D.I.C rubbishes spin on “secret report”. (Press Association)

by Rupert Insider

The Press Association (PA) is reporting that Dubai International Capital (DIC) have effectively rubbished the interpretation of a Daily Telegraph reporter that it has a strategy to re-sell LFC in seven years (2014) and no clear plans to invest in the team.

(As I write, I can see CNN International TV featuring the Telegraph report).

Making reference to its plans for financing, the DIC official sought to reassure Liverpool fans that much of the financing being sought from banks was conventional and related to the construction of the stadium.

(Steven Morgan, a failed bidder for the club, admitted last week that he expected DIC to finance the stadium conventionally by loans, and he and every other bidder would have done it that way, too).

The DIC official said that all its financial planning was designed to ensure that if the takeover were to proceed there would be “the best possible” financial support for Rafael Benitez under the DIC stewardship.

“This is particularly important as we would need to get on with the stadium early in 2007 and it takes time to sort out the necessary financing.

“This is also important in terms of making sure cash is available for the ongoing strengthening of the playing squad.

“Should DIC acquire the club, Liverpool will be well run, both on and off the pitch, and we are currently laying the groundwork to ensure that will be the case.”

But the DIC source emphasised they have not concluded their takeover of the club so talk of plans to sell it in seven years do not make sense.

“DIC has not yet formally made an offer, never mind completed a deal. Certainly there are no plans to exit an acquisition we have not even bought yet.

“It (DIC) is a very serious investor with considerable resources at its disposal and the ability to take a long-term view.

“Equally, we believe that we understand the responsibilities that come with owning

“DIC has made it clear that, should a deal be concluded, it would not interfere in the day-to-day running of the club.”

This statement not only knocks the Daily Telegraph interpretation on the head, but also the various pieces coming out of Duncan Oldham of Koptalk Komic Kuts.

He claimed that his “sources” inside Anfield had told him that the deal was much more advanced than this and that £200-£300 million was already earmarked for players and about £30 million of it was available in the January transfer window.

But he never thought to check with his “insider” sources yesterday when he read the Telegraph report. He declared it “troubling” and he advised us all “don’t dismiss it as as complete nonsense just yet”.

When he has had time to read this blog and his “rival” sites – no doubt we will hear from his phantom “insider sources” again.

See my earlier comments on the Kop Talk Krap and the Telegraph report.

In that piece I suggested that the document referred to by the Telegraph should be interpeted as a fairly normal prospectus for debt and equity financing, and that the seven years ROI – return-on-investment – was a normal kind of theoretical scenario for potential minority shareholders. I suggested the Telegraph reporter was wrong to interpret it in the way he did.

If you have not paid Oldham of Koptalk Komic Kuts £30 for “inside information” and not bought any fake LFC memorabilia from him or given money to his shady unregistered charities, I’d advise you to keep it that way!

D.I.C Money for players – Rick Parry – “wildly speculative stories”

by Rupert Insider

In the past few days Duncan Oldham has used his Koptalk Komic Kuts website to inform us that the DIC takeover of LFC is moving faster than the club cares to admit in public and that there will be £200-£300 million for new players in the next couple of years with £20-£30 million in January, and that some of that has been earmarked for David Villa – up to £100 million – which is what Oldham says is his Valencia buy-out clause.

He also tells us that LFC is interested in the January purchase of several other players totting up to about £35 million between them. And January hasn’t even begun.

Duncan Oldham – “Executive Editor”, Koptalk Komic Kuts

How does he know? He gets it, he says, from his contacts “in the corridors of Anfield”.

Exciting, isn’t it – even if the sums don’t add up? So exciting that his stories shot quickly to the top of News Now where they dominated for a total of 4 days last week.

As I reported on here, Rick Parry referred to the “wildly speculative stories” about money for transfers when he joined a BBC podcast last week. He said the DIC deal was not yet done. As a result he did not know what money would be available for players in the future and when it might be available. If and when he does get to know it would not be in the club’s interest to publicise its transfer budget.

(Rafa has also told us that he does not know what funds, if any, will be available in January or next summer. He is hopeful and has prepared a list of names. But a forward is not a priority for January).

