Where does Dunk Live?

Duncan Oldham lies and lies and lies. Every day. I think he actually believes some of his own lies himself. Trouble is, now that we log them all, he contradicts himself.

I saw this last week, his response to someone asking where he lived -

Dunk KopTalk Daddy
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Posts: 9494
Loc: KOPTALK
Re: Community Shield videos I captured – #2 [Re: DURHAMSCOUSER1]
#1604600 – Tue Aug 15 2006 11:17 AM Reply Quote

I live in Scarborough mate but KOPTALK HQ is up in Newcastle where me mam lives. I’ve got property in Newcastle and Scarborough but Boro is me actually home
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No it’s not. Not according to what you said in the middle of one of your rants about the blog and people who dare tell the world about your bullshit -

Dunk KopTalk Editor
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Posts: 7968
Re: Basic run down of today – nowt exciting [Re: nigecardiff]
#1525099 – Mon Jul 03 2006 10:18 PM Reply Quote

Quote:
dunk, its about time you got some real insider info mate

If we get any more inside we’ll get arrested.

I know a lot of people concentrate on transfers and stuff but I tell you what, for me I’d prefer to see training all week to see formations, injury recovery and so on. Watching practise matches will be superb.

I think it would be great to have a dedicated server used simply to power a webcam overlooking the ground with live streaming. However that can be costly so it may have to be static images. I really don’t know yet.

All I know at the moment is I’m fecked and I’m about to settle down for the night. I was going to stay over but when I checked my emails today there were some threatening ones from some anti-KopTalkers… not aimed at me but my family (daughter and mum). At the time I thought it best to come home (as me mam lives opposite me and I wanted to make sure she was ok) but having spoke about it with her tonight and having chilled a bit, I’m ready for tomorrow now.

So time to recharge and back at HQ in the morning

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Remember when he was about to buy a house overlooking Melwood? Before he discovered he could buy Chris Waddle’s home next to Melwood? That post is him talking about being able to spy on LFC and share his findings with his site members. He’d gone to Melwood because it was the first day of training and he thought he’d get loads of images using his camera from the top of a wheelie bin. He got one photo, and a bit of video, of Gary Ablett. We’re still waiting for the “loads” more he’d promised. There weren’t any he’s a liar.

He’s a liar for one of these two too.

• July 3rd - “I thought it best to come home (as me mam lives opposite me and I wanted to make sure she was ok)”.
• August 15th - “I live in Scarborough mate but KOPTALK HQ is up in Newcastle where me mam lives. I’ve got property in Newcastle and Scarborough but Boro is me actually home”

Make your mind up liar – at least try and keep your story straight.

Spot the lie in this lot -

Dunk KopTalk Daddy
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Posts: 9494
Loc: KOPTALK
Re: Best city to live in? [Re: The_Useful_Idiot]
#1605565 – Tue Aug 15 2006 08:46 PM
I’ve lived all over the place. I have family in Liverpool and in Newcastle so I’m lucky to have been able to experience both places.

Truth be told there’s good and bad everywhere.

I suppose it depends what you want mate. Where do you live now and what kind of surroundings do you want? What about work?

The best city I have ever been to is New York. It was amazing.

I chose to get married in Liverpool because it means so much to me yet I’ve lived in Newcastle where the nightlife and people are great.

York on the other hand is too boring for me. Great for the races but too slow for me, yes too slow for even me

Leeds is much faster… once stayed in Chapeltown, now that was an experience!

Dunk – you’ve no family in Liverpool. It’s not like it matters anyway, so why lie about it?

Someone else wanted his adress – or Koptalk’s address…

Josey8 Gold Member
Reged: Jan 24 2005
Posts: 180
Loc: Bermuda
can someone give me the address for :
#1610768 – Fri Aug 18 2006 06:08 PM
KOPTALK HQ’S
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Dunk KopTalk Daddy
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Posts: 9489
Loc: KOPTALK
Re: can someone give me the address for : [Re: Josey8]
#1610788 – Fri Aug 18 2006 06:21 PM Reply

PO Box 556
WALLSEND
NE28 7WZ

If you need further assistance, please email editor@koptalk.com

Cheers

That’s his “PO Box” address, but what’s his real address? Well, as I’ve had it sent to me a few times now and I’ve hinted at it enough, here’s the real address behind that PO Box. It’s available by getting in touch with the Post Office / Royal Mail…

Duncan Oldham
c/o Koptalk.con
5 Swan Avenue
Wallsend
NE28 7JH”

Remember how he once claimed that Duncan Oldham wasn’t his real name, just his internet name? Even though the wedding stationery from his Anfield wedding all showed Duncan Oldham getting married to Maria? Maybe one of you family history experts will be able to go to the records office in Liverpool and confirm who did get married at Anfield on July 24th 1999. If that’s his real name, and he lives over the road from his mum, how come he’s not registered to vote at that address or any address nearby?

Perhaps he does live in Scarborough then – if he lives with his wife and kids, as he occasionally claims, then he lives in Cross Street. According to one of his recent rants. Again, no sign of anyone called Duncan Oldham living in Cross Street.

So – where does Dunk live? Or more importantly, where is Koptalk based? Where does Koptalk really live? Is it a Newcastle or a Scarborough company? More importantly perhaps – is it even a company?

One other reason we need to know where Dunk lives is this – where did all that money for Lauren really go? Did she get any of it, some of it or all of it? He’s obviously feeling a little worried about it. Someone wanted to make a donation – Dunk was having none of it. Despite what he might try to claim, it’s because he’s worried about being caught. (If you recall, Dunk set up a website for Lauren which he rarely updated, filled with plugs for Koptalk, and asked for cheques to be made payable to his mum and posted to his PO Box in Wallsend)

RPAS Gold Member
Reged: Jun 01 2002
Posts: 1024
Loc: The Dugout
Lauren Fund
#1610552 – Fri Aug 18 2006 03:52 PM
Just a thought but seeing as a few of us have benefitted financially from the inside track on Kuyt (thanks again Dunk, & to all the insiders) maybe it’d be a nice gesture if all who did make a few quid gave their original stake money to Laurens fund as a thank you to the site & Dunk. I know I will be, its not a pile but still its €75. Hope it helps Dunk.

YNWA

Simon.

PS> Any chance of posting in the link again Dunk for anyone interested?
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Dunk KopTalk Daddy
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Posts: 9489
Loc: KOPTALK
Re: Lauren Fund [Re: RPAS]
#1610563 – Fri Aug 18 2006 03:59 PM
That’s a very kind gesture mate but there’s no need to. Lauren has recently begun driving and she now has a lovely car which the Government helped her obtain. The last time I spoke to her she was looking for a special bike and I know she has that money for that. However if you want to send her a card, letter or a small gift (as she loves her music) you can do that.

The loons on the net (our rivals) started to target the family and we pulled her site as a result. It’s now private to only her friends.

But thanks mate, it does a mean a lot that you’re still even thinking about her.

I’d like to have her posting on here in the future as she is a big red.

You can email me editor@koptalk.com if you want any further info or advice about Lauren. I don’t bother providing many updates now because her family were really upset when they were targeted by the former rejects from here.

Note how it’s now “The Loons”? Not some loons, but “the” loons. It’s one word, “the”, but it says a hell of a lot. The trouble is, there were no targets on Lauren’s family as far as I am aware. I and others, especially those who’ve donated a lot of money, wanted to know that the money had got through OK to Lauren. Not a lot to ask. And why did the money have to be paid to his mum? Surely if it was paid to Lauren herself, or her parents, it could go straight to the cause it was intended for.

We’ve still had no confirmation from anyone that Lauren got all of the money. We’ve had no announcement of how much was raised. I’m sure that Lauren’s family would have been glad to put a thank you forward for the money raised. They obviously aren’t expected to, it’s just what usually happens. Without that evidence something stinks. So what does Dunk do? Deletes the site and hides the evidence. Or at least tries to hide it. The Lauren site now points to the Scope website – so why not offer that as an option in the post above? Dunk is worried to death about being investigated about Lauren.

The last I heard, the police were still “looking into” this, but if anyone’s still concerned I suggest you contact them yourselves, especially if you donated money to any of the campaigns Dunk launched.

I have since found Lauren’s family’s home address, and am considering whether it’s worth writing to her parents to put my side of things across. I’ve no idea how much the family really do know about what’s gone on, but I think it’s only fair to defend the blog and tell the truth to them. Dunk’s told a lot of lies. Maybe they think Dunk and his mum are just great people, maybe they are delighted with a couple of hundred quid from Dunk. He was still getting big sums of money as recently as May for Lauren – did she get it? Despite what Dunk might say I’m sure her dad would be willing to answer some questions. Maybe a sensible former Koptalk member would like to write on our behalf. The doubts about whether this money was all handed over to Lauren is one of the main concerns of former members of Koptalk – why is Dunk scared to make it clear that it was all handed over, and not just used to find him money for other things?

Swanning It in Cardiff or Swanning It on Swan Avenue?

by JJ_Sawyer

August 19th 2006.

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Where was Oldham when he was meant to be in Cardiff for the Community Shield against Chelsea? Did he make the trip down? Well we’ve done some digging to get to the truth.We can exclusively reveal to you exactly where he was… not in Cardiff because he has too many enemies and disgruntled former customers looking out for him there, incidentally we are 99.9% Liverpool fans that are looking for you Oldham, and besides you can’t get a pint of Woodpecker anywhere in the Welsh capital. This is despite Oldham’s lies that he was enjoying a cold pint of the quirky cider in the foyer of his Cardiff hotel last weekend.

They must have got the barrels of Woodpeckers in especially for the chubby one, as he likes to be known to his closest friends, although he didn’t want to meet up with any of them last weekend. Although saying that, it is quite easy enough to pick up his favourite tipple from any local corner shop in the Wallsend area of the North East of England, which is where he got it from.

We’ve analysed some aerial surveillance provided from our friends at the CIA and by analysing the before, during and after shots of the Koptalk Shed (see thumbnail) on Sunday 13th August, we believe to have established his whereabouts.

Our team of aerial photography professionals have ascertained that the only reasonable explanation for the Koptalk sheds clear swaying to the right between 3pm and 5pm last Sunday was due to the 30+ stone frame of a disgusting Geordie conman sitting at his Ikea desk watching the match and not subsidence which had been originally feared.

Earlier photographs of the shed show no such signs of sinking and help us to conclude the whereabouts of one Duncan Oldham on the weekend of the Community Shield.

We will shortly be writing to neighbours of Mr Oldham at 1, 2, 3 and 4 Swan Avenue to ascertain their feelings on this unsightly and hideous shed on the corner of their once beautiful suburban street, which no doubt has gone to significantly lower the potential values of their properties.

We will also be making enquiries with the local council to make sure the Koptalk.con self important leader has received the relevant planning permissions to construct this unsightly trailer on what appears to have been a nice suburban street before the arrival of the Oldham caravan.

JJ_Sawyer

The reason KT don’t link to competitors

by Pot Talk Insider.

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Notice how Koptalk don’t link to competition or rival sites? Whether this be a member posting on the forums and the link being censored or quoting one of the many ’scoops’ that they no doubt get from the many various other sites out there.
Well the real reason is posted at http://www.k*ptalk.org/forums/showtopic.php?tid/20405/ “Absolutely no website links may be posted on any part of the KopTalk network without the permission of KopTalk except links to any official football club websites, national newspaper websites (e.g. The Mirror, The Times, The Independent, The Guardian) and other mainstream media outlets such as The BBC, Sky Sports, ITV, Sky News, Ananova, Sporting Life, Press Association, Eurosport. Anyone posting links to any sites that do not fall within these categories will have their account closed without notice. This is due to restrictions placed on us by certain advertisers and because we do not want to appear to endorse certain websites that may contain material not sutiable to minors.“

So let’s discuss the last part of the above statement

“due to restrictions placed on us by certain advertisers”
Let’s have a quick look through the advertising companies on Koptalk: Amazon affiliates, Google adsense, overture and valueclick. These companies all allow links to other sites, if anything they have more strict policies on the site actually hosting the adverts which links in with the next point.

“we do not want to appear to endorse certain websites that may contain material not sutiable to minors”
So Koptalk don’t want to ‘endorse’ other Liverpool sites by linking to them as they will contain content not suitable for minors. This is coming from a site who frequently use swear words to enforce their points and have adult material all over their site (take a quick look at the adultfrienderfinder adverts plastered on every page and the models section which has page 3 models baring all.)

Double standards have been mentioned several times before and here they crop up again. Being members of various Liverpool forums it’s obvious that the sites do get on with each other and there isn’t a huge rivalry between them. They will constantly link between stories on other sites and give them full credit, most sites also have a dedicated links page linking to the ‘competition’.

So what is the real reason Koptalk won’t link to any other rival site? It’s obviously not for the reasons stated above, the advertisers DON’T enforce who they link to and the other sites DON’T contain porn banners and galleries nor do they have any less swearing than koptalk.

The simple reason is Koptalk don’t want you on another site where you will discover what’s really going on behind the scenes and stop visiting, remember every time you click a banner or even view a page on Koptalk you are increasing their bank balance.

Do Koptalk not realise why no one links to them? Check all the other big sites and not ONE reputable site does. Whilst the other sites will happily run alongside each other Koptalk continues to run in a world of it’s own which is gradually getting smaller and smaller. The other sites didn’t decide overnight not to link to Koptalk for no reason, if it was another free site providing LFC news they would have no objection whatsoever but since they continue to charge for false stories they will never be a real part of the LFC community.

Pot Talk Insider, August 20th 2006.