More Bullshit from the Wallsend Bullshit Factory

While thousands of Liverpool fans await to hear news on the outcomes of the proposed investment meetings taking place this week to move along the new stadium project, a podgy fella from the North East has been pretending to be in the know.

As we all know, Duncan Oldham is nothing more than a con man, he is not in the know. He has no contacts at Liverpool FC, and anything he posts on his dire web site should be taken with a HUGE DOSE of salt. A pinch just isn’t enough where this bullshit merchant is involved.

Throughout this summer we’ve blown his cons and tricks into the public domain. Now more than ever people are aware of the lies. But now that we’ve forced him to close down his “free site” he has to make up more bullshit for his unsuspecting newbies, to keep up the impression that the fat boy from Wallsend is somehow in the know, and has contacts in and around the club.

He will beat on repeatedly that investment stuff bores the hell out of him. But he’ll still drill on about it regardless because it means money for him. And we all know that “money makes the fat Geordie round”.

Here’s some made up bullshit.

Posted by Dunk – #1651562 – 21/09/06 12:28 AM
“As soon as I heard the news about the 3 reported bids yesterday morning I made some calls.

The most important source is in a different time zone so I didn’t made contact until Wednesday evening. The problem is the country they are in made it virtually impossible to communicate by telephone (not USA, not far east).

I was in the car on my way to Anfield and the signal kept cutting out plus there was a massive delay. I said I’d retry after the match and I just have but sadly, no joy.

There is news to be had because the conversation started well. I will send a few emails and retry in the morning. I have no idea if it will be of interest. I can assure you I’m as keen as anyone here to see if we can get something on this, even though it’s a subject that does little for me.. “

Bullshit Oldham! You have no contacts, just a very vivid imagination and lots of desperation.  I can see the phone conversations now:

Dunk: “Hey its Oldham”
Other: “Who?”
Dunk: “Oldham. The fat guy from Koptalk”
Other: “You got the wrong number”
Dunk: “Please play along. My millions of users need some made up info.”
Other: “What are you talking about?”
Dunk: “The line is getting bad. I’ll call you back later.”

But wait, there’s more. This time Duncan puts on his ST3 cap on and pretends to be his ineloquent young step-brother Steve. We know its not Steve because firstly Steve has a very different writing style, and we know that Duncan speaks in 100% Bullshit. That’s his main language, followed by English some way behind.

Posted by ST3 – #1652809 – 22/09/06 11:05 AM
“Dunk asked me to post a quick message.

He spoke to a couple of people yesterday overseas regarding potential investment and they were not convinced that the club have any firm offers.

They believe that the headline and exclusive reports in the Liverpool Daily Post earlier this week were fed to them by the club to get something in the news.

While it is obvious that Steve Morgan is interested in investing, he hasn’t made a fresh bid, neither has L4. Overseas sources have told KOPTALK that there is a strong possibility that Bob Kraft has been in talks with the club.

Just after midnight Dunk received a call from a concierge friend at a top Liverpool hotel to get himself down there as there were some key figures of possible interest.

To cut a long story short Dunk was at the hotel until 4am talking to a couple of individuals who he had been introduced to. These guys were brokers from a major London based company. They are meeting Rick Parry this morning before heading to Leeds to meet officials connected to Leeds United (no idea why).

Although they are currently talking to Liverpool Football Club about investment the main man gave the impression that nothing would come of todays meeting.

Dunk has a massive hangover as he didn’t get to bed until 6am so he apologises for his no show this morning. He will be on later today. “

There you go. Another does of made up bullshit from Duncan Oldham. Straight from the Bullshit factory of Swan Avenue in Wallsend.