But what does Parry know, he’s only the Executive Director of LFC speaking from his office at Anfield. He’s not one of the painters in the corridors who are Oldham’s main informants and he doesn’t have the credibility of the wife of the brother of a gateman at Melwood who gets on the blower to Oldham in his garden shed in Wallsend if something interesting happens at LFC. If you are regular reader here you know that even those comic characters are fictitious and that Oldham has no contacts at LFC whatsoever.

Yesterday the Daily Telegraph tolds us that they have seen an investment prospectus, circulated by DIC. They don’t tell us the date on it, but imply that it is current. It suggests that the deal was not done last week. The DIC are still talking to banks about borrowing two thirds of the money and still looking for other investors to join them. The document made no mention of a budget to buy new players. In fact it suggested that DIC intended to squeeze all the profits it could with a view to investors recovering as much as an average 25% over seven years which is when they intend to sell their investment.

I have not seen the document and so don’t know if it is genuine or current. But based on what the Telegraph reports I think there is another possible interpretation.

The prospectus does not say that DIC intends to sell LFC in seven years, but it uses that time frame to calculate the potential return on investment.

It is quite normal in investment prospectus to use time schedules like that. One would have to look at the detailed terms to see whether potential investors would be locked in for a specific period. More likely they would be free to dispose of their holdings whenever they wished, subject to the board’s approval of any prospective buyer, but may also be obliged to accept any offer accepted by the majority owners. It’s even possible that DIC would have the first option to buy-out minority shareholders or match any offer they received from third-parties.

It would also makes sense that investors would understand that a stadium would not produce those kinds of returns unless the club it housed was among the top four in the Premiere League and the top 16 in Europe. That would imply continued investment in players. I suspect that the DIC prospectus would have allowed for that even if the transfer budget was not itemised – for obvious reasons.

If this document is genuine I would suspect it is normal preliminary process whereby DIC may be testing for the availability of both equity and debt financing in support of a potential bid.

EDIT: Several hours after I wrote and posted the above, the Press Association reported that D.I.C rubbished the Telegraph interpretation.   D.I.C  denied that itsproposed involvement was short-term and that it did not have a budget for team improvement.  It emphasised that the best available funding would be available. See my full report and comments.

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Are you one of those who clicked Oldham’s Koptalk Komic Kuts headlines and the process put advertisers money in the pockets of this unfunny comedian?

We have warned our readers several times about his false and misleading headlines on News Now. He is so dependent on the transfer windows to generate cash for his Mercedes upgrade and his other goodies, that if there is no genuine news he needs to invent it – and he does.

You are his intended mark. You can thwart him by refusing to click on any Koptalk headlines on News Now. But if you can’t avoid the temptation, or don’t notice that Koptalk is the source, at least don’t send him £30 for more bullshit information, or any money at all for fake LFC memorabilia or for dodgy charity appeals.

Some recent relevant blog stories:

LFC TRANSFER NEWS: The hottest rumours

How to cash-in on transfer possibilites

Rafa’s £275million target

£80 million stadium according to false KT “insider”.

“Liverpool” site’s £20m defender claim not what you’d think

Wondering who Liverpool’s £20m defender is? If you read Koptalk’s latest misleading headline then you’d probably be thinking that Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez had put that price onto one of our players. But no, it’s a price tag on someone else’s player, and the headline was designed to attract hits from people who think the word “Kop” in a website title means it’s a Liverpool website. In reality the “KopTalk” website is run by a former Leeds United fan who currently owns a Newcastle United season ticket and gets most of his transfer exclusives from the S*n or the Newcastle Evening Chronicle. The rest he makes up or steals from other LFC sites, without any acknowledgement, even claiming he’s got his own contacts inside the club!

#58301 – Yesterday at 01:56 PM
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Clubs interested in recruiting Micah Richards will have to stump up £20million, so say his club Manchester City.

The teenage right-back who can also play in the centre of defence, has seen his valuation rocket following serious interest from Chelsea and that’s bad news for the likes of ourselves, Arsenal and Spurs who are all keen on signing him.

Manchester United are also keen on the youngster but Sir Alex has reportedly been told that funds will be there to compete with Chelsea if the Old Trafford boss wants to push ahead with a formal offer.

Expect more of the same from Koptalk next month – the transfer windows are  the busiest times of year for Koptalk, the times of year where they can make up more and more misleading headlines in an attempt to Kon people into parting with £30 for “insider” news.

