Pantomime in the shoutbox

I wonder if fatty did register that we8koptalk domain name? He registers everyone else’s. Anyway, another little bit of the Koptalk ShoitBox follows, in which “Brendan” disappears after being given this blog address, Rosco admits he’s “afraid” of being banned again and Ryan20 gives out loads of free publicity for us. The three ugly sisters can’t resist the attention they’re getting and run over to have a look at themselves…

<Rosco> is the shoutbox bitchfest over ?
<Ryan20> Why, you want some too?
<Rosco> No I’m afraid I’ll get banned again
<livvy145> I came in late, was I mentioned??
<Ryan20> We were talking about the most annoying roots on Koptalk Livvy, so I’d be surprised if your name didn’t crop up at some point.
<livvy145> As long as I wasn’t missed..
<onceared> alright folks!
<Rosco> psst … Ryan they’re talking about us again
<Ryan20> Who ross?
<Rosco> we8koptalk
<Ryan20> What’s the address again? I can’t remember it.
<brendan> Who are they?
<onceared> ??
<Delinquent> this used to be a place for the geeks to hang out. now it’s finally been infiltrated by the main troops
<Ryan20> You’ve got mail Bren.
<onceared> Fcuk me, i left the shouty at the wrong time! i’ve no idea what you lot are blethering about!
<brendan> Doubt it, we’ve changed to Lotus Notes and it’s all over the shop here
<Ryan20> LOTUS NOTES IS A NIGHTMARE
<brendan> Is it bouncing bcak to you?
<brendan> Ah, got it lid
<Ryan20> Nope, hasn’t come back.
<Ryan20> you’re TRES famous Brendan .

Then it was all quiet on the Shoitbox. Rosco, Ryan-aged-20 and Brendan all disappeared to read about themselves.

Someone from Cheshire called Dave (might be a reasonable bloke I honestly don’t know) told us something obvious.

<CheshireDave> feck me its hot

That’ll be an insider exclusive later today. Rosco (without an “E” he told us, last time he posted on our blog) was the first one back. He seemed flattered and genuinely pleased to feature in our blog. Ryan was less happy though, perhaps his part wasn’t big enough.

<Rosco> I’m beginning to make a name for myself too, well actually they’re making ot for me. That’s kind of them
<Ryan20> They’re the saddest individuals on Earth those lads.
<Ryan20> Hey, you lot, stick this in your fcuking blog – YOU ARE GIMPS.

How do you know we’re lads Ryan? Ooh now that’d cause you trouble wouldn’t it? You still blush whenever you talk to girls. And as you requested, we are blogging it. You’ll find it’s much quicker and more likely to be spotted if you leave us a comment though. Don’t worry, we don’t bite. Although Rosco says we twist things…

<Rosco> i think it’s hilarious, they twist the most innocuous thing to make it sound like some big conspiracy, it’s a sad life them boys lead
<Rosco> haha
<Ryan20> Mother of Jesus, as if posting on a bloody forum all day wasn’t bad enough, cutting and pasting all that tripe onto ANOTHER site, has to be as low as u can go in life.
<CheshireDave> What site are they from originally ?
<Ryan20> interspaz.com Dave

No, it’s www.koptalk-insider.com actually. Don’t forget the hyphen. For a bit of extra fun, imagine that the following lines are actually taken from a “Last of the Summer Wine” script.

<Rosco> I’m sure that Rupert lad enjoys it though , him and Toby. Rupert and fcukin Toby….
<Ryan20> it’s criminally insane what those lads get up to. Sitting all day EVERY FCUKING DAY waiting for Dunk to throw up some kind of discrepancy.
<Ryan20> At least Trainspotters get outside.
<Rosco> they’re like the lads who spot that one of the extras in Lord of the Rings was wearing a pair of Nike Air Max
<Rosco> in scene 213 a
<Ryan20> Ha ha.
<Rosco> and that Part Time poster lad , have you seen him ?
<Mystic Gohan> lmao thats brilliant rosco
<Rosco> silly silly lad altogether.
<Mystic Gohan> nike taking advantage of middle earths ongoing battles
» Rosco wonders how long it’ll be before this will be copied and pasted by Rupert

And as Rosco (without an “E”) wondered about the time for this to be copied and pasted by Rupert (it wasn’t Rupert actually Rosco) there was another long pause. Had Dunk walked in, dressed as Nora Batty?

