Koptalk: The Mole will be back soon

Quick set of updates from the owner of Koptalk, Mr Duncan Oldham.

First of all, another insight into how he gets his “insider” info. Asked about the medicals he’d spoken about last week -

Dunk  Re: FAO Dunk or anyone else? [Re: fatheadmurp]
#1538912 – Mon Jul 10 2006 07:56 PM

There’s a rumour doing the rounds that someone’s due in later in the week (north west airport) for Liverpool.
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Thirty quid for rumours. Probably from other sites too.

Here’s an early warning that one of Dunk’s aliases is to be dusted off and given an airing -

Dunk  Re: Where’s all Editors Bits Gone [Re: ChasboyLFC]
#1538567 – Mon Jul 10 2006 05:16 PM

I’m changing all the stuff on the site. Moving things round etc for the new season. Everything will return in time along with the Mole when he answers his phone!
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A question on the mysterious “Chloe”. She doesn’t really exist as far as we can tell, but Dunk’s got an idea to explain her disappearance. He’s not murdered her, in true soap style, she’s just got a job that she gets paid for!

Dunk  Re: Couple of old pics [Re: lechacal]
#1538126 – Mon Jul 10 2006 02:26 PM
Quote:
I want to see some pics of Chloe

LOL… she aint been about much recently… too much work at her real job and Steve’s doing much more now bless him
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And a little more about Chloe. Yep, she’s one of his family. Will he ever employ anyone outside the family?

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Re: Couple of old pics [Re: kris90210]
#1538447 – Mon Jul 10 2006 04:27 PM

Quote: is she fit then?

She’s family so I can’t comment.

Got a new bird starting this week though as a moderator

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This new “bird” (name very similar to his Mum’s) was supposed to start today. Then again Dunk told us he would be in the North West starting yesterday. He’s still at home with his copy of the Sun.

Koptalk: No Abuse, No Trolls, No Rival Fans

The owner of Koptalk, still not in the North West by the way, had this message today for the few remaining people paying his site a visit.

Posted by KOPTALK.COM on 10-07-06 02:28 PM

At KopTalk we’re proud that we don’t let just any fool into our communities. (No, Koptalk’s fools are a special type of fool. Not all Koptalk members are fools though.) Not only that but we also don’t tolerate idiots (again, not all Koptalk members are idiots, but there are plenty on there) and soon eject them if required, for the benefit of all our members. It is likely that you will see these bitters on other LFC websites. (The idiots tend not to be tolerated on other sites either, but the sensible ones who leave Koptalk  show up and stick around elsewhere. And they tend to report the facts of what happened to them – like having been the victim of a theft by Koptalk.)

To become a member of our forums here costs nothing but we don’t accept applications from throw-away (free) email accounts. You must use your ISP, college or work email account to register for access. (Why are you going to cry to a member’s boss if they ask one of THE questions? Like “Where’s my book?” for example.)

If you cannot obtain such an address, you can apply for free access by post providing you include proof of identity or address. (WARNING: DO NOT SEND ANY OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS TO KOPTALK. IDENTITY THEFT IS A BIG PROBLEM IN THE UK. DUNCAN OLDHAM AND KOPTALK ARE NOT REGISTERED FOR THE STORAGE OF THIS INFORMATION.) Simply go to www.koptalk.misinfo and open a support ticket for assistance. (This is the support ticket system that gets ignored if you ask why you were prevented from accessing a service you paid for.)

We understand that these strict conditions aren’t popular but if you want to participate in a community without having to rub shoulders with idiots, then you’ll make a bit of an effort to join us. It will be worth it when you look at some of the other dross around the web. (There’s a few gems in this para. You do “rub shoulders with idiots”, if you use Koptalk, as mentioned above. Certain idiots are tolerated, some of them are even moderators. Dunk may be surprised to learn that considering he’s speaking here to potential new members, he’s not exactly selling a “great community” is he? How many can be bothered to “make an effort” to join such a poorly-run site? You’ve made your own site even more dross than it was when this blog started Duncan, so congratulations.)

It’s not nice turning people away because they have applied using a free email account but we want to help deter idiots which includes former (banned) members and people associated to rival websites. (He’s off again – he’s obsessed with everyone who’s against him having been banned before or associatied to a rival website. Wake up Duncan, smell the coffee over the stench of your sweaty trainers and see that most of the LFC-supporting internet world are now against you and your sites.)

You can join our VIP website at www.koptalkinsider.coN as an Insider member or a Gold Club member with a free email address. The reason we allow that over there is because not many people are stupid enough to pay only to be banned. (No – the reason there is that you need the dosh. Desperately. And you are going to lock out more members if they don’t post as often as you decide they must. I hope that’s in your Terms and Conditions now Fatblob.)

And he’s not bothered by the blog remember – he loves the extra publicity, because there is no such thing as bad publicity. Did we mention he’s still not arrived in the North West? Has he introduced new staff member Jeannie yet?

Koptalk: From FootyMad to BarkingMad in a few short years.

Gold members not happy with Koptalk orders

Here’s a quick look at a thread on the Koptalk Gold Club, where the members show their distaste for Dunk’s latest idea on how to get rid of us. Will he accept the criticism, or will he ban them all? We’ll no doubt find out soon enough.

Desperate times at Koptalk HQ.

Dunk wrote the following request today. He’s pleading for help. In so many ways. And he’s still not in the North West. I wonder how Jeano’s settling in on her first day – the promised Koptalk webcam and staff mugshots should be up very soon…

Post: Would you like to be a moderator?        (Topic#17550)
Dunk  KopTalk Editor
Loc: KOPTALK 10-07-06 02:45 PM – Post#260670

We’re looking for moderators that are online during the nights when the rest of the UK is asleep, different time zones etc.

If you would like to put yourself forward for this, please email editor@koptalk.com

To be considered you must be a well know poster who has used these forums for some time. Your participation on other forums isn’t a problem, however there’s no point putting forward yourself if you aren’t on here much.

If you class yourself as a prolific member and you like our community and want to make it better, please get in touch.

I will then discuss the names suggested with the other mods.

Rewards may include a free life-time Gold Club sub and an annual Christmas card from KTHQ

How could you turn that down
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Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius…

Just before we posted this we had a browse through the blog’s comments. Look what we found -

Rashid. Glad he’s getting his commupance, I used to be a regular on there as some of you probably know but fucked it off despite his desperate plea’s to get me back. He’s offered me free Gold Club membership and mod duties to get me back. How sad is he? 

Not sure if this is “the” Rashid, as seen on many LFC forums over the years, but I’ve no reason to believe otherwise. If it is you though, thanks for the info Rash.

Xabi’s mate has all the gossip on LFC

Poor Xabi. Probably unaware of the Koptalk Insider blog – and he goes and tells us everything his mate has told him. Xabi’s mate is from Nottingham.

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Pennant Update
#1536949 – Sun Jul 09 2006 11:37 PM
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I have previously posted my info on pennant in the Gold club, Basically my mate knows him due to the links to Nottingham anyway here goes:

Just got a call from my mate, Birmingham have decided they want 5.5 million now they have added 1 million to the original asking price, now we really are willing to pay this (only if the alves deal collapses) but will try our hardest to get the fee down (with the cash plus traore thing part of that) Pennant has also told us he’ll do all he can to get the fee down as low as possible.

He is still quietly confident he’ll get a move to us.

thats all for now!

And my mate also told me that were still very much interested in Bent..

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He doesn’t even tell us how his Nottingham related friend knows how Liverpool are interested in Bent. Which Bent by the way? Notice how he doesn’t commit himself?

I doubt it’s even the real Xabi posting on Koptalk anyway.

(Incidentally, I think the Xabi of Koptalk fame is not just another of Dunk’s aliases, he’s just a regular user of the site trying to convince everyone he has insider info.)

That email from the weekend.

Thanks to those of you who forwarded on that email from the weekend. The one we played no part in, the one sent by someone else sufficiently upset at Duncan’s methods of attacking his so-called fellow Liverpool FC supporter.

Here’s what it really said -

Date: Sat, 08 Jul 2006 21:42:03 +0100
Subject: koptalk message from Steve
Hello fellow Koptalk member.

We all know Dunk don’t we?
Great bloke isn’t he? Charging us £30 a year for ‘insider’ information?

IF you don’t want to spend 5 -10 minutes reading the whole of this email then let me highlight some points about Dunk or go to either of these websites to see for yourself how Duncan Oldham has been spinning us a yarn for years!
Kraptalk.com       OR      koptalk-insider.com

By the way Duncan old chap, I’m an honorary member for your rip-off club. You haven’t found me out yet to kick me off. I’ll give you a clue; my identity is one of the email addresses above. Happy hunting.

A FEW POINTS
*Has a history on the net of conning people out of money (dodgy sky cards)
*Various Alias so people don’t catch up with him (Del Johnson, Mark lacey, or is this one your real name?)
*Newcastle season ticket holder (not a LFC season ticket holder. Show that it exists Dunk and then we may start to believe)
*An Lfc fan that’s pictured wearing a sun hat (well I suppose its ok for him, he does support Newcastle after all)
*Has a Newcastle and Spurs fan site (what genuine Lfc fan would care about having one)
*Has/had various ‘company’s’. 911 security, 911 cleaning services (PO Box address 145. you guessed it, its Dunks).
*The taxman doesn’t know about KT (or about Dunk for that matter)
*Took a deposit off a lot of his ‘KT family’ for a book he has never written. (Want a refund? sod that I’ll just kick you off my site instead)
*He Lies and Lies to all the readers! Buying a house from Chris Waddle? Are you really that mad to make a lie up like that and expect people to believe it (Oh and don’t get taken in by stories he writes on his site under different names, Wallet, insider etc)

Well I thought you deserved to know what type of “LFC fan” you are handing over your well-earned dosh to.

Mr Duncan Oldham AKA Dunk, Mark Lacey, Del Johnson is a self-proclaimed LFC fan, this despite holding a season ticket for Newcastle. A LFC fan that was pictured wearing a S*N cap. A LFC fan that claims he could end Peter Crouch’s Lfc career if he likes. (has some tape of him apparently)  A LFC fan that was a big voice in getting rid of Fowler, but welcomed him back with open arms when he knew it would generate loads of hits for his site. A Lfc fan that owns and runs a spurs site and his beloved Newcastle site Dunks Spurs site       Dunks Newcastle site   (layout look familiar?)

Well I suppose we all make a few mistakes right? Well yes we do, but Mr Oldham’s (is that your real name?) are spread across years, making them more of a character trait than mistakes.
Back before Koptalk was a pound sign in his eyes, Dunk, was into selling dodgy sky cards on the Internet. Well I say sell, he would take payment for them, but never send them. (Sound familiar? like taking cash for insider info, but never delivering it).
He left a trail of unhappy people wanting to know were their dodgy sky card or money was.  Want the proof? Click me 1   (you will see a couple of links on this page, they are the actual forum posts by people who ripped him off)

Well I can forgive him for his sky card mess, second chance and all that, just a pity we at KT became his second chance. He saw an opportunity to make money out of genuine Lfc fans, and took it with both hands (filled with cash).

BUT I hear you say, “Dunk doesn’t make money out of the site, he has told us that”. Erm ok. So who pays your bills then Dunk?
Who pays for your nice new cars?
Your sky HD?
Your Gas bill?
Petrol?
Council Tax?
Water rates?
Phone bill?
Food?

I am not bothered that a legitimate businessman makes money. It’s the way of the world. But you’re NOT a legitimate businessman are you?
You keep insisting you take no money from KT?   Is it because you claim Dole? Along with Steve and other family members? Or is it because KT isn’t actually registered as a Company, so thus pays no tax, thus YOU don’t pay any tax?

So why have you not registered it Dunk? Probably because you KNOW you are doing quite a few illegal stuff on your site.
Allowing match feeds through your site! ILLEGAL
Publishing fixtures without the required licence! ILLEGAL
Telling people to click google ads! AGAINEST THEIR RULES
Pinching names of other Lfc sites so they get re-directed to your site

Talking about illegal stuff, I reckon it’s probably a tad illegal to take money from people under false pretences. Yes Duncan I am talking about your phantom book.
The book that you took a fiver for, from your members. A book that you know you haven’t wrote. A fiver that you know will never see those bank accounts again. A book every member is scared to talk about in case you kick them off your dictatorship site. You use the goodwill of thousands of Lfc fans to make personal gains. (me included in the earlier days). I dare you to set-up a Refund forum Dunk. Let anyone who wishes for a refund to ask (without fear of being booted), and then they can post a reply to say they have had it. Probably never happen because that money has long been spent.

Where shall I go next? You’ve done so much naughty stuff and said say many stupid things that it’s hard to decide …………hummmmmmm….

THE SUN HAT
The thing you try to defend the most. One of them moments in life were you wished you just hadn’t done it! EXCEPT YOU DID  (you will see the picture at the top of Koptalk-insider.com)

Now I have heard your defence that when the picture was took, you did not realise the hurt and upset the S*N caused in publishing its lies, being from Scarborough and that. I can accept that.
I cant argue with people who don’t know the history of it,  BUT DUNK you DID know didn’t you?
The photo was taken in World cup 98, but in the May of that year, around a month before the World Cup here is you on usernet under the name Duncan explaining to somebody about the boycott of the S*N.  Dunk posting about the S*N  BEFORE the WC   click me     or go to Koptalk-insider.com and click on the May 2006 link
Your Dates don’t add up big fella, and neither do your Lies.

And man when I say lies, I mean great big f*ck off ones
A Koptalk hotel – HaHa
A Book – HaHa
A Chrissy Waddle House – HaHa
In the early days you said you were located in Liverpool – HaHa
You make no wages yourself from the site – HaHa
You were at the 1st day of training – HaHa
You have past and present players who post – HaHa
You would be better off financially if you axed the site – HAHAHAHAHA (found a imaginary batch of dodgy sky cards to fall back on?)
An ‘insider’ man on the gate at Mellwood – HaHa
You have insider info – HaHa (you know Lfc players don’t want to touch you, because your poison)
Your married? Well how come you boasted about shagging girls you meet on Myscape? Something has to be a lie so – HaHa

Now believe me I could go on and on and on. But I think you realise what *Dunk/Duncan/Mr Oldham/Del Johnson/Mark Lacey is like

*delete as appropriate

He is a two faced, truth twisting con. He contradicts himself and gets himself messed up in his web of lies. If your being honest with yourself you know you have read a story on KT and thought, “what a load of bull that is”. Why would Dunk put a made up story or a strange vague riddle on the site? Well its because we are paying £30 for the privilege of insider info, but he has none. So Lie instead is his motto.

The only real insider info that gets posted is from members like Lecter, Tom, Johnny_H.  Yet does it not strike with them, that they are lining the pockets of this pretend Lfc fan? They are posting their info for nothing while Dunk sits in his office watching the 30 notes roll in.

If he has one thing going for him it’s the fact he knows a Mug when he sees one. (well thousands of them)  and I am/was one of those mugs. Thankfully I have had my eyes opened by the sites mentioned above and my only reason for staying on KT is to try and get the message across.

Thanks for reading
YNWA
P.S for those of you who say you go on for the community or for a laugh then try out other free sites. (A brand new site by ex-koptalkers has a nice feel to it  EST1892 ) The community on KT has gone down quite a bit in terms of quality with a lot of cliques and people who are abusive to what ever is wrote. And the only person who is laughing on KT is Dunk

So that’s what was really said. Make your own judgements on it, I’m just passing it on.

The words the blob forgot

A lazy Sunday afternoon in Fatland was coming to an end. The late afternoon snacking session was nearly over, soon it would be time for afternoon tea. Fatblob was wondering what to do with that five minute gap between the two eating periods. ‘I know!’ he thought, ‘I’ll go and see if there’s anything left of my site!’

He arrived to find his site was still shrinking. He found a small scrap in a corner though, and tried to feast on it -

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updates from parry meeting dunk?
#1536058 – Sun Jul 09 2006 04:52 PM

Was there any updated from the meeting you had with Parry dunk? or did i miss the post…..

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Re: updates from parry meeting dunk? [Re: joseph46]
#1536061 – Sun Jul 09 2006 04:55 PM

Quote:
Was there any updated from the meeting you had with Parry dunk? or did i miss the post…..

He’s not met him yet mate. Next week. I’m sure Dunk will post after if he can!!

 

Rich-tea was a believer, he trusted Fatblob. He’d shown Rich-tea the inside of the insider at a racecourse once and Rich-tea was hypnotised. He’d surely implode should he learn the truth about the message from the insider of the insider having really been sent by Wannabeblob or Old Mamblob.

Poor Fatblob. What could he do? In his anger at trying to avoid the attack of those nasty Blogtrotter monsters he had made another story up. He couldn’t even remember what he’d said any more, his fibs confused everyone. Fatblob had said that the Parry of Anfield was at his command, and begging for them to meet. Truth be known, Fatblob had no contact details for the Parry, something which had always troubled him. But what had he said? What had he made up?

‘I need a stock answer’ thought Fatblob. He looked in his book of magic – the Insider guide to hiding the truth. This was the only book Fatblob had, other than his imaginary friend, who was also a book. He went to his control centre, and tried to urge his followers to continue to believe in him. “Make it all out to be somebody else’s fault, then say you can’t say now” said the book. (Not the Anfield Exposed book – that’s imaginary as we’ve already said). He typed the message in -

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Re: updates from parry meeting dunk? [Re: richt71]
#1536104 – Sun Jul 09 2006 05:23 PM

No. There’s too much attention on my posts at the moment so I won’t be commenting further.
Not commenting further? Fatblob thought he had found a way to get out of his made-up story. He thought that saying he’ll not comment further because of attention on his words would let him off the hook. Poor Fatblog, he was wrong. He wasn’t off the hook, the Blogtrotters were on his tail.

Why was he posting at tea-time on Monday anyway? For in the Blogtrotter blog of legend it was written of the Fatblob’s travel plans. The Fatblob had promised he would travel west to meat the Parry of Anfield, and to see the metal birds landing. This would be on Sunday he’d said. See – in /2006/07/09/koptalk-gossip-medical-midweek/ on the Blogtrotter blog of legend was this entry from the Fatblob -

“I will be on Merseyside/The North West all week. I’ll be there from Sunday > Sunday.”

Oh dear.  Fatblob had forgotten another of his tall tales. Or perhaps he was travelling later in the evening.

But alas! No! Fatblob had still not remembered his tall tale by the time another five mealtimes had passed. It was now lunchtime on Monday, and as Fatblob was eating his third small pig of the afternoon, his loyal friend RedAlSevenSeven was handing out orders on Fatblob’s behalf.

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TLW, Koptalk, and all that
#1537719 – Mon Jul 10 2006 12:03 PM

Yesterday a Koptalker went onto TLW (who are very anti Dunk and Koptalk) and ended up being abused right, left, and centre by their members. There is no moderation over there and as such the abuse continued unabated. The KT member gave as good as he got. (That’s different to what I saw – Narrator.) In my opinion and having spoken at length to Dunk over the weekend I feel such inter forum incidents are entirely counter productive.

We all want to defend Koptalk but the members on TLW are not for turning. Some are so obsessed as to have lost all reasoning and ability to have a sensible argument. Not all TLW members are so inclined, in fact some are also members here, but there are a number who have a distinct apathy to this site.

Getting into an argument with them only fuels the current animosity and this current round of attacks on Dunk and Koptalk. It is best if we left them to just grow tired of it all.

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Oh dear, it seems some of the children of the land of the Blobs have got the wrong idea about the Blogtrotter monsters. They no more wear the TLW badge than Fatblob speaks with Steven Gerrard or has a recording of Peter Crouch. Still, it’s no surprise that the TLW people are on the side of the Blogtrotter monsters. Sanity and full knowledge of the truth are not compatible with anyone wishing to stay a Fatblob follower.

It seemed the Blobbie called “kaip” was confused. His knowledge was not yet full, his comments not yet accurate -

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Re: TLW, Koptalk, and all that [Re: Red_Al_77]
#1537763 – Mon Jul 10 2006 12:21 PM    
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Yep…….that site is sh!te but they do a good fanzine

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Fatblob could not resist a chance for a speech. He was still forgetting he was meant to be in the North West of the country of England, his lie now a distant faded memory for him. So he blew his cover and shouted out – ‘Do not acknowledge us anywhere else. Do not speak anywhere else. For I am the one true Blob and you will obey me.’

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Re: TLW, Koptalk, and all that [Re: kaip]
#1537777 – Mon Jul 10 2006 12:25 PM    
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God yeh, don’t lower yourselves to anyone elses standards. It’s pathetic and even though you want to get stuck in, we just ignore them because it’s what happens here that counts

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And with that, yet another brick fell from the crumbling empire of the Fatland Blob HQ.