Koptalk have no contacts at the club at any level. That includes gatemen, who aren’t going to be so easily bribed by the fat Konman. (In the summer, Oldham claimed to have persuaded a gateman, through the gateman’s brother, to become the latest member of the payroll for Koptalk. He of course hadn’t spoken to any gateman’s brother, and of course has no payroll of insiders and informers to add the gateman too. On the same day he claimed he’d got the painters at Anfield ringing him up with the identities of everyone who arrived at Anfield – he was at Melwood at the time. He also claimed he was set to move into Chris Waddle’s £300,000 home overlooking Melwood. Yes, that Chris Waddle. The Geordie one who’s never played for any of the Merseyside teams.)

As well as making up transfer stories to get people to part with £30, Dunk has spent a good amount of the last few years selling fake “signed” merchandise, and launching dubious “charity” appeals. Earlier this year he was combining the two, selling footballs with the most laughable of fake signatures on them for £100, similarly fake shirts for over £200, FA Cup final tickets (not fakes) for £1600 a pair – all supposedly for the benefit of his disabled cousin Lauren. Lauren never saw more than a token amount of what was collected at the beginning. Tens of thousands of pounds had been taken from Liverpool fans by the Koptalk Konman. Even now, in full knowledge of the accusations we’ve made, Oldham hasn’t yet confirmed that any of the money found its way to Lauren. Send him an email at support@koptalk.com and ask him what happened to the money. He’ll tell you to ask Lauren!

Just as we got closer to Christmas he launched an appeal for Alder Hey. Surely he couldn’t be about to rip people off again, not in full view of this blog with its thousands of daily visitors. We were worried about him asking for all donations to be paid straight into the Koptalk paypal account instead of him setting something separate up. At the same time I hoped this was finally a sign that he wanted to put things right, start offering something back from all his past cons and thefts.

After failing to show any receipts, after hiding the evidence of who’d donated what and how much it came to, after hiding his list of what he’d claimed to spend his money on, the whole lot was deleted from his forum. No mention of it, no sign of it, and I reported this in my last post on here.

But then I thought I’d got it wrong, I thought I’d missed the latest home of the Koptalk Alder Hey Appeal.

This appeal had first appeared as a sub-forum of its own, under the “Executive Lounge’ bit of the tumbleweed-infested Koptalk members’ site.

Then it moved to be a sub-forum of its own, this time under the “Chill Out Room” section of the same very quiet website.

All along there’d be different, important, threads related to the appeal disappearing on Dunk’s whims. Threads that showed evidence of how the money had come in. Members would leave a message saying how much they had pledged, “Katie” would list each pledge, then when it was received would show how much came through after the Pay Pal charges had gone out. Those threads were deleted as soon as it got close to the time to add it all up.

Later the forum was deleted altogether, and Dunk put just the threads he wanted his readers to see, and put them in various places throughout his site.

As we got closer to Christmas the only thread left for his members to see showed an email from Alder Hey and some photos from the “Imagine Appeal” offices at Alder Hey. More importantly was a promise that the receipts from the purchases would be scanned in and put onto the site, “over Christmas”. The fact that these receipts were, according to previous promises by Dunk, supposed to have been handed straight to Alder Hey “for guarantee purposes” at the same time as the goods were handed over was just another example of how Dunk continually goes back on his word without explanation.

On Christmas Eve all references to the appeal were removed, as far as I could tell.

The idiot running Koptalk, Duncan Oldham, had spent a week pretending to be in New York, when he was clearly still in Wallsend. Yet he couldn’t be arsed to spend five minutes scanning in those receipts to prove how he’d done all of this above board for the first time in his Internet life.

This morning I looked at the site and spotted this…

So the forum is almost certainly still there, just hidden from members.

What are you hiding Duncan?

No receipts as Alder Hey Konman hopes we’ll forget

Right, that’s the Christmas Day truce over with, now it’s time for the Boxing Day let-him-off-fairly-lightly phase. I’m still hopeful that the owner of Koptalk will finally see some sense and hold his hands up instead of making up wilder and even more ubelievable lies.

What’s Dunk the Konman been up to this past few days? How has the Koptalk owner and anti-Red been spending Christmas Day and the build-up?

