they are a part of. I don’t think Steve realises that he’s in line for a possible criminal conviction if victims decide to push Koptalk over various thefts they’ve been victims of. Yes Steve – a criminal record awaits you if you don’t separate yourself from Koptalk. Ditch Dunk.

Another reason to enter the comp? Well once we know the seat numbers for the tickets we can quickly report Duncan Oldham to the club for breaching the rules on giving tickets away as a competition prize as an enticement to join his pay site.

So what else has been happening on Koptalk? Has Dunk got any news for us Liverpool supporters? Sort of. He read this on the sports pages of his local paper, maybe even on his other favourite club’s website. A Newcastle player has had a car crash…

#41340 – Today at 10:59 AM
Liverpool fan takes out striker
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A Liverpool fan was yesterday involved in a road accident with Newcastle United striker Albert Luque.

The player’s £80,000 Porsche was wrecked when a lorry kitted out with Liverpool flags and shirts ploughed into it.

Neither driver was seriously injured.

That was in the news section would you believe? The bit of the site he’s supposed to use to report Liverpool news! Tomorrow on Koptalk – Cilla Black fan trips over loose paving slab near Tyne Bridge.

So what else can we learn as paying members of the worst football pay-site in Britain? We can learn that Duncan Oldham, its owner, is feeling sorry for himself. Again…

Reds to get relegated or Reds to win Champions League
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If you criticise the side it means you want Rafa out or you play Championship Manager.

If you praise the side you’re looking through rose tinted specs.

Is there a central viewpoint?

Why if someone has a different view to you do you them try to put them down without listening to them? It doesn’t make sense.

We win a game and we’re world beaters, we draw or lose a game and we’re going down. It seems like people use the opposite viewpoint to try and put down someone.

I think our league situation is a crisis by Liverpool FC’s standards. It is not a crisis for clubs around the same points because they’re supposed to have different standards to us.

If we’re a mid table side or only seen as a top 5 side, then our league position is acceptable. If we’re going to retain our historic standards then anything outside the top 2 is a crisis. I say top two because we have to be realistic and look at Chelsea’s wealth so I’ll say top 2.

Now because I have this viewpoint doesn’t mean I want Rafa out. It doesn’t mean I feel we’re going down or that the season won’t be a success somewhere along the way. What it means is I’m a fan that’s really concerned about our league form. I also acknowledge that everyone connected to the club is concerned and I also accept that there is no magic wand.

I’m not paid a few million each year to find the answers or to put in the performances but as a fan, surely all of us are entitled to voice either a positive or negative view providing it’s done so sensibly.

Nobody’s had a pop at me mind, I’m just defending those members who are made to feel like **** just because they’re prepared to speak up about a non-acceptable league position and also those members who don’t want to hang (insert LFC employee name here).

So what Dunk’s saying is that people have been falling out with him.

Maybe someone had been taking the piss out of a member like this next one. “NICK1969″ joined in June and now wants to spread this sort of bullshit. His sixth post in five months and it’s a big lie. To be fair to him he may have been told this by someone who he trusts. Stop trusting him Nick. Alternatively it’s just Dunk spreading the shit again using one of his aliases…

#41194 – Today at 09:12 AM
New Ground – The Esso Stadium
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A rumour from last night that I heard is that the new stadium will be sponsored by ESSO and work will start second week in January – source head groundsmen?

Anyone care to deny or confirm if they have heard this or do we put it down as another rumour?
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#41198 – Today at 09:14 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: NICK1969]
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I used to think we might have a sponsored stadium but i don’t think our chairman would do that to us.
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#41215 – Today at 09:31 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: Todda]
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That depends if our chairman is a rich Dubai based oil magnate!
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#41234 – Today at 09:39 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: Sckair]
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Damn it, I’ll have to see if any of the guys I know at Exxon have heard anything!
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#41265 – Today at 09:58 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: robp]
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It will probably be the Dubai International Capital Stadium, as they are the likely investors, or DICS for short.
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#41290 – Today at 10:16 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: Sckair]
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I meant i don’t think Moores would welcome an invesment that will piss off every liverpool fan around.

If they call it The Esso stadium, or the DICS stadium ther will be alot of unhappy chappys.
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#41306 – Today at 10:31 AM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: Todda]
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“whats in a name?A rose by any other name …….”
What would it matter what the stadium is officially called ,
Theres no chance on gods earth that the official name is what it will be called by the fans.
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#41408 – Today at 12:05 PM Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: TommySmith]
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Originally Posted By: TommySmith
It will probably be the Dubai International Capital Stadium, as they are the likely investors, or DICS for short.

