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Duncan Oldham claims he’s got inside information from various sources in and around Anfield. And Melwood. And the Academy. He’s got mates in the press too, if you believe a word of what he says.
Complete nonsense, of course. 100%. Even more than his favourite figure of 99.9%. He’s not got mates, never mind mates in the press. His “staff” at Koptalk “HQ” are his family members. He can’t trust outsiders (non-family members), because they’ll be onto him.
His desire to get hits overrides his ability to keep up the pretence. He falls down almost daily (sometimes more than once a day even) by not keeping his lies in league with each other.
Anyway – you already knew that. Let’s have a look at some of his recent highlights.
KOPTALK KopTalk Staff
Reged: Jul 28 2003
Posts: 23547
Liverpool table £10m cash bid – reports
#1596910 – Thu Aug 10 2006 03:44 AM
Liverpool have offered Feyenoord £10million in hard cash for their striker Dirk Kuyt, according to various reports in the early hours today.Today’s British newspapers should detail the latest claims which suggest that Liverpool have now made a straight cash offer instead of a player(s) plus cash package.
It would appear that the only thing holding this deal up is how the fee will be structured.
The player has already indicated to his current employers that he wants to join us and Rob Jansen (his agent) is rumoured to have already informed Liverpool officials what personal terms Kuyt would command.
Meanwhile Insider sources are reporting that a medical has been pencilled in for this weekend. Whether that’s for Kuyt or not we don’t know but with the player due in England with Feyenood for a friendly against Reading on Saturday, it certainly looks likely if all goes well between now and then.
He wrote that at 3.44am! He’s not happy at all with the blog, he’s not happy at all that so many of his members have left. He’s even lost moderators, and really does not know who can be trusted. As has been hinted at in the comments, plenty of those you see giving Dunk the “respect” smiley are actually fully aware of his scams and are just keeping up appearances whilst gathering material for the blog. All of this means that he just does not dare go to sleep.
This report came after Rafael Benítez admitted he’d been trying to get Dirk Kuyt and was looking at other strikers too. Rafa made the comments after the Champions League win. As Oldham says, more than one newspaper reported the offer of a £10m deal (I remember seeing it on the Mirror and Daily Post websites, I’m sure it was elsewhere too).
Then we have template number 18, from the Duncan Oldham templates folder. Here’s how it looks before editing:
Meanwhile Insider sources (NOTE: always get that in, never miss an opportunity) are reporting that a medical has been pencilled in for (early next week / later this week / this weekend – delete as appropriate). Whether that’s for (Insert current target’s name) or not we don’t know but with the player due in (insert any upcoming event attended by target, alternatively say Rick Parry is to be where the player is), it certainly looks likely if all goes well between now and then.
NOTE: Do not change “pencilled in” – it gets KT off the hook when it inevitably doesn’t happen, or if we’re lucky and it happens a few days either side. Do not remove “if all goes well” – it gets KT off the hook when it inevitably doesn’t happen.
It turns out, despite our doubts, that we were wrong about “Jeanna” and “Katie”. Or at least Dunk found two females to have their photos taken in the Koptalk office, along with Dunk’s mum. Dunk being Dunk, the liar and poor parent has once again made sure his kids were on the photos. He’s claimed all kinds of things have been threatened about his kids, that all kinds of photo manipulation has taken place of his kids. So what does he do? Remove all references to them from his site? Take their photos off the net? No, he makes his daughter an administrator on his website and persuades her to post on his site, and then he takes more photos of his son and daughter to post on the site. The photos he talks of below all have his daughter on bar one. Most also have his son on (wearing his Newcastle kit). The only one without his daughter on was the one showing only Steven, the 17-year-old editor of Koptalk.
Dunk even gave out the address of son and daughter recently in a rant about a convicted paedophile. He gave clear information about how the paedophile lived near his children (he said how near). As a result anyone who needed to could work out where his children lived. We’re still trying to work out whether Dunk’s kids live with him or not, he changes his mind regularly. From what we can gather they usually live with their mother in Scarborough during the week.
We’ve got his address in Newcastle now by the way too (we’ve had it for some time, but wanted to be sure) – if you’d like it just drop me a line.
KOPTALK KopTalk Staff
Reged: Jul 28 2003
Posts: 23547
New Liverpool kit arrives at KOPTALK HQ
#1597971 – Thu Aug 10 2006 03:05 PM
The new Liverpool FC home kit arrived at KOPTALK HQ this week. Below are a few snaps of some members of the team. Sadly we have been unable to convert (name of son removed) (6) back into a Liverpool fan, even though he’s named after Liverpool legend (removed, but not really one of Dunk’s favourite players)!
Here’s one of the photos, with Dunk’s daughter removed. She shouldn’t be on any photos on the internet if any of what Dunk claims has happened to her is true. Dunk’s not much of a parent though, as we’ve said before. What you have here are Steve on the left, Dunk’s mum Jeanette on the right. The other two might be Katie and Jianna, but could just be people who were passing, you can’t be sure.
