Grant Dunk his wish – report him

Dunk left all the readers of this blog a message today. He left it on his own website of course – he won’t actually correspond directly with us. He’s never had the courtesy to respond to any messages we’ve ever sent him. And although most of our messages may have been asking him difficult questions, none of them have ever been discourteous.

The message related to the infamous Lauren appeal. For the sake of new readers of the blog, Duncan Oldham had collected huge amounts of money “for Lauren” up until last summer, when he suddenly stopped. As well as getting people to set up standing orders to pay Lauren’s parents’ mortgage, he had people paying money straight into his PayPal account, “for Lauren”. He also sold tickets to Liverpool games, “For Lauren”, claiming she would get all the proceeds from the sales – which went up to £1600 for FA Cup final tickets last May. As well as his ticket touting, he sold fake “signed” footballs “for Lauren” and fake “signed” shirts “for Lauren”. Balls were £100, shirts £250.

There are various theories about why he suddenly stopped, including some he made up himself. What’s true is that he stopped after this website picked up on the irregularities in the collection.

I expect a lot of his existing remaining members were a little puzzled as to why the message appeared. A lot of Koptalk’s current members might not even remember Dunk’s long drawn out appeals “for Lauren”. Hopefully they did a search for “Lauren Forsyth” on Google – and found this blog second in the list of sites.

Here’s Dunk’s message, exactly as it appeared. It appeared in a locked thread, to discourage anyone from asking difficult questions about the holes in it…

#85404 – Today at 02:24 PM
Lauren Forsyth
Dunk Dunk Administrator
KopTalk.com
****

Registered: 20/08/04
Posts: 15137
I received an email today from someone who suggested that Lauren Forsyth, my disabled cousin, had been “ripped off” by KopTalk and that I had profited from fundraising on her behalf.

RedTed, a KopTalk member, organised off his own bat a collection for Lauren’s family when she was paralysed a couple of years ago. Other KopTalk members donated a few gifts including teddies, a laptop and even an LFC flag. As she’s a big Red she had a photo of this over her hospital bed if you recall.

Anyway, there were several small donations received by cheque which were paid direct to my mother, Lauren’s aunty. These along with anything else were handed to Lauren’s family. The reason the cheques were made payable to my mother was because she was organising and basically running their lives at the time because Lauren’s parents were destroyed.

Every single penny that came in to support Lauren helped Lauren. It has always been stated on this site by myself, that anyone from this site could visit her family or my own mother to discuss Lauren or any help they contributed.

Lauren had a mini-website on the internet which enabled us to inform those who had supported her to see how she was doing. This was taken down ONLY when a former (banned) member from this site started creeping around her and her family in an unhealthy manner. The same person and their associated friends also started pretending to be teenagers and tried to strike online relationships with various members of my own family, all of whom are or were under 18 at the time. Basically they used networking sites used by kids. This was purely to try and obtain information for their conspiracy theories.

Unlike these people that initially tried to hide and conceal their idenities online in their attempts to discredit myself with their various fantasies, for the simple reason that they have been rejected by the site for whatever reasons or because they are desperately trying to promote their own websites, I am fully accountable.

Instead of making various claims, please go to the police or other organisations because I find it tiresome having to justify myself. Normally I don’t bother but Lauren is very, very special to me.

In the reply to the email I received today I said the following:

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All donations have been handed to Lauren (my own cousin) and her family and to suggest that they haven’t is very upsetting. Please do not be so naive to believe people who have a grudge against KOPTALK and especially myself because they have been kicked off the site or because they are associated to other LFC websites.

If you would like Lauren or her family to send you a letter confirming receipt of your donation, please reply with a postal address and I will get them to send this in writing via recorded delivery.

Failing that you may report this matter to anyone who you feel you need to. I would certainly welcome such action as it will kill such immature and petty conspiracies by people with nothing better to do with their own lives.