First of all, he’s decided to remove all evidence of his Alder Hey appeal from his site. The sticky threads about the appeal have gone in light of some criticism here. A notice late last week said that the receipts would (finally) go on show at Koptalk “over Christmas”, but that notice has now gone. Imagine how much more positive the publicity would be if Dunk could spend just five minutes shoving the four or five receipts onto a scanner before uploading the images onto his site. All that proof of how he’d gone to Argos and spent cash (not vouchers) on the goods. Also the added proof from screenshots of how he’d used cash (not vouchers) at Amazon, and the other site he used for buying stuff.

He collected £2000 from his site members, yet he’s still not been able to show us any evidence that he actually paid the amount he’d claimed. He’s not been able to show us a receipt from Argos dated after the start of his appeal – is that because he bought the goods at trade prices? Is it because the telly was one of his own old ones? Or was it even knocked off? I can come up with a long list of reasons as to why he won’t (or can’t) show us a single receipt for the two grand spent, but none of them are what I’d call good reasons. Dunk can’t come up with any reasons, not one at all.

So apart from making himself look even more dodgy than ever, what else has Dunk been up to this past few days?

Last week he realised that his pathetic and needless “I’m in New York sewing up a property deal” was causing him some problems. Thick Dunk had been posting away happily on the Friday, watching the CL draw from his shed at 11.30am, and posting at occasional intervals including some on his “FAO Smoove” thread – the one where he made out he was on his way into New York as he typed. It was crap even by his standards, but early evening UK time saw him post as “Dunk” for the last time for a few days. He’d told his drooling visitors (and a couple who knew he was bullshitting and helped him look an even bigger fool by feeding him some bait) that he was going to be out of the country for 9 days. That meant he’d not be home until Sunday, Christmas Eve.

For some reason he decided that “Dunk” had to stop posting on the Friday night. Laughable really. In his little fantasy world he had the funds, not to mention access to technology that is as yet unreleased to anyone else in the world (including Bill Gates) to make posts on his crappy forum from the skies above the Atlantic. Yet, when he got to New York he couldn’t get onto his forums at all. His fantasy idol Smoove had arranged through his brother for Dunk to become a New York real estate investor, yet Smoove couldn’t provide him 10 minutes on Firefox or IE to log into his forums. His fantasy US cellphone didn’t stretch to internet access, his PDA or laptop lost its fantasy wi-fi capablilites in New York. The renowned glutton wasn’t able to make use of a single internet cafe. He was there for nine days yet wasn’t even able to log on for 1 minute. And considering he’d bought this house to move into himself, under his fanstastic plan of leaving the running of Koptalk to his 17-year-old stepbrother, it’s hard to believe he couldn’t access the net at all for a week, even if you are gullilbe to fall for the rest. Every time he has one of his fantasy “brain”waves he makes himself look more stupid than ever before. Pillock.

The nine days was soon cut short, but not before he’d created another new alias. His play on “Geordie” had us all laughing – no, it did – as he came up with a username of “Jordy”. Out of the blue this new member had suddenly started posting, with an uncanny ability to sound exactly like the fat owner of the least-loved “LFC” website out there. As always Dunk’s “Jordy” idea was one he realised later on, after coming out of his panicky trance, he should have avoided using. Not as bad as his fairytale of New York, but still a crappy fantasy. No sooner had he invented “Jordy” had he killed him off.

If Dunk had a budget for his fantasies he’d employ a continuity assistant. These are the people in the film and TV world who make sure that mistakes in make up and clothing don’t creep into the show. Say an actor gets his face ripped off by a fat conman in one scene, well his wounds have to be consistent throughout the rest of the film or programme. Scenes shown five minutes apart in the final production are sometimes shot five months apart – so the continuity expert makes sure that when it all gets put together the wounds are the same size and in the same place.

With a continuity assistant Dunk’s inability to count would be less of a problem for his fantasies. His poor memory of what he posts in one of his afternoons of insanity would not kick him in the arse later. He was back from his nine-day fantasy excursion to buy his new home in New York after seven days – either because he forgot he’d said nine days or because he’d forgotten how to count to nine.