Stop laughing at the back.
Dunk’s complete lack of insider knowledge is made pretty clear by this little exchange from his forums.
cyrus Silver Member
Reged: Jun 29 2005
Posts: 33
Where’s Neill Mellor?
#1595563 – Wed Aug 09 2006 01:07 PM
Just wondering what ever happened to Mellor. He was always an honest player who worked his socks off when given a chance. I know he came back from Wigan injured but is he still out? Doubt he’ll game any games this season anyway?
What ye think boyos?
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jonesie23 Silver Member
Reged: Aug 18 2005
Posts: 233
Loc: Lower Centenary
Re: Where’s Neill Mellor? [Re: cyrus]
#1595593 – Wed Aug 09 2006 01:13 PM
Heard a rumour he’s going to Preston.
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Dunk Executive Editor
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Posts: 9140
Loc: KOPTALK
Re: Where’s Neill Mellor? [Re: cyrus]
#1595749 – Wed Aug 09 2006 02:16 PM
Quote:
Just wondering what ever happened to Mellor. He was always an honest player who worked his socks off when given a chance. I know he came back from Wigan injured but is he still out? Doubt he’ll game any games this season anyway?
What ye think boyos?
He’ll be in the chippy about now
Two things not so nice about that comment. One, isn’t this a Liverpool FC fan site? So why slag off one of our players in this way? Two, if Dunk had any inside information, perhaps he’d know what Mellor’s current situation was. Other sites have insider information, even if it’s relatively trivial it’s still true. And they don’t charge £30 a year for it either! For the original poster on Koptalk, here’s a message from another website owner who does know where Mellor is up to in his rehabilitation from surgery – see this http://forum.liverpoolway.co.uk/showpost.php?p=472892&postcount=26 for the post itself, but I don’t think the site owner will mind just this once if we post what he said on here. (If he does mind, I’m sure he’ll tell me all about it). It was from Dave U, editor of the TWL Fanzine and website:
Seeing as how he couldn’t answer the poster on his site as to what is going on with Mellor, allow me to answer it for him. Maybe someone can pass it on to the poster who asked the question.
Mellor is back in training, and has been running ok. He’s had some problems twisting and turning though as his knees are still sore. The last time I texted him he was hoping to maybe feature in the Lincoln game, but it was a bit of a long shot.
So there you go Koptalk members – if you want to know things like this, small but important and true inside information, go elsewhere. Koptalk has nobody.
Koptalk does have the papers though, (including the Sun). Here’s a typical Koptalk hit-maker. A nonsense story, turned into a New Now link to generate some pop-up inducing hits.
KOPTALK KopTalk Staff
Reged: Jul 28 2003
Posts: 23580
Chelsea linked with Liverpool swoop
#1598325 – Thu Aug 10 2006 05:54 PM
Dubious reports this evening claim that Chelsea will consider a move for Liverpool’s John Arne Riise if the proposed transfer of Ashley Cole collapses.Arsenal are refusing to accept Chelsea’s latest offer for their want-away defender and will consider looking elsewhere if you believe the reports.
We seriously doubt there’s anything in the Riise link at all and we expect that Cole will become a Chelsea player before the end of the month.
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If you seriously doubt it then why give it space? Oh yes, you want the hits.
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KOPTALK KopTalk Staff
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Posts: 23578
Trabelsi secures City move
#1598803 – Fri Aug 11 2006 01:42 AM
Tunisian skipper Hatem Trabelsi has signed for Manchester City.The 29-year-old right-sided defender joins City on a free transfer from Ajax.
It was rumoured that the player failed a Liverpool medical several weeks ago but those rumours were a load of rubbish although Rafa did have a sniff.
City boss Stuart Pearce said: “Hatem’s joining us subject to a work permit and we’re delighted to have him here.
“I think he’s one of the best Bosman’s of the summer personally.”
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In fact Trabelsi did go to Melwood last month, as mentioned in here, but for whatever reason he did not sign. Different rumours are doing the rounds over why, but the one saying he was wearing an “I love Koptalk” t-shirt seem to be false. As for “Rafa did have a sniff” – typical Oldham Kraptalk. Which is how his site is known by most Liverpool fans. The real Kraptalk.com is well worth a read though – check it out.
REQUEST: SMS Messages. In an attempt to keep an eye on another aspect of Oldham’s selling points for the Gold Club, we’re wondering if everyone gets the amount of texts they were promised at sign-up. Likewise for those who signed up for his £40 SMS service. Do you get the ones you were promised? If you can let us know how often you get sent texts we can try and get a feel for how much people are getting for their money. Expect a sudden rush of texts in about two hours, just as soon as fatty has read this entry.