Regards

Duncan Oldham

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I have decided to publish this post on here so that it circulates the internet – because they just can’t help themselves. The above response applies to anyone. I don’t answer questions on here about Lauren any more or any of these stupid claims because I’m not going to justify myself to anyone other than, in the following order:

1) Me mam
2) Me Mrs
3) God (the real one)
4) The old bill and associated organisations

It is a waste of time coming to me/us saying “I’ve heard this” or “I’ve heard that”… because my answer will always be this “If you think anything untoward has happened, report it.”

Now I know that the majority of our members are pretty switched on mature people that can think for themselves. Of course KopTalk and myself especially has made mistakes over the years, I’m only human, but whenever I have let someone down, I always do my best to put whatever I did wrong, right.

This post should give the trolls something to discuss but don’t forget the reason for the post, Lauren. Target me, I don’t care, it makes me and the others here at HQ laugh but don’t make Lauren’s life any more miserable than it already is. She’s 18 for crying out loud and paralysed from the waist down. And if anyone thinks I would hurt my own family then they must be extremely dense.

Have these people upset me? No of course not but I felt the need to publish this one.

My attitude is that life is too short. I don’t hold grudges but I have no time for idiots. I just think those responsible must live very shallow lives because while they’re coming up with their latest conspiracy, I’m sat enjoying my life with my family and they’ll never take that away from me.

If they concentrated on their own lives and their own websites, maybe they could better themselves.

So there’s the message as it appeared, I left it intact for you to have a first read through. Now it’s time for one of my usual dissections of this latest rant. How much is true, how many holes are there in it?

“I received an email today from someone who suggested that Lauren Forsyth, my disabled cousin, had been “ripped off” by KopTalk and that I had profited from fundraising on her behalf.” Before we go any further, why hasn’t Dunk ever, EVER shown just how much money was collected “for Lauren”? With various pieces of information we’ve got from people who donated and from various statements left lying around the internet, we’ve a good idea of a minimum amount that was raised. We’ve a good idea of when these amounts were raised. It would not be difficult at all for Dunk to show those kind members of his site how much money was raised during the various phases of what I consider to be a scam.

“RedTed, a KopTalk member, organised off his own bat a collection for Lauren’s family when she was paralysed a couple of years ago. Other KopTalk members donated a few gifts including teddies, a laptop and even an LFC flag. As she’s a big Red she had a photo of this over her hospital bed if you recall.” Who’s “Red Ted”? Is he still a Kop Talk member? Where did the money he collected go? Was that into Koptalk’s pay pal account or was that collected in a different way? Gifts, other than that laptop, were pretty small fry in terms of what we are accusing Dunk of. In the early days of the collection Dunk was, it seems, handing everything over. We saw pictures of Lauren in hospital, we saw pictures of her with the laptop. But all that soon stopped.

“Anyway, there were several small donations received by cheque which were paid direct to my mother, Lauren’s aunty. These along with anything else were handed to Lauren’s family. The reason the cheques were made payable to my mother was because she was organising and basically running their lives at the time because Lauren’s parents were destroyed.” So these cheques – how much did they amount to? Is your mother willing to speak to the authorities about the “several small donations”? The cheques were still being requested to be made payable to your mother long after Lauren first fell ill. We’re talking about when Lauren was back home and living a relatively normal life. For a long time the Pay Pal details that were given were the Koptalk Pay Pal details. Have you a list of all the payments that were “for Lauren”?

“Every single penny that came in to support Lauren helped Lauren. It has always been stated on this site by myself, that anyone from this site could visit her family or my own mother to discuss Lauren or any help they contributed.” Do you seriously mean that? If Lauren is so ill that people need to give up their own money so she can have all kinds of luxuries, does she really want people to meet her to ask her questions about where the tens of thousands of pounds went? Would you like that to happen? I’ve got her home address – should I publish it on the blog? I’ve got the family’s phone number. Should I offer it to any interested readers so they can call her up?