No, but Rosco felt alone. Nobody seemed to be in the Last of the Summer Wine shoutbox with him. “Have… to… say… something….” he thought…

<Rosco> i think they should have it by now

Oh, wait a bit. Here comes Clegg…

<Ryan20> Whatever ’sadness’ I feel for posting on an internet forum has been well and truly squashed by the knowledge that some other mong is actually copying it onto a further blog.

…the comic genius…

<Ryan20> HEY DILBERTS – GET A LIFE.

…how we laughed. Rosco (no “E”) makes a prediction -

<Rosco> they’ll never respond

‘Oh yes they will’ – Shout the audience. (It’s not Last of The Summer Wine now, it’s a pantomime.) ‘Behind you!’ – the audience again. Wait, who’s this? It’s Dame Duncan AssWobble…

<Dunk> flmao @ ryan

Dame Duncan has a quick laugh at/with his “boys”, then makes a serious point. You see since Ryan emailed the address of this blog to Brendan, Brendan’s not been seen.

<Dunk> best thing is to ignore them… silence breeds contempt

Dame Duncan mutters, under his breath, “And if Ryan20 dares email anyone else about this blog he’ll be feeling the wrath of the firestarter.”

<livvy145> Who’s rafadhil?
<Ryan20> Talking breeds mongs then, using that logic.
<Rosco> he’s a new mod
<livvy145> The mods aroung here are like London buses….
<Rafadhil> hy all
<Rosco> primarily for the Malay forum,
<Rafadhil> none when u want ‘em, 2 aminute when u dont?
<Rosco> welcome
<Gene Hughes> what going on chaps?
<Rafadhil>
<livvy145> That’s the one…
<Ryan20> What in the name of Jehovah is going on here?
<jim-uk> hello rafadhil
<Rosco> I just had a look in their, Rafadhil you start all the threads in there
<Gene Hughes> what’s this stuff about copying posts etc?
<Rafadhil> mostly
<Rosco> just Ryan trying to be like Brendan again Gene
<Dunk> who was brednad1?
<Ryan20> haha
<Dunk> brendan*
<Ryan20> That’s easy for you to say Dunk.
<Ryan20> He wa sone of the fcuking sheep from that blog.

“Baaaa!” shout the thousands of blog-readers, a little sarcastically.

<livvy145> The man who likes feet a lot..
<Rosco> some freak with a foot fetish
<Dunk> seems to me that brendan and ryan are immune to a good banning
<Gene Hughes> what blog Ryan?

Did you notice that question asked by Gene? Keep it in mind.

<Dunk> the more u talk bout blogs, the happier u r
<Dunk> they r*
<Dunk> eeeee
<Dunk> cant type today

That slip up was funny for some reason. “The happier u r” or “they r”?

<Rosco> Dunk, I begged you not to let Ryan back in, it’s all your fault
<Gene Hughes> try taking your mittens off Dunk.
<livvy145> Ryan is KT….
<Rafadhil> hy Dunk, got my mail?
<Dunk> not sure m8, am at home now
<Rafadhil> k, cool
<Dunk> will reply tho asap
<Dunk> can u get in the board room?
<Ryan20> you have no wish to see it Gene. Remember Nikeser’s mytard account, well it’s like that, only higher up on the ’stalk’ ladder.
<Ho> guys how are you
<Gene Hughes> is this becoming the fcuking MODBOX or what?
<Dunk> ha i get stalked all day by them lol

“And boy does it piss me off” mutters the Dame under its breath again. “Try to act not bothered” thinks the Dame.

<Dunk> free advertising, saves me a fortune
<Gene Hughes> ryan, please allow me to be the judge of that. Pleeeeeease. I love cringing.
<Rosco> yeah it is Gene, tread carefully
<Gene Hughes> ok Rosco.
<jim-uk> Dunk, what were Gupta’s new pies like ?

Remember how we said to keep in mind Gene’s question? Here’s Ryan…

<Ryan20> Email me Gene – ryanohare20 at hotmail dot com

Yep – Ryan is passing the news of this blog around for us. When even those “against” us are passing the address around we aren’t surprised our hits are going through the roof.

Anyway, shortly after that and the request from Ryan had gone. Fatty knows (or thinks) Ryan might be telling people too much. The site is collapsing, Ryan could be doing enough to finish it off completely.

