So, what’s Dunk been up to today then?
Sitting on his arse in Newcastle pretending to be Steve.
What’s Steve been up to today then?
Hanging about outside Melwood trying to hassle players for Dunk’s benefit (oops, shouldn’t use that “b” word around Dunk).
Fat Dunk was once again writing everything that appeared on his one remaining website under the username “ST3”.
The fat dope thought nobody would work it out but it’s just far too obvious. And unnecessary, unless he’s got something to hide. The last time he posted as “Dunk” on his crappy site was on Sunday morning. Now he uses either “ST3” or “KOPTALK” to post. Why? If he’s not feeling at all guilty about anything why not post using his own name? Why pretend?
Someone’s got him scared. And it doesn’t take much for fat Dunk to get scared, despite all of his recent nonsense about mixing with gangsters. Or gangstas as he prefers to call them. Some posters on his site are playing the game, letting Dunk be Steve without saying anything. In days gone by I’d have said it was because they were either gullible or just too trusting. Now I’d say a lot of members are actually well aware of what’s going on, but want to get their money’s worth out of fatso for the first time. So many people have told me that although they’ve prevented Dunk from doing his auto-renew Paypal rip-off on them, they want to enjoy the remainder of their sub by taking the piss. I’ve seen some hilarious bits and pieces over the past couple of months, with people pretending Dunk’s their hero and Dunk falling for it. He’s far too thick to work them out.
With all the fuss today about Melwood, I was glad somebody remembered to ask Dunk about his hotel plans. If you recall, when he was going through one of his many mad phases through the summer he announced he was buying Chris Waddle’s house overlooking Melwood (yes, for new readers, that Chris Waddle, the one who’s got no links whatsoever with Merseyside). When he got mocked for that, he added some more bull to the fast-growing pile – he was going to open a themed hotel in Liverpool, and Gold Club members would be able to stay for free. I don’t mind telling you – I was all set for buying a lot of Gold Club memberships for £30 (or even £20 in cash) so that I could organise weekend breaks for people. I was thinking of charging £40 per night, so even one night would make me a profit. I’ve had to cancel my retirement plans though because the lazy git’s still not got round to it.
Unfortunately the stories Dunk makes up all get confused, and now he’s forgotten what he said. Remember – this is Dunk pretending to be Steve here…
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Re: The Feathers Hotel [Re: JD]
#1636844 – Fri Sep 08 2006 04:17 PM
Quote: Will you be runing a B & B from this new gaff you and dunk are purchasing?
We wanted to invite members to stay for free if they ever wanted a no-frills stop over if they were to visit Melwood but judging by some of the rubbish we’ve seen this summer with people stooping as low as to have a pop at Dunk’s family including the kids I doubt this will happen now.
It would have meant me sleeping on the sofa so they may have spared me
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So the themed hotel was going to no-frills was it? Or was that actually a different lie? FFS Fatso. You need to start taking notes of your bull because everyone else remembers it better than you do.
AND THE ONLY PERSON TO EVEN REMOTELY COME CLOSE TO ATTACKING YOUR CHILDREN IS THE PERSON WHO JOKES ABOUT SHARING A BED WITH YOUR DAUGHTER’S TWELVE YEAR OLD FRIENDS. AND THAT “PERSON” WAS YOU.
My next task next week if I have time is to go back through some of the things you’ve said about your kids, and some of your sick jokes, and to pass them on to the social services departments of both local councils that are responsible for you. If there have been threats they’ll deal with them – if not then they might have a few questions for you.
Back to the light-hearted stuff now, and Dunk’s attempts at getting exclusive news from Melwood consisted of him sending Steve to shout at the players. He clearly knows they wouldn’t talk to him any more, in fact he’s probably had a solicitor’s letter telling him to stay away. So instead he sends Steve down in his Ford Ka, registration M99ACA (represents MACCA, Steve’s surname being MacNeish.) Steve shouts to the players as they are going through into the ground, as do all the members of the public who stand outside Melwood.
That shouting equals this “story”. It must be reassuring for those members still not sure of what’s going on to see this is what they are getting for their thirty quid. A teenage lad shouting at players…
Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher is hoping to be involved against Everton tomorrow even though he’s not 100% fit.
KOPTALK caught up with Carra when he arrived at Melwood this morning and he told us that he hoped to face the Blues but that he wouldn’t know until later today if the manager would accept his self declaration that he could play.
Thanks to our new base in West Derby, Liverpool, we are able to observe not only every in and out at the training complex but also any outdoor activities.
The lads will begin training at 10.30am. We will update you later in the day with anything of interest that we may notice.
Look fatty – if you hade a house in West Derby you were allowed to make use of then you’d have been there too. And there’s no way you travelled from Swan Avenue to Merseyside in Steve’s Ka. You’d not fit your arse through the door for starters.
How do you dream these up Dunk? Why not put some effort in so they’ve a chance of being believed? You’re making sure any remaining members with some small amounts of belief are made to think about your odd posts…
Steve then had a look over the fence and through the holes in the fence, before phoning Fatty up so he could update their site. Fatty’s still pretending to be Steve. So how’s Steve updating the site then Oldham? Or are we supposed to believe that he’s working on a computer in the vacant possession house which despite being vacant possession still has electricity and internet connected? I suppose he makes a story up and publishes it before he’s even thought about it…
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Update #2 from Melwood
#1636465 – Fri Sep 08 2006 12:03 PM
Momo Sissoko, Jamie Carragher, John Arne Riise and Steve Warnock have all trained this morning. All of them – including Carra and Riise – took part in the matches.The players have retired for lunch.