You are saying that rather than you getting off your huge arse and listing all the donations received, by cash, cheque, Pay Pal or actually as a gift, you want busloads of strangers to knock on Lauren’s door! You want her family’s phone to be ringing day and night as the many, many kind people who donated try to find out if she got the money she was supposed to get. They cared about her – she was so, so unlucky to be struck down like this. But you seem to have pocketed most of the money.

“Lauren had a mini-website on the internet which enabled us to inform those who had supported her to see how she was doing. This was taken down ONLY when a former (banned) member from this site started creeping around her and her family in an unhealthy manner. The same person and their associated friends also started pretending to be teenagers and tried to strike online relationships with various members of my own family, all of whom are or were under 18 at the time. Basically they used networking sites used by kids. This was purely to try and obtain information for their conspiracy theories.” Quite a lot of accusations to correct there. First of all, this “mini-website” was little more than an extra way of promoting KopTalk. There were very few updates on the site, and most of them were directly or indirectly promoting Koptalk! Nobody reading that site had a clue how Lauren was doing. In essence it was a great idea. If it had been an honest collection it would have been ideal. Messages I’d expect to see on there would be weekly, or at least monthly, totals of what had been collected for Lauren. Messages saying how the money had been spent. Messages saying how the money had been raised, be it from donations or from the merchandise or ticket sales. There was none of this though. Why? Well from what we can gather, it was because Lauren was not getting any of the money by that stage.

And what’s this about someone, a “former (banned) member”? Who is that member then Dunk? I’m not banned. You don’t even know who I am! So who is this member? Name them, and tell us what they did. If they have been “creeping around her and her family in an unhealthy manner” well why not let us name and shame them? We’ve got a much bigger audience on this blog than Koptalk has, so we can make them suffer a bit. Except it’s not actually true is it? There isn’t anyone who crept in the way you said! I took minutes to find out where Lauren lives, what her phone number was, and it was all available to the general public. And I found it all whilst sat on my arse. No need to creep around for that particular piece of information.

This bit is funny too, carefully worded bullshit unless someone can tell me otherwise: “The same person and their associated friends also started pretending to be teenagers and tried to strike online relationships with various members of my own family, all of whom are or were under 18 at the time.” If anyone did that, they weren’t connected to this blog. I know I certainly didn’t. Why pretend to be a teenager? And who were the members of your family? Would it be the member who goes by the name of “Katie” on Koptalk, Katrina Cushnahan? She’s 17, but nobody knew this until this blog pointed it out. Koptalk decided it would be better if she lied about her age and so all Koptalk’s readers were told she was 18. Again, nobody from this blog tried to set up an “online relationship” with her or anyone else (who else do you mean by the way? Steve?) And her flirting in the “shout box” with the sad, lonely, middle-aged Rich Tea and DMH Pioneer is something you encourage to help the hits, to keep up a bit of interest in the almost-dead site.

“Basically they used networking sites used by kids. This was purely to try and obtain information for their conspiracy theories.” Dunk – these “kids” are your employees. Your site is “moderated” by you, by 17-year-old Steve, 17-year-old Katrina and some nobody from New York who doesn’t actually even understand soccer, as he’d call it. But “kids” rule the roost on your poor site. And you call it “mature”!

Unlike these people that initially tried to hide and conceal their idenities online in their attempts to discredit myself with their various fantasies, for the simple reason that they have been rejected by the site for whatever reasons or because they are desperately trying to promote their own websites, I am fully accountable. Fully accountable! When? When have you ever issued any accounts? You should have done, but you never have. You claim to have thousands of members paying £30 each yet you don’t even charge VAT. If you’ve got thousands of members paying £30 each then you HAVE to charge VAT. I’ve never revealed my identity to anyone – and that’s really, really pissed you off. You’d love to know who I am – but you never managed it. You’d have loved to have had the satisfaction one day of telling Steve you’d banned me (or that I’d banned myself) – but you never did. I’ve not got “various fantasies” about Koptalk and its fat-fingered owner, but I have told anyone who’d listen what the truth was. And “desperately trying to promote their own websites” – well look at the list of sites on here and you’ll see a long list of Liverpool FC websites. Yours isn’t there, but it’s not really a Liverpool FC website. It’s an argument you used years ago, when people left your site disillusioned by the lies and scams to set up their own LFC websites. People believed you, that these people were criticising you from “jealousy” and because they wanted their own websites to get your visitors! Well this website has one subject – Koptalk.coN and its fat owner. We aren’t a Liverpool FC website, we don’t make any money from this, we exist purely to warn people about Koptalk.