<jim-uk> Dunk, what were Gupta’s new pies like ?
<Rafadhil> yup i can Dunk… & can do stuff with the posts in Mly forum too… guess can ignore my mail
<Ryan20> D’you get that Gene?
<Gene Hughes> get what?
<Ryan20> Email me
<Gene Hughes> what’s your address?

Oh dear, it seems the address was deleted too soon.

<Dunk> flmao Jim
<Dunk> they didnt start, they said next monday now

Here we are – that address again – ryanohare20@hotmail.com

<Ryan20> ryanohare20 at hotmail dot com

And that was that really. Gene would soon be getting the address for this blog, where his open mind would allow him to see Duncan in a new light. If he has an open mind of course. By now though it was time to leave. We’d hung around that place as long as we could.

Barney banned for asking questions

“Barney” today tried to point out some quite valid things about the Koptalkinsider website. The one where a fat man charges his visitors £30 each and then says things like, “this player might sign or he might not, we asked a painter about it”.

“Barney” asked some reasonable questions. Fatty’s friends rallied round him. They either don’t know the truth about Dunk, or they are as bad as Dunk. Dunk himself arrived shortly afterwards, and still didn’t answer any questions. He also lied about the price of his car, but it’s a habit he’s not able to snap out of.

Have a read anyway, see if you can spot one of Dunk’s old-time bits of bullshit…

Koptalk to consider buying Chris Waddle’s Merseyside home. And other gems.

Newcastle United season-ticket holder Duncan Oldham today claimed he’d been talking to Geordie Chris Waddle about moving into Waddle’s house near Liverpool’s training ground at Melwood. At this stage we aren’t sure whether this is a poor joke to which only he knows the punchline, or if he actually seriously wants people to believe it’s a true story. We’ll have a better idea soon if he claims to be buying a hotel in the Anfield area in partnership with David Icke.

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Posts: 7991
Chris Waddle’s house
#1526276 – Tue Jul 04 2006 03:00 PM

Former England ace Chris Waddle has offered to sell me his house. It’s located close to Melwood and is on the market at £300,000. We’re going to go and see it within the next week.

With the happy pills seemingly up to their peak he posted this “update” too. It’s making more and more of a mockery of his site, which he charges users £30 a time for. It seems he’s in with painters at Anfield (not Melwood) now too. Not any old painters though, painters who know what a football agent looks like. (Maybe he had a high-vis jacket on saying “Football Agent” on the back).

Dunk  KopTalk Editor
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Posts: 7990
Sky Andrew update
#1526291 – Tue Jul 04 2006 03:04 PM
He’s over at Anfield now. He’s just had a 10 minute chat with the painters that are doing the railings but he wouldn’t spill the beans. One of the lads put him on the blower to me but he just kept laughing and saying he was at Anfield for the museum tour 

Honestly, he really is posting this. He followed it up with this…

Dunk KopTalk Editor
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Posts: 7990
Re: Sky Andrew update  [Re: pacman]
#1526306 – Tue Jul 04 2006 03:10 PM    Quote: I hope you gave him the big I am Mr Oldham

I remember when there was a former players golf tournament on. Dalglish, Roy Evans, Ronnie Moran were all there (Ireland) and one of them called me and put Stan Boardman on… man he was sooooo funny. “Is that koptalk dot dot dash dash dot dot com dot dash”

Eeeeh… those were the days 

Are there any shrinks in the house? He’s also decided to let us all know that he’s sent an email. In a cunning move, he also tells us he’ll only be able to tell us what is in the reply when he gets it.

Dunk KopTalk Editor
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Posts: 7992
Investment Enquiry
#1526311 – Tue Jul 04 2006 03:12 PM

I don’t like the investment forum as the whole topic does my head in, so mods, please feel free to move this if need be.

Anyway, it’s just a quick note to say that I have today sent off a few emails regarding investment developments. I was told that things had been delayed until July… if you remember said source had previously quoted the end of May.

So basically I’m trying to get an update no matter how brief.

As soon as I hear anything I will let you know what I can. If you don’t hear anything I haven’t received a response yet.

Finally he decides to see how his readers feel about the idea of selling Jamie Carragher, asking them if they thought Carra would get into the side at other clubs…

Dunk  KopTalk Editor
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Posts: 7992
Jamie Carragher – would he be first choice….
#1526406 – Tue Jul 04 2006 04:00 PM
… at Arsenal, Manchester United or Chelsea?