Maybe he’s got a new continuity assistant lined up – he reckons he’s “employing” yet another members of “staff” soon – he was delighted to reveal this to his most gullible side-kick, the one with a crush on Katie…

#58092 – Today at 03:07 PM Richt
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Hey Rich… we have a new girl starting on the forums this week… you’ll be like a dog on heat trust me

Dunk reads this blog, but I haven’t got the heart to explain about the differences between dogs and bitches and what “on heat” actually means. Last week he thought he was about to become a Dad again, but he’d forgotten his wife left him ages ago and the only women he’s been near are his myspace girls. And again, those were just a figment of his bullshitter’s imagination. He’s probably heard the story of the nativity and mixing that tale up with his other fantasies decided it’s quite normal for fat men who live with their mothers and don’t leave the house to be able to become dads without having a partner.

His continuity assistant might also remind him of how he wanted to end Peter Crouch’s career last summer by exposing him for talking exclusively to the S*n, flying in the face of the boycott of that rag by the Reds of the world. He told us he had a tape of Crouch talking to that particular publication. He told us he’d use it to end Crouch’s Anfield career when he felt like it. Then he snapped out of his fantasy world and remembered there was no such tape. He’d made it all up again, in another attempt to defend himself for using the S*n to make stories, hits and money.

Now he’s hoping those members left behind on his site don’t realise how vindictive he was prepared to be…

#58093 – Today at 03:12 PM Peter Crouch
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I was gutted when we signed him because I thought it was a joke that we shelled out £1million less than what we received for Owen on him. But I tell you what, I’ve eaten my hat!

He might not be the most graceful of players but there’s no hiding the stats. I feel a bit gutted for him with him losing his place but Bellamy and Kuyt would be my chosen strikeforce. Saying that though, I’d like to see him figure more given chance.

I don’t know what it is but sometimes he never looks like scoring yet he appears at just the right moment to slot one home.

I don’t believe the media reports that suggest Rafa is considering him. Admittedly EVERYONE has a price but Crouch isn’t a player I’d want to see leave.

This expert on football shows his ignorance of how transfer fees work based on how much of a player’s contract is still to run. No wonder his made-up transfer rumours are so hard to believe.

He also spoke on Christmas Day about what he’d got for Christmas. A box set of James Bond DVDs and a saxaphone. No doubt he’s hoping to use the 007 films to help him find out some new spying techniques for his wheelie-bin assisted Melwood trips. As for the saxaphone, he wants us now to all believe that as well has being fluent in (I think) four languages, he’s also a musician! I’m not saying he’s easy to see straight through (well I am, because he is) but he posted about how John Aldridge was on Sky singing Ring of Fire, then shortly afterwards, when another “act” on the Sky “Y Factor” show had been accompanied by a sax he was claiming he’d got one for Christmas.

In fact he spent Christmas alone – well, with his mam, but not with his kids. They’d had a couple of days with him earlier in the week but were spending the big day with their mum, Dunk’s estranged wife. And if you believe Dunk, even Steve wasn’t nearby for Christmas…

#57861 – Yesterday at 05:12 PM FAO DUNK
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Will the ball rating system be coming back ?Also when you click on your user name it has ’send a pm’in the list will they be coming back or is that their just to tease us?
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It’s up to Steve really. I’ll mention it to him.

Kop5 – Dunk’s not going to bring back the PM facility, because he knows that word would spread to those members still unaware that there is a blog exposing Dunk as an anti-Red, and that all the missing names they’ve been unable to find have now gone to other sites. And Steve won’t get a say in it, because the dictatorial Dunk won’t allow him a say in it.

It also looks like he’s dropped the free SMS service too. Some members say that was the only thing they really got out of the Gold Club, especially overseas members, but even that was never reliable. Nowhere near everyone entitled to them would get them as Dunk did his best to keep the costs down. Complaints started appearing again recently, members wondering where their messages had got to. Dunk’s almost certainly run out of credit again, and without the means to steal from his members in such a lucrative way he’s not got the money to get more credit. Rather than admit this, he blames it on the software.

Don’t forget, he’s got numerous PCs in the Koptalk offices (shed) and yet he has trouble installing the SMS software on more than on computer. If it doesn’t work on one PC, surely it can’t be that hard to try it one of the many others…

#57292 – 23/12/06 01:55 PM SMS TECHNICAL PROBLEM
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We are experiencing a problem trying to launch the software that sends out SMS alerts to our members. We have just made contact with the software providers and are waiting for them to call us back. As a result the team line-up may be delayed or not sent out at all today.