“Instead of making various claims, please go to the police or other organisations because I find it tiresome having to justify myself.” OK then. Everybody reading this – phone the police, write to the police, call the tax office, speak to Trading Standards. He thinks he can hide from them – will he be so confident when they look at the money he’s taken in, for Lauren or not, and the lack of tax he’s paid on it? Because they can look at his various accounts in great detail. You see the fact he’s taken money “for Lauren” when it was for himself was fraud, but not the only fraud he’s carried out. The more people that get in touch with the authorities the sooner they’ll look into him. “Normally I don’t bother but Lauren is very, very special to me.” No she’s not special to you Dunk. She’s just a means to an end for you, and until we got in your way she was a very lucrative means to an end for you. When she was in hospital recently (if she was in hospital at all) she was the last person you were thinking of. Your posts were full of self-pity, and very little concern for Lauren.

“All donations have been handed to Lauren (my own cousin) and her family and to suggest that they haven’t is very upsetting. Please do not be so naive to believe people who have a grudge against KOPTALK and especially myself because they have been kicked off the site or because they are associated to other LFC websites.” It doesn’t wash any more though Dunk. People know that this website is not here for the sake of helping another LFC website. We just want your website off the LFC radar, because it’s shite and full of lies, it reflects badly on our club. I’ve no “grudge” against KopTalk, I just don’t want fellow Reds to continue being ripped off by a S*n-loving thief who puts pretend tattoos on his arm and goes to more Newcastle games (with his season ticket) than Liverpool games. I’ve never been kicked off your site, and again, people know this. You’ll have to think of new ways to try and discredit me.

“If you would like Lauren or her family to send you a letter confirming receipt of your donation, please reply with a postal address and I will get them to send this in writing via recorded delivery.” Duncan – you are a liar. Do you honestly think that anyone would fall for that? They send you their postal address, and all of a sudden a few days later a letter arrives “from Lauren” saying “thanks” for the donation? Dunk – you would be the person sending the “receipt”! We aren’t as thick as you are. I’ve got a better idea. How about anyone who wants a receipt writes to me and I send them Lauren’s postal address? Would you prefer that?

“Failing that you may report this matter to anyone who you feel you need to. I would certainly welcome such action as it will kill such immature and petty conspiracies by people with nothing better to do with their own lives.” Duncan, thick person that you are, if you had nothing to hide you wouldn’t need to make such bold statements. Hopefully the thousands of people who read this blog will actually report these matters, and soon, but there would be a quicker way if you were being honest. For example, last summer, you sold FA Cup final tickets for £1600. You told the people who made a bid for them that the money was going to be spent on Lauren so that she could buy a special bike. How about a picture of Lauren with the bike? Simple, straightforward, easy. Is it because the bike was never bought? Is it because Lauren never got that money?

“I have decided to publish this post on here so that it circulates the internet – because they just can’t help themselves. Not that Dunk reads this blog of course…

“I don’t answer questions on here about Lauren any more or any of these stupid claims because I’m not going to justify myself to anyone other than, in the following order: 1) Me mam 2) Me Mrs 3) God (the real one) 4) The old bill and associated organisations” The real reason you don’t answer these claims (despite doing so just above the bit where you said you don’t) is because you know, and I know, and the vast majority of those who know you know, that you stole from Lauren. And you can’t prove otherwise. You did not give her all that money. You are scum, and you know it, and more and more people who are “close” to you are finding out.

“It is a waste of time coming to me/us saying “I’ve heard this” or “I’ve heard that”… because my answer will always be this “If you think anything untoward has happened, report it.”” As I say above – I hope that more and more people will.