More later.
He was probably expecting a load of praise for that – he got stick instead…
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Re: Update #2 from Melwood [Re: Sean_Ell_Eff_Cee]
#1636484 – Fri Sep 08 2006 12:12 PM Reply QuoteRiise and Carra won’t play anyway. On another note, isn’t it a disservice to the club if we’re ’spying’ on them ? Obviously if the club get notice of that, they will put a ban on such things.
Just a question by the way.
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Re: Update #2 from Melwood [Re: Fredo]
#1636489 – Fri Sep 08 2006 12:16 PM
Anyone can view the training ground including the public and other media sources. They can’t stop fans and the public watching them train.Can’t stop, just preparing a fax for David Moyes (who could also watch if he wanted to)
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Re: Update #2 from Melwood [Re: kirkby1red]
#1636533 – Fri Sep 08 2006 12:45 PM Reply QuoteIf it was private then of course we wouldn’t go all paparazzi. But we’re just trying to let our members and friends here know how the injured players are doing more than anything. No gossip and no info = no point.
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To be honest the good thing about it being Dunk or Steve who spy on LFC and put it on the internet is that they are such a pair of clueless halfwits that they aren’t capable of leaking anything. They know nothing about what the players are doing. They know nothing about many things really.
And at last, Oldham has admitted something. A site heavily promoted as being full of insider information and snippets of information from inside Melwood (and the Academy) needs to have those things in it. So “no gossip and no info = no point” is pretty true.
So stop your site now fatty – it’s pointless.
Steve had an opportunity to get on Sky. And when he did, a delighted Dunk recorded it and put it on his site.
(This is the Dunk who is supposed to be in hospital by the way).
Now this is the thickest most stupid response to a question I’ve ever heard. Dunk-ste doesn’t know how to answer…
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koptalks steve on sky sports news?
#1636547 – Fri Sep 08 2006 12:54 PM
did i just see steve live on ssn ???some guy who looks like steve was jumping up and down holding and waving a new liverpool jersey in the back ground as a reporter was reporting live at melwood.
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Re: steve on sky [Re: wezo23]
#1636554 – Fri Sep 08 2006 12:59 PM Reply Quoteha ha ha ha did you see me? we’re seeing if it recorded.
fancy sky being outside Melwood ’spying’.
Told you didn’t I? Absolute shit from Mr Bullshit. FFS Oldham! I just feel sorry for the half-dozen members who still aren’t on to the paedo-wannabe.
It was then followed shortly after by yet another crap answer, with Dunk’s pretence of being Steve getting more and more odd by the minute…
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Re: steve on sky [Re: ST3]
#1636555 – Fri Sep 08 2006 12:59 PMdunk was on the phone telling me to jump!!!!
If this were Steve writing this, where would he be writing it from, where would Dunk be phoning from, and who would it be that recorded the clip and put it on their site?
Come on Dunk – I know I keep calling you a dunce and mentioning that you aren’t blessed with much up top, but even you must see how much of a dickhead you are making yourself look.
Talking of Dunk logging on as Steve and making himself look a complete dickhead, here he is logging on as Steve and making himself look a dickhead by talking about Dunk putting it on the site for him. IF DUNK IS AT HOME/KT SHED THEN WHY HASN’T HE POSTED AS HIMSELF FOR THE WHOLE OF THIS WEEK?
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Re: koptalks steve on sky sports news? [Re: wezo23]
#1636571 – Fri Sep 08 2006 01:14 PM Reply QuoteDunk’s doing it now. He made me run to get on!!! Still recovering
So here, after a gap of 12 minutes, is Dunk-ste announcing the clip is on the site. I give up now trying to point out how stupid Dunk is making himself look. You get the idea…
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Re: koptalks steve on sky sports news? [Re: wezo23]
#1636598 – Fri Sep 08 2006 01:26 PM Reply QuoteTHIS IS ME TODAY LOL – PLAY
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Re: koptalks steve on sky sports news? [Re: broccoli]
#1636630 – Fri Sep 08 2006 01:41 PM Reply QuoteI got a shirt signed for Charlotte as a surprise while I was there. She’s going to be so happy!!!!
Someone just called me saying that the usual idiots were saying I wasn’t there. Well kiss my
I’ll get the photos on later today if there’s any of interest. Hmmmmmmm gravy calling
The video has been uploaded to YouTube now – http://youtube.com/watch?v=QdgAMoHCVNc or you can get it direct from the horse – at http://www1.koptalkinsider.coN/vids/stevesky080906.wmv.
Finally…
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Re: KopTalk Live on Sky today (VIDEO) [Re: Prawns]
#1637135 – Fri Sep 08 2006 10:20 PM Reply Quote
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That’s not you that’s Vinny O’Connor! – he’s a toffee by the wayNo I’m the escaped asylum patient in the background. You didn’t think that I was saying that I was Vinny?



















So if you want to read any of Dunk’s bullshit you’ve GOT to pay. The other way of hearing anything from Oldham is even worse than giving money to him. The other way involves listening to the fat conman speak. Not pleasant, no matter how you look at it. He rambles on about “Liverpole” and says erm a hell of a lot. I tried to listen to a bit this morning, but my speakers detached themselves from the computer and tried to attack me until I pressed stop. It’s an awful piece of audio.