August 11, 2006 at 4:14 pm
never got a single sms. :’(
August 11, 2006 at 4:36 pm
fuck. is one of those women supposed to be 18? I always found Geordie birds alright when i worked up there for a bit. I don’t remember too many 18 year olds looking like that.
August 11, 2006 at 5:11 pm
I love this site – ive hated koptalk for ages and es i was a paing customer, however – I dont think its our place (your place) to call Duncan Oldham a “bad paret”. I think thats stopping as low as he stoops. Hate his website, bring it down by all means – but how on earth can we question his overall parenting. Im a parent too and sometimes I make mistakes but id hate to be calle a “bad parent” on a website that has no rights to sa it.
Call him a fat lying bastard by all means as its clear thats what he is. For all we know his kids love him to bits, and that would make him a better parent than most in my eyes.
August 11, 2006 at 7:18 pm
I know where you’re coming from stu so don’t want to get into a debate, but in my book, anyone who posts pictures of their kids on the Internet these days is just asking for trouble. If he reckons he has had threats, then that just makes him an idiot! That’s why I reckon he’s lying about any threats. Playing the sympathy card.
August 11, 2006 at 7:31 pm
“Im a parent too and sometimes I make mistakes but id hate to be calle a “bad parent” on a website that has no rights to sa it.”
These are some of Duncan’s allegations: – His daughter, Charlotte, was RAPED in school -His family received DEATH threats – Other family members received threatening emails- His family has been ridiculed. These are Duncan’s allegations. And they are SERIOUS. If they are true, would any rational parent put out his children/family’s photos ALL OVER THE WEB? would a good parent give out his family member’s email address? Parents do make mistakes, but here you are talking about DEATH threats etc. He has had plenty of time to correct the mistakes (6 years) yet he has chosen not to do so.
UNLESS he was lying again, of course. Then you are right. We have no right to call him a “bad parent”.
He is either a “bad parent” or a cruel liar.
August 11, 2006 at 8:28 pm
I cannot see where Insider says in that post that Oldham is a “bad parent”. I do see how he questions the consistency of Oldham’s own account.
Sometimes his public statements about his children imply they live with their mother in a different city and sometimes they imply that they are living or staying with him.
Is it our business? Not really – but Insider simply records what he says on KT – whatever he talks about – and shows more often than not – that he is full of inconsistencies.
His main point is why is Oldham constantly referring to his children on a web site that is supposed to be about LFC?
Insider has a secondary point. It is Oldham who constantly states or implies that his children or in danger as a result of his exposing them on his website. Yet he continues to expose them, publising their photographs and giving details of their whereabouts.
I would add to Insider’s comments that Oldham hides behind his children when his shady business practices and his lies are exposed.
I have seen him accuse an editor of a KT spoof site that he encouraged the rape and kidnap of his then 8 year old daugher: I’ve seen him complain recently that his critics have doctored photos of his daughter: I’ve seen him complain that users of KT should stop swearing and making references to pornography because the site is used by children – and then – in the blink of an eye, introduce an Adult Dating Service, a pornography forum and hire models to pose suggestively in LFC shirts, not to mention how he regales us all with sleazy stories of his sexual conquests and the girls he shags from MySpace (after telling them he makes 250,000 a year) and his other sexual fantasies and frustrations and his references to his wife as a “tart” and his children as “a mistake”.
Oldham’s swearing and insulting language is well known – on the forums and on his podcasts and radio broadcasts. He excuses it be saying that it is the language typical of any football stadium and mocks his critics as being politically-correct tree-huggers. That statement, that it is the language of a football stadium, in itself, is very questionable, but in any case KT is not a football stadium, it ’s a dodgy web site accessible by children including his own.
What do they make of his little lecture to the then 16 years old Steve on his radio show that the rape of young girls is understandable when you get to 32 and they frustrate you by ignoring you. And what do they make about the fuss he made last week about the convicted paedophile who lived a few feet from his daughter’s front door?
I think there is something very odd about his fascination with this theme and his need to talk about it on a footnball web site. I think it worth noting.
August 11, 2006 at 11:24 pm
rupertinsider : “i cannot see in that post where insider says oldham is a bad parent”
the pic with the daughter cut out, 4 lines up from there mate. glad to be of help.
August 12, 2006 at 1:26 am
I see. He says “Dunk’s not much of a parent though, as we’ve said before.”
August 12, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Dunkin uses his children in KT PR campaigns to promote a business built on lies and borderline illegal activity.
If Dunkin was *honest* and his business was ethically run, then there wouldn’t be a problem. Trouble is, it isn’t.
Dunkin takes money off people based on the fact that he can provide “inside information” that comes directly from contacts he maintains at Anfield – that is, his members pay a premium for this “exclusive” service. Trouble is, he has no “inside” contacts at anfield. He’s charging people for made up stories. There are various other borderline illegal activities that Dunkin gets up to which are covered in more detail in the blog.
The fact that he’s exploiting his own kids to do this is foul.