“Now I know that the majority of our members are pretty switched on mature people that can think for themselves. Of course KopTalk and myself especially has made mistakes over the years, I’m only human, but whenever I have let someone down, I always do my best to put whatever I did wrong, right.” What about all these people who’ve had multiple Pay Pal deductions taken for Koptalk subs? Does telling them they have to ring Steve to get money back count as you doing your best? Stop being so bloody lazy, open a new tab in Firefox or IE and get into PayPal and pay them back. It’s not going to take you more than five minutes. Why should they have to arse about on your behalf? Did you pay everyone back who bought “shares” in Koptalk? You raised thousands for that (or millions if I remember your claims from the time correctly).

“This post should give the trolls something to discuss but don’t forget the reason for the post, Lauren. Target me, I don’t care, it makes me and the others here at HQ laugh but don’t make Lauren’s life any more miserable than it already is. She’s 18 for crying out loud and paralysed from the waist down. And if anyone thinks I would hurt my own family then they must be extremely dense.” So you’re asking us to contact Lauren ourselves one minute, telling us to leave her alone the next. Make your mind up thicko. Tell us how much you collected, tell us what it was spent on, and the matter will soon be closed – unless there’s something that doesn’t add up. We aren’t dense Dunk. We know that you would hurt your own family if it suited you. Your false claims about your daughter (then 8?) being threatened with rape was one of the lowest points in your lowlife internet career. It suited you at the time though; you wanted some sympathy to divert people away from what you were doing. Yes – Lauren is 18 “for crying out loud” – and she deserves the tens of thousands of pounds you collected “for her”. The fact you used it to buy yourself some new tellies and a better car is why we are so annoyed with you on this issue.

“Have these people upset me? No of course not but I felt the need to publish this one.” We have upset you. I know we have. Lots of people have told me we have. People you trust. And not just Koptalk members either. People who know you for non-Koptalk reasons. You see people know you are scum and are waiting to see you fall, finally, for what you’ve done.

“My attitude is that life is too short. I don’t hold grudges but I have no time for idiots. I just think those responsible must live very shallow lives because while they’re coming up with their latest conspiracy, I’m sat enjoying my life with my family and they’ll never take that away from me.” There’s no conspiracy Dunk. Just the truth. You stole from Lauren. You claimed to be mates with Rick Parry even though he’d never even spoken to you. You claimed to be buying Chris Waddle’s house in West Derby, “for crying out loud”! You threatened to end Peter Crouch’s Liverpool career. You buy the S*n. All of these things really did happen. It’s not a conspiracy – it’s the truth. You are scum. Your mam maybe feels proud that her son has all kinds of material gains he’s made by lying through his teeth and stealing from strangers – but is she as proud about the way you’ve stolen from Lauren? Your own cousin? And your wife has long since left you, getting custody of the kids during the week – is she proud of you?

“If they concentrated on their own lives and their own websites, maybe they could better themselves.” This website takes up a small amount of my spare time, and I think that I’ve done a lot of good in setting it up. I’ve saved a lot of people from being scammed by you, and I’ll carry on until you stop scamming Liverpool fans.

Just to explain how much Duncan Oldham collected “for Lauren”, here’s an idea.

Fake “signed” footballs. £100 each – numerous.
Fake “signed and unique” shirts. £250 each – numerous.
Other merchandise, auctioned “for Lauren”.
FA Cup final tickets. £1600 for the pair.
Other FA Cup tickets – equally inflated prices.
Paddy Power donation – £500 (plus a donation promised by Dunk from the £1300 he received from Paddy Power at the same time).
Mortgage payments for quite some time.
General donations via the sticky thread on the site.

They are the ones off the top of my head, but I’ve seen no evidence whatsoever that Lauren got any of that money. Not a shred. Dunk feels we’ve got to always prove he’s guilty, but that’s not our job. We’ve got to present the evidence and let the readers decide. The police will decide if they think he’s guilty, and if so they’ll see to it that a jury gets to decide if he’s guilty. Just make sure you report him for all the frauds if you are concerned.

The lies are getting bigger, the trouble is getting deeper. If only Dunk would do what we’ve asked him to do for so long. Leave our club alone.

If Dunk closed Koptalk down tomorrow this blog would soon close too as far as I’m concerned and he could carry on whatever his other scams are. But I can’t speak for everyone else who wants to see him finally nailed for his years of ripping off Liverpool supporters.

Koptalk refunds – like getting blood out of a stone.

by Stannard Insider

 This is a follow-up to my earlier piece on the same subject which you can see HERE.

After submitting numerous support tickets that were ignored Dunk finally got around to answering one of them (using the alias KOPTALK.COM).

I had opened this particular ticket on 5^th Jan 2007 asking for a refund of the £14 that I had sent to Dunk for Koptalk membership.

We exchanged a couple of messages, basically I was asking for a refund, and Dunk gave me the “contact our legal team” bullshit.

Then the support ticket went dead. I resurrected it 5 days later on the 10^th Jan, asking if Dunk had decided to refund me or not.

He responded saying I “was a good kid. What happened”.

The ticket again went dead. 15 days later, it was resurrected by the Konman himself who asked me for my Paypal email address so I could be refunded and then ranted on about how I had upset his family.

Initially I must admit I was please Dunk was going to refund me the money I had paid to him over the last couple of years, but then I started to wonder, was this just a ploy to get my Paypal email address so he could hack into my account?

 Lets not forget some question marks still remain over how Dunk managed to double dip in people’s PayPal accounts.

Or maybe he was honestly going to refund me, keen to right previous wrongs, and make himself look a reformed man when the Taxman and Trading Standards knock on his door.

 Or maybe I was naïve to get my hopes up about a refund.

5 days since the promised refund it has yet to materialize and like everything about Dunk and Koptalk, so much is promised yet nothing is delivered.

Dunk when you read this make sure you send me that refund right away, its not like you have anything else to do.Here is the support ticket so far so your enjoyment.

Support Center » Ticket List » KKF-995414

Refund

Ticket Details

Ticket ID:	KKF-995414	Department:	KopTalk Membership
Status:	Open	Priority:	Critical
Created On:	05 Jan 2007 06:26 PM	Last Update:	25 Jan 2007 01:58 PM