I for one wouldn’t be happy about our stadium being named DICS!!!
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#41480
Re: New Ground – The Esso Stadium [Re: Shaya]
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The Fray Bentos Anfield Stadium.
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Oh that’s hilarious Dunk, so funny. It doesn’t make anyone laugh but you, you moron. The “DICS” thing is amusing, but not your tired old “jokes” about pies. And also you’ll find that it’s not your crap “jokes” people have paid for on the investment front – it’s information they want. But you’ve got none, you don’t have a clue. Their request for anyone being able to “confirm or deny” this fell on deaf ears.

This is the closest Dunk is to investment information. He even puts a title of “INVESTMENT EXCLUSIVE: The next LFC chairman” against it. But it’s all a “joke”. Designed to get people looking, but as always they will have been disappointed by what they see. Not an exclusive, not even a funny “joke”.

#40396
INVESTMENT EXCLUSIVE: The next LFC chairman
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I can exclusively reveal that the following video is that of our new chairman, providing everything goes to plan. You will need audio to fully appreciate the benefits of what he’ll bring to the club.

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I don’t get it \:\(
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can’t open it – who/what is it?
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the potential investors might be the arab group,so we would get a arabian chairman,have a read in the investment thread
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDBAu7lw9Zg&eurl= (The video he’s posted for his “joke”)
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TommySmith Gold Member
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Brilliant.
This is a big hint as to who is winning the takeover battle methinks. (No Tommy it isn’t. Dunk does not know anything about the “takeover battle”. It’s a shite joke from him. Please wake up and see what you are a victim of!)
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no hint, just trying to make people smile \:\) (As always, you only make people smile when you don’t intend to thicko. Your attempt at a “joke” seems to have backfired. Again.)
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Dave100
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Well don’t!

You know that all you need to do is fart and someone will take that as a sign that Glade Air Freshener will be our sponsor next season! (That’s because so many members still believe Duncan Oldham has inside knowledge. And I say “so many”, but how many is it really? Do you still believe him Dave? Just because you are from Wigan, the renowned home of “pie-eaters”, doesn’t mean you have to blindly follow the pie eater himself. Wake up – count how many exlusives you got this summer on transfers for example. Reading what you’ve put I get the feeling you’ve also seen through Dunk – I hope so, because I’ve read some good stuff from you in the past.)
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af Honorary Member (I heard a rumour that “af” had joined another site – est1892. If true then this is good news for “af”, it means he’s got a chance of seeing what’s going on for himself, not what Dunk claims is going on.)
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I never heard of Glade, is he or she any rich?
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#40463 – Yesterday at 01:18 PM Re: INVESTMENT EXCLUSIVE: The next LFC chairman [Re: Dave100]
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Originally Posted By: Dave100
Well don’t!

You know that all you need to do is fart and someone will take that as a sign that Glade Air Freshener will be our sponsor next season!

Sorry boss ;\) (At last an apology from Duncan Oldham. Although he’s not really sorry. And it’s not for any of the things we’ve exposed about him. Pity really, an apology will go a long way towards building bridges for him, but he’s too arrogant to do that. His ego won’t let him “lose” any battles. He still thinks having just the leftovers of a once popular site is “winning”.)
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Dave in shock KopTalk takeover \:o
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No probs. Don’t let it happen again! \:\)
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Originally Posted By: af Dave in shock KopTalk takeover \:o

Sssshhhhhhhhh! Keep it quiet! It’s not a done deal yet!

I’ll trow out some spin first via Zico then do the deal on the quiet!

I value Koptalk at 3000 Steak and Kidney Pies but the big man is holding out for 10,000 pies, 3,000 pasties and a vanilla slice!

On yeah, and he also still wants me to build that Takeaway adjoining Koptalk Head Quarters as part of the deal! He got planning permission for it 5 years ago but couldn’t be bothered doing anything else with it since! \:D
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Dunk, that’s brilliant..

However, does this mean the Dubai will win the takeover?

or you were just joking? (Porch – when I first read your comment I felt so so sorry for you. You’re probably one of the few on Koptalk who’ve not seen the blog and don’t know about other sites. You probably really do think that Duncan Oldham chats to Rick Parry a few times a week and gets texts from Rafa Benitez. He doesn’t of course, doesn’t even have a gateman on his payroll as he often claimed. But your post made Dunk make a characteristic stupid mistake. See his reply…)
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Sorry Porch, I’m only messing mate, I have no idea \:\) (SEE! Duncan, we know you’ve got no idea. We know you are clueless. We know you’ve no contacts. We just haven’t often heard you admit it. Now stop bullshitting and go into more detail as part of an apology to your remaining members. You never know, they might stay with you. It’s the only hope you’ve got now, because every single day more and more of them are learning the truth about you. The blog knows best?)

Look who’s here – Zico! Yes, the current holder of the title of second-biggest bullshitter on Koptalk…

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Met Steve Morgan tthis week
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Met him as part of my business. Reminded me what he’s like and what people on here think.

He get’s a lot of stick on KT but let me tell you, he started Redrow with a £5k loan and must be nearly a £ billionaire now – talk about self made. He is a stickler for perfection. He won’t accept anything less – ask the contractors who built his new house in Cheshire !!! Rumour has it they haven’t made any money out of it as he’s had them back and forth demanding perfection. Ask his former employees at Redrow if they rue the day he left – the answer is a resounding yes.

Ask yourself why the name is REDrow, why his son’s first name and his jet both have ‘Red’ in their names and why the offices of his new company, Harrow estates – are decked out……in red. I have never met a more avid supporter. If you met him, you’d find him an opinionated but humble yet determined man. He may not be involved in the successful bidder but, for those who think he’s a big mouth who knows nothing, you are so wrong. respect to the fella. I like him !!
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I agree entirely. Self made. Total respect due. His mistake is he cares.
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Every time I think of Steve Morgan, I think of his wife at that AGM a few years ago.

Can’t seem to like him since.
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Ah come on. She was defending her husband. You can’t judge someone by their wife or girlfriend \:\)

While it may have been embarrassing to him, it was just emotions spilling over through a very stressful period (in time, not period as in her… oh it doesn’t matter).
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And with that, once again completely awful “joke” from Duncan Oldham, I bring this entry to a close.

Don’t forget – enter the competition for a ticket for the Arsenal game!

Johnny be gone – cheesed off at “made up rubbish”

Yet another of Dunk’s key members walked out on him tonight.

Johnny H was one of those posters who in the past had provided correct “insider” information, thus giving him something of a reputation on Koptalk. Not any more.

I’m delighted for him; delighted he’s not a part of such a disgraceful site, delighted that his actions have matched his reputation. I’ve heard a lot of nice things said about him, and although I’ve said that before about Koptalk members, he’s one of the few not to have one or two bad things said about him too by way of balance. Now he’s left the site that does its best to hurt the club he supports. He’s a Liverpool fan, he shares his “insider” knowledge with his fellow supporters with the same excitement we all do if we hear something positive about our team. Unlike his former favourite site’s owner, who has no insider knowledge whatsoever. Duncan Oldham is that site’s owner, and even with the stuff he makes up or steals from other sites (claiming it as having come from one of his numerous imaginary sources), he only takes pleasure if the news is negative.

Duncan Oldham’s stories tend to be flaky and vague, unless he wants to have a dig at our club. Scouting reports are so vague that when I published one on here I had complaints from false-teeth owners that theirs had shot out when they laughed at the “report”. Ok, I made up the bit about false-teeth, but people did tell me how much they laughed at that particular piece of shite, and I think they used words to suggest something had left their body as they laughed. We get things like, “The boss would be interested in signing this player if the price is right and the player is prepared to accept the wages we offer him and if his agent gets in touch with us and if other targets aren’t available and if…” And although that’s exaggerated slightly, it’s not far off what Dunk usually says. It’s only if he’s accusing Craig Bellamy of a training ground bust-up (it didn’t happen) or Peter Crouch of having given an exclusive to the S*n (as if) that we get any detail.

Johnny might not get another piece of “insider” info ever again, he might be the one who reveals who the new investor is when it finally happens, he might already know who’s lined up in Rafa’s sights for the January transfer window. But Johnny knows one thing for sure. Duncan Oldham’s site does not do what it says on the tin, it does not give exclusive information from inside the Academy, Melwood or Anfield. It has not got anyone on the inside. It makes everything up, with the exception of what it steals.

Johnny says he’s found a new “forum” home, and whichever forum that is, he knows that he can post there without having to pay. He’ll not be helping someone who supports The S*n. He’ll not be adding value to a site that has very, very little value to start with. He’ll not be helping the conman to keep on conning.

And from what I’ve been reading on there of late, he’s not the only one to see that he shouldn’t be there any more.

Click the thumbnail to see how Johhny H left Koptalk. (And a big thanks to the member who sent it to me – he had to be quick to get a copy of it before – yes you guessed – Oldham deleted it.) And look at Johnny’s choice of thread title too; regular blog readers will know the phrase well.