We hope to have the problem resolved within the next hour but we’ll update you either way by 3pm.

UPDATE: Still no response from the providers. We will continue chasing this up.

Edited by Dunk (23/12/06 07:31 PM)

I wouldn’t rely on getting any SMS updates today either – although if you complain he’ll try and send you one using his own phone so it’s probably worth a try just to make him spend his last few pennies.

I wouldn’t expect to see any Alder Hey receipts either. He’s not managed to steal the whole £2000, probably only making about £800 out of this, so it’s not as bad as the five-figure sum he stole from his Lauren charity appeal – but he still should have registered this appeal, like he should have registered the Lauren one. In the New Year we want to try and pursue this in more detail, so we still want to hear from you about what you donated and what you were told it was for.

The above was written on Boxing Day, then I got kind of sidetracked thanks to the temptations of Christmas booze and food, having to walk to the shop to buy the only batteries we didn’t already have thousands of in the house, playing games with the youngest, eating and drinking a bit more…

So I’ll carry on today, and there are still no Alder Hey receipts. And it’s not like I’ve missed them in an avalanche of posts from other members. All forums are quiet at this time of year, but Koptalk has probably NEVER been this quiet…

#58373 – Yesterday at 04:21 PM A pin drops
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#58381 – Yesterday at 04:23 PM Re: A pin drops [Re: bolshyboy]
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#58481 – Yesterday at 05:27 PM Re: A pin drops [Re: bolshyboy]
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#58511 – Yesterday at 06:16 PM Re: A pin drops [Re: Dunk]
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#58534 – Yesterday at 06:57 PM Re: A pin drops [Re: bolshyboy]
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#58536 – Yesterday at 06:58 PM Re: A pin drops [Re: Dunk]
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I don’t ask why….

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#58539 – Yesterday at 07:02 PM Re: A pin drops [Re: bolshyboy]
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#58540 – Yesterday at 07:09 PM Re: A pin drops [Re: Naveed]
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I’m surprised seeing you here at xmas!

Why aren’t you at mass?
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#58543 – Yesterday at 07:11 PM Re: A pin drops [Re: Dunk]
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Must be Eid soon.. remind me when?
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#58548 – Yesterday at 07:21 PM Re: A pin drops [Re: Naveed]
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Loc: On Top And please remind me what happens then?

I remember the streets of Rusholme being cordoned off for speeches and the like.

’scuse my ignorance.
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#58552 – Yesterday at 07:28 PM Re: A pin drops [Re: bolshyboy]
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And please remind me what happens then?

I remember the streets of Rusholme being cordoned off for speeches and the like.

’scuse my ignorance.

It’s just our new year mate. The speeches? Oh’ those are just a call for the Holy war
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#58554 – Yesterday at 07:33 PM Re: A pin drops [Re: Naveed]
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Loc: On Top I guess they’ve changed a little.

It’s funny, I don’t remember the Sikhs and Hindus doing the same thing…

Nevermind. Happy new christian year to you and yours..and a happy Eid to you as well.

…..[oops] me I must be getting old. ;\)
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#58731 – 40 minutes 18 seconds ago Re: A pin drops [Re: bolshyboy]
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… and boy it sounds loud…

Anybody out there?

KRYTEN: Listen! Can anyone hear anything?

Pause. There is silence.

CAT: No.
KRYTEN: Precisely. No one can hear anything! And you know WHY we can’t
hear anything?
RIMMER: Why?
KRYTEN: (In the Voice Of Doom) Because there are NO sounds to hear.

Red Dwarf Series 4, Episode #4: WHITE HOLE

Got the whoe box set for Christmas
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#58734 – 31 minutes 57 seconds ago Re: A pin drops [Re: DMHPioneer]
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Loc: UK Oh dear …. does that mean we are now going to hear Red Dwarf quotes until next christmas???
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#58742 – 27 seconds ago Re: A pin drops [Re: Katie]
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Oh dear …. does that mean we are now going to hear Red Dwarf quotes until next christmas???

Not at all SMEG HEAD

I mean after all I dont want you all thinkin im some kind of geek like Dwayne Dibley

Dunk – get off that fat arse of yours and get those receipts scanned in. OR ARE WE RIGHT? ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING?