Koptalk.coN’s video of Sheff United v Liverpool

The video was posted by “ST3″, aka Steve, who warns you not to archive it. He seems to think this gets him off the hook. You’ll notice that Duncan Oldham won’t post the link himself, because then he can claim it wasn’t him…

http://www1.koptalkinsider.com/060819/190806notarchived.wmv

Steve also says it’s a large file, so enjoy using the Koptalk bandwidth.

Dunk’s actually now convinced he’s this character – “The Kid from Brooklyn”. He’s ditched the avatars of the past including James Whale and Del Trotter, now he’s this guy. According to this page – http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com/about.asp – the guy is some kind of “agent” who sells tickets for sporting events. In the UK we often call this type of person a “tout”, unless I’m getting mixed up in some way. In the UK it’s illegal to sell tickets for “soccer” matches at anything over the price of buying the initial ticket, plus some money for a share of any booking fees. As well as having this guy in his avatar, Dunk decided to embed this video into his site, http://205.238.253.222/WeakfortheFlesh_512k.wmv which was part of his chatter with his only friend, Smooch from Noo Yoik.

Dunk KopTalk Daddy
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Re: The Kid From Brooklyn [Re: bazza76]
#1611186 – Sat Aug 19 2006 02:25 AM

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Is he a relation of yours Dunk?

FLMAO

Smoove say’s he’s just like me

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…and the big man’s always, always, happy to see ya…
Smoochie himself was trying to get some conversation going on the Insider, anything to drown out that tumbleweed noise…

Smoove The Bouncer
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Posts: 88
Loc: New York
“What makes Liverpool special?”
#1611159 – Sat Aug 19 2006 01:41 AM
You probably know that I’m a friend of Dunks from the States. I’ve been getting into football for the last couple of years due to Dunks site. He’s often told me what makes Liverpool a special team, but what do YOU think makes Liverpool special? What makes them different to other English clubs in your opinion?
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Then a couple of posts later, in pops the obese conman himself. The very one who uses Liverpool FC to suit his own ends as often as he can. The one who is not a Liverpool supporter, just a user of the club…

Dunk KopTalk Daddy
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Re: “What makes Liverpool special?” [Re: wiwma]
#1611183 – Sat Aug 19 2006 02:23 AM Reply Quote

The real fans, they are very switched on. The best thing I like about Liverpool fans is that they show respect to the opposition more than you’ll see anywhere else like applauding the visiting keeper when he runs to the goal in front of the Kop. They also appreciate good football and will applaud opposition players when they show class.

Take support… look at the Community Shield. Our girls and boys went regardless of the distance where as Chelsea fans couldn’t be bothered.

Liverpool FC is about tradition. I really must sort you some DVD’s out Smoove.

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Of course none of this was rehearsed. I’m sure Smooch and Dunk weren’t chattering on MSN prior to Smoove starting that thread in the “chill-out room”. Except it was also posted, the exact same thread, in the “Gold Club”. And the exact same answer from Oldham had been posted there too, a little earlier…

Smoove The Bouncer
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“What makes Liverpool special?”
#1611158 – Sat Aug 19 2006 01:41 AM

You probably know that I’m a friend of Dunks from the States. I’ve been getting into football for the last couple of years due to Dunks site. He’s often told me what makes Liverpool a special team, but what do YOU think makes Liverpool special? What makes them different to other English clubs in your opinion?

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Dunk KopTalk Daddy
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Posts: 9435
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Re: “What makes Liverpool special?” [Re: richt71]
#1611166 – Sat Aug 19 2006 01:56 AM

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… we are always known as knowledgeable fans!

Hmmm… when you’ve interacted with as many fans as me Rich, that opinion can become a little clouded

Joking apart, the real fans, yes, they are very switched on. The best thing I like about Liverpool fans is that they show respect to the opposition more than you’ll see anywhere else like applauding the visiting keeper when he runs to the goal in front of the Kop. They also appreciate good football and will applaud opposition players when they show class.

Take support… look at the Community Shield. Our girls and boys went regardless of the distance where as Chelsea fans couldn’t be bothered.

Liverpool FC is about tradition. I really must sort you some DVD’s out Smoove.

So it’s a chance for Dunk to try and convince the rapidly dropping userbase that he’s a true Liverpool fan and that all of those who got banned (sorry, those who banned themselves) are just kids who don’t support Liverpool. Trouble is Dunk, they didn’t spend the past 8 years trying to make themselves rich by whatever means they could, regardless of who got hurt on the way.

People were a bit lost about why they couldn’t make the use of Koptalk they did last year, one of their reasons for joining the Gold Club was gone…

the stuartb Gold Member
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Red Als streaming info?
#1611211 – Sat Aug 19 2006 04:42 AM

Did I miss something or are Red Als posts no longer around for games on the net?
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You missed something stuartb.

Andy_James Gold Member
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Posts: 59
Can anyone help…?
#1611088 – Fri Aug 18 2006 11:19 PM

Been away for a bit, can anyone tell me what happened to the ‘Live’ section on KT, and also how to access Red Al’s help site?

Any help would be much appreciated,

Ta,

Andy.
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It’s gone Andy.

Red Al left some time ago – it’s here on the blog, you’ll not find it on Koptalk now.

Meanwhile, Duncan’s proposed move to a new server is STILL NOT HAPPENING! It keeps being put back and put back. Anyone would think that this move to new £900 a month server was just another made up story. He’s still got this message at the top of his forums too: “06/08/06: This week we will start pressing ahead with our server move. We will keep you updated in advance.”

That’s his free forums, which included free streaming info this morning, yet more proof that there’s no need to buy a Gold Club sub. http://www.koptalk.orggggg/forums/showtopic.php?tid/20334/

Username Post: Internet Streaming Links (Topic#20334)
saycc U-17 Player Posts: 64 Age: 32
18-08-06 08:10 AM – Post#306635
Well.. i thought i would better start this topic and our season early.

Very often i have got to rely on internet streaming to catch the actions due to works and travelling. I reckon many of you out there are the same and i was always glad to see some koptalkers provide the streaming links in the past.

here are some links that you could get the streaming for tomorrow’s game. I think only the first link gives you the english commentary and the rest in chinese.

ppstream://hwmj…
ppstream://3iih…
ppstream://hwm…
(Links removed by me)

please reply and add on to the list if you happened to know other links…

And on it went. Post after post. All from people not looking to make money out of the links, as used to be the case on the Gold club apart from the owner of the Gold Club – who plugged his site like mad on the back of the streams and the clips.
In the absence of Red Al he has to put the info on himself, as “NJRED”. The deluded Oldham, of Swan Avenue Wallsend, thinks it gets him off the hook to do this (I’ve obviously edited this post, but have left enough behind for you to what it said originally…)

NJRED Gold Member
Reged: Jul 22 2006
Posts: 19
Sheff United online feeds
#1611488 – Sat Aug 19 2006 12:05 PM

Software required depending on source:–
PP Live: http://www.myp2p.eu/..rest of link removed
Sopcast: http://www.myp2p.eu/..rest of link removed
PCast: http://www.myp2p.eu/..rest of link removed
TV Ants: http://www.myp2p.eu/..rest of link removed
Kookoo: http://www.myp2p.eu/..rest of link removed
Afreeca: http://www.myp2p.eu/..rest of link removed

Try these feeds:–
ESPN: PCast Link TVANTS Link Sopcast Link
Guandong: Guandong Link TVANTS Link Sopcast Link
Shanghai sports: PP Stream Link TVANTS Link PCast Link Sopcast Link
QSIV: PP Stream
SipTv/Fortunesports: PCast Link
Also try Afreeca. http://www.myp2p.eu/..rest of link removed

So, is this Gold club site worth 30 quid? Not really.

By the way – Dunk should now have closed his site, so who will the authorities speak to about this stolen and unlicenced photograph on his Koptalk.coN homepage? The one that has not credit on it.
http://www.koptalk.com/admin/images/uploads/news/matches/0607/fowlershef445.jpg

We found that the people dealing with the rights of a lot of the photo agencies are now trying to make it easier for media outlets to use their images. So rather than suing Dunk, they might just send him a bill for a few hundred quid per photo. We contacted them to make sure they knew about it too. If he can afford up to ten grand a year for his server, he can afford the costs of using those photos on his website.

Not that he’s got a website now. He promised to close it if there was no investment by the start of this season. This season has now started.

Another bare-faced lie. Liverpool fans beware.

Pinocchio image from BBCConsidering how many people are watching him right now, you’d think Duncan Oldham would at least make an effort to cut down on some of the more blatant lies. Unfortunately for him, he can’t.

He published this story tonight on his pop-up infested “free” site – the one that he uses as a vehicle to encourage Reds supporters to part with their cash, using the promise of insider information. We say “cash” especially, because he’ll knock you ten quid off if you stick the banknotes in an envelope. Dodgy? Of course. And when the ripped-off Liverpool supporter gets into the Insider site they find their’s no insider information whatsoever.

So why did Dunk make this claim? Had we missed something?

Liverpool fans scoop a small fortune following Kuyt signing

Several of our Insider members are celebrating today following the official confirmation that Dirk Kuyt has signed for Liverpool.

One lucky member made £700 following our tip that the player was nailed on to sign. He stuck £200 on the possibility at odds of 7-2, well before anything broke publicly.

Dunk was a nervous wreck in the run up the confirmation of the signing, not because he’d also backed it to happen, but because he enjoys the use of his knees!

One Insider member posted today: “FAO Dunk. Cheers mate for the advice on that bet… a nice 700 for Dirk Kuyt joining the reds…..GET in there mate !! Cheers to Ladbrokes as well for offering those odds of 7-2 that Dirk would join the reds!!!!”

Several others emailed in: “Thanks for the tip about Kuyt Dunk. We raked in £200!” and “Cheers Dunk, seventy ridge in my pocket thanks to your info.”

If you want to read all the rumours and reports concerning the Reds, support the site and become an Insider member today! If you join the Gold Club you get a free Insider sub and free SMS alerts all year round so choose which membership level best suits you.

Please note that the Insider is a fun and informal feature. Please be realistic about your expectations. We don’t have a direct line to Rick Parry’s office so if you’re not switched on to undertsand that, you’re probably best off not joining. We do not offer information to make you money, this was a one-off fun event following a member’s approach for advice.

If you consider yourself be a decent Red and not one of the loons out there that is abusive or someone who behaves like a five year old, then we’d love to invite you into our family :)

www.koptalkinsider.CON

So Dunk got one member telling him on the forum that he’d won a bet, the rest emailed him.  Or for that read, one member won a bet, nobody else emailed him.

Like the Koptalkers he claimed were buying him beer all weekend in Cardiff. He couldn’t name a single one. Was he in Cardiff?  He certainly wasn’t risking anyone spotting him.

But that’s none of those are the bare-faced lies I’m talking about. The evidence of his lies on those isn’t what you’d call “beyone a reasonable doubt”, but it’s pretty bloody obvious to anyone with even a small amount of open-mindedness about Oldham.

The lie we’re talking about is this – “One lucky member made £700 following our tip that the player was nailed on to sign. He stuck £200 on the possibility at odds of 7-2, well before anything broke publicly.”

Well before anything broke publicly? So when was this “tip” made then Duncan? When did the lucky member make his bet? May? We’ll have a look in a moment, but obviously you weren’t actually considering it “nailed on” at that time if this is true: “Dunk was a nervous wreck in the run up the confirmation of the signing, not because he’d also backed it to happen, but because he enjoys the use of his knees!” Another of Dunk’s many references to violent retribution. He’s obsessed with violence. He once threatened he’d rip my face off if he ever caught up with me.

So now it was time to find the lucky member’s first post about this bet, the first time he spoke on the forum about the gamble. Dunk’s not moved servers yet, and he’s not planning to move his US-based Insider server anyway. So would my search for this thread bring his site slowing down to a halt? It must have been such a long time ago that this bet was made, the software would have to hunt through months and months of threads surely.

Actually no. The post was actually last week. On Thursday evening.

Justin    Silver Member
Reged: Mar 07 2006
Posts: 132
Loc: Home of the 2006/7 Champions
FAO DUNK: Re Dirk Kuyt
#1598435 – Thu Aug 10 2006 07:38 PM       

I was just reading the racing post and Ladbrokes have betting on where Kuyt will be at the start of the Premiership—- They bet 15/8fav Newcastle, 11-4 Feyernoord, 5-1 Spurs, 11-2 Liverpool, 6-1 Manure, 6-1 The Gooners…….Do they know something we don’t…and if not should we get on the 11-2 ?
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My memory was playing up – surely the world knew about the state of play regarding Dirk Kuyt back then? Actually they did, as it said in the very same thread.

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Re: FAO DUNK: Re Dirk Kuyt [Re: Justin]
#1598495 – Thu Aug 10 2006 08:46 PM

given the news in all the papers this morning that we were closing in on him these odds seem very ODD to me. we have to be favourites now to land him
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So in comes Dunk with some clear advice. Probably expecting his site visitor to stick ten quid on, this is his response -

Dunk   Executive Editor
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Posts: 9425
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Re: FAO DUNK: Re Dirk Kuyt [Re: Justin]
#1598499 – Thu Aug 10 2006 08:51 PM

Go fill yer boots

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So armed with that clear advice, Justin puts his bet on and comes back twenty minutes later to tell us -

Justin
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Posts: 132
Loc: Home of the 2006/7 Champions

Re: FAO DUNK: Re Dirk Kuyt [Re: Dunk]
#1598522 – Thu Aug 10 2006 09:10 PM          Reply      Quote

7-2 now ….A put a couple of hundred on …..I hope your right Dunk raying:
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‘What!’ thinks Dunk. ‘Twenty quid yeh, but not two bleeding hundred!’  (That’s how Dunk spells the word “yeah” when he thinks it.) Panic time, what’s he going to say? He gulps, then wiping the sweat off his brow writes…

Dunk
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Re: FAO DUNK: Re Dirk Kuyt [Re: Justin]
#1598546 – Thu Aug 10 2006 09:39 PM          Reply      Quote

**** me… you nutter! It’s a smokescreen…

…. JOKE!

Seriously though, football transfers can change in a second. I hope t his comes off for ya mate.
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So he’s now seriously worried. He’s not got any inside information about Kuyt, he only knows as much as the rest of us. £200 is a lot of money. More than he’s brought in from new subscriptions all summer. At least now he’s got out of the blame for the bet being made. He’s made it sound like it might not happen, he’s covered his back for that lad’s 200 quid.

A couple of hours later he realises. In covering his back for the lad’s bet possibly not coming off, he’s also made it clear he’s not got inside information on this deal. What’s he going to do? Luckily, he’s got one of his aliases to hand -

The Informer
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Re: FAO DUNK: Re Dirk Kuyt [Re: Justin]
#1598647 – Thu Aug 10 2006 11:13 PM          Reply      Quote

The odds are rather generous.
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See – easy. Del’s been doing this for years. By getting “The Informer” to say that, he’s got himself covered again for the Kuyt deal going ahead. The one that was going to go ahead two weeks ago with a bid made after the friendly match. But that’s another lie, let’s stick to this one for now.

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Re: FAO DUNK: Re Dirk Kuyt [Re: paddockopvet]
#1598711 – Thu Aug 10 2006 11:43 PM          Reply      Quote

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jroc notice i never said what friday though  seriously though ive been told he will be signed this friday due to rafa/parry being away in cardiff for the weekend 

I wonder if there’ll be a delay cos of flight disruptions due to the security clampdown………..???

I did wonder this myself earlier today.
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You couldn’t make this up could you? Well you know what I mean. So an insider member is convinced that Kuyt will sign on Friday (11th) because Parry et al will be in Cardiff for the weekend. I can’t remember who said it now, but it’s clearly Bull. But Dunk is delighted at the thought that the latest terror alert means he can claim things didn’t work out due to flights not being on time. (Dunk announced last year that he was going to set up a terrorism website. I don’t think he ever did though.

So was Dunk being honest in his article today on Koptalk.coN that his member had made the bet, “well before anything broke publicly”?

A quick search on Google News found quite a few articles on the subject. All date the day before, on Wednesday the 9th of August.

For example the page that Duncan steals from every day, which on Wednesday night was looking at Thursday’s papers -

“Thursday’s gossip column.  BBC Sport, UK – 9 Aug 2006.  Liverpool are closing in on Feyenoord striker Dirk Kuyt. (Daily Mirror).

And the website Duncan uses to get his local information, but rarely gives any credit to, the Daily Post / Liverpool Echo website.

Daily Post website, 9th August 2006. Benitez is hopeful a deal can be agreed with Feyenoord for striker Dirk Kuyt, who is desperate to depart Holland and has privately set his heart on a move to Anfield.

“He’s one of the names on our list,” said the manager. “We have time to continue working and improve the squad.”

Even ITV knew about it -

ITV Football 9th August“Benitez targets new striker” Rafael Benitez praised match-winner Mark Gonzalez after Wednesday night’s Champions League qualifying victory over Maccabi Haifa – then revealed he is close to signing a new striker…
…He said: “We have two or three names, Kuyt is one. We are still working hard but maybe a little closer.” “

So Duncan – will you explain this bare-faced lie to us? Apologise? Admit it? Or is just another one for the long, long list?

I wonder if Blue Square and other sponsors on Duncan’s site, including Google, are happy to be associated with Duncan’s implied claims that he can help people to win even more money from the bookies due to his insider information?

They won’t know if you don’t tell them.

  • Congrats to Justin by the way – but don’t ever take a tip from Dunk again until you’ve checked in a lot of other places first!