Discuss…

(Pulls pin, throws grenade into forums and wanders off whistling)

Dunk KopTalk Editor
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Posts: 7992
Re: Jamie Carragher – would he be first choice….  [Re: Punjabi1]
#1526442 – Tue Jul 04 2006 04:10 PM
Quote: Not a better defender in the Premiership.

Really, he’s that good?

Dunk KopTalk Editor
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Posts: 7992
Re: Jamie Carragher – would he be first choice….  [Re: Zlatko]
#1526449 – Tue Jul 04 2006 04:12 PM

How much would everyone sensibly value him at i.e. price you would sell?

Barking mad.

Dunk reveals source for Insider information

Some stuff from the “.org” Koptalk site from this afternoon. First of all, someone asks where fatty gets his inside info from. It seems they doubt him – he can’t have inside information. Fatty’s answer soon puts “ceaser the geazer” and all other site visitors straight.

Post: A Question on insider info..        (Topic#17050)
ceaserthe geazer Reservist Posts: 538
04-07-06 11:51 AM – Post#252902

A girl I use to work with was close to the secretary of now a prem club. She obviously spoke to the chairmen but was close to the secretary, the girl use to come round to her house.
As for inside info she got jack $hit. If she enquired which rarely did, the reply she would get is somethings happening.
Same with Rick Parry, gave nothing (Dept head new him).

So who would leak info from the club. the players are a good source as they have trouble keeping their mouth shut, but its rare for a club to tell players anything.

So if you’ve had inside info from the past who was it from?
Just name the dept they work in.

Dunk KopTalk Editor Posts: 1999
Loc: KOPTALK
04-07-06 01:12 PM – Post#253127
In response to Peatcheo

Sometimes the club leak the info on purpose.

Of course they do. And I’m sure they’re on the phone to you every day to leak stuff hey fatty? As well as all your other ways of getting info. Do you bribe paper boys in Liverpool as well as Newcastle then?

Meanwhile in the “Shoit-Box” the real Duncan fanclub are all having a chat. It seems there were two brendans (as if one’s not bad enough) and TLW are to blame for anything nasty said about Koptalk. Including the post seen in the screenshot here (click that thumbnail). Well, you silly Koptalk muppets, it’s us and our readers you should be blaming. And at the end of it all Brendan takes his chance to have a little dig at Red and White Kop (RAWK).

<CtrlAltDelete> TLW is at it again…
<CtrlAltDelete> look at medievians new topic…
<brendan> Is the new me another TLW cnut?
<Brendan1> imposter brendan, what kind of footwear do you have on (if any)?
<CtrlAltDelete> its TLW for sure. They love this stuff
<brendan> They banned me so I don’t like them
<Brendan1> flip flops brendan?
<CtrlAltDelete> they most certainly did
<brendan> I don’t they like me much either! I bet they still talk about me on there, sad fcukers
<Brendan1> stop waffling babybrendan and answer the mofo question
<Rosco> one of the longest threads in their history was dedicated to you
<brendan> Who is this fcuking weirdo?
<brendan> Ros> Was it really? Oh, bless. I take it wasn’t complimentary? I wish I could read it
<Dunk> who’s brendan1?
<Dunk> brendans nearly as popular as me
<brendan> I’m honoured…
<brendan> They thought I WAS you, Dunkin
<Dunk> why did you eat their pies?
<onceared> Another day another infiltration!!
<brendan> I dunno, they seemed very sure though….I was banned rather quickly. Is that going to happen to me here, Dunkin?
<Rosco> yeah Brendan I read it once, quite funny too. There all so bitter….and not too clever either
<CtrlAltDelete> They absolutely hate Brendan over there. Almost as much as you Dunk.
<Dunk>
<Dunk> brendan’s one of my heroes
<brendan> I was only there for about a week!
<Dunk> you’re really missing out mate
<CtrlAltDelete> I read it too. There is a thread over there right now with the pictures they just used in the thread here…
<onceared> What is this a bizarre love in!!!
<CtrlAltDelete> called: Duncan Oldham
<brendan> Mind you, I lasted about 10 minutes on RAWK, probably don’t like my opinions about Paul Bumpkins…

One thing to learn from this little exchange is that both TLW and RAWK are Brendan-free. Which means if you like Brendan you’ll not like it there. For the remaining 99.9% of the human population you should give them a try.

