Feeling down? Short of a laugh? Watch an Oldham squirm.
We have seen someone (or it could be more than one, I’m unsure) cause all kinds of trouble by sending emails to their fellow Insider members to inform them of this site, and Kraptalk and Duncan’s despicable ways in general. We’ve seen him lose member after member, partly because of this blog, but mostly because of his attempts to stop this blog.
He has been demanding that his users provide him with information that really he has no right to demand – phone numbers, dates of birth, addresses and all so that they can access his poorly administered forum. He’s had it pointed out to him that he’s not allowed to keep this information unless he’s appropriately registered under the rules of the data protection act.
It turns out he doesn’t need to be registered actually. Or so he says. Dunk knows best, so he keeps telling us, and so look what he knows about that Act -
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#1545158 – 13/07/06 11:37 AMWe take your privacy very, very seriously.
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Well it made me laugh – very, very loudly. Where do you start. Well as one of those who sent me this pointed out, it’s not just the fact he’s made all of this nonsense up, it’s the way he’s made it up, and his reasons for making it up. HE WANTS HIS USERS TO REMOVE THEIR EMAIL ADDRESSES FROM THEIR PROFILES.
He’s such a dozy slow-moving slob though that he doesn’t even remove the email address of the profile of Pat McCat, his made-up poster from before.
And “shredded several times” is another of the funnies. Sit-com material every time with the Wallsend Wally. I could think of a better word than “Wally” but let’s keep it clean…
And for more material for all of you sit-com writers, here’s Dunk lying himself in knots over his supposed trip to Liverpool this week…



















Dear me. He’s still trying it on. The fat wallet is back pretending he’s not Duncan “Liar” Oldham but is in fact somebody else. He’s not pretending to be “Barry” the writer for upthetoon.com, a site he also owns. He’s not pretending to be “Pat McCat” or “The Informer” or “The Anfield Mole” or “The caring North East Employer” or “The Responsible Father”. No he’s “The Wallet” or “Wallet” this time.
If I had more time I’d write a long intro based on “A Christmas Carol” by that guy from all those years ago. The one with Mickey Mouse on crutches, you must remember it.