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Peter
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 06:26 PM I still havn’t recieved my refund. Peter.
KOPTALK.COM
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 06:30 PM Your account was suspended under our terms and conditions as you are aware. Please feel free to obtain legal advice and ask them to write to us. We will be more than happy to explain the situation to them.KOPTALK.COM
Peter
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 06:32 PM As you are aware XXXX X XX XXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXX. Maybe we could come to some sort of agreement?
KOPTALK.COM
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 06:40 PM Our legal team are fully aware of who you are but due to ongoing criminal and civil investigations we are unable to comment further. We would advise you to obtain legal advice as soon as possible.KOPTALK.COM
Peter
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 06:41 PM I have been ask to obtain your lawyers contact information, a web address (if applicable) and a phone number/address.
KOPTALK.COM
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 06:44 PM To obtain such information, ask your legal representatives to write to:KopTalk.com (Legal) PO Box 556 WALLSEND NE28 7WZ The letter should be addressed for the attention of: Paul Harper KOPTALK.COM
Peter
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 06:46 PM Unfortunatly if your lawyer knew anything legal documents cannot be delivered to a PO Box. Does he have an office?
Peter
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 06:47 PM His home address would do if he doesn’t have an official office.
KOPTALK.COM
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 06:48 PM If your legal representation wishes to request details of our legal team – which is what you requested – have them write to:KopTalk.com (Legal) PO Box 556 WALLSEND NE28 7WZ The letter should be addressed for the attention of: Paul Harper Upon receipt, such correspondence will be dealt with accordingly. KOPTALK.COM
Peter
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 06:49 PM Paul Harper is your legal rep then?
KOPTALK.COM
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 06:50 PM If your legal representation wishes to request details of our legal team – which is what you requested – have them write to:KopTalk.com (Legal) PO Box 556 WALLSEND NE28 7WZ The letter should be addressed for the attention of: Paul Harper Upon receipt, such correspondence will be dealt with accordingly. KOPTALK.COM
Peter
Posted On: 05 Jan 2007 07:06 PM That is just a copy and paste of your last message and why have you banned my IP lol come on you don’t think that will stop me getting onto the site and exposing you?
Peter
Posted On: 10 Jan 2007 05:20 PM Hi Dunk.You have had a few days to think. How would you like to proceed?
Dunk
Posted On: 10 Jan 2007 05:26 PM Hi PeterWhat’s up lad? I always thought you were a good kid. What’s the problem because I can’t be arsed to go through all of this ticket.Dunk
Peter
Posted On: 10 Jan 2007 08:06 PM For a number of year I thought you were a top guy, but after my unfair banning for the site my view changed. As the saying goes its never too late to make amends…
Dunk
Posted On: 25 Jan 2007 01:32 PM Dear PeterPlease could you submit your PayPal email address and I will see that you are refunded your membership fee. I always considered you a decent lad and I remember you helping people out with the Norton hacks I don’t expect you to cease your fun against KopTalk and that’s not why I’ve said we’ll refund you.You have caused a lot of upset to people in my family but I guess that comes with the territory these days. I can look after myself and I don’t care what you say about me but involving my wife, my kids and even Lauren is pretty low mate and I would never have thought that anyone, even my enemies, could stoop so low.Everyone makes mistakes and I’m guilty of that like others but hopefully when we do, we take in where we fucked up and learn.I’m not going to go into a big debate with you because no doubt you’ll want to feature my words but I just wanted you to know that I don’t hold grudges against anyone. Life is too short and sadly some people want to spend their lives debating non-sensical bullshit. One sentence keeps my head held up high when those around me are down, “You’ll Never Walk Alone”. All the best Dunk PS: By the way I didn’t know that you were a pal of Steve De Banks?
Peter
Posted On: 25 Jan 2007 01:58 PM “Please could you submit your PayPal email address and I will see that you are refunded your membership fee. I always considered you a decent lad and I remember you helping people out with the Norton hacks “ My Paypal address is stannard@gmail.com. Yeh I remember that Norton crack. The free updates til 2099, god that was a long time ago now. Memories eh.“PS: By the way I didn’t know that you were a pal of Steve De Banks?” Name doesn’t ring any bells??Thanks for getting back to me anyhow. From Comments

Koptalksucks.com Says:
January 30th, 2007 at 8:08 pm eUPDATE:

While this article was waiting to be go live I did receive my full refund.

Here is the last few messages.

Dunk
Posted On: 30 Jan 2007 02:24 PM
Alright Peter. I got Steve to send you your £14 over.

I’m told you’re still having a pop on the blog. I can handle that but just remember, none of my family members have ever done anything to you or anyone else so please leave them be.

As for Steve De Bank, it was that your domain was registered at the same address as him and britmovie.co.uk so that was the connection.

I really don’t have the time to play games with you or anyone else and believe it or not, I still think you’re a decent lad because you were always ok with me on the site until all the drama kicked off in the summer.

Whether you continue your campaign against me or not, I’d still buy you a beer and have a laugh about some of the stuff you’ve printed. Life’s too short.

Take it easy.

Dunk
Peter
Posted On: 30 Jan 2007 02:49 PM
Thanks Dunk and Steve. I have received the refund.

I’d happily buy you a drink in return too. Next time your over at Anfield for a game let me know and if I can get over I will.

I will also more than happily mention on the blog that you have refunded me. And I keeping with this goodwill I am sure more people will be seeking out refunds.

Thanks, as always.

Peter.
Dunk
Posted On: 30 Jan 2007 02:57 PM
No probs.

Everyone that has ever come forward for a refund has been refunded for the remaining days of their membership. If they haven’t then they should personally address any contact to me via way of a support ticket and I can enquire as to why. Regardless of the claims you make, we’re not here to “rip people off” and when we make mistakes, I try to put them right.

Thanks

Dunk

Koptalksucks.com Says:
January 30th, 2007 at 8:13 pm eSo if you want a refund of any money paid to Dunk/Koptalk send him a support ticket. If he doesn’t reply, send him many. If he still doesn’t reply, write up a short piece to be put on the blog, we know he reads it. If you kick up enough of a fuss he will refund you, too many people are watching him.

Dunk’s confirms Melwood house purchase

by Stannard Insider and Rupert

(Click on photo to see the entire estate)

Some breaking news from the Koptalk shoutbox. In reply to a question Oldham confirms that he has bought a house at Melwood and even suggests he might be living there.

[LPLFC1892] Hi

[LPLFC1892] or should I say Kia ora

[Dunk] Kia ora

[liverpoolfan] ye can say whatever you want mate…good news about Mascherano if it’s true

[LPLFC1892] Kia kaha

[LPLFC1892] farewell all im off to bed. take vare and have a safe day

[DMHPioneer] Morning all, Good night Dave A! <!–[if !vml]–><!–[endif]–>

[Dunk] hola and adios

[LPLFC1892] still here watching NZ give England a thrashing in the cricket

[whitters] Thinks are starting to get lively eh Dunk?

[LPLFC1892] Im surprised you are not camped out at melwood. Waht happened with the house by the way ?

[Dunk] yeh it’s hotting up

[Dunk] how do you know we’re not <!–[if !vml]–><!–[endif]–>

[Dunk] we bought a house but because of the stalkers, we’re keeping the location quiet

[mbfakhry] Hi Dunk, is this house “By Koptalkers to Koptalkers” <!–[if !vml]–>

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But look carefully! Oldham may be too thick to know that many of his “members” are now taking the piss. But I’m sure even he noticed that the person who asked the question had “1892″ in his user-name.

Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt – and assume his reply is intended as wind-up for us so that we will give his dying site some more much-needed publicity.

In any case, its laughable.

The entire point of the Melwood house project – when originally announced – was that it would overlook Melwood training ground, and be equipped with video cameras to capture training sessions and all the goings and comings, and that it would be available as a kind of free bed-and-breakfast to Koptalk Gold Members, especially those from overseas.

In his fevered imagination the original concept escalated into an interest in Chris Waddell’s £300,000 property.

The idea that this unwaged, uninsured, social benefits-cheat who doesn’t pay taxes, and daren’t be seen in Liverpool – he even needs a burkha to go around Newcastle - bought a Liverpool house while continuing to live next to his Ma in a semi-detached in a low-income, low-employment area of Wallsend, and then kept the Liverpool house a secret, is a measure of the absurdity that is Koptalk.

The Melwood house was supposed to be an annex to the Koptalk downtown hotel with a themed Kop bar, also available for free to Gold Club Members. I guess he bought that too, but is keeping it under wraps.   

All these grandiose schemes, including his interest in buying a getaway home and other real estate investments in New York and a house in Malta for his Ma and cars and vans and high tech gadgets – all of this came after he received a generous infusion of cash for the Lauren charity appeal. The cash-flow seems to have gone to his head!

However, a few weeks ago, Oldham did claim that Koptalk has moved its HQ. So here’s a challenge for our sleuths out there, especially any who can get to Wallsend.

Is it true? Is KT still run from the garden shed or, for example, from his bedroom.  Is it in Wallsend or Scarborough.  (Scarborough would explain the goings-on with Katrina and her crowd).

I know that complaints were made to Tyne-and-Wear environmental department that the Koptalk shed was an eyesore, and in breach of planning regulations in a residential neighbourhood and rather than being a shed for residents to potter about in, it was used as an office for several 24 hours businesses including porno.  

Fellow travellers on Koptalk, you know who you are, keep taking the piss out of him!

Happy stalking, everyone.