I know a lot of you are struggling to find a new home you can settle into after getting on well with some of the more sane members of Koptalk’s various messageboards, a lot of the sites on the right have forums.

More reasons to boycott The S*n and Koptalk

The decision by Fat Duncan Oldham to film his young friend burning one of his copies of the S*n was another of his failed attempts at getting back at this blog. Upset that we are driving away his visitors bit by bit, with our revelations of his love for the S*n, the former soldier (he once claimed) had to pretend he hated the paper. The dickhead chose to dress the teenage star of his video in a curly wig and got him to say “Calm Down” in a crap attempt at a scouse accent. The fact he admitted in the accompanying article that he gets the paper delivered every day, and bought an extra copy today to replace the one he burned just added to his latest screw up.

His heroes at the S*n are also not happy when someone confronts them about talking nonsense. Read this from one of the LFC websites that does have contacts inside Anfield. According to The Liverpool Way, the reason why Carra got slated all of a sudden could well have been as an act of retaliation, it certainly has the signs of being.

Talking about the quotes, and especially the headline, in the S*n, the website says, “Why did they choose to do this? Well it isn’t like they need a reason to have a go at scousers, but this really did come out of leftfield as it wasn’t exactly a story worthy of a back page was it? TLW wonders if it may be connected to something which we are told happened in Germany. One of their reporters, Steve Howard, is alleged to have got into an argument with some of the friends and families of the Liverpool players in respect of remarks about Liverpool fans, Heysel and Hillsborough. Word around the campfire is that the scouse contingent, including Carragher’s dad and relatives of Stevie Gerrard, were furious at the comments made and let Howard know in no uncertain terms how they felt.”

See ‘The Truth’ about that S*n backpage today? on TLW for the full article.

The reason we’ve posted this information in this blog is for the benefit of anyone just dropping by who might have believed any of Fatty’s previous pro-S*n propaganda. The boycott on the paper should be strengthened, not allowed to slip. Which is why we say the boycott of Koptalk should continue.

And The S*n sound as pathetic as Fat Duncan Oldham and Koptalk when you get to hear all of the story. No wonder he admires them so much.

Koptalk: Liverpool invited to bid again for Jermaine Defoe

Here’s an “update” from Dunk. This is the first piece of “insider information” published in ages from Dunk. I’m going to hold back on commenting for now – I’ll let you do that underneath.

Dunk KopTalk Editor
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Agent on Merseyside
#1525887 – Tue Jul 04 2006 12:34 PM

Sources on Merseyside today claim that Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez has been invited to make a fresh bid for Jermaine Defoe.

The 23-year-old is represented by Skylet Andrew who has been at Melwood (Liverpool’s training ground) since this morning.

With an hour of receiving information that Andrew was at Melwood, I then received an email from a source at Anfield who said:

“Talks have taken place between Rick Parry and Sky Andrew regarding Jermaine Defoe… (snip) … it would seem that the club are looking at the possibilities of a double deal via Andrew (he represents both players) for Pennant and Defoe… (snip) … Tottenham are keen to sell Defoe and are aware that Andrew is on Merseyside trying to broker a deal.

“Rafa now has to choose which options to go for. He is tired of waiting for Sevilla and wants all his new signings at training for when the World Cup players return. He had wanted them all there this week but Sevilla have held everything up.

“Trabelsi is an option but he cannot sign all of these players… (snip) … the board won’t sanction a deal for everyone (board meeting on Thursday this week) there has to be sacrifices… (snip) … big, big decisions need to be made and I think you’ll see activity and decisions taking place before the weekend.”

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I actually think this is great news. Players are queuing up to join us and they’re not holding us to ransom any more. Rafa’s laughing if you ask me, whoever he signs.

I assume he sees Defoe as a cheaper option to Kuyt? confusing isn’t it… loads of options and alternatives and I still believe someone elses name will crop up out of the blue.

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Dunk KopTalk Editor
Reged: Aug 20 2004
Re: Agent on Merseyside  [Re: ShaggyAlonso13]
#1525915 – Tue Jul 04 2006 12:41 PM

I can’t see us spending a lot on Defoe, even if we had it. However, he’s a good player and if we could get him for less than £8million, I think we could get him. However, I’m not a big fan but I can see the manager’s thinking. We also have to remember that a player can become much better (or worse) under a new manager following a move.

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Koptalk admit daily Sun delivery

Koptalk.com and its owner Duncan Oldham support the Sun. Use the search facility on this blog to find numerous pieces of evidence showing this. Our search facility works because we’ve nothing to hide. The search facility on Koptalk doesn’t work.

It’s getting quite funny watching the arrogance of Duncan “Sun Hat” Oldham get the better of him, to the point where he’s losing more and more of his revenue and more and more customers rather than own up to the truth. This site is being promoted (for now) purely by word of mouth, people passing the name of the site onto others. That’s been enough to see a decline in his hits and a decline in his takings from the insider. More importantly, there are many who would be due to renew in the coming months that won’t now be doing so.

People read this site and find it quite a shock at how they’d been conned. If this is your first visit, read it with an open mind. Dunk tries a lot of different tactics to try and worm his way out of a corner, we’ve answered every single one so far and he’s running out of ideas.

Today he’s used his favourite paper to try and win back some credibility. As expected, the England blame machine shifted focus today to Jamie Carragher. It was always going to happen, and this blog isn’t the place to explain how obviously wrong it is to blame Carragher. England’s coaching staff were under pressure from the media because of England’s exit, so they spoke to Dunk’s favourite paper to try and limit the damage against them. Or in fact they may have spoken to press conferences, we’ve not checked yet. We first saw the quotes (from Tord Grip and someone we’ve never heard of) on the Daily Mail website, with no mention of the Sun.

Fatty has the Sun delivered every day. He admits as much today, and also says he bought an extra copy. He chose to film his “step-brother” / teenage friend Steve burning the newspaper.

There’s very little we have to say really other than echo the views of many of you who leave comments or email us – Fatty has lost it.

He spoke of pantomimes recently – he even gets Steve to wear a wig for his little video. If you thought “Koptalk TV” was bad you should see this. He gets Steve to wear a curly wig and gets him to squeak “Calm Down” in what we assume was an attempt at a scouse accent. Fatty’s dulcit tones can be heard as he swears at Steve in a clearly pre-planned attempt at humour. We’ve already said that Dunk’s only funny when he’s trying not to be, the video does nothing to change that.

The video is here – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DCEW7zR3pE – and we have to say that Steve and Duncan certainly know how to start a fire. Pity Dunk’s video skills are so poor. As you watch it listen out for three things – 1) Steve’s poor scouse accent, 2) Dunk’s swearing 3) the sound of more and more of Duncan’s site visitors leaving his site for good.

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Carragher the bottler – The Sun (inc video)
#1525732 – 04/07/06 11:13 AM

The Sun newspaper has dedicated their back page today to calling Jamie Carragher a ‘BOTTLER’ for his World Cup “penalty blunder”. (See video at the bottom of this page)

If anyone was going to have a pop at the Liverpool defender you’d expect it to be The Sun, a British newspaper that is boycotted by Liverpool fans for the lies they printed about the Hillsborough disaster. (Very much like Koptalk.com, a British website which is boycotted by Liverpool fans for the lies they publish day in and day out about everything, including their love of the Sun).

Did we buy the rag? Yes and no. The paper lad pinches a few extra papers for us when we need them. As long as he gets his score at Christmas he aint bothered. (Not sure who he thinks he’s turned into at this stage. We’re guessing it’s his hero Del (Trotter, not Johnson) but it could be Arthur Daley or Peggy Mitchell.)

However, after we fired the rag we realised that we forgot the quotes DOH! So we needed another copy to publish exactly what was said (for your benefit, not ours). (It wasn’t for our benefit – you cut and pasted the quotes from the Sun’s website, but you’d have had nothing to read in the bog otherwise.)

Nobody actually called Carragher a bottler (surprise, surprise) but what they did say is as follows.

(I’ve taken the quotes out – if you want to read them then search google news for “Ivan Carminati” and then you’ll be able to read the quotes on other websites like Sporting Life or Sky Sports).

And that’s it. Fatty gets the Sun delivered and then burns it, without actually going into any details of why he should burn it today, but not yesterday. No explanation of why he continues to publish rumours from it every day, claiming he can’t work out how to delete those lies when he’s finished cutting and pasting the rumours from the BBC website.
Dunk – we and a growing part of the internet know you are an arse. You don’t need to prove